Teeth perfect for marking his territory (Larry)
Lady Lancelot has my heart <3
-Kirk anon
He has your heart because he is taking it by force >:)
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When the joke human AU turns into a crossover AU and then turns into OCs that just happen to look like characters from a piece of media
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Downloads for the Whole Family!
By @profesionalpartyguest & @executables-sims
For the past few months, @profesionalpartyguest and I have been making some CC for all ages. Full details and downloads below the cut! :D
CM/TM/AM/EM Leon Hair | Download
TF/AF/EF Lea Hair | Download
Originally 'Leon Hair' by Arcia / 'Lea Hair' by Arcia.
Arcia's hairDavid edit, now also for CM and TF! :) The textures have been repo'd, so M&G is required. Animated, binned, familified, and compressorised; 1754 polys.
PF Ruffled Romper | Download / PSD
A ruffled crêpe romper for toddlers, using Tiggerypum's bubble romper as a base. :) Some slight clipping is present on the belly due to the puffy shape, and on the back ruffle for some anims. Compressorised! 1760 polys.
BG 'Sweater Set' default replacement | Download / Custom version / PSD
A vintage knitted twinset for your elder ladies. :)
Has both thin and fat morphs, and has been compressorised; 1558 polys (down from 1586).
CU Puffer Jacket with Cargo Pants and Sneakers | Download / PSD
Something warmer for when the cold rolls in! :)
A puffer jacket and cargo pants combo built off of Windkeeper's CM conversion of tmChinoise.
Categorised as outerwear only; has both thin and fat morphs, and has been compressorised; 2104 polys.
TF/AF/EF 'Hair Modern Punk' | Download
A MtF conversion of the single scene hairstyle Maxis gave us. x) Textures are repo'd to the original TS2 Store hair, and are pinned to the store edition; unnaturals are binned instead of custom, like the originals.
Binned, familified, and compressorised; 1864 polys.
OFB 'Cuffed Pants' default replacement | Download
Some bright and cheerful blue jean recolours of Nimbussims' patterned cuffs. :)
BG 'Dress Above Knee Collar' default replacement | Download
Denim dresses begone! A polo and jean skirt combo in a full spectrum of colours for Lucy Burb and friends.
Wrinkles Overlay Box | Download
All your favourite full-face wrinkle overlays, now in a box! Includes wrinkles from AlmightyHat, @episims, Nymphy, Onah, @sligpants, and @simnopke. :)
AF/EF 'PTA Diva' Hair | Download
A longer edit of afHairMidwaveMature. :) Animated, binned, and familified; 1578 polys.
TS2 Store Hair Package Edits & Add-Ons | Download
A bunch of reduced file size TS2 Store package edits, and some Store-ified add-ons! Credit to @deedee-sims for some of the packages used.
Store-ified Add-ons:
CM/TM/AM/EM KadBrazil 'Alan'
TF/AF/EF KadBrazil 'Livia'
TM/AM/EM HIM666 'Long Wavy for Men'
UU Aikea-Guinea 'Royal We Stand'
Hope you enjoy! :D
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Everytime I see your hermit puppers it makes my cartoon fanatic brain think of one of two songs: "Junkyard Society" from Disney's Lady and the Tramp 2 and "Can't Keep a Good Dog Down" from Don Bluth's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
It's always specificly these two songs for whatever reason.
Anyway, love the art and can't wait to see what hermit you dog-ify next <3
Aaaaaa you know what it makes me very very happy that u get the animated movie vibes out of my drawings!!!! :D
Thank u very much!! I think with limited life being out now I'll try to see if I can still draw people after an entire month of drawing dogs kdjjdjdsjdidjdj but more doggies will come for sure!!!
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Prompt #2
PLA, Rei/Lucas/Dawn/Akari is dropped in Hisui before Ingo, and land in the highlands
They lose their memory at first but regain it after about a year, still pretending to not have any because they realise just how utterly fucked the situation is
They become Lady Sneasler’s Warden
Lady Sneasler is the only one they tell about the time travel
The only things they have from the future are their clothes, their wallet and their poketech, which plays music and tells the time but does nothing else
Until they meet Ingo, when his ArcPhone interacts with their poketech and turns it into an Arc-ified version
About two years after R/L/D/A is dropped in the highlands, Ingo arrives at Prelude beach
From Ingo’s point of view, it’s only been six months since the Champion of Sinnoh disappeared
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Evaluation from the neglect prospective associated with methamnetamine inside rodents: a conduct pharmacology examine.
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hiii, was wondering if you could do the niki birthday party VOD since there's so much lore content in it and people have a hard time finding it/finding the parts their looking for when they wanna talk about it :)
i couldn't find the original vod on youtube, so i'm transcribing this video (every time there's a - to seperate sections, the video has made a cut)
hope that's okay, and sorry for the delay :D
LINK TO THE TRANSCRIPT
KARL: Wilbur, you didn’t see down here.
WILBUR: Oh, let me, sorry, I’m very-
KARL: This is where the party’s happening.
WILBUR: Ah, Niki, I see you’ve got your birthday meal of lamb, potato-
NIKI: Yeah!
KARL: Yeah.
WILBUR: Nothing like a munch of mutton to celebrate.
NIKI: Yes.
WILBUR: Gosh, I love flesh. What?
BADBOYHALO: What?
KARL: Is that- where is the blood from?
WILBUR: Huh? No, no, that’s just my dinner.
KARL: That’s your dinner?
NIKI: Oh, you already had dinner?
WILBUR: I have, but I can eat again, I can eat again.
NIKI: Okay, okay.
PUNZ: It’s spooky, spooky dinner table.
KARL: Is everybody here or are we waiting on Big Q?
NIKI: Oh yeah!
AWESAMDUDE: Oh, yeah, I made this table.
NIKI: Do you think he’s gonna come?
AWESAMDUDE: Everyone gets some pie
BADBOYHALO: Oh! Give me pie!
QUACKITY: Hey fellas!
KARL: Hello!
QUACKITY: I’m late to the big party, but that’s how you arrive in style.
KARL: It’s okay ‘cause we’re Christmas-ifying, we’re Christmas-ifying.
QUACKITY: Oh my gosh, coke!
WILBUR: We only have pepsi as well, I’m sorry
QUACKITY: Who the fuck is this?
AWESAMDUDE: Big Q. This is you, Big Q
QUACKITY: What?
WILBUR: Did you just say “who the fuck is this guy”?
QUACKITY: Yeah, I said, “who the hell is it”?
PUNZ: Yeah, I think it’s his long lost cousin
AWESAMDUDE: It’s ‘cause you’re late
WILBUR: What do you mean who the hell-? I’m Wilbur Soot!
QUACKITY: I’m not talking about you! Where are you actually?
WILBUR: You just said you were talking about me!
QUACKITY: You’re not even inside! You’re- we’re waiting for you!
KARL: Where are you?
WILBUR: *Screaming*
KARL: Niki, Niki, come on. Hurry, hurry.
NIKI: Yes, yes.
KARL: Come, over here, it’s just- it’s just not-
NIKI: This is our safe space, Karl.
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QUACKITY: Hey!
PUNZ: Why are you not wearing a shirt?
KARL: Oh, you have a little snow fort!
WILBUR: I’m busy, Big Q. Please step away from my majesty.
QUACKITY: You said you wanted a hug, hug me now.
WILBUR: No.
QUACKITY: Uargh!
WILBUR: Big Q, you may stare at me and give me attention, but you may not touch.
QUACKITY: Oh, Wilbur.
NIKI: It’s just like museums’ artwork.
WILBUR: Yes. I am.
QUACKITY: Can I pet him? Can I pet him?
WILBUR: You may not pet me. I will end you.
QUACKITY: I just did. I just pet him. Does he bite?
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WILBUR: First one to break gaze loses, let’s go.
AWESAMDUDE: Ladies and gentlemen, this is intense. The passion in Wilbur’s eyes.
NIKI: And here you see a wild Wilbur Soot and Quackity stare at each other. Who is going to break the tension first? We may never know.
AWESAMDUDE: Quackity with that smug smile he has. Wilbur with that fierce determination.
WILBUR: Hey Big Q? Big Q? Can we- can we roleplay for a minute?
QUACKITY: You wanna roleplay? Okay
WILBUR: Come closer to me. *Kissing sounds*
NIKI: Oh.
KARL begins critting WILBUR with his axe.
QUACKITY: What the fuck? Ey, ey! Woah, woah!
KARL: Hey, you can’t do that with Q!
QUACKITY: Woah, woah! Ladies, please! Please! Everyone, calm down!
KARL: That’s my mans!
QUACKITY: Calm down
KARL: That’s my mans!
WILBUR: It’s a birthday party. Now it’s a party,
QUACKITY: Karl, Karl, I need you to- I need you to, ehm-
WILBUR: I’m kissing the back of your neck now, Big Q, alright?
QUACKITY: Thank you. Oh, that feels so good, I was so tense today. All day today, I was so tense
WILBUR: You doing good at work?
QUACKITY: That feels- that feels really good. Yeah, no, I was stressed all day.
WILBUR: I know how you feel.
QUACKITY: Yeah, thank you.
WILBUR: I’m hugging you now.
BADBOYHALO: This is a weird birthday party.
QUACKITY: Ey, what, are you fucking jealous?
NIKI: Karl?
QUACKITY: What are you, fucking jealous?
NIKI: Karl?
AWESAMDUDE: I’ve never been to a birthday party like this.
QUACKITY: Badboyhalo is jealous ‘cause he’s single, oh, Badboyhalo is single
BADBOYHALO: I’ve never been to a birthday party like this.
WILBUR: Big Q, Big Q, I’ve cooked you a meal while you were down in the mines.
QUACKITY: Hey, hey, Karl, I’m gonna need you to show this picture on stream. Let’s see-
KARL: No!
BADBOYHALO: Skeppy! Join me in the other Discord real quick.
QUACKITY: Why-why would you bonk me, Wilbur? What the hell?
WILBUR: I didn’t- I didn’t like-
QUACKITY: I’m not into that!
WILBUR: Oh, I didn’t-
QUACKITY: If you bonk- you singlehandedly- you singlehandedly-
WILBUR: I think we’ve made people uncomfortable.
QUACKITY: You singlehandedly made three people leave.
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KARL: Take off your outfit.
BADBOYHALO: There!
KARL: The pants!
BADBOYHALO: No!
KARL: No pants!
BADBOYHALO: Everyone, he’s making me take my pants off!
KARL: Guys, can we- can you please help me tell Badboyhalo to take his pants off?
BADBOYHALO: Fine, I took my pants off.
QUACKITY: I’ve never seen you without your pants off.
AWESAMDUDE: You’re in danger.
KARL: It took Punz seconds to turn this into a competitive sport.
QUACKITY: We’re bonding, we’re bonding.
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WILBUR: Okay. *Sneeze* I don’t actually know the cords for “Happy Birthday”
KARL: Here, here, I’ll make you a stage
WILBUR: I’m gonna guess- I’m gonna guess-
QUACKITY: Nah, nah, I’ve got them for you, Wilbur.
KARL: Here you go.
WILBUR: Yeah, give me the cords, give me the cords.
QUACKITY: It’s- it’s C- it’s C major. G7, G7 again, F major-
KARL: Get off! Who is this nimrod?
QUACKITY: So, it’s happy = c, birthday to = G7, to you-
WILBUR: Okay, that’s good.
QUACKITY: Yeah, yeah. You got it, right? Okay.
WILBUR: Is it alright if I play it in a relative minor, just to add a little bit of suspense?
QUACKITY: Yes!
KARL: ‘Cause it is a haunted house.
WILBUR: Okay.
QUACKITY: Yes!
WILBUR: *Sings*
QUACKITY: Who the hell brought Blink-187 into this fucking party?
WILBUR: You gotta- you gotta cry, Quackity, let out a tear.
QUACKITY: Oh!
WILBUR: *Sad singing*
QUACKITY: Oh!
WILBUR: *Sad singing*
QUACKITY: Hey Karl, fuck your cobwebs. Honestly.
WILBUR: *Sad singing*
QUACKITY: Hey, this is- wouldn’t you say this is the most depressing birthday you’ve had yet?
NIKI: I’m actually really enjoying it. Like, honestly, seriously.
QUACKITY: Why do you lie all the time? Why do you- you can be honest!
KARL: You can tell us.
QUACKITY: You can say how depressing this all is
NIKI: No! I- I’m, like, genuinely happy to have this evening with you.
WILBUR: I’m single, by the way, ladies
QUACKITY: Say no more.
KARL: Do the thing! Do the thing, Quackity.
QUACKITY: Sorry. No, no, no. You haven’t paid me.
WILBUR: Thank you, that was my brief arrangement.
QUACKITY: Wow, woo!
BADBOYHALO: Yay!
QUACKITY: Can you make a version that doesn’t make us wanna die?
WILBUR: Eh, I can- I have some original songs.
BADBOYHALO: Nah, that’s alright.
WILBUR: This one’s called “I hope-“
BADBOYHALO: That’s okay! Thank you, Wilbur.
WILBUR: This one’s called “I hope no one dies on my birthday”
BADBOYHALO: Alright, here we go, let’s sing happy birthday.
KARL: How do we still hear him?
BADBOYHALO: Oh my goodness…
KARL: The noise gate isn’t working.
BADBOYHALO: I think we may need to put sand on him.
NIKI: No, no, no! No, guys, no!
QUACKITY: You’re not scared of killing the guitarist, though?
BADBOYHALO: Oh my goodness.
KARL: Not Bad killing the guitarist. I, ehm-
NIKI: “Not Bad killing the guitarist”
BADBOYHALO: It’s a good name for a song. Wilbur, play one round of “Bad killing the guitarist”
WILBUR, singing: Please don’t murder me, Badboyhalo!
KARL: Can I do vocals? Can I do vocals?
KARL: Let me turn you up
WILBUR, singing: I’m so scared, Karl!
KARL, singing: AH! Badboyhalo wants to kill Wilbur. AH! Nothing’s gonna happen because Bad can’t do it. AH! Bad, please stop killing Wilbur. AH! Now Bad’s killing me. AH! Wilbur’s escaping. AH! I don’t know where Wilbur went, Bad, ‘cause you can’t kill him.
BADBOYHALO: Mhm.
NIKI: Oh my gosh. Where did he go?
KARL: I guess you can’t kill him. I guess you can’t kill him, Bad.
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KARL: Ehm, Niki?
NIKI: What?
BADBOYHALO: I will do my best.
KARL: Can you, eh, can you please sit at the table next to the cake?
NIKI: Mhm.
KARL: There’s a- there’s a surprise birthday present for you.
NIKI: Really?
KARL: Yeah, yeah. Okay, everybody else, everybody else, stand over here. Everybody else, stand over here.
BADBOYHALO: Shouldn’t we sing happy birthday?
KARL: Bad, no, not yet, not yet. Trust me, not yet. Okay, guys, ready?
BADBOYHALO: Yes.
KARL: Quackity? Come on out.
QUACKITY comes out, with autotuned and bad sounding music (in terms of audio, not the song).
KARL: You’re wearing a chest plate, you’re wearing a chest plate.
NIKI: What are you- what is- are you-?
QUACKITY: Bring up Badboyhalo! Come on up here, mister!
KARL: Come on up, Bad! Come on! Come on! Bad, go, go, it’s really important.
BADBOYHALO: Stop
SKEPPY: Bad, go!
BADBOYHALO left the game.
NIKI: Well.
QUACKITY: Sam!
AWESAMDUDE: Ey!
NIKI: Way!
QUACKITY: Yeah!
KARL: It’s shaking its head!
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KARL: Go ahead, show him the work.
QUACKITY: Alright, alright, ready?
WILBUR: I’m ready. Do I get to be on the cake?
KARL: You can stand on the cake, yeah.
QUACKITY: You are the cake, baby.
QUACKITY starts his music again and takes off his clothes.
QUACKITY: Yeah! Yeah!
-
KARL: Okay, guys-
QUACKITY: Are you ready to sing happy birthday?
KARL: Yes!
NIKI: Is Wil here? Wil?
WILBUR: I saw things, I saw things…
NIKI: Oh no… are you okay?
KARL: It’s gonna be okay, you know that, right?
WILBUR: I- yeah- I…
NIKI: It will be alright, Wilbur.
WILBUR: I stared at the void, and the void stared back.
NIKI: Do you wanna wait?
QUACKITY: Anyways, I brought KFC, guys! Everyone, have a piece!
KARL: No chance! No chance! Free KFC? No chance, bucko!
FUNDY: What’s going on with Wil? Like, why is he-?
KARL: Oh, wait, Fundy didn’t see. One second. Everyone back to the corner, back to the corner.
NIKI: No! No!
KARL: Fundy!
NIKI: We’ve been through this!
FUNDY: What happened?
KARL: Fundy, stand on the- stand on the-
NIKI: No!
KARL: Fundy, can you please stand on the cake? Guys, guys, come to the corner.
BADBOYHALO: Oh my goodness…
FUNDY: What- eh? Is that what happened to Wilbur because then I don’t-
KARL: No, no, no, you’re good, you’re good.
BADBOYHALO: Go stand there.
KARL: Can you go stand on the bed over there? That pink bed. Maybe turn around, the pink bed.
FUNDY: Who, me?
KARL: Yeah, yeah, Fundy, yeah, yeah. Perfect. Let’s go for it, Quackity.
QUACKITY: Alright, alright.
Autotune is back.
QUACKITY: Welcome Fundy!
KARL: Fundy, come to the cake!
QUACKITY: I have something to tell you, Fundy!
FUNDY: What- what are you doing?
KARL: That’s a-
QUACKITY: Yeah! Woo!
KARL: What do you think?
QUACKITY: You’re gonna pay me for this, right?
KARL: Yeah, man, yeah- oh!
FUNDY left the game.
KARL: Oop, Fundy.
NIKI: No! No!
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KARL: Are you kidding me? Take off your armor! Quackity, get back on a seat!
BADBOYHALO: Let’s sing happy birthday
KARL: Sam, you got in my seat!
BADBOYHALO: We saw what happened to Wilbur when he wasn’t wearing armor.
QUACKITY: I’m putting my pants off.
WILBUR: Yeah, you saw what happened to me, high five, Bad!
NIKI: No! What?
WILBUR is killed.
WILBUR: Oh.
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BADBOYHALO: We need the cake.
KARL: Ehm, I want to let everybody know; Technoblade is not at his computer, but he wishes the best for the-the-the birthday, that’s what it’s called.
NIKI: Aww. For the birthday
BADBOYHALO: Happy birthday!
KARL: Wilbur!
NIKI: Wil!
BADBOYHALO: Wilbur, welcome back
WILBUR: Give me attention, give me attention
KARL: Wilbur! It’s him, guys!
Everyone cheered.
NIKI: We’re so happy to have you here.
KARL: Okay, let’s take a seat.
WILBUR: Big Q? You haven’t said anything
QUACKITY: Hey Wilbur!
WILBUR: Give me attention, you gotta say- you haven’t said anything.
QUACKITY: Oh, sorry, I was getting my… it’s none of my business. Hey Wilbur! It’s so good to see you here, man.
WILBUR: Thank you. Alright, let’s sing happy birthday.
KARL: Alright! Quackity, take it away!
QUACKITY: Okay… happy birthday, Karl!
Everyone singing.
KARL: Happy birthday, dear Niki-not-Karl
AWESAMDUDE: Happy birthday
BADBOYHALO: Okay, now that we sang happy birthday, Karl, let’s sing it to-
KARL: Quackity! Quackity, do you know whose birthday it is? Quackity?
QUACKITY: Who the fuck slammed a bottle on the table?
QUACKITY sings happy birthday to BADBOYHALO.
BADBOYHALO: I’m about to murder someone.
KARL: Sounds Skeppy
QUACKITY: Oh, Wilbur’s here! My bad.
QUACKITY sings happy birthday to WILBUR
WILBUR: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m glad I’m getting the appreciation I deserve
QUACKITY: Guys, guys!
WILBUR: I’m glad I’m so finally getting the attention that I deserve.
QUACKITY: You just got out of rehab? Happy getting rehab to you-
WILBUR: Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, I still have a very bad drug problem, but I’m okay-
KARL: Oh! I think it’s-
QUACKITY: You’re an addict, Wilbur, you’re an addict, Wilbur. You’re an addict, you are
BADBOYHALO: Stop it!
WILBUR: I’m enjoying these songs less and less.
BADBOYHALO: Wilbur!
KARL: Okay, it did take a lot of organization-
NIKI: Very.
KARL: Alright, Quackmeister?
QUACKITY: Hurry up, man!
KARL: Quackmeister, it’s you! Do happy birthday! And then we can eat the cake- oop! I didn’t think, I’m sorry.
QUACKITY: Fuck! Fuck! Okay, alright, let’s do-
BADBOYHALO: Language!
QUACKITY: I’m gonna curse all I want, I don’t give a shit what Boy says-
BADBOYHALO: Hey!
QUACKITY: I’m gonna curse all I want-
BADBOYHALO: You wanna die?
QUACKITY: I don’t give a fucking shit-
BADBOYHALO: You can stop trolling or I’ll kill him again.
QUACKITY: Alright, Jesus, chill out. Chill out, man.
KARL: Okay, say happy birthday
QUACKITY: *Sings happy birthday*
EVERYONE: *Sings happy birthday*
NIKI: Yeah! Thank you, everyone!
PUNZ: Yeah!
NIKI: Yeah!
BADBOYHALO: Very good job, Quackity
QUACKITY, singing: Your eyes are gorgeous, you’re dark and beautiful, you’re gorgeous
BADBOYHALO: Okay, okay, it’s time for presents
WILBUR: Big Q! Thank you, Quackity, thank you
-
KARL: You guys are honking up- oh, wait! We have to turn it into Christmas now.
QUACKITY: You like my bicycle hat?
NIKI: Mhm! It’s really pretty, I like it
KARL: Are we gonna Christmas-ify the-?
QUACKITY: It’s not supposed to look pretty.
BADBOYHALO: Let’s go, Skeppy
SKEPPY: Bye!
BADBOYHALO: Later, guys!
KARL: Bye!
WILBUR: Big Q, I can see you. Big Q, our eyes are locked, our eyes are locked across the room.
NIKI: Bye!
WILBUR: Bye, bye.
QUACKITY: Sing for me.
WILBUR: *Plays I’m in Love With An E-Girl* This is a song I wrote for you, Quackity.
QUACKITY: Really?
WILBUR: It’s out of tune
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NIKI: Oh shit
QUACKITY: I got it. I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an e-girl
NIKI: I guess this is our only friend now
KARL: Just adding more snow…
NIKI: Oh, is it- is it two? Oh, yeah! Thanks!
KARL: How do I take his hat-helmet off?
NIKI: Ehm… shears, I think
WILBUR, singing: Well, it’s 2.45 pm, Alex, wake up from snoring, open Alex’s dms, can a red bull by my bed, and I’m- Alex is there, snapchat from Alex is read
QUACKITY: Yeah…
KARL: Wow…
WILBUR, singing: What’s popping, Big Q?
QUACKITY: My love for, eh…everyone!
WILBUR, singing: He’s beauty, he’s grace
KARL: Wow!
WILBUR: Minecraft skin of a peach, and-and that’s it
QUACKITY: Yeah…
WILBUR, singing: Just a single message more, send him riding down my heathen chord
QUACKITY: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
NIKI: I have- I have iron in my ender chest
WILBUR, singing: I want it so bad, one to fall asleep on call with, I make you forget
KARL: What is this?
QUACKITY: Practicing
KARL: Just practicing? That’s it?
QUACKITY: Yeah, that’s it.
KARL: Okay, sweet.
WILBUR, singing: Everything that came before you, I love- like you, and you are also like a-
KARL: He hit him with the like
WILBUR, singing: Let’s skip to the good bit, that’s consumed me on Minecraft connection. I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an, I’m in love with a Big Q
NIKI: Oh!
KARL: OH!
WILBUR, singing: I’m in love with a-
KARL: He’s just practi- no, it’s okay.
WILBUR, singing: -Big Q. I’m in love with a, I’m in love with a, I’m in love with a Big Q. I’m in love with a, I’m in love with an, I’m in love with Big Q.
KARL: Woah, he’s just practicing?
WILBUR: Just practicing, yeah, yeah
QUACKITY: Just practicing.
QUACKITY: I gotta make sure these are the right chords.
QUACKITY, singing: Wake up in the morning
WILBUR: Yes, yes, that’s a good way to start
QUACKITY: What?
WILBUR: I said it’s a good way to start a song
KARL: Wait, should I- how do I use a name tag?
NIKI: Eh, you just click on them.
QUACKITY, singing: It’s Wilbur streaming, then I see he’s streaming with me today, and it seems like he’s fully ignoring me
NIKI: Is it not working?
QUACKITY, singing: Oh no, looks like Wilbur is already dating someone. Oh no-
WILBUR: I am?
KARL names the name tag for the snowman, NIKI JR
QUACKITY, singing: -looks like Wilbur is already dating someone. Look at my counter, I see a knife-
NIKI: Oh, wait! Oh, wait! Oh my gosh!
WILBUR: Big Q, that’s TOS.
NIKI: Aw!
KARL: Yeah?
NIKI: Thank you, Karl!
KARL: Of course!
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur is going […] I am fucking pissed, why’s he not dating someone who starts with a Q?
KARL: Wait… is this practice?
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, please, come back home. Our daughter misses you
KARL: Come on, let’s go. Let’s listen to them practice
NIKI: Okay. I wanna get my friend with me, though
KARL: Oh!
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, please come, please come home to me.
The snowman falls through the stairs.
NIKI: Oh!
KARL: Oh!
-
WILBUR, singing: Big Q, the moment I saw your twin town videos in my recommended section
QUACKITY: I never raided Twin Town, but yeah
WILBUR, singing: Shut the fuck up-
KARL: Woah!
WILBUR, singing: You are big piece of shit, I’m just tryna pour my heart out, all you’re doing is shutting me down, like you shut down this party; yeah, I said it. You ruined-
KARL: Ah!
WILBUR, singing: -Niki’s birthday bash-
KARL: Apparently, the snowman’s gonna die
NIKI: No!
WILBUR, singing: With your stupid acts of unpresented sexual agitated dancing-
QUACKITY: He’s right
WILBUR, singing: I am never gonna invite you to anything I do-
KARL: Here
NIKI: Oh!
WILBUR, singing: ‘Cause you’re a fucking piece of shit, and I can’t fucking stand you.
QUACKITY: Okay… oh
WILBUR, singing: But, you’re still really hot-
KARL: True!
WILBUR, singing: You’re boring me with all your little indecisive bullshit actions-
QUACKITY: Okay.
WILBUR, singing: You are the perfect one for me if you promise you never speak, and you just stand there in my room, looking pretty
KARL: Wow…
-
QUACKITY strumming the guitar.
KARL: Yeah!
WILBUR: Yeah, yeah
QUACKITY, singing: I fucking hate you-
KARL: Yeah!
QUACKITY, singing: I fucking hate you, I fucking despise you, everything you say about me in front of me-
WILBUR: I love this new hundred GEC strat
KARL: Oh, you don’t need to hear- have you heard his 100 GECS?
WILBUR: I’ve never heard his 100 GECS
KARL: Quackity, switch to 100 GECS, hurry
QUACKITY: Huh?
KARL: Switch to 100 GECS
QUACKITY strums the guitar.
QUACKITY, singing: I fucking hate you, I fucking hate what you do, you treat me like ass-
WILBUR: Sounds like a sex bit
QUACKITY, singing: As I’m […] your ass
KARL: I don’t think this is- what is this?
QUACKITY sings.
KARL: That was-
QUACKITY, singing: You can kiss my ass, but you’d have to wait in line, you don’t deserve me, my presence, or my rhymes. I despise you, I despise you, I despise you so much, I despise you, I despise you so much
KARL: The CatJams are flying
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur Soot, you’re a dick, you don’t deserve all of this, you’re a narcissistic- I stopped midway because you don’t deserve any more lyrics from me.
KARL: Let’s go!
-
QUACKITY, through a muffled mic: Hhhhhhh
WILBUR: He sounds like-
KARL: Corpse? Is that Corpse?
WILBUR: He’s Corpse Husband!
QUACKITY, in deep voice: Choke me like you like me
KARL: Did you see his tweet? Choke me like choke me ‘cause you choke me
QUACKITY: Choke me like you choke me like you choke me. Choke me like you choke me, and choke me at the grocery, I’m shopping, choke me like you choke me
KARL: Wow. Just when we thought this party couldn’t get any better. Everybody left and then Corpse showed up
QUACKITY: How’s it going? Choke me like you choke me
WILBUR: Have my babies!
QUACKITY: *Deep breathing*
WILBUR: Impregnate me!
QUACKITY: *Deep breathing*
WILBUR: Make me pregnant.
QUACKITY: *Deep breathing* Choke me- uahahaha
WILBUR: I crave your seed.
QUACKITY: Wow
KARL: I love your hands
QUACKITY: Hello everyone, how’s it going?
KARL: Oh, the 100 GECS
WILBUR: My womb is throbbing
QUACKITY: Oohhh
KARL: Okay…
-
Guitar strumming. QUACKITY and WILBUR sing “Send Me On My Way”
KARL: I just realized we did the part- we did the birthday party at a haunted mansion instead of an island, I literally named Party Island.
NIKI: Oh, yeah! But we did it together, Karl.
KARL: Oh, but we did- yeah, that makes sense. Oh?
QUACKITY and WILBUR whistle.
QUACKITY: Hey, hey, play me some party in the USA.
WILBUR: Yeah, sure, but also, Niki, what would you said if last year you told yourself that on your birthday, you’d be trending on Twitter?
NIKI: I’m trending?
KARL: Oh! You are! You are for me.
NIKI: Oh!
QUACKITY and WILBUR play Party in The USA. KARL and NIKI join in a little.
-
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, now I know, I messed, I was wrong-
NIKI: Oh
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, I’m sorry, I neglected you, oh, I never expected feeling this empty, your stream right now would sound like music to me, please come home ‘cause I miss you, Wilbur. Wilbur, come home-
KARL: Oh! Woah!
KARL thinks QUACKITY and WILBUR were kissing.
QUACKITY: Hey Wilbur
WILBUR: Yeah?
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, can’t you see? I was blind- hold on. Wilbur, can’t you see? I was blind, I’ll do anything to change your mind, more than a streamer, you’re my best friend – too cool to forget. Come back, I don’t fucking know this part- Wilbur, come home. Wilbur, come home. Wilbur, come home.
KARL: How do all these-?
NIKI: Wilbur!
QUACKITY, singing: Wilbur, I’m subscribed to your channel, it’s a tier 3, but I cancelled it. Wilbur, if you come back I’ll renew my sub, I’ll do a 13 months and that’s more than enough for you to come back and stay with me. Your response right now would sound like music to me
WILBUR: Quackity…
QUACKITY, singing: Please, come home because I miss you, Wilbur
WILBUR: This- this coral block is as vibrant as our love
WILBUR places yellow coral.
KARL: Oh. I thought that was practice…
The coral turns grey.
QUACKITY: Oh my gosh… what happened?
KARL: Oh…
QUACKITY: What the-?
NIKI: Oh…
QUACKITY: What the hell?
WILBUR: You’re scum.
QUACKITY: Wha-what? What?
WILBUR: You’re scum. You’re scum. Look at me. Don’t look away from me. Stop being terrified of me. Look at me.
QUACKITY: What? What do you want?
WILBUR: I’m gonna blow up Manberg.
QUACKITY: What-?
WILBUR: And you’re gonna watch.
KARL: Woah, woah, woah
WILBUR: Ah, we’ve come full circle, we’ve come full circle. We’ve come full circle!
QUACKITY: No, no
KARL: Wait!
QUACKITY: No chance
-
WILBUR: The minute it goes wrong, I’m there.
KARL: I mean, he literally is here.
QUACKITY: I’ll go through with it, Wilbur. I’ll go through with the planned bomb if it-
KARL: Planned bomb?
WILBUR: When. When are you going to go through with this meeting?
QUACKITY: Give me a couple days. I gotta- I gotta set up a few things.
WILBUR: Tell you what, tell you what. If-if you haven’t done it by Friday, I’m detonating it.
QUACKITY: Okay… okay.
WILBUR: I wanna be watching that meeting stream, alright? I’m gonna be watching that stream of you before Friday.
QUACKITY: Alright. Okay. You’ve- you’ve given me a timeline. I’ll tell you soon, okay?
WILBUR: Thank you!
WILBUR leaves the call.
QUACKITY: Fuck’s sake, man!
NIKI: Oh my gosh!
QUACKITY: For fuck’s sake! Oh my gosh, what the fuck just happened?
KARL: Oh my gosh!
QUACKITY: Oh, I gotta fucking figure this shit out
NIKI: Oh…
QUACKITY: I gotta fucking figure this shit out…
NIKI: Oh my gosh…
KARL: What do you need to figure out?
NIKI: He needs you to do something, Quackity. Karl, he’s gonna blow the fucking place up
QUACKITY: No, no, no, I’ll figure it out. Just-just know that we’ll… Manberg is staying, alright? Manburg is gonna stay.
KARL: Manberg forever.
NIKI: L’Manberg!
KARL: Yeah… that’s what I said.
NIKI: L’Manberg.
KARL: That’s what I said. Oh, Quackity’s gone.
NIKI: Oh… bye Quackity.
KARL: It’s just like how the stream started
NIKI: Yes! Exactly!
KARL: Yay!
NIKI: That was great. Really! I know I’ve been saying that a lot, but I can’t thank everyone enough for- for this.
KARL: Of course! It’s your birthday
NIKI: It’s so nice
KARL: Happy Birthday, Niki!
NIKI: Thank you, Karl!
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Primarily an F1 fan but for some reason I have a very few pieces of knowledge about skating and I would like second opinions on things if that’s ok??? So I have a list of these
A) eteri tutberidze
B) kostornaia, lipnitskaya and valievain particular bc I love(d) their skating and also trusova and scherbakova
C) Beijing Winter Olympics??? Diplomatic boycotts? Also potential winners?
A) Eteri
I am not a fan of her training technique as a whole, not just the way they teach jumps at Sambo-70, but also the intense repetition approach. It works in mentally demanding fields. In sports, especially in figure skating, it has been proven to lead to long-term injuries and abrupt career endings. I used to be more reserved in terms of talking about my dislike of her as a coach, but the consistent children blaming, and especially the last interview she did made me want to be a little more outspoken. I'm not gonna put a name to it, but it gets you wondering a little what type of person decides that separating a child from their mother is a healthy motivation for winning an Olympic medal.
B) Kostornaia — my favourite Russian lady of the last quad. Her artistry is undeniable, and I do believe that comes mostly from her previous coach. She’s also quite sassy, and reportedly has been the one person to say no to Eteri when she felt her body was not able to sustain the harsh training. Good for her in my opinion, and fingers crossed it will keep her in the game long enough to get to Milan 2026, hopefully with a coach that cares about their athlete's wellbeing.
Yulia — a hard one for me, because while I wasn’t huge on figure skating back in 2014, I do remember watching her performance and being entranced by her. Her spins are exquisite, maybe not quite Lucinda Ruh-level, but definitely at the top. What happened to her should have never happened, that last performance at Rostelecom 2016 made me cry when I watched it, and I’m glad she’s happy and healthy now. Hopefully, she will become an awesome coach and be able to share her experience positively, so that no athlete has to go through what she did.
Valieva — I’m not the biggest fan of her programs, as I don't feel anything when I watch her skate, just "oh my god, the score is growing exponentially", but she seems like such a sweet girl that I want her to succeed just so I don't have to see her upset. Her spins are beautiful, she has amazing flexibility. Jumping technique—classic Eteri (I like her extension out of the jumps, but the take-off on some of them is ify), but that’s not Kami’s fault in any way. I just wish her programs were better and something she connected with more, but again, that's on Gleikh, not on her. I hope she has a long enough career that we get to see her perform better programs.
Sasha — I love her, she’s my second favourite after Aliona. The power in her jumps is phenomenal, and to me, she seems like the most likely skater out of that camp to make it past adolescence. Her artistry is not the best there is, but I really like the Frida program, I think it suits her well and she did improve tremendously this season in terms of interpretation.
Anna — like Kami, she’s not my top skater, but her resilience is undeniable. She has such a strong mental game for a 17-year-old. Her jumps—Eteri technique, take–off is bad on some of them, her spins are sometimes messy as well, and I do think her programs this year are kind of boring. That being said, her FS from Nationals last year is one of my favourite performances she’s ever done. I also really like the music and her costume. She is a product of the environment she’s essentially grown up in, and I hope when she inevitably retires, her body is not that affected by the training style.
C) With how little tiny o is going, I can't say I'd be surprised if it gets postponed one year. About the diplomatic boycott, I understand why it is being done. It's maybe too political for what I am comfortable with, but it's valid, those horrible things are happening and they should be acknowledged in a way that is visible world-wide, and this is a peaceful way to do so, especially given the political circumstances.
Potential winners, I'm only gonna do Ladies, because everything else can be easily jinxed, I think.
Realistically:
Gold—Kamila
Silver—Sasha
Bronze—Anna or Kaori
How I want it to go:
Gold—Sasha
Silver—Kamila
Bronze—Wakaba or Kaori or Mana or Loena
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C3E19
Ladies and gentlefolk, we have finally arrived at the day that we have all been waiting for: MOON LORE. I am excited to further discover more things about this world Matt has created and there were some other great moments in this episode too! Full liveblogs with spoilers for Campaign 3, Episode 19 are below!
- “What are we doing here again?” ME TOO FCG
- Is it confirmed that Orym’s husband died in the attack on Zephrah that was similar to the attack on the twins? Because if so his investment in this case is even more tragic... :(
- Other realms beyond this one.... such as the Fae realm plus others..? I am intrigued
- ASTRONOMICAL.... SUCH AS THE MOON
- MOON LORE
- RUIDUS BORN??? OMEN ARCHIVE??? THIS IS MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING
- I hope whoever made that one hour long Ruidus Conspiracy Video during quarantine is feeling very validated right now
- IS THIS WATER LIME JUICE LMAO.
- Everyone’s “Frog hands” are so funny sfgshjk but also Ruh Roh Fearne
- I appreciate the “Dead Pool” pun on Sam’s gas can but I do not appreciate this betting pool on the horses deaths fghjksl LEAVE THEM ALONE!! (... $5 on Sir Floppers)
- Imogen saying “Seriously Laudna, let’s move here after everything” was like an arrow to the heart dear goodness...the implications that they will stay together for as long as they are able....the omniscient knowledge of the audience that their journey is far from over.....oh Imodna my beloveds....
- the ify shoutout :D
- “How do you assist?” / Orym: “By smiling! I’m smiling :)” MOOD but also I admit I am charmed
- Can I move to this town with Laudna and Imogen it sounds so sweet and lovely, like something straight out of a small town farming/dating sim
- Did Sam change his shirt after break?
- The Lumas twins being killed right after saying something about finding important information..... the plot thickens.....
- “No one really talks to me” oh Mood random NPC
- Estani reminds me of that “the Old Astronomer” poem
- Oh I wonder who those figures in Imogen’s dream were, if not her mother! Ruidusborn maybe...? Maybe some sort of divine figure...? The groups going after the Ruidusborn...?
- “I would murder everything around us if anything happened to you.” HELLO???? LAUDNA??? Oh my god, with just this one episode Laudna/Imogen is becoming my favorite ship of the campaign
- the markings GREW? ruh roh
- “Well last time they were about this long--not that I’m staring at you intently--and now..” HELP Fearne is so funny, that part made me laugh
- Okay so the goal for both teams is to find a lapis earring calling the Wind Folly before sunrise!
- Also I’m loving this presenter’s energy LMAO give us everything Caeser Flickerman
- NEXT TIME IS HEIST TIME LET’S GO !!!!
- This episode was such good set-up for the heist to come, not to mention all of the MOON LORE that we were given!! If you want to see my liveblogs for past and future episodes of this campaign my tag for them all is right here ^-^
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I beat RE8 and I loved it
here’s what I have to say about it. fun fact: spoilers ahead
the game is fucking silly. it’s above silly. from lady D slicing off your hand and you just... slapping it back on and pouring some delicious healing soup onto it(which has an explanation further below!) to chris “absolute abortion” redfield telling you you seriously need to learn to stay out of shit when people ask you to in front of... well, this
(yes that is a wacky killdozer with a supercharged engine hanging off its ass and a recoilless cannon, .50 machine gun, and fucking chainsaw on it)
honestly? I love how wacky it is. I was never in a situation where I was spooked(outside of the babby monster in beneviento’s section, that thing was hilariously morbid and wicked awesome but also unsettling to have chasing you), but I was always interested in more. but let me dump some MASSIVE spoilers by telling you what points were good and what points were great
so, first off, you essentially start off at lady D’s sick castle, which obviously has had the most effort put into it since it feels the longest of all of the sections by far, plus the sheer abundance of lore in regards to lady D and her daughters compared to the almost 0 lore of beneviento and like 3 parcels of lore on moreau, only matching heisenberg in terms of actual fleshing(pun intended. because, spoilers, heisenberg’s schtick is NOT werewolves as you may have thought, but basically just killing floor fleshpounds)
in regards to lady D and her daughters, I feel dimitrescu herself and heisenberg are the only characters to actually have depth to them as well in terms of antagonists, with moreau just kinda playing the sad sack who’s bitter because he knows he’s a failure and beneviento having... nothing, really. her daughters, however, are thin as a fucking board with their only actual depth coming from their voice lines which... depending on how you play, you might not even hear that much of! also I felt they died off way too quick, as well.
dimitrescu’s boss fight was kinda cool but pretty scripted feeling, beneviento had no bossfight, moreau was definitely a fun one, and heisenberg was a bit boring but still super cool because of you riding around in the TURBO KILLDOZER
also this
(how does he know that?)
the mercenaries is genuinely enjoyable, and ethan’s daughter is p cute when she grows up and I like the implication that....
(XBOX HUEG SPOILERS BELOW)
ready?
are you sure?
well, you asked for it!
...she’s probably going to be the new ethan in re9, considering ethan fucking dies at the end. probably. it WAS offscreen so... maybe. but he’s totally fucking donezo.
spencer being revealed to have been a student under miranda pre(or post?)-mold-ifying with the name of umbrella and the logo itself actually coming from a symbol that happened to be here in this village in a cave was cool but simultaneously fucking silly. come on now. please stop tying umbrella into goofy shit like this, I beg of you. either let it die or go back to raccoon city!
ethan being revealed to have 100% fucking died when jack baker stomps your skull in at the beginning of re7 and literally being JUST MOLD being the answer to him having these wacky regnerative abilities and being able to literally slap arms/legs on and reattach them with the greatest of ease is cool, but also silly. ironically he goes through 90% of the game with a chunk+2 fingers missing from his left hand and it looks very silly.
chris being a blue umbrella spook operative complete with NVGs that go down in dark rooms when you briefly play as him is cool, and I like his cool lycan-hunting squad of blue umbrella spook mooks(although unlike mooks I don’t think a single one dies. very good, chris! you’ve achieved the perfect status of not having a single man(or woman) under you meet an untimely demise) but I think the BSAA going rogue and deploying babby tyrants decked out in tactical gear is a bit... silly.
the village also being the absolute center and origin of the mold is something I can live with, but WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DULVEY BEER IN SOME EASTERN EUROPEAN VILLAGE
anyway, I loved it and I think it’s easily my goty and I seriously hope we get dlc where we play as chris’s group of blue umbrella spooks hunting down lycans, because that shit was cool
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Clone Wars: Season 2
Episode 1 Holocron Heist
We just
had
a heist
[One
nonsense
enough
to knock
me into
nonsensical
incoherent
rambling...]
Two
Okay...
I’m prepared...
To do.
nonsense...
Urgh
Okay..
[Title
Screen]
[Woah!]
.... ..
Aight
Okay
A lesson learned,
A lesson earned
Oh..
That
snapped me out of it,
A lesson earned
is
a lesson earned
[you don’t need a
person to tell you
basic
common sense
you can figure out yourself]
....
Assumed authority is
bullshit
Don’t need to
earn any-
[Sorry,
Still
Recov-
er-
ing
From
Last
ep-
Isode]
Okay...
Any-way
Jedi on a
planet
. .
Some-how
tr
ap
ped
-
Surrounded
Clones
-
Right-
-
Why?
Like - if you needed parts-
Okay-
I’m
in
-terested
Any way...
Wait
cruisers?
Gun
ships?
R-escue
Oh
wait-
That’s
Good
Oh
No,
It’s
Plo..
Jokes
About
How
He
Got
His
Men
Blown
Up Just
gonna
put
this
over
here
Been a
while
Also Hey
yeah
what
is
he
doing
here?
Doesn’t
he
have
Jedi
things
to
do?
Get
a
new
fleet?
I mean
th-
(Don’t
Condone
Child
So-
L
diers!)
But
every
time
it’s
always
Obi-Wan
and
Anakin
because
all
the
rest
of
them
are
too
busy
So
What-
Alright
-
Whelp
-
I
don’t
care
—-
Whelp
—
Ex-plo
—
Is
this
just
going
to
be
an
action
piece?
(Nothing
wrong
with
that;
just
need
a
different
mindset,)
From
the
applications
of
child
soldiers
-
To
Shoot-
-Why?
It’s-
Nice-
-Droids
Plo-
General-
?
Ev-
Neat-
Good-
Whelp-
Grab ‘em to the medic
And Go!
(Seriously
Windu figured this out yesterday.)
Grunts
You’d
think
the Jedi would give the
order?
Seriously,
Good miss,
Five
Min-
Got
Some
One-
Killed
“ Asoka,”
First Asoka
mention in the first five minutes
[maybe they got her character
better.]
-Jungle
You sent-
A child
That
Logically can’t improvise
...
Into
a jungle
....
The
Fuck
Skywalker?
Con-tact
Her
-
Dead
-
She’s very likely
dead-
-
Anyway
-
Hope
Anakin
taught
her
those
moves-
-
That’s
a
lot
of
emotion
-
In
the
movements;
Again;
Monotonous,
Stunted,
Robo
Tot
-ic
That’s
How
Child-
Nope-
Tone’s
Off
So,
just
to
go
over;
1. Tone ❌
2. Dia-
Log
Ue- (?)
3. Move
-ment ❌
I’m hop-
Extract-
Taught-
Okay-
Teach
-ing
s
Aight
Mary
Sue-
I’m
sorry
but
the
light
is
literally
coming
out!
Whelp-
Okay-
So it’s Ahsoka an
adult yet?
Like that can be explained away as
acco-untability
Otherwise,
she should
have a hard time
with
one
Droid!
(No wait didn’t Obi-Wan just call her
‘young one ‘)?
Nope!
Movie, get over there in your
shame corner
That-
Was painful
over-
reacting
And
Focus-
I
Don’t
-
You
couldn’t
have
forced
it
more
if
you
tried
-
The
Force-
d cha-
nge i
-n
Perspective
Not
Apprec
-iate
D-
. . .
.
Moving
on
Whelp
...
Get
In
-
That’s
a
direct
order-
-
“Can’t-”
Nope!
That’s
It-
Tone ❌
Dialogue; ❌,?
Move; ❌
Ment
Turn in your bad
writing card,
Movie
❌
(Not a series strike,
Just
A
“Fuck
You,
Strike
On the
Movie
And,
This
Chara
-cter
(We just had such a good-
Maybe; it gets better?
Skipped ahead;
It doesn’t
Sigh-
*Puts on earmuffs
Meta-phorically
Aight
Back
To
19:06
(Original
time
stamp;
Play
*Think
Friendly
Fire-
Nvm
*Thing
Ex-plodes
In-
stantly
Whelp-
You
called
her
before
a
council
??
Child
-ren
Can’t
Think
-
Okay
Movie
Children
can’t
think-
From ag-
“This is-”.
It should
be
-But
The
writers
-
refuse
to
write
her
as
child
-
The
Pro-
“I-
The
Pro-
Blem
As
the
story
seems
to
be
placing
the
Jedi
on
a
high
pedestal
.....
Their
actions
here
as
reasonable
.....
But
it’s
not
...
If Ahsoka was a child it would be a cruel use of power showing how used only to put the younger generation down before they’re
old enough to understand it
And how they’ve given Anakin the illusion of power
-Boomer
Bait
If she’s an adult;
This would be a show of
how
she’s childified by her peers
As it stands;
The writers refuse to chose
Concerning, due to the fact that
Child-ify
Ing
An
Adult
......
Is
Wrong
And
adult-ify
ing
a
child
is
wrong
...
Un
equivocally,
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
;
This is necessary
[Excuse for odd formatting
The “Movie”,
(Under the
picture)
Caused
Tumblr
To
heck
up
my
spacing)
Continuing
on;
“Time
away
from
the
battle-
field,”
Good,
For
A
Child
Solider
-
(And
would’ve
been
a
good
show
that
any
kind
-ness
from
them
is
performative
...
“Guard duty,”
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
1
Cite;
Child
ren
Don’t
have
that
much
emotion,
Nor
Pre-
fer
ence-
-
“Longer
now,”
Dick
—-
Kinda
It’s
better
for
children
not
to
be
in
battle
—
So
not
a
complete
dick...
But
not
optimal...
“Sorry”
So he said by people who don’t wanna take accountability for their actions and just stop doing the thing and
stop bringing the toxins into the world
Point;
If you
were sorry
you would
stop
doing it,
stop
bringing
it
up,
and
do
better...
—-
Trying
to
control
the
narrative
isn’t
nice
(When
the
truth
is
objective)
Only
the
self
may
be
both
.....
Security
-
“Knowledge,”
*Bag-age
“Hm,”
. .. .
...
...
Fisto
...
In-side
St-upid
Forbid
Den
Know-ledge
(It’s likely
about
plants
Or
Weapons)
Also;
Boomer
Bait!
(That’s something they offer younger
generations to follow their
stupid outdated tradition)
It’s always
worse...
(Also, this isn’t about Ahsoka trying to steal the
Holocon thing is it?
Because her character is already
-hateable- enough
And if she has enough initiative
to steal the holocon
- She’s an adult
And should
be allowed entrance
anyway
“Jedi
Council,”
So,
lady was a Jedi?
Aight,
Keeping an eye
on that
...
Aight
-
No
Went through one.
drug trip
Already
.....
[Okay...
..Got
a Drink
of water
——
Interrupt
-ion
Wait I thought he was just a
ball of
fuck your plot
You’re telling me he actually works
for
Palpatine?
After
threaten
ing
Palpatine?
This
dude
-
fucking
drug
trip
-
...Ser
vices
I
honestly
thought
he
was
a
[fuck
your
shit]
guy
Now
he’s
a
de
tec-
tive
Noir
....
Movie
that’s
too
many
genres
.....
You-
need
to
slow
down
.
Your main
Chara-
Isn’t
Even
Esta-
Blish
-ed
Prop
er
Ly
Nevermind
the
characterization
Note if it had been established he changes things every so often that would be neat
As
it stands
This
dude is a
fecking roller coaster
Not any
thing
resembling
good
[Giving
your
aud-
ience
a
drug
trip
isn’t
good
writing]
It makes
them
dizzy!]
So...
Holocron
Like Palpatine is literally doing this just to fuck over
Ahsoka?
Also, this is going to result in Ahsoka
being
unchild
-like
To take them out
too?
I’ll get the -
counter
ready
[yes I have seen it
literally
every
Mall cop/
security guard movie
ever
The
fun
.
seeing how your
(Good)
chara
cters
-
interact
with
the
scenario
-
That’s
not
happening
here
-
If she was a child this would show how
Anakin‘s orders react with the environment
If
she’s
an
adult;
We’re working through a checklist;
About
what we know about
her;
Likes, dislikes, how they might come up in a
situation...
The suspension...
coming when they do
With
Ahsoka...
What do we know about her?
Honestly?
We know she likes
fighting
(Already in enabler of toxic behavior
-against other living beings)
We know literally
nothing else about
her
Except...
That she’s
perfect...
Re-moving
All
Tension;
Deal
I’m surprise he just wasn’t like
oh
yeah
sure,”
[Ditches
with
the money]
...
..
Oh they’re actually talking
strategy
Usually it’s just
‘fuck em’ up
And that’s all
we ever
hear
Er-
Whelp-
Yodi’s
dead
Alas,
Poor
Narc
[assuming he can actually sense
disorder in the ranks]
Gen.
Leader
Ship.
Tox
He should know
he shouldn’t be doing that
Focusing
on him
self
And
practic
ing
accountability
....
Constantly
micromanaging
and
checking
in
on
your
peers
..
Isn’t
going
to make
them
more
likely
to be
accountable..
It’s
going
to
piss
them
off
...
Your (evident) distrust creating a toxic environment
As you were refused to
trust their
char
-acter
You can’t give me
respect the guy that was just snooping
(Through the whole
uni-verse)
That’s
the
point...
A
dis-turbance
in the force
Yeah?
Intruders there will
be
Okay, bullshit
he can see that
Like;
Peri-pheral
Okay
(Still tox that you don’t expect your peers
in a peripheral.
to be able to hold
accountability)
But this is galaxies
away
(Ac-tually.
on
Corousant)
But.
He
Should
n’t
Know
That-
‘The
Narcs
pulling
authority
again,
master,”
“Shh,
this
is
what
we
train-
I mean groom -
you
for!,”
“But
You
Said,”
(Con-tinuing
Earl-ier,)
[Seriously
I meant to bring it up
earlier,
But are they really inhabiting
Zero the hutt’s
old hotel]
Like it could just be a Noir hotel
But the positioning
and location
seem
familiar
. . .
Tell
me...
Who
the
frick
is
this?
?
“What
you
are
doing
back
there?”
...
..
Aight...
Assis
-tance
God
Lord,
He’s
Try
-ing
-
Main
tenance
If I don’t idea
(who this guy was )or what was going on
then maybe that would make sense
As it stands,
Nope,
Crash-
es
What’s
that?
....
What?
Seriously.
all he did was put another thing into another thing?
???
...
Aww, he actually trusts
Bane..
Thank you
...
Door..
Techno
Service
...
Droid
As in a
“tech
-nical service droid?
(Rt
(IT)
Tech
Guy?
Or a technical
assistant
(One made of
tech)?
(Or one specializing in
techno dance moves?)
Also
is he supposed to get them
in?
Is
that thing?
They-
didn’t
really
establish
much-
Butler
Droid...
Change?
Todo...
“You are what I say
you are,”
Roomba- kicker
Also, having a roommate is just straight up
detective fiction...
Like
buddy-cop detective but still
detective
With noir,
Which
is supposed to be focused on independence
Dis(trust) in society
Which is
admittedly
(toxic)
Or
seems
to be
Those two
themes...
Directly contra-
dictory
[with
Griev-
ous
they
made
it
work,
But
he
wasn’t
this
-
]
“Uh,”
You
are
not
“The
Doctor,”
-
[that work
ed as
manif-
estation
Of
Greiv-
Ous’s
Toxic
Be-
Hav
-ior-
And
Human
Want
For
Com-
Pan
Ion-
Ship
-
Or
At
Least-
Vul-
Ner-
Aba-
ili
Ty-
-
This
Guy
-
So far he’s a
n(e)igh
invulnerable
Douche
Bag
-
With
No
-thing
Humane-
-
Not
quite
Ahsoka
levels
-
Intend
-ed
To be
an adult
-
Just-
-
Really needing to go
ham -
On the arrogance
And
inhumanity
(He sold his soul for
money- But makes it look
so good- what
he
does-
Gets a sick
kinda enjoyment from it,”)
That’s how you
have, to pull it off
As it stands;
there’s
no
emotion
with
this
character
Is
the
robot
supposed to be like his
morality pet?
But he’s a
dick to
him
too
Really
he gets nothing
from me
How do even in the
“I-don’t-feel-anything-I’m-so-edgy-and-cool
look at me!’
Vibes
There’s nothing
fun...
Yeah you can throw all the
...clichés
you want in there
[But that doesn’t work
if you don’t use them
properly]
[I see the team up
with a female bounty
-hunter]
[Predictable
“I work Alone...]
The only thing
those stories
share
In minute]
But ‘once the effect of’
‘wow that’s a lot of things.
Has worn off
The story and character left
heartless
“Non-of- your
Bus-
iness,”
Doesn’t have the
cockiness to make it
work
[this isn’t
power-
Ful-]
Down
right
..cringe
As it tries to shove shove two genres.. .
At least...
That don’t
Quite
.work
...
Least not the
way they’re trying to make them
work
.....
..Today
It’s noir
The point is
no one’s
in a
good mood..
...
Aight,
Wasn’t that-
Also,
shouldn’t
he
know-
Based on how
open-
She
is-
To un-
veiling
her
mask..
- -
Robot
So sh-
ouldn’t she ask the robot to leave the room?
(If it’s such a big deal
to her?”)
He can just run their
face through a
face scan
no?
Mid-rim
I thought he didn’t have a way
in?
[That’s a
pretty pathetic
way in.. .]
[Palpatine’s
screwing
with
him]
[Giv
-ing
Him
a
hard
time
and
satis
-iating
-
The
ab-
omin-
ations
desire
for
blood🎵,
Two
birds,
one
stone,
Also,
Movie,
That’s
the
wrong
amount
of
planning
for
the
wrong
genre
-
We don’t care how the
bank ro
-bbers
Art
-thieves
Got
There
This
isn’t
Heist
-
[Money
Heist,
Not
Terr-
Esc]
Got
It
Wrong
[Pre
dict-
The
Plot-]
Last
Time.
-
The
Focus
isn’t
Character
building-
- it’s the
‘out of depth
characters reaction to the
scenario,’
And the wacky hijinks that
ensue
Using their
talents...
Contrast-
ed against the environment
(Mall
cop
example]
Which seems to be the best
fit
Stealing
the-
Holocron-
-
WHAT WAS THE
PURPOSE-
Well-
At least they ack
-now-ledged
Planning
really isn’t part of the subset,
Good
(For them?)
Aight
Impossible
...
What are the
emotions?
[like they
literally.
just through in
the
“the only place...”
Why..?
So quick rehash
(Sorry
but I can feel the
drug
trip coming through,)
(Effects-
Of
Dealing-
With
(bad) excess character;
(Deserts
Metal...)
[Refresh]
He has a map of the Jedi temple
Chip
(Oh so that’s what that-
(Isn’t he
still-)
[Changlin’]
Aight
Bog
[Refresh
End]
[Voice
acting?
[Mouth
sync]
...
..
Aight
..
In
Tru-
Maybe
take
the
teen- off guard duty
A thought
[but-seriously
No high
Alert?
Only these
two..?
Info-
-Mation
Baggage
Seriously money would be a better
option
Or
just
street
cred
(Adult) humans,
Aren’t that Liniar...
Any way...
East
Tower
....
Well that’s better than some
dusty
old
books
-
Holos
(Seriously at least that’s
present
baggage.)
Whelp
Nobody
notices
this
bullshit!
On a supposedly
secure a
military
base
....
...
Also in the Mid- day break
fecking
daylight!
(With the
hiest it made sense,
That was a hostage
political situation
Meant
to draw in a huge
crowd;
How?
Cool
Alright,
Hey
isn’t
she
supposed
to
be
standing
still?
(Guard)
Doing patrols?
Like
no
emotion,
Face
Forward,
Professiona
-lism
Not
Greeter
(Didn’t they literally call it
guard duty?)
Like just say you’re sending her to
library service...
Assis
-tance
Again,
Wrong
Field...
They’d
be
talking
to
the
library
helper
(Official)
Con-
Bother
Not
how a
child
reacts
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
2/3
Cite;
Asoka
shows
intentional
over involvement
instincts
more
befitting
of
an
adult
....
Good
Fully
understand
able
reaction
(Kinda)
(Don’t
yell
at
children)
Don’t
over involve
yourself
in
the
future
....
(But if you’re an
over-
involv
ed
and
(un-)childlike
abomination
(Getting
shoved
for
this
is
likely
going
to
happen)
Dude was actually nicer than
an adult
Enabler
(Rule
Of
Excess
Society;
While
excess
verbalization
is
ex-
pected,
Getting
in
someone’s
way
(non-sport
Ing-)
(Or con
-ferr
ed-)
U-pon
Is
not,
Attemp
ting
to
move
them
away
the
customary
five
times
is
expected)
Aight,
So the librarian was right there as
she
harassed
her
client)
(Not saying;
But
you should get involved
in tox that doesn’t involve you)
Just don’t
think that would excuse
Her
from ire
“I can’t do anything right,”
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
3/4
Cite;
Child
-ren
Aren’t aware of
self
Ahsoka would repeat a line
blank
-ly
“Likely
‘sorry’
Then back
away
[Or
the
or
dered
rea
ction-)
Aight
Whelp
Yes
Just at the librarian be the
pro tag
(She’s
Tox
But..
.
Less
Tox..
...
But
Still..
[Make
[Better]
Pro-ta
g
Than
Ahsoka
]
In..
...
That’s a
library
computer..
You
need
a
pass-
word.
-
The
robot-
How?
-
What?
Weak
Point?
You know for
Boomer bait
They
mis-construe
How the library
works a lot
[I know
-Hav-
Ing
Dealt-]
Talk-ing
in the
library,
Is pretty
off
Like there’s
a reason people are encouraged
to go into the hallway
to take phone calls
Loud
These are the guys that value
meditation
Dude.
Would be shushed
By
Several
irate
Jedi
...
Told to
take it
outside
...
...
I-
[I feel bad
For the Roomba]
[like dude, gaslights him
and then takes
his memory]
Like, Adults
Out
of
it.
...
But
...Droids
[we don’t know much about the
sentient ones
Or how much
senti
ence]
But
this
whole
scene...
Makes me feel
dirty
Like;
it’s played
for humor
When;
it should be played
to how much
a bastard
this guy
is
Screw-
ing
with
anything-
Like
That
...
Toxic
...
Sick..
How?
Aight..
What.
.
Re-
Cyc
Why?
...
..
Kenobi
Jump-ing coincidence
[i’m con
-clusion]
Damn,
the narc
[No one
tell him
anything]
[Might
fake
a
heart
attack]
Comm.
[How half assed is
Yoda’s peripheral?]
Venti
-lation
-That’s
Smart-
Almost
-Too
-Smart-
👍
-Tower
High
Alert
Place
the
Temple
-
Wasn’t, already?
Left it undone
Way to go
smart
guy
-
Cool
-
But
kinda
pointless..
Aight-
Never mind
I-
Might’ve
Been
Wrong-
Al right
[Seriously,
no one hears this?]
[In most heist movies
they at least had the
intelli-
gence-
[No hate
-villains can be stupid]
Do you some small well
re-lativel unknown library
[or at least not the one
at the place they were robbing]
Because everyone would
recognize that the actions occurring match up to what he’s describing
And the description
Of their
building.]
Aight
Neat-
Past
Whelp-
Aight-
Shred-
(Un-acc
Oun
T-able)
K-Pop
Well
that’s
a
name...
Whelp..
Cool..
..
Bane
...
Whole..
temple
And I heard you very
obviously
plotting...
So...
you’re getting kicked
Also he could be possibly looking up
intruders plans..
...
Like pretty one dimensional
opinion
of on ‘High Alert’, lady
[Especially
for a
librarian.]
Thank
you
Whelp...
There went my expectations
Also,
Every Jedi leaving the library didn’t notice that that
shit?
Like, they didn’t have guard’s ready to apprehend him
...On the
Other
Side?
Okay...
You just
moved her...
Do you know this could’ve been an episode
with a lot of emotional depth
Showing how terrifying adults that abuse children can be
adults that
swear to have their interest in heart
And how overinvolvement
Is harmful
regardless of who it’s coming from
(Neglect- of child-
And - accoun
tability)
Working off the
“blank line”,
‘I can’t do
anything right,’
And the Jedi
-Council’s treatment of
her
“Foreshadow
-Ing,”
(I use
that word
loosely)
Their
down-
fall
Instead
we
got
this-
And
he just abandons
the computer-
Aight,
Just contin
-ued on - with
-out his
instruction
Despite
see-ing
how bad
that
went.
Al-right
Okay-
Aight
Really?
Without
instructions?
.
In
Calls
friend
You were
fine
without him
the last few
seconds
.....
“Give-”
Not gonna
question that?
“Voice-”
She’s
a changling..
“Now,”
Hidden
You’re
in a vent?
Oh, Skywalker has
immediate
intuition
...
And a breech
didn’t somehow sound off alarms
Yeah. .
Good..thing you didn’t close up the thing
..
Whelp..
How?
Okay. .
Shame..
they didn’t get a hold of a force sensitive
kid
(I- don’t want it to
happen)
Just-
.. .
.. Here
Hurry
I can
Hear..
.
Bull-
Shit
.
You have rocket boots
they have the force
You shouldn’t
hear shit-
Sur-prisingly,
No Ahsoka
Good
The lower
the counter stays..
The
better
for
humanity
[and my
brain]
[Vent]
Seriously,
you didn’t tell your
partner?
About the Jedi on
High Alert?
Ser-
Force-
How deep
is that
thing?
[Aight,
Pat-
You’re telling me they still haven’t figured out the
Holocron?
We only
saw-
Shouldn’t one of you go one way and the
other go the other?
To cover
more ground?
They’re-
Really
putting
a lot
of faith-
In the
Comms
Also shouldn’t there be more
Jedi crawling over the place?
Seriously,
it’s just these two?
[We know Plo
isn’t doing anything important.]
[We saw
him near the opening?]
And
Kid Fisto..
Heck...
Is
everybody else doing?
A-ight
“Closer,”
Shouldn’t it be
..further
Archive..
[Library]
Comms?
Got it-
Whelp..
Okay..
Not, putting up that
door,
What are you
smiling about?
There’s plenty of lasers
And
you don’t even know
where the thing
you’re looking for
is
(Inside the compartment)
....
Aight
Might- not have been a
smile-
Look for
the open
vent
(Dude clum-
Un-
Acc
ountable)
With
Vents
Also look at all these
assholes standing around
doing nothing
Also, no one’s going to check up on the child
Like, Ahsoka surely got that message
right?
Temple-
Deep in the
temple-
Use-less
...
‘Cause you’re idiots
who don’t check for open vents
Or cover
more ground?
Or...
[Get, anyone to help you, in this big ass vent,”
It’s not very hard to see
why.. .
Ass
-itance
Ahsoka’s,
not gonna get blamed for this
is she?
Won-
Yeah, the narcs
pretty
useless
Also, why can’t you have the dude just shut off those lasers like he did the rest?
Done
Oh, they address it
Good,
Yep,
How?
But...
Okay...
...
Okay
....
What’re you
still
doing
...
Okay,
What’re
you
doing?
[Is the Holocron seriously right
there?]
That’s. lucky
Weirder
and
Wei-rder
Hey isn’t your personality
over-written?
By the
chip?
Aight
S-eriously?
Still
Here?
On- alert-?
Coin-
cidence?
!
Augh
Is that’s seriously the alert?
Several
minutes-
No wonder
those guys
were so late...
...
Sense
De-
Cep
Tion
Po-
S-ing
As
A
Jedi.
Okay
now
Yoda’s
just
reading
the
death
report
Jo-casta
What?
But
that’s
actually
a
good
idea
-
If shits about to go down you might as well find the person who might hold them accountable instead of letting you get the shit beat out
Run-
Serious-ly
shouldn’t she just shout out her name?
[Like I know
- High Alert-
But Ahsoka isn’t going to be much use against a
Adult...
Either way
Might as well
find her [and
scare off the intruder-]
Also how come
“innocence”
doesn’t get
the same notification
Did they forget his
wristwatch?
[Like-
seems important-]
Who are you?
Dang
It?
You
were
supposed
to
report
back!
Also no one
heard any of this before
Also; are you going to tell me that AHSOKA, the child
soldier,
Is going to beat this guy
When
the fully trained elderly Jedi got her ass kicked?
Nah.. .
“You,”
Dead
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
4/5
3x
-Un-orthodox show of initiative
1x
-Counter
1x
- Surviving this
1x
(4x)
Getting her on the
run!
1x
Tot; 7/8
-Surviv-ing;
- 1x
- 1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-1x
-2x
(I’m tired of counting them
one by one-)
-2x
- 2x
- 2x
- 2x
- 2x
-
Er
Okay
Whelp
Aight
-Right
Shape
-Skill
-Ew
Whelp
Okay-
Where did
your get your skills from?
Abomination?
Aw-
Todo-
-Yet
What-ever
Butler
Tech
Neither
of
which
have
anything
to do
with
ironing
doors
open
....
....
There
he goes
Sy-mpathesize- more with him
than this douche bag even if his
turn does make a little sense
Aight.
Whelp
Finally found that
vent.. .
Right
No, he wasn’t
“Comms,”
Not
Holo-
Cron
.....
Completely un-realistically
Tally
Of
How
Many
Times
Ahsoka-
Is
Adult
-ify
Ied-
28/29
And
1/2
(1/2 because referring to the action what respectively doesn’t count as a whole- sin-
It does deserve note that you decided to repeat your bad writing-)
Jedi
She
Says-
(Un
Be
Li
Ev
Able)
Holo
-cron
Jedi
To
Open
It
..
Okay,
..
Up-
To-
Again, with the
communication
center-!
Dude, just wanted a
Holo-cron
(Seriously
that was very tortured
logic,
Think the writers;
just wrote this scene
Then realize but wait
“why are they in the Holocron/
Comm
Cent,?”
And that’s how
Anakin/Obi-Wan
Obsession with the com
center began...
[sorry but there was no reason for them to be in the
Com center!
That I’ve heard!]
In
Aight,
What?
What
-ever
...
..
Wrong-
Yes
Com-
Center-
Ser-iously
even he doesn’t know what’s up
You
heard
me
And
my
stupid
plan
To send you to the
Coms center to justify Obi-wan’s
obsession-
Craw-
ling
And we have no reason
to-o
Why?
Now!
Yelling- doesn’t mistake the clear lack of
reason
What-
ever-
Right
That’s one way
to do it
Really
Also, how does
-that not-
That was less than
one minute
Also,
but no one else will hear that but
these two
. .
And they’ll
still progress to the
comm center
...
“It came from the com center,!”
How!?
You, guys,
Comms,
Archives,
Aight,
Nice
Com-munication
center-
Ha-
ha-
ha-
(I’m sorry
but that has come back around
to kinda funny,”
[something Happens across the
galaxy]
Obi-won; It was the com’s center
—-
Aight,
right,
...
O-kay
...
How??
Where?
Okay
...
Cloak
Ing?
What?
[you can’t defy the
rules of logic that much
(Physics)
You need to explain where he went
otherwise it’s a loony tune
Of
sus-
pen
sion-
Okay?
What??
I thought-
the thing-
....
O-kay
right
Take it,
Which
,One
That-
Right
What-
Ever-
Aight-
He knews
What-
Ever
Don’t call
your eggs
Move
Restraint
Whelp
Use-less
Just
There
Whelp
Nope-
Okay-
He
Try
[Hey
guys,]
Off
That’s
some
assumed
authority
over
familiarity..
Aight..
Okay,
They’re really
letting
him
get
away
with
the
story
Tries-
What?!
-When-
Bomb-
Both-
[Also
Mace
Windu
is
still
the
only
semi-efficient
Jedi...
Asshole !
(Can’t
make the text bigger enough to display my
outrage!)
[they
played that off
as humor!]
That was a scream of death!
Of
Murder!
[if that was a sentient-
And my God
it seemed damn close!
Dude was just murdered
The surprise-
“ I didn’t
see it coming, h
onestly not his fault kind!”
One that would call for
immediate robotic vengeance!
* im-mediate
ac-countability
If sentient,
What the Hell?!
That-
Horror
-
fy-
Ing-
Oof
“Was
it
sentient?
Crud, I
might
lose
my
least
toxic
credentials
( )
Whelp
How?
No
Way-
A-ight
Shit
-shit
- she did
nothing
I-
Call
Sec-
Whose
that?
Whelp
Okay..
That
Who
Dys-
functional
family
road
trip
-
War
No
shit
Oh wait at
the comment table was by all the other Jedi
So...
the whole time Obi-wan was just complaining
he didn’t want to do the job
Skywalker
agreeing with him...
And...
wanting to ditch their post
In chara,
Just, a little bit funny
when you think about it
Right,
You bought
them
all the way
here?
...
Also look isn’t the unchild-like abomination adorable when she’s talking about punishing people more severely
Holo-cron
The heck
is a
holocron...
Wait-
What-
Why-
How-
??
Why is this
being allowed to
happen?
-
...
Snitch
[like seriously how is it helping her
case, whatsoever?
Plea
Bar-gin
Aight,
Okay
That was just a completely random target
on his list...
- -
The one accountable adult
Keeper
Kydra
Crystal-
- Holocrons
Data
-
You get out of here
youngling
Force
Sensitive
Child ?
Are we really going to get into the
powers
eugenics?
(Or
power
genetic
superiority)
Also would it be a kin to basically every child or just any child destined for leader ship
(Like gen
leader ship?)
Cause..
Also, yeah
good idea keeping that around
And you named...
...
Young’lings
Future
Oy!
You put that back where,
it came from so help me
Future
vision
is cheating
In reality,
if you did have that power,
you should keep
your mouth
shut
And it completely negates
the point of a choice based universe
(Takes all the
risk out of it)
Making the story
completely useless
(For the sake of tension
I’m going to ignore
that..)
Going on the
assumption...
That’s the Jedi
are just a bunch of
narcs
Who
like
claiming they know the future
When in reality only the future
knows the future...
Worn.
Them
Oh so it’s just School
roll call...
Contact
You must
Ya no dude’s already a
headstart...
Ahsoka
Dude, he just override
the punishment
Does he
have the authority to do that?
[I
don’t
think
so]
Cad bane
He
probably isn’t
And you already know him
From the previous episode
Good for
Obi-won
Aight
Mace Windu
don’t give a fuck
Kid Fisto
disappeared
And. .
Luminara(?)
Went to go get a snack....
?
I don’t
know
Yoda
Got
Overruled
Aight,
Okay
.....
This episode...
Makes me feel disgusting
Watching
The middle
At least
It’s very clearly
boomer bait...
The beginning...
Focus-ing on the
importance of taking orders
(With no
sarcasm
to my understanding,)
Progressing,
Into,
Dah, de, dah,
Generation
____
doesn’t
understand
books!
*We might if they got out of our way, let us do our thing, dis-covered and pract-iced excess, on our volition
*if we wanted
to
Honestly
convinced.
I should’ve
given
them
a
strike
right
there
Out
of
Malicious
Won’t
(Out of restraint)
But
a
thought
none-
the-
less
Being
a
(toxic)
Boomers
Fantasy
in
which
they,
the
all
powerful
all
knowing
adults
must
help
poor
Ig-
nor
-ant
(Child)-
(I’m sorry
this really
disgusts me)
-with enough initiative
To praise their Brilliance
(It’s re-ally
di-sgusting)
This isn’t
seen as an overreach
Or con-
Des-cion
Of
A
Gen
And gives no
in-dication it recognizes how creepy what it’s doing is
Apart from the lighting in the council room
*Which
I’m now convinced is permanently broken
And continues with the assum-ption of a
life-time
Over the future
Breaking; the story pretty thoroughly
And announcing the
return to
mediocrity...
(Border
-ing on attempt at
lower
standards)
(Also they playoff the death of a semi-sentient species
For
Humor?
He
died
screaming!
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LADY D-IFIED AHKMENRAH AND/LANCELOT IS ALSO RIGHT THERE, JUST SAYING.
-Kirk anon
SORRY AHKMENRAH BUT IM JUST THE LITTLEST BIT MORE BIASED TOWARDS LANCELOT <3
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you can have the writers from any other tv show writing for good girls. what show (on or off the air) do you take them from? (p.s. the correct answer is obviously black sails but you can say more than one)
alright so I thought about this way too long and yes, obviously I would gladly invite the black sails writers on to the show (laughing to myself as I picture the epic speech-ifying quota dramatically increasing and how that would play out) I would also enthusiastically extend an invite to:
the leftovers room - particularly nick cuse and tamara carter who wrote some of my favorite episodes, plus both of them have an excellent grasp on the absurd which would I think work in GG’s favor
marti noxon - potentially controversial take depending on how you feel about the later seasons of buffy but a) I like them, b) she wrote a number of my favorite eps, c) she like, specializes in dark, complicated lady-driven tv- see unreal and sharp objects for reference, and d) this is my list shut up
maurissa tancharoen, jane espenson, doug petrie - I think between the three of them plus marti I’ve covered p much every one of my fav eps from buffy, angel and dollhouse, all three give good (angsty) ship imo
bruce miller - listen say what you will about the current state of t100, it’s p reasonable to say that s2 was legitimately great in many ways, this dude knows his way around a storyboard and an Earned Moment
terry matalas and sean tretta - 12 monkeys is one of the most satisfying stories i’ve ever watched play out across four seasons
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King Falls AM - Episode 5: Night of the Living Dread
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Summary: July 1, 2015 - Sammy & Ben learn of some breaking news regarding the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, but not everyone is as pleased as the broadcast duo.
[Podcast intro music]
Announcer
Dear listeners, please note that the following program may contain views that do not reflect that of King Falls AM, its management, or its subsidiaries. Listener discretion is advised.
[KFAM intro music]
Sammy
You’re listening to King Falls AM, that’s 660 on the radio dial. I’m your host, Sammy Stevens, and as always we are joined by producer and co-host extraordinaire, Ben Arnold.
Ben
[trying not to be amused] You’re so- you’re so happy, aren’t you? You’re a child. Getting so giddy over that message.
Sammy
Listening to a warning before a radio broadcast I’m on has literally been on the bucket list for a long time. Thanks Merv!
Ben
*laughter* Ridiculous. A glutton for punishment.
Sammy
What can I say? I enjoy a nice game of hard ball! Uh, y’know, but enough about what Merv doesn’t want you to hear, let’s talk about what he does want you to hear. And what do we have cooking tonight, Ben?
Ben
Dude, it’s stacked alright? Stacked. We’ve got the- lovely Miss Emily Potter from the King Falls Library giving us her picks for enlightened summer reading.
Sammy
Terrific! We always love speaking with Emily!
Ben
You and me both.
Sammy
I said “we,” Ben.
Ben
Uh, I know. I- *breathes in* [stilted] I- We-We-uh, We’ve got some really cool news! here. We-we are announcing the line-up for the first annual King Falls Ambient Music Festival. That’s coming up the second hour.
Sammy
Wait a second. The King Falls Ambient Music Festival? Is this town even big enough for a festival?
Ben
Oh yeah! It’s like Coachella[1] but for hipsters that just want to relax. It’s all about “setting the mood.”
Sammy
You know, I’m wondering if they’re gonna make it to a second annual.
Ben
And then, um, [reluctant and slipping into mumbling] opening up the show we-we’ve got the- doctor *mumbling*
Sammy
I-I’m sorry, Ben, what was that? You’re trailing off, buddy.
Ben
We have that umm, *sniffs, lets out breath* one… guy. You know that- fo- w- talking about that *deep breath* one thing—
Sammy
[trying to cut him off] Ben—
Ben
—from a month ago or so—?
Sammy
What? What are you talking about?
Ben
You know— May- maybe we should start it with Uh, callers first! [mildly frantic] Just-uh-Give us a call at 424-279-3858 and let’s talk about… *tsk* anything! Let’s uh, whats your-whats your-whats-whats on your mind King Falls?
Sammy
Ladies and gentlemen, put down your phones for a second. What Ben is trying to say is we’ve got a scoop here this evening on King Falls AM. We’re gonna be speaking with—
Ben
[cutting Sammy off]Or you can tweet us! @kingfallsam. I-I-I will literally talk about anything right now. Even to Mr. Derschwitz about that weird toenail thing. Let-lets-lets go, people!
Sammy
I thought we agreed—
Ben
I know. Sammy, I’m sorry it’s just, [slightly more frantic] I’m-I’m not feelin’ the best here. Alright? my stomach, is all… knotted up, just thinking about this.
Sammy
That is journalism. That feeling is journalism—
Ben
[speaking over Sammy] I think it might actually be an ulcer! It Tastes, like Fear and Feels, like Cancer . It’s way more than anxiety. I-I’m gonna call Dr. Raúl, at break.
Sammy
He’s a chiropractor!
Ben
Maybe he can refer me?
Sammy
Power through it, buddy! Look at this folks, we got somebody dialing into the hotline right now! You ready for this Ben? Come on.
Ben
Please, be Reverend Hawthorne so we can talk about the Revival next month.
Sammy
Oh stop it. You know he isn’t even scheduled!
Ben
I just thought— maybe that’s how prayers work, I don’t know, I’m not a reverend!
Sammy
King Falls AM, you’re on the air.
Dr. Rosenblum
[Dr. Rosenblum’s voice is measured and monotonous and mildly creepy at all times] Good evening, this is Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum, with the, King Falls County Coroner’s Office.
Ben
C-can I please just say—
Sammy
Dr. Rosenblum, it is a pleasure to speak with you this evening.
Rosenblum
Excited to be here, Sammy. Ecstatic even. We listen on slow nights.
Ben
That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sammy
Much appreciated, Doc. Now, as fate would have it, you were the overseeing physician working on the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe, is that correct?
Ben
Doc? Can you just, hold on for- one- moment- please?
Rosenblum
Of course, Ben I—
Sammy
Don’t start, Ben! We agreed to see this through.
Ben
All I’m saying i- lemme finish- a- i-is that maybe it’s not our place *deep breath* to break this kind of news.
Sammy
Fine. You know what? You’re right! Let’s just give this to our friends down at Channel 13 and let them be the ones to alert the public about this.
Ben
[journalist voice] Doc, Ben Arnold. Tell us about cracking open the mystery body.
Sammy
[quietly] Oh.
Rosenblum
It’s true that I was the operating physician on that particular John Doe, y-es, irrefutablyy
Sammy
Now, as I understand, your official report was released yesterday morning, doctor, but amazingly enough, not one publication or news station in our town- including King Falls AM- reported on it.
Rosenblum
You are correct. Busy news day- one would assume.
Ben
So, that means, you are— free to talk about it on air.
Rosenblum
I would be elated
Sammy
First and foremost on everyone’s minds: were there any signs of, uh, y’know, the lake mo- *sighs* I can’t.
Ben
Did Kingsie make the body, bite the big one?
Rosenblum
There was no evidence that a creature large or small had anything to do with the deceased.
Ben
*sigh of relief* That- I knew Kingsie didn’t have it in her.
Sammy
Now, Dr. Rosenblum, can you tell us if there was any foul play involved at all?
Rosenblum
During our first autopsy we were not able to distinguish with certainty the cause of death. But there were no signs of foul play
Sammy
I’m sorry, did you say “first” autopsy?
Ben
[confused] Is that normal? Did you- find out the cause of death during the… second autopsy?
Rosenblum
Indeed. It was six individual gunshot wounds to the victim’s head. Three shots to the temporal lobe, two to the mendulla oblongata—
Sammy
What?! Six gunshot wounds?!
Rosenblum
To the cranium, yes. One to the frontal lobe, another to—
Ben
So the Lake Hatchenhaw John Doe was, murdered?
Sammy
I can’t believe this! This is big! Why didn’t one news outlet report this thing yesterday?!
Rosenblum
Well, the cause of death was inconclusive and with no signs of foul play, it was not exactly a juicy story.
Ben and Sammy
Wait a second.
Rosenblum
…yes?
Sammy
I’m sorry, doc. I’m not in the medical orrr criminal fields but, how is six gunshots not foul play?
Rosenblum
Well, that was between the first autopsy and the second. The gunshots were self-defense administered via Deputy Kreighauser at my behest.
Sammy
Ben, we’re gonna wanna get Troy on the phone and see what he’s got to say about this.
Ben
“Things Ben Arnold would never think under ordinary circumstances for 800, Alex.”[2]
Sammy
Doc, while we’re getting Deputy Troy on the line, would you mind if we took a quick break to hear from one of our sponsors?
Rosenblum
That’s just- Dandy.
[light bg music]
Greg Frickard
After a long day’s work or a tough day’s play, you probably just wanna come home and relax. No need to slave over a hot stove for hours on end. Well that’s where we come in! Here at Granny Frickard’s, we know that the less time you spend doing the things you don’t like, is the more time you spend with the ones you love. So come get some of the best frog legs that money can buy. Granny Frickard’s French-fried farm-fresh never-frozen filleted-and-fricasseed fried-and-flambeed frog legs. Mm-mm-mm. So get on down to Granny Frickard’s Froggery at the corner of Main Street and 7th Avenue. We’ll put some pep in your step and some hop in your heart.
[KFAM intro music]
Sammy
And we’re back on King Falls AM, here with King Falls County Coroner, Dr. Jeffery Rosenblum.
Rosenblum
A Pleasure.
Sammy
Do you have Troy, Ben?
Ben
He’s booking one of the Williams boys for mooning. He’ll call us in a few.
Sammy
I’m a little out of sorts here, doc. Can you explain what happened between the first inconclusive autopsy and the point where Troy filled the cadaver full of lead.
Rosenblum
Of course. As I was finishing the initial post-mortem, it came to my attention that the deceased began to emit a hissing sound, fluctuating between the lower thorax and the larynx.
Ben
Oh my God.
Rosenblum
I called for Deputy Kreighauser and he entered, as I wanted someone else to see this- phenomenon. That’s when the John Doe began a slight, thrashing about the upper torso.
Ben
Um… are you saying—
Rosenblum
The deputy began to fumble for his sidearm while we both discerned that something was wildly- amiss. The deceased opened its eyes and instantly grabbed for the lapel of my lab coat with voracious tenacity.
Ben
Wh- ah- go on.
Rosenblum
It gnashed its teeth as I emitted a terrified, albeit, high pitched, scream. And that’s when Troy unholstered his sidearm and administered six lethal shots to the reanimated corpse’s cranium.
Ben
A zombie.
Sammy
Alright, is there- [fumbling] Let’s just say- is there-
Ben
We’ve got Troy on the line.
Deputy Troy
[in bg] I don’t care if he was only joshin’. You can’t show your G-D derriere out in public! [car door slams] [pleasantly] Hey boys, what’s goin’ on tonight?
Sammy
You tell us, Troy, holy geez! Uh, we’ve got Dr. Rosenblum on the line here and—
Deputy Troy
Is this about the zombie?
Ben
Yes! So-so you’re confirming this story, Troy?
Deputy Troy
Well, hell yeah I’m confirming! I had to do three hours of damn paper work from unloadin’ my pistola into a corpse! Sheriff Gunderson was not the happiest of campers.
Ben
[excited and awed] This is amazing… This is unprecedented .
Sammy
[skeptical] This is a little unbelievable, Troy.
Rosenblum
It is a first in my profession. Believe you me. [still tonelessly] Wowzers.
Deputy Troy
Honest engine[3] boys. I capped the all get out of that thing! It had the doc by the face ‘bout to start chewing!
Rosenblum
You’re my hero, Deputy Troy.
Deputy Troy
Shucks, wasn’t nothin’ special.
Ben
[slightly sullen] Except killing the first instance of a zombie in King Falls since—
Sammy
Don’t say “since”.
Ben
… Well… Since that one time at the mall in the '80s.
Sammy
No, that’s not a real thing, Ben. That’s a film.
Ben
[worked up] Sammy? How many extraordinary things are gonna have to SLAP you right in the face to make you buy into this? KING FALLS, MAN.
Deputy Troy
You know me, Sammy. I always shoot ya straight. But it was the craziest sh[bleep]t I’ve ever seen. I mean it was like my-ex-wife-needs-alimony-money crazy.
Ben
See? Even Barney Fife[4] saw it.
Sammy
*sighs* I just—
Rosenblum
I don’t want to cause an uproar here, but since that exam, there have been, other cases.
Ben
Of frickin’ zombies?
Rosenblum
Of reanimation among corpses… yes.
Deputy Troy
Doc, you just give me a call if you need. I’m more than happy to go Clint Eastwood if the situation arises.
Rosenblum
Will do, Deputy. Thank you so much for your- assistance. Without you, there may not have been this- interview.
Deputy Troy
[proud] To protect and serve.
Sammy
I can’t take all this in right now, Dr. Rosenblum I- e- Thank you so much for your insightful information.
Rosenblum
As they say, [still monotone] “you got it, duude.”
[click, dial tone]
Ben
You okay, Sammy? You… don’t look so well.
Deputy Troy
Ah, hell, boys.[siren whoop] I gotta go. I’ll call you back later tonight! One of the Williams boys is tryin’ ta saw through the bars outside the jailhouse? [sirens in bg] [through megaphone] Jacob Williams put your hands UP and the file DOWN.
[click, dial tone]
Ben
Alright King Falls, you’ve heard our story, let’s hear yours. Have you or anyone you know experienced anything like what the doctor spoke of? Reanimation? The walking—
Sammy
Don’t.
Ben
You know what I mean. Give us a call or tweet us.
Sammy
Looks like the board is lighting up!
Ben
Um…
Sammy
What’s up? Okay, it can’t be any crazier than what we just heard, Ben.
Ben
Line One, Sammy.
Sammy
Welcome to King Falls AM, you’re on with Sammy and Ben.
Line 1
[female, almost sounds automated] Good evening, Sammy—
Sammy
Do I know you ma'am?
Riley
— please hold for Mayor Grisham.
Ben
He… Probably just wants us to— mark these tapes as, evidence. *nervous laugh* Right, Sammy?
Sammy
Or burn them.
Riley
Sammy Stevens, Mayor Grisham.
Sammy
Mayor?
Mayor Grisham
Sammy… Ben.
Sammy
You’re on live on King Falls AM, sir.
Mayor Grisham
[commanding] Take me off and go to break. We need to chat.
Sammy
No can do. Ben says we aren’t scheduled for break for another- uh- at least ten minutes.
Mayor Grisham
Ben. Cut. To. Commercial.
Ben
Uh- uh- uh- the thing is- I- I- I can’t- do that. Sir.
Mayor Grisham
[threateningly pleasant] You boys want to talk live on air? We can talk live on air.
Sammy
[challenging] Nothin’ to hide on this end of the phone, Mayor Grisham.
Mayor Grisham
I hear your snide remarks, Sammy. I’ve read the transcripts.
Sammy
Which! let’s be honest, is pretty weird. We’re a late night AM talk show, why are you bothering with us?
Mayor Grisham
Oh, I don’t bother with you. I try to keep up to date with all the local news and entertainment. I gotta say, I was really happy a big city radio guy decided to come play host at our little radio station.
Sammy
Well, I’m more than happy to—
Mayor Grisham
I wasn’t finished… But I have to say, I’m a little less than thrilled with [accusingly] all the excitement you brought with you.
Sammy
I’d hardly call reporting the news “excitement”, sir—
Mayor Grisham
It’s interesting to me that I don’t see Channel 13 breaking these crazy stories.
Ben
[quickly] No offense, your honor, but those idiots don’t know their a[bleep]holes from their elbows.
Mayor Grisham
And you boys being on site when these “events” happen? [softly, still accusing] It’s a little bit of a coincidence don’t you think?
Sammy
Are you insinuating that we are staging these events, Mayor?
Mayor Grisham
I’m stating facts. I’m sure your ratings are way, way up there since all these sensational events seem to coincide with your broadcast. Why do you think that is? Furthermore, I mean who’s up listening to you at this ungodly hour of the night?!
Sammy
Seemingly most of the town, Sir. As well as whomever you’ve hired to keep an ear on us.
Mayor Grisham
I’ve tried to be nice about this… And I tried to be civil… but I think it’s about time that you troublemakers changed formats. No more of this funny business. It’s not good for the listeners. It’s not good for the residents. And honestly? it’s not good for me. I don’t appreciated being painted in this light, gentlemen.
Sammy
Oh! You mean the light where you as a public service,[sic] try to quell the voice of the people.
Ben
It’s not your right to tell us what we can and can’t report on, sir. All due respect.
Mayor Grisham
[rudely] All due respect, Ben Arnold. Just a couple of months ago you were digging up old records on eBay for Chet Sebastian to run on about. Now you’re a media star?? That’s worrisome! Seems you fellas have All the reasons in the world to fabricate these issues, and I have to say I’m not gonna sit here and listen to this, while you LIE TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF KING FALLS.
Sammy
Well, when we start “fabricating” and “making things up,” you can come throw the book at us. But until then- [click, dial tone] Whoops! Looks like you just got disconnected. I’d wait for you to give us a call back and all, but with it not being an election year I probably shouldn’t hold my breath.
Ben
Line One iiis lit up again, Sammy.
Sammy
[insincerely] Oh, sorry about that Mayor! I must have fabricated accidentally dumping your call when-
Esther Rollens
[heavy metal music in bg] [voice old and wavering] Did you boys fund a lavender ball of yarn in there? Been looking for it all week! [click, dial tone]
Ben
[shaken] Sammy, I think that commercial might do us some good right now.
[KFAM outro]
[CREDITS]
References
[1] Coachella - The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (commonly called Coachella or the Coachella Festival) is an annual music and arts festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California, in the Coachella Valley in the Colorado Desert.
[2] Reference to the TV game show Jeopardy!
[3] I honestly can’t tell if he’s saying “honest engine” or “honest injun” but i’mma go with the one that’s technically incorrect but also not super racist.
[4] Barney Fife - Deputy from the Andy Griffith Show. Calling a police officer or authority figure "Barney Fife" has become an American slang term for gross ineptitude or overzealousness.
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I went to see How to train your dragon 3 !! Reactions and heavy spoilers after the cut :
OK so. i had a good time ! i went in with no expectations except cute dragons and good music (thank you john powell) so it was nice.
Now for the salt !! (and then after, the good stuff)
THE ALPHA THING IS FUCKING DUMB AND UTTER BULLSHIT. i have thought this since httyd2 but this just takes the cake. how ! does it makes any sense ? “oh my body is somehow conditioned to do exactly what the alpha tells me when he uses his alpha voice” is this bad abo fanfic ??
And literally all the end rides on this, except it doesn’t make sense either. the dragons WERE already free - they have been clearly depicted as more than pets/intelligence level of common pets. They can go the fuck away if they want to. so why suddenly toothless makes them go - alpha voice ?- like, is it really their choice ?? just seemed like it needed to be an closed off “end” and... yeah. It would have been more digestable if there was an accent of “dragons will never be free if they stay here with the humans” and that they needed to hide. But it’s sad and sortof pessimist af ?? literally the antithesis of the first movie ?? i watch for happy humans & dragons relationship and now you tell me zrkgtgng anyway.
I don’t know how it is in the book, and maybe it’s the same but made in a way that makes more sense. In any case, i’ve found the plots since httyd2 lackluster, and httyd3 reallytakes the cakes. It’s not that bad, but it’s not... it’s not interesting or challenging. Like, it’s here so we can have fun with the good parts, but otherwise...
LADY DRAGON. SEXUAL STRAIGHT BULLSHIT DISMORPHISM AT ITS FINEST. I’m not... why can i say that those who saw it aren’t already thinking ? she’s super pretty but so feminised...
Tbh the entire movie, compared to the first two, feels a little bit like straight bullshit. Idk, Astrid who is super cool takes a background quality as she’s here just to save and comfort Hiccup like... it’s just so centered about hiccup, but not in a good way.
I’m sorry, they tried, but i didn’t felt like there was any character development here. It is said, no shown, and what is told seem like heard through a broken radio.
CARDINAL SINS OF THE KIDS BEING THE COPY OF THEIR PARENTS BUT THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE THE DAD AND THE BOY LOOKS LIKE THE MOM. I swear to the fucking gods !! why !!! im just... this is bad writing. character design. whatever. Bad !!
Now the cool parts :
- the room was packed (it was not a big cinema room tho, but still) and there was like. 2 kids in it lmao
- the FALL. where the bad guy rips away hiccup’s wing with the music and the symbolism and the sacrifice and the whole badness of i if i don’t make it then you wont either and the SLOMO WITH THE MUSIC man i loved, loved this moment. It was 100% my thing and so beautiful
- the girl twin i never remember the name of cause i don’t think i ever seen a httyd movie with english subtitle so i just dont know the english names of most of the cast. Knotlout ? she was amazing. Extremy memetic.
- that cute and funny scene of toothless and the light fury trying to mating dance and hiccup trying to help them. Behing the stench of straight romo bullshit (it wouldn’t have been so if it wasn’t the entire relationship they have !! sorry but a female character existing only to be a gf and is only being seen as that by everubody just rubs me wrong) it was really funny and pretty. She’s so pretty and i wish she was like toothless but shiny white she would have been so pretty too !! and less “boobs on a skeleton”ified. toothless drawing cause it’s how he became friend with hiccup was super good, i wish they had put more time on that.
- the hidden world... man it was so pretty. so beautiful. might have teared up a little. and the entrance to it ! basically the whole scene from toothless flying into the clouds to them going into the hidden world is beautiful and the music makes it amazing
i think there was something else i really liked but i don’t remember ? OH YEAH. THE BLUE AND BLACK BIRD IMITATION IN THE MATING DANCE. i fucking lost in in the cinema and i hope other people got the reference of this bit too cause it’s too hilarious
tl;dr im glad it’s the last one cause this way they can’t fuck up the characters, relationships and plot anymore, but i did enjoy watching the movie and i’ll be missing the dragon and music and sheer elatement the movies can bring at some moments
I know there are series, but idk if i’d like them, i think i don’t want to be disappointed and like the safe idea of it existing but not knowing if it’s good or not.
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Sonichu 7 Page 43
DJ JAMSTA: And on da spot here, we have visiting da studio today, the new bubblegum-pop sensation, Jiggliami, and her cute manager Blanca, talkin’ about her new hit single.
DJ JAMSTA: So, ladies, what’s da word on that?
JIGGLIAMI: Well, let me say it is a delight to be on my first ever radio show. I am also jazzed about my upcoming return to CWCville for my “spring break” concert at its beach.
JIGGLIAMI: And I’d like to thank Capitol Records for spottin’ my recordin’ contract for my single, “War of Love.” I am psyched about its June release.
Caption: *Jiggliami was originally created by Blanca W., and fully approved by Christian W. Chandler.
As we’ve been seeing before, Jamsta speaks in what Chris assumes to be a casual tone but in fact sounds rather stilted in its attempts to sound laid-back. Like all cool guys in Chris’s book, Jamsta drops the end of words that end in -ing and often replacing a “th” at the front of a word with a “d”. Cool people don’t talk like this.
The woman in the middle of the page there is Blanca Weiss and that pink thing is her Sonichu OC, Jiggliami. Blanca (whose names translated from Spanish and German respectively is “white white”) was the first of Chris’s multitude of troll-created girlfriends (unless you count Lori Lopez; since she was short-lived and never warranted her own “saga” she tends to get dropped.) Interestingly, here she is portrayed with long blonde hair while ever after she’d be portrayed as a brunette with shoulder-length hair. That’s because there were several different pictures of different women used as “Blanca”. The Sonichu 7 Blanca was based off of this image while Sonichu 8 Blanca off of this one. Possibly we are meant to infer, from a comic perspective, that she changed her hairstyle, as pop princesses are want to do, between the two issues.
Jiggliami is a Sonic-ified take on a Jigglypuff, a then Normal-Type (now Normal/Fairy-Type) ball-like Pokemon, in the same way Sonichu is a Sonic-ified take on a Pikachu. She’s also more or less copied and pasted from a character from the anime Macross Frontier by the name of Ranka Lee, and both are up-and-coming Japanese-style idol singers.
This episode foreshadows Episode 18, the second half of the next issue. Jiggliami mentions the spring break concert that would make up the backdrop of that episode and the “War of Love” song that would finish it. I don’t know whether or not Chris was working on that episode at the same time or not but this makes me think it was the case.
*Stress sigh* Recording companies offer their talent recording contracts, not the other way around, Chris.
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