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Luxu: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Brain: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
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Brain: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Skuld: No, well, actually, it is.
Brain: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
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Lauriam: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Brain: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Lauriam: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.
Brain: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Lauriam: I guess you’re right. Hey Brain, I love you.
Brain: See! Just say that!
Lauriam: Holy fucking shit.
Brain: If that flies over his head then, sorry Lauriam, but he's too dumb for you.
Lauriam: Brain.
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Brain: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Lauriam: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Ventus, wearing big bro Lauriam's sweater: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Skuld: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Brain does? What if he jumps off a cliff?
Lauriam: If Brain were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Brain jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Skuld: You jump off a cliff.
Lauriam: Gladly, provided Brain did first.
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Brain: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Lauriam: This is a lie.
Lauriam: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Lauriam: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Brain: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Brain: *upends the bottle*
#kh incorrect quotes#kingdom hearts#brain#khux#khml#i like to imagine that this is khml brain after everyone he's ever known and loved has been scattered amongst the timeline :)
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Lauriam: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Ephemer: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.
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Brain: Wait, you like me? For my personality?
Lauriam: I know, I was surprised too.
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Ephemer: This totally sucks, man.
Brain: This is horrible.
Ephemer: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Brain: No, it’s not that, it’s Lauriam.
Brain: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!
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Ventus: Ow!
Brain: What’s wrong?
Ventus: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Brain: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Ephemer: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Lauriam: This unmitigated poppycock?
Brain: Extravagant hogwash!
Ephemer: Okay, stop.
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Xion: Is five a lot of followers?
Axel: Depends on the context.
Axel: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Axel: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Brain: Hi.
Ephemer: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him?
Brain: I did.
Ephemer: And what did he say?
Brain: “Thank you.”
Ephemer: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say?
Brain: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Lauriam said, “Thank you.”
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