the gavin brothers are so fucking petty and funny like, yeah it's really tragic and they're doomed siblings but you know for a fucking fact that phoenix witnessed a heated argument at some point between klavier and kristoph, expecting it to end in tragedy if some sort, and klavier shouts "that's it! i'm telling herr wright! i'm telling the world your secret!" and kristoph reacts like the world is actually about to end and phoenix feels klavier grab his shoulder and klavier says "Sometimes, Kris puts ketchup on his steak!"
And phoenix, a man who eats steak with his bare hands, could not care less about this or about what social rule that breaks, but Klavier looks so triumphant like he won and Phoenix turns to see if Kristoph is going to ask why he's acting so high and mighty - but Kristoph looks like he's just had his goddamn soul ripped out.
and when he finally regains his footing he snaps back all haughty with "Klavier, I didn't want to do this to you in front of Wright. But, I know about how you don't use the proper utensils to eat crab." He idly keeps filing his nails.
and klavier is fucking . devastated. phoenix is still confused, hasn't reacted once. he's eating potato chips and didn't ask to witness this.
the siblings start slipping into arguing in german and phoenix is even more lost that he was before. He overhears one english word and it's "charcuterie" and pieces together some other words that sound similar to english. Klavier just told Kristoph that his charcuterie boards 'don't have enough cheese to compliment the meat.' kristoph flips his braid over his shoulder and lands the final blow of, "The potpourri you chose for the living room doesn't even smell warm and inviting."
Phoenix feels like the energy in the room got darker. Klavier is in tears, and runs away like Kristoph just insulted his entire existence.
Phoenix is still eating potato chips and licking the salt off his fingers.
He doesn't know what potpourri is.
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Only making one post about this because I saw Klavier on had the Ace Attorney tag and not any other tags for the series, so I felt I had to add the others that are popular for him or more specific.
Best of luck fellow AA fans, if you want our boy to win, y'all will have a hard fight ahead of you.
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no context for you fuckers (affectionate)
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wait why is the apollo justice song so good send help?
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE FINALLY GOT SOMEONE WITH THE PINNED POST AHAHAHHAHAHHA
bro the entire apollo justice soundtrack is great also there are more versions of apollo’s objection theme for the other games also apollo’s pursuit theme is super fucking great YES ITS SO GOOD and lumi if u know the trilogy you should play aa4 i will cry and sob and scream slash pos. transest man alive and his banger fucking music and also ema skye is there. ema skye is the best. lumi i will send you so much lawyer music if you want
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i’m so curious about other ema kinnies cuz like did we all have distant relationships with our older sisters from the ages of 10-14 while she withheld information from us to both protect us and because she didn’t trust us only to reconcile many years later, finally learning the truth, and becoming closer than ever despite physical distance or are you guys just all forensic scientists
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The Gavins are so very meticulous when it comes to their appearances right? I think this is doubly so when it comes to their hair, if their hair styles are fucked then something is very wrong. Like Klav gets splashed by a car or smth and he breaks tf down. Kristoph refuses to be seen on a bad hair day.
ITS A TYPETWO
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today, i redrawed this old, old thing drawing of mine :)
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why am i even sad what did i do
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