the true gay experience is being threatened by women and agreeing with whatever she says because shes pretty
(au belongs to @nyankolovesbox !!! go check it out its great)
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stu’s the kind of guy to shout CONFESSION TIME (giving billy an aneurysm) at a party and says the most unhinged unasked for shitty story and then proceeds to laugh about it whilst everyone else is either disturbed or laughing along uncomfortably
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Whumper keeping a Vampire Whumpee captive. After torturing and interrogating them Whumper makes the drastic decision to become a vampire too, in pursuit of more power. And they’ll use Whumpee to do it.
While Whumpee struggles in their chains realizing what’s coming, Whumper uses a knife to slice into their neck — crying out as blood spills down their collarbone and chest.
Whumper snaking a hand into their hair, yanking their head back and exposing their neck. Whumper drinks straight from their throat. Whumpee gritting their teeth and groaning from the pain and the sensation.
Bonus: If blood sharing is intimate for Whumpee, so they feel extra violated
Bonus bonus: If Caretaker is there, forced to watch
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Marc Márquez prepares to start on the grid during the Japanese Grand Prix 2023 (Photo by Mirco Lazzari/Getty Images)
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booty higher than my self esteem
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making a little freak gf for orin was such a good idea
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The other yaoi in The Lion in Winter are those two soldiers who do the most half-assed fight in front of the dungeon while Eleanor watches until the guard guy gets fake killed and rolls in a very obviously alive away so she can enter because it is soooo not worth dying over the stupid family Christmas squabble
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oooh okay oc question. if they hadn't got tragically and unavoidably tadpoled, where would your dark urge keep their netherstone...
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