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Riku: I mean, yeah, we’re like total bros and stuff, but I would kiss you if you asked.
Sora: What?
Riku: What?
Lea, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.
#kingdom hearts#riku#sora#lea kh#soriku#incorrect quotes#incorrect kh quotes#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#source: tumblr
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Sora: which one of you was going to to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
*whole room stops*
Riku: Y-you’ve been putting it in cold water?!
Sora:…
Kairi: sora?! Answer the question sora!
Sora: yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification process”. Didn’t realise there was an actual reason…
Roxas: you don’t have the patience to to microwave water for three minutes?!
Ven: why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To. Boil. It?!
Roxas: you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Ven: IT 👏🏻TAKES 👏🏻LESS 👏🏻THAN👏🏻 A 👏🏻MINUTE!
Xion: Bestie, is your stove top powered by the fucking sun?!
Ven: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE?!
Roxas: like seven minutes!
Ven: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes! Less than that and you use a saucepan!
Xion: yOu aRe pUtTiNg tHe eNtIrE mUg oN ThE sTovE?! Your stove is enchanted!
Riku: *head in hands* every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic…
Terra: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?!
#things heard in the land of departure#kingdom hearts#kh sora#kh riku#kh terra#kh roxas#kh xion#kh kairi#kh ventus#kh1#kh2#kh3#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: that one tumblr post
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Store Worker: Would Axel come to the front desk?
Axel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Roxas and Xion* I believe they belong to you?
Roxas and Xion, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Axel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
#i’m having seasalt trio brainrot#i put them in the incorrect quote generator and got this and i was like wait this fits them#kingdom hearts#seasalt trio#incorrect quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#kh incorrect quotes#axel#roxas#xion
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Organization XIII incorrect quotes Christmas special 2023
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Ventus: So, this isn’t a real good luck charm?
Aqua: That’s TBD.
Terra: Totally Believable, Dude.
Aqua: No. To Be Determined.
#sorce: Thomas Sanders#tal incorrect quotes#kingdom hearts#birth by sleep#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#oct 8
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Zexion: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Saix: …I was hungry.
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Random KH Incorrect Quotes
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#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts sora#kingdom hearts riku#kingdom hearts donald#kingdom hearts goofy#kingdom hearts kairy#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#kh sora#kh#kh2#funny#jokes on you i'm new to this fandom#i might do more who knows#mickey needs love#i'm new to kingdom hearts be patient with me#mickey mouse#donald duck#goofy#A16M
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Ven, after Vanitas has been yelling at him: Whoa, you watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand!
Ven: *Shows the back of his hand, which has a piece of paper that says “please be nice to me” on it*
#Source: some live action thing I forget#vanitas#Ventus#do not tag as ship#kh vanitas#kh ventus#kh#Kingdom Hearts#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mk kh
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Random incorrect quote (ft. one of my Kingdom Hearts ocs)
Xion: *intensely looking at Roxas and Gaxes*
Axel: Xion, what are you doing?
Xion: Shut up I'm trying to read the twins minds.
Axel: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Xion: I'll be fine.
Roxas and Gaxes's minds: *insert earrape version of Bring me to life by Evanescence here*
Xion, now in slight pain: I regret all of my life choices.
Axel: Tried to warm you.
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Eraqus: Where are you going?
Xehanort: Hell, eventually.
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Sora: I made you this friendship bracelet.
Riku: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Sora: You don't have to wear it.
Riku: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
#back in my kingdom hearts bs#kingdom hearts#riku#sora#soriku#incorrect quotes#mine#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes
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Xigbar: All right, Zexion, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!
Zexion: I’m not even your kid-
#happy 2/6 yall#i love weird uncle xigbar#kingdom hearts#zexion#xigbar#source: ???#incorrect quotes#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect kh quotes
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Things heard in the land of departure pt.2:
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Roxas: Oh sorry, I can’t take part today. Why? Well because according to Master Terra, aiming Thundaga at Riku with extreme prejudice is “bullying” and I “have to stop”.
Sora: Remember that time that my mom took us to- OH MY GODS MY MOM!!!!
Kairi: Behind all this pink awaits a vile temperament that I fully intend to beat your ass with.
Lea: I really wish people would stop assuming that I protect Kairi. That girls packing federal charges on three separate worlds. I protect everyone else FROM Kairi.
Roxas: Ven and I are not the same. For starters, I do not think footie pyjamas are “neat”.
Ven: *running past Sora* If Riku asks it was Roxas, he’ll believe that!
Riku: How’s my day going? Horribly, that’s how!
Sora: “sleep is for the weak!” No, sleep is for the desperate, which I am! Goodnight! *pulls blanket over his head*
Riku: It baffles me that Terra trusts me to hit people with a deadly weapon, and yet he still doesn’t trust that I won’t approach the liquor cabinet with the same level of maturity. *Explosion sounds behind him. Xion and Sora screech.* Never mind, I’m starting to get it now…
Sora: sometimes when you travel with Donald and Goofy you just gotta smile first, then have the brake down later.
Roxas: are you okay?
Sora: *voice brakes* I’m great!
Aqua: okay kids, we are going to play a game. It’s called “give master Aqua some peace for five minutes” now fuck off.
Ven: *dragging Lea into the infirmary* would you believe me if I told you he looked this fucked up when I found him?
Terra: Ah, a nice easy day. No training, no emergencies. Just me my book and… *sighs* the deadly wall of unlit fireworks that are sitting directly near my chair. *snaps book closed*
Ven: *sadly* I do not have the mouska-tools for this situation.
Isa: Another day, another chance to get wailed on by five year olds. I’m so glad I agreed to do this!
Terra: I do not have a favourite student *behind him Sora, Roxas and Xion are struggling in the grips of a hydra, while Ven and Riku sit off to the side munching on ice cream.*
Kairi: make direct I contact with me one more time, I dare you!
Aqua: maybe if I lay here like I’m dead they’ll leave me alone.
Ven: Hi Aqua.
Aqua: fuck
Terra: if you’re looking for Riku, he’s gone to throw himself off the clock tower.
Xion: can someone pass me an ice pack? I think I’ve bruised my own ego.
Aqua: *spray Kairi in the face with a plant mister* bad student! No murder on the furniture!
#kingdom hearts#kh1#kh3#kh2#kh sora#kh kairi#KH riku#KH Xion#kh aqua#kh lea#KH Isa#KH Terra#KH roxas#kh ventus#incorrect quotes#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#things heard in the land of departure#Aqua needs a raise#master terras just had enough#once again#my version of kairi is feral#she’s just evil… but in a cute way#I love her#someone get sora a sleep technician#Rikus fine he’s just dramatic#Roxas is a bully (affectionate)#Ven is a baby
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Ienzo: So there’s been rumors going around that Demyx and I are dating.
Ienzo: Raise your hand if you thought we were dating.
*Everybody raises their hands*
Ienzo: Demyx put your hand down!
#kingdom hearts#incorrect quotes#zemyx#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#incorrect kh quotes#kh incorrect quotes#demyx#kh demyx#ienzo#kh ienzo
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Organization XIII incorrect quotes
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Who died and made you master?
Probably Aqua to Terra at some point.
#tal incorrect quotes#birth by sleep#kingdom hearts incorrect quotes#kingdom hearts#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes#aqua kingdom hearts#terra kingdom hearts
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