Okay, I know Kinn has legitimate reasons for being upset here - but when you look at these lines without any context, the contrast is pretty hilarious --
Kinn, stoic: So, I shot the guy
Kinn, close to tears: And now I have trust issues
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Congrats to Kinn for winning Horniest on Main in a BL!!!
In our first regular bracket after the long hiatus and the Build-a-BL polls, we sought to ascertain the enteral question of who is the horniest on main? While many competed, only one, Kinn from Kinnporsche: The Series, was declared to be the most penis delirious and the most horny on main!
There were several close calls this bracket, with one exact tie in our losers bracket! Which brings me to the second point, this was our first time doing a losers bracket! Characters had to lose twice in order to be completely kicked out, giving many characters who had tough matchups early on a second chance to progress farther. The result of this means that for the first time ever we have a definitive second place, a winner from the losers bracket! He faced their champion and remained victorious. While he could not claim the final crown, his win and horniness levels deserve respect! It is of course none other than Boston from Only Friends!
Real talk though, this has been so so fun and I enjoyed this greatly! I missed running these types of brackets and it was very encouraging and fun to see that all of y'all are still interested in these silly little things! Currently, we still have a bonus round for what BL drama is the horniest on main, and after that we'll be voting on our next bracket topic so stay tuned!
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Love that Kinn’s the only one who doesn’t flinch 😂
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[1x05] [1x13]
bc Kinn going from sleeping with a gun to being completely at peace with Porsche is my favorite thing.
(for @magiesmith)
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Porsche: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Porsche: Kinn and Vegas are still mad about it, but me and Pete were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Horny on Main Finals: Kinn (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Boston (Only Friends)
[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]
Kinn: "Despite his entire fucking home and mafia compound being straight up invaded by the minor family, his life threatened, his brothers' lives threatened, his beloved bodyguards' lives threatened, several dead and more wounded... this man is immediately down to fuck when his boyfie says "give me your gun". Dickstracted. Dicklirious. Dickmatized. Time and place, ya horndog! See also: every other scene with Kinn."
Boston: "Literally the slut of the show even if they could have had him score more ass not gonna lie still he got 5 on screen sex partners with sex scenes with all of them, needless to say more? that boy is horny 24/7 and only thinks with his "magical dick that turn everybody gay" as invented by my friend Joni literally the main conflict of the show starts cuz this horny bastard cannot deal with his ex hook up actually liking his nerdy virgin friend
So I think this is enough as a presentation and if it isn't look up his tumblr hashtag to see for yourself"
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