THSS Chapter 3 Part 3
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Eurus: Germany! I always wanted to go there!
Sherlock: Specifically Bohemia, we're going to get a visitor.
Miss Hudson: Sherlock, you have a client!
Von Cramm: *arrives*
John: *blush*
Eurus giggling: Wow! John is speechless.
Sherlock: Take a seat sir.
John: I,- uh- I uh
Eurus: We're Sherlock and Eurus Holmes and this is our assiant, Dr. John Watson. Why do you have a mask on?
Von Kramm: I apologize for the mask Miss Holmes as you can see, I can't reveal my title and I need your help to keep a scandal a secret.
Sherlock: I already knew that, your Majesty.
John: What?
Eurus: John, this is the King of Bohemia.
John: *full on bi panic*
After explanation
Sherlock: And who is this woman you were with?
Von Kramm: You may know her as the controversial opera singer, Irene Adler-* cut to Eurus squealing*
Sherlock annoyed: *covering his ears*
Eurus: *squealing* Really? Sorry, I've been a huge fan for years and I loved every single performance!
John: So you know this woman-
Eurus: Of course, every dress she wore and every disguise makes my own skills pale in comparison! And she's also strong-willed and everything I wanted to be, I'll be honored if I could have a chat with her.
Von Kramm: *flattered*
Sherlock: I know, you ranted many times! What is the scandalous thing we have to get from her?
Von Kramm: A picture that could end my potential marriage.
Eurus and Sherlock: *freeze and start laughing*
Sherlock pointing: She has guts! No wonder my sister admires her!
Eurus: You gave the Irene Adler a dick pic?! *falling off hdr chair* Oh god, now I really want to meet her!
Von Kramm: Not that serious *laughing a little*
John: Holmeses, restrain yourselves *bonking both of them in the head*
Eurus on the floor: This is too funny, seriously, I admire Adler greatly!
Von Kramm: If we don't want a scandal going around, I want you all to work fast-
Eurus:*holding in a laugh* wait, didn't you mention that you're possibly engage?
Von Kramm: Yes-
Sherlock and Eurus looking at each: *on the floor laughing*
Sherlock: This woman is interesting as hell!
John: Why are you two like this?
Von Kramm: *puts down a sack of money and a tiara* I hope this covers it.
Eurus seeing the tiara: Mine! We'll take on the case dear lord! *putting it on* and I havee to look amazing to meet her, what if she thinks I'm slobby *self concious*
Sherlock and John: 10 years of rent payment! We'll take it too! *John partying*
Von Kramm: I'll be waiting for the good news. Thank you for your time and here's her address. Goonight, Mister and Miss Holmes *leaves*
Eurus: I can't we're going to meet her! I want an autograph! *kicking her feet* And this tia- *realization* Oh god, I am a princess.
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Robin Hood of Bohemia ~ Interview with film director Leoš Kastner with reporter Kasia Ogrodnik-Fujcik
The adventures of Robin Hood have fired the imagination of filmmakers since time immemorial. Or, to be precise, since 1938 when they made the first famous film with Errol Flynn. There have been numerous versions of the story retold over the years. Little wonder it has also (and inevitably) made its way into foreign lands. In the Kingdom of Bohemia, upon the death of Přemysl Otakar II on 26…
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I absolutely LOOOVE Irene Adler in the books
The way that she just declined a marriage to a KING cuz she didn’t like the vibe of him and then married some lawyer in a church as quickly as she could with Sherlock Holmes as the only witness (dressed as an old man)
And that she says that she often uses male clothing and takes advantage of the freedom it gives her
An icon for everything honestly
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king of bohemia: i sent irene adler some naughty letters and she's going to use them to ruin my engagement
sherlock holmes: who cares? she can't prove they're real
king of bohemia: there's a photograph
sherlock holmes: just say she bought it
king of bohemia: ... we're both in the photograph
sherlock holmes: lmao you ARE naughty
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spoilers i actually DID watch the granada version of a scandal in bohemia tonight, and there's not much to say that hasn't been said about how good that story is, but something that caught my attention: holmes IS very rude to the king. even in their first meeting before he's figured out the king is the one at fault, he refuses to bow or stand for him, he feigns not even paying attention until the king gets to the point, and is incredibly intentionally dismissive. I can see why a shallow reading of that attitude might translate to "sherlock is an asshole."
but the thing is, it's not unprovoked. the king a) tries to fool him with a stupid disguise, b) insults watson, and c) is generally a pompous ass that can't fathom why anyone wouldn't be in love with him. when you compare how sherlock acts around him to how giddy he is when watson is puzzling over the letter, it's obvious that's how he reacts to people he has no patience for, not his default state.
and i think it speaks to a certain mindset, that might be a bit closer to that of the king than that of watson, if you come away from that story truly unable to figure out what prompted the difference.
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CONSORTS OF ENGLAND SINCE THE NORMAN INVASION (2/5) ♚
Eleanor of Castile (November 1272 - November 1290)
Margaret of France (September 1299 - July 1307)
Isabella of France (May 1308 - January 1327)
Philippa of Hainault (January 1328 - August 1369)
Anne of Bohemia (January 1382 - June 1394)
Isabella of Valois (October 1396 - September 1399)
Joan of Navarre (February 1403 - March 1413)
Catherine of Valois (June 1420 - August 1422)
Margaret of Anjou (May 1445 - May 1471)
Elizabeth Woodville (May 1464 - April 1483)
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