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evilminji · 1 month

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Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #minji's writing #killer coffee au #weston family brew #will make you see god or meet im

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crushedsweets · 18 days

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CREEPJECTS UNIVERSITY AU

#IM COMBINING UNIVERSITY #COFFEE SHOP. AND BAND AU.#CUZ WHO GONNA STOP ME #LMFAII I’m sorry this is so embarrassing #creepypasta #sweetart #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #ticci toby #nina the killer #creepjects #eyeless jack #clockwork #creepypasta clockwork #Kate the chaser #university AU

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hashileio · 1 year

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you join the cafe & meet the crew (minus one)

#hashiart #undertale #undertale au #utmv #sans #bad sanses #nightmare's gang #dusttale sans #dust sans #killer sans #killer!sans #horrortale sans #ht sans #nightmare sans #cursed coffee shop au #guys don't actually apply here youre going to get stuck with all the work cause you know these dudes aint gonna do it right #Horror going by Skull because HR has advised that we don't refer to our colleagues by names that could potentially result in an HR disaster #aka corporate has overheard horror as whorer and they are doubling down to avoid ALL possible confusion #it has taken the gang multiple tries to pass the ethics and workplace harassment classes (nightmare had to forge paperwork in the end)#killer is HR's worst nightmare which is saying something considering nightmare is literally right there #nightmare is going to do his best to delay the inevitable introduction to killer (unstoppable force meets immovable object)#who would be your work bestie tho real talk #all of these are posted on a queue so by the time you see this it's going to be a few days :)

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nomlioart · 6 months

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drew some of my fav aus raaahh

@xbeih @ali-borsch @sillykimiko @tinderboxofsillyideas @kairokust @bobmirum @frostinepac3 👉👈

also bonus lmao don't ask

and another bonus- 💀 (stay tuned...)

#pizza tower #music tower #vodka tower #soda tower #coffee tower #killer peppino #mafia tower #werepeppino #(my) au #i wont tell yall the name yet #it will be a secret for now #👁️#my art #my stuff

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itzjustmk14 · 1 year

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Hello 👋 I'm back, sorry for not posting again :》

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sillykimiko · 8 months

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Last but not the least, Soda.

@bobmirum @xbeih @ali-flaion @tinderboxofsillyideas @victoria-weee @kairokust @frostinepac3 @hakkids @radiopixelctive @nomorething1

Sorry I was feeling a little silly.

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #soda tower #mafia tower #metal peppino #vodka tower #coffee tower #technology tower #killer peppino #werewolf peppino #beauty tower #bread wall (tower)#sillykimiko #pizza tower au

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g0nefischin · 11 months

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Trouble at the coffee shop :o

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Cursed coffee shop AU is by @hashileio

#My art #my utmv art #Fanart #UTMV #killer sans #nightmare sans #cursed coffee shop au #dont tell anyone but I really like domestic and slice of life stuff so this AU makes me very happy

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nosebleed-inglishera · 3 months

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Old doodle of my killer design

Ignore the fact I forgot to draw his soul

#undertale au #utmv #myart #fanart #nose killer design #after a hard day at work a cup of coffee is nice #killer sans

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qualek · 1 year

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-First Meeting (part 1???)- Location: Coffee Stand outside Crime Scene Time: 1:34 PM

#yes coffee stands are a thing i think shut up #the next comic will have better layout i swear #that awkward moment when you hear the name of your best friend who was kidnapped 15 years ago #while out on investigation for a de killer murder #ace attorney #de killer au #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #alek's doodles

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xbeih · 8 months

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@bobmirum @tinderboxofsillyideas @ali-flaion @kairokust @sillykimiko @victoria-weee

4u🖤

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #music au #mafia au #coffee tower #killer au #soda tower #Technology au

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bob-mirum · 8 months

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I wanted to draw myself a new avatar, but then something went wrong xd

@tinderboxofsillyideas @xbeih @victoria-weee @hakkids @kairokust @ali-flaion @sillykimiko

#pizza tower au #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #mafia tower #coffee tower #music tower #technology tower #beauty tower #killer peppino #vodka tower #soda tower

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wolfbeestudio · 5 months

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Dream has just been sent to my factory! Now you can have the sweet brothers together~ And every order will come with an UnderMeow sticker sheet!

But let's keep up the momentum! Next up is Coffee, and then KILLER~

Make sure to share this around so we can get as many people to pledge as possible and unlock even more kitties~

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hashileio · 1 year

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cursed coffee shop discussions with @lady-of-disdain

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#hashiart #undertale #undertale au #cursed coffee shop au #utmv #bad sanses #sans au #au sans #dust sans #dust!sans #killer sans #killer!sans #horror sans #ht sans #nightmare sans #collectively agreed that killer would be banned from the brews only cause he'd come up with the most cursed illegal concoctions possible #due to the rising number of lawsuits being made #he has been banished to cashier hell until further notice #but even then he's on thin ice and seconds away from being put into the glass tank that those restaurants have for the kitchen #horror's the only one actually doing his job but even then he's not doing it great #man's eatin the customer's food and no one can stop him #regulars have put together a horror's snack fund tip jar where they pay to feed him on the job #dust doesn't even wanna be here and has zero regard for the dress code. the apron's the best you're gonna get #he will misspell names simply cause he does not care at all and hopes it'll get him fired (it does not)#nightmare is the attorney/manager combo where he makes suits against his cafe disappear (through very illegal means)#enforces the company dress code (Dust will get his hood pulled down repeatedly)#basically: cashier killer baker horror barista dust manager nightmare #this has been sitting in my drafts for a few days now and i cant look at it anymore #so into the void it goes #tired of trying to color correct so it looks good on pc AND mobile like sorry mobile users u are the weak link here

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idiototheinternet · 5 months

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So I have an idea for a spin on the idol au

Hear me out: Highschool clubs

Bad sanses are a band with

Horror as the bass

Dust as the piano

Killer as vocals and guitar

Nightmare writes lyrics

Error can edit their videos, and help with audio troubleshooting in the exhibits for the school

Cross just joined and is the drummer and secondary vocals

And the star sanses are basically just the theater kids

Dream is the script and acts for some of the smaller roles

Blue is the set builder

Lust is makeup and costumes

and ink's just

Because who is ink but an overacheiver to the core?

If anyone wants to ask about my basic story ideas, just reblog with the question

#idol au #horrordust #Criller #cross sans #killer sans #killer x cross #undertale au #utmv #nightmare x his cup of coffee #and maybe ccino later #errorink #cross got into the band by drumming the beat with his hands to a lemon demon song #and killer saw and was like “aw fuck yes”

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janeelyakiri · 2 months

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doodle dump

#jan draws #undertale au #utmv #underswap #swapfell #horrortale #fellswap #xtale au #killer sans #coffee!papyrus #dalmatian!papyrus #hyena!papyrus #shrike!cross #crow!sans #robin!sans #fox!papyrus #swap papyrus

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sillykimiko · 4 months

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I MADE IT IN TIME. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

@ali-borsch @tinderboxofsillyideas @kairokust @xbeih @bob-mirum @superkirbylover @frostinepac3 @kitdeil228

Sorry I really rushed this.

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower au #soda tower #sillykimiko #peppino #mafia tower #killer peppino #metal peppino #coffee tower #female peppino #pavel borsch #evil soda pep #chirstmas

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