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in the year 2023 I became a Joe Alwyn stan by simply having a neutral stance on his existence on this planet
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swifties are proudly stalking joe alwyn’s friends now.
just normal fan behaviour.
also once again swifties have their weird classism on full display.
#swifties take your medication challenge#shit swifties say#parasocial relationships#toxic swifties#psychotic swifties#anti taylor swift#anti swifties#joe alwyn#free joe alwyn#leave joe alwyn alone#fucking psychopathic freaks
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Of course! Telling a man with clinical depression to kill himself or else they are gonna bust in his head with hammers is super fucking funny! Circulating vile rumours about him is funny! Shaming Someone who has NEVER said a word against your fave even though he has been targeted REPEATEDLY is funny! My bad! My sense of humor must be broken :)
#joe alwyn#leave him alone please for fucks sake#Let me scroll the Joe alwyn tag without seeing swifties saying the stupidest shit known to mankind#I just want to see joe gifs and pics 😔 pls let me#anti taylor swift#free joe alwyn#anti swifties
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I don't expect to get good feedback but I feel like I need to say this: not everything is about taylor swift. yes, her ex posted an article about gaza on his instagram story the day of her birthday. but to call that a targeted act of malice, done solely to make her look bad, in my opinion, is in very poor taste to the current situation in gaza. don't get me wrong, I love taylor, some days she's all that gets me through the day, but she is NOT the center of everyone's universe. joe alwyn called for a ceasefire LAST WEEK, along with many other celebrities, among which taylor was not one of them. I don't even keep up with what the guy is up to and even I knew he called for a ceasefire. I think it's likely, with this being her first birthday since the breakup and with her living her life much more publicly, he knew fans were going to be paying more attention to what he posted and rather than give fodder to that certain subsect of swifties that like to hate on every person that was once in her life (I'm looking at you, people who were making fun of karlie kloss for her seats at so-fi stadium) he decided instead to turn heads to the current genocide in gaza! let me repeat that: there is a genocide going on! not everyone is thinking about taylor swift rn bffr!
furthermore, if you think his speaking out makes her look bad, think about why that is. I don't think celebrities have an obligation to "speak out" just because they are celebrities, but there is no denying taylor speaking out in support of palestine could literally be a key factor in turning public opinion in palestine's favor.
using the actual human suffering of the palestinian people as a way to make things about cheap celebrity gossip and "throwing shade" just to make your favorite celebrity look good is fucking tacky and it makes me ashamed to be in this fandom. if you're going to be doing that, the least you can do is click a button every once in a while too
#taylor swift#joe alwyn#leave the guy alone jfc#or read the fucking article he linked maybe#instead of finding a way to make it about taylor#he never spoke about her when they were dating#what makes you think he would start now#honestly the way some swifties are behaving right now makes me remember why i used to hide my love for her#because you give a bad name to the fandom#not even gonna tag this with p*lestine because I'm embarrassed that swifties are taking attention away from that with this bs
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I think she only asked fans not to make SN TV about John because he would've loved that. He was touring at the time, and he would've talked about it on stage and gone on podcasts and got a bunch of free press out of it, the way Jake sort of did. It wasn't about not hurting him, it was about denying him the pleasure of publicity. But she knows Joe isn't like that. He wouldn't run to the press. So she didn't care if he got attacked.
She also knew he didn't do anything to her, there weren't any bombshells coming, so she needed to play up the drama before release, before everyone found out Joe's crimes were...being sad and introverted and possibly bisexual? His big bad hurt was that he didn't marry someone he didn't see himself with forever? And she maybe outed him? What?
I had no idea that John was touring at the time or that Jake G used the Swiftie hate as free publicity.
But yes, you’re probably right because she’s strategic and smart. It wouldn’t be surprising if this was the reason she defended John M but not Joe.
Also, I didn’t realise she potentially outed Joe on the album. That’s horrifying.
Swifties really hated him because he was introverted and didn’t like the fame as much as she did. They’ll cling onto anything to hate on him for.
#anonymous#leave introverts alone#taylor swift#taylorswift#joe alwyn#the tortured poets department#ttpd
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me: taylor, and all celebrities, deserve their privacy and to not be asked about their love lives by strangers.
also me listening to TTPD:
#in the privacy of my tumblr where i'll never actually harrass her about any of this#she's a grown ass woman#leave her alone#personal#taylor swift#joe alwyn#matty healy#ttpd#the tortured poets department#the anthology#i wish the album was called anthology
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felt zero excitement with taylor's new album announcement, she ruined our relationship once she decided to become a chiefs fan
#i'm also kinda sick of seeing her everywhere#my german colleagues just wrote a super bowl Q&A and the first thing they explained was whether she's attending the game or not#like can we all chill and wait#and if it's a super bowl Q&A why do you start it with taylor#leave her alone for a change too#and to end my rant#the way swifties talk about joe alwyn since the break up is just disgusting#get a life
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i'm sorry but i'll never understand how some so called swifties can't get Joe Alwyn out of their mouths 😭 like they either call him 'dad' (weird as fuck) and say they miss him or they drag him to filth for literally just existing,
it's insane cause today i tweeted about how i'm currently watching conversations with friends and some of the replies were calling me a traitor and shit but like HE'S AN ACTOR??? and i can't think he's cute anymore cause they'll call me a weirdo for some reason.
like clearly Taylor is over him so maybe you all should move on too.
#like it's not giving what you think it is#leave me alone#and most importantly#leave HIM alone#taylor swift#joe alwyn
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I think it’s incredibly hypocritical for (some) swifties to call out the people who right now are pretending to like Joe just because they hate Taylor… and I think it’s hypocritical because they are same ones who - until three months ago - were pretending to love Joe and watching his movies and talking about him, just to then start calling him “irrelevant” once he and Taylor broke up.
Like, if you were on Tumblr.com praising him until a few weeks ago just because he was dating Taylor and you now dislike him just because they’re not dating anymore, you DON’T get to call out those stupid people who hate Taylor and pretend to like him now while they were shitting on him until march.
You’re the same as them, you just started as a pretended fan and ended as a hater, while they did the opposite.
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what the fuck is going on with the swifties leave that poor man alone
#personal#i've had to learn who joe alwyn was thru osmosis over the last few hours and i truly ??? leave this dude alone
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I feel bad for Joe Alwyn bc the dude literally never does anything to attract media attention and yet Taylor and her posse will not leave him alone. She has such a high school mean girl mentality and the older she is the sadder it gets.
#joe alwyn#anti taylor swift#seriously this woman is 34 years old and acting like this??#her personality makes it so hard to enjoy her music smh#girl take a breather once in a while. go back into the woods. i liked you better when i didn't have to hear about your life
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So tired of swifties acting like not wanting to marry Taylor Swift is a crime punishable by death. Or not wanting to get married in general.
Why do they think he owed her marriage after 6 years together?? Why do they consider the relationship a failure because there's no marriage and kids???
They better start unpacking that because I don't want to keep reading their bad takes on things.
#leave joe alwyn alone#if i see one more “he wasted her time” i might actually explode#taylor swift#joe alwyn
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swifties are once again crying about joe alwyn not going to the eras tour.
“Beyoncé could show up for Taylor but Joe couldn’t”
“SMACK CAM!”
lol what kind of nonsense is this. Beyoncé is not Taylor Swift’s ex, first of all. and why the double standard? you swifties will scream and cry and shit your pants if somebody shows up to the eras tour with one of Taylor’s exes on their shirts or posters. yet Joe Alwyn is obligated to go watch his ex sing songs about the love they used to have that they don’t have anymore? on what fucking planet is that a reasonable expectation?
and btw, is Taylor obligated to go to Harry Styles and Joe Jonas’s concerts? what about Tom Hiddleston and Jake Gyllenhaal’s movie premieres? why aren’t you lot criticising Taylor for not being a supportive ex, if you’re so concerned about that?
and honestly, the fact that swifties think they are delivering “smack downs” of Joe is insane when really they are just showing how terminally obsessed they are with him.
you cancerous obnoxious nut jobs are so EMBARRASSINGLY not over Joe Alwyn and it’s crazy. according to swifties, Joe Alwyn is an irrelevant piece of shit loser who is not even worth talking about. and yet you weirdos ALWAYS find a way to bring Joe up in conversations, even when the situation has nothing to do with him. like you saw TAYLOR SWIFT and BEYONCÉ together and your first thought was “how can i make this about joe alwyn?”
Joe Alwyn will never be allowed to live a life free of Taylor and her obnoxious fucking fans who literally act like a psychotic ex towards him. they take pictures of him on public transport and mock him for being “poor” and “homeless,” they make up stories about him being this abusive partner who “locked taylor in the basement,” and writing think pieces about how he never loved Taylor (as if they fucking know him and his thoughts), they bodyshame and harass him and openly wish d34th on him. among other things.
…and yet they have the fucking nerve to bitch about him not going to a concert SURROUNDED BY SWIFTIES who literally want his head on a fucking plate and who you KNOW would just hate him for having the “nerve” to show up (just see how they reacted to karlie kloss going to 1 show). and they’d accuse him of “clout chasing” and “using taylor for fame” if he did go.
#both cages-boxes-hunters-foxes and slutsgf have me blocked#i guess they were afraid of me dragging them so they blocked me to prevent me from reblogging#lol well#shit swifties say#parasocial relationships#toxic swifties#leave joe alwyn alone#free joe alwyn
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Taylor makes her friends publicly unfollow joe with staged/timed papwalks. Has friends who constantly like shady posts against him(keleigh teller). Makes Jack antonoff release the ylm date to send her fans on a bully mission. Uses Joe as a marketing object to release an album about Matty. Airs out his depression to the world. Admits emotionally cheating on him for his depression. Exposes a pub where he likes to go. Keeps liking shady posts against him even on the album release day.
On the other hand, Joe Alwyn is seen smiling and happy at cannes to promote his own film. swifties : this feels like a Taylor shade! He needs to leave her alone lmaoooooooo
I can't with this fandom's hypocrisy and madness. Mind you this man never uttered one bad thing about her even after she put him through hell. His only fault is that he likes his private life, minds his own business and didn’t want to marry taylor....
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Oh, My, Love Is A Lie
pairings: Taylor Swift x gn!reader / Taylor Swift x Joe Alwyn
summary: The one where Taylor falls out of love with you and in love with her PR boyfriend.
warnings: PR relationships, lmk what else. Is it weird that it’s Joe? idk. No way in hell am I writing about yk who though
word count: 0.9k
You were at home again.
At home alone whilst Taylor was off gallivanting with Joe. It wasn’t that you didn’t like Joe, he was nice and shared a few qualities of your own, it was that he was going on dates with your girlfriend. The part that probably pissed you off the most was the fact that when Taylor’s team had suggested a fake boyfriend to divert everyone’s attention from the two of you she agreed instantaneously.
You knew she wasn’t embarrassed by you per se, but the fact that she had already made up her mind on the matter before she spoke to you about it hurt.
Four years together were ruined by a photo of a kiss on the cheek that Taylor blamed herself for. She had let her guard down and loved you in public and now you were both paying the price.
The soft hum of the television was the only sound apart from your rapid beating. You stared down at the velvet box in betrayal before opening your phone to the messages from the night before, double-checking the time you had agreed on.
You: Are we still on to celebrate tomorrow?
Taylor: Yes, of course!! 10 pm, right?
You: Yep. See you then, I love you!
Taylor: Love you
You looked at the clock on your phone and sniffled, 00:13. It wasn’t even your anniversary anymore. A sigh sounded and you stood to go to the dining room. The dinner you had made Taylor was still on the table so you moved it to the oven just in case she got home and was hungry.
Next, you made haste with removing the wax that had melted onto the table. They Taylor’s favourite scent and you sniffled in remembrance before tossing them into the bin.
The television was still on as you found the bedroom. Plastic rose petals littered the floor in a way that looked random, but was anything else. You wondered if she’d even notice if you left before she got back. Probably not. You put the petals back into the bag that they came in and chucked them on the bed before walking over to the wardrobe.
You didn’t blame Taylor. You were nobody and Joe was somebody. Okay, maybe you did blame her a little bit. But she had fallen in love with someone who didn’t even love her back whilst the person that did love her watched from their home.
Four years gone. And for what? She let her insecurities get the better and now you were insecure. Constantly blaming yourself for being the reason she latched onto Joe. Had you seen the cameras sooner, she wouldn’t have kissed your cheek and she wouldn’t have needed the PR relationship in the first place.
Your thoughts were interrupted by the door creaking open and a small curse followed by skin slapping against the floor, “y/n, baby, are you awake?” She called out and you walked back into the lounge, frowning when she grinned at the sight of you. Taylor saw your look and pouted, walking over to you, “I’m sorry that I missed our date. I just got a little carried away at the studio.”
“It wasn’t a date,” You said softly, looking up at her, “And I wish that was true, but photos of you and Joe leaving the studio were published hours ago.”
Taylor tried to think of a response before just looking down guiltily. At least she still felt enough for you to feel bad, right?
“It was our anniversary,” You continued, a lump forming in your throat. “And I tricked myself into thinking that you wouldn’t stand me up for Joe on a day as special as this, but I was so wrong.”
“Y/n,” Taylor murmured, “I’m sorry. I lost track of time, but I can make it up to you. I promise, just let me try.”
You let out a shaky breath and looked down at the coffee table. Taylor followed your line of sight and gasped, covering her mouth. Picking it up, you held it out to Taylor, who took it regretfully.
“I love you, Taylor, and I always will, but I can’t be with someone that doesn’t love me back anymore. The way you look at Joe now is the way you used to look at me,” You explained. “And I wondered if you actually got here on time and we celebrated our anniversary would you have said yes?”
The look on her face said all. She knew she was falling out of love with you, too.
“Don’t worry,” You said, knowing that you didn’t want her to feel even worse, “I wouldn’t marry me either.”
“Y/n, that’s not-“ Taylor stammered, “I would- I would marry you. I just… I didn’t mean to.”
Sniffling, you nodded. People don’t control who they fall in love with, unfortunately. If they could, you wouldn’t be blaming yourself. A weak smile graced your lips and you leaned forward to hug the blonde, “I love you, Tay, and I want you to be happy. If that means Joe, then so be it. I’m sure, I’m sure he does love you back. You’re hard not to love.”
“I’m sorry,” Taylor whispered, “I really did love you.”
Can’t you see that your words are hurting me? You wanted to scream at her. She was trying to comfort you and was failing miserably.
#elijah writes#taylor swift x reader#Taylor swift#taylor swift imagine#taylor x reader#taylor x joe#Taylor swift one shot#one shot#fanfiction#taylor swift fanfiction
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taylor swift fans need to drop their weird parasocial obsessions and leave joe alwyn alone, y’all are weird as hell
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