ROUND 3

the good thing is we don’t have to defend kevin day online ever again partly because he’s lovely when he’s not under life-ending threats and partly because jean moreau is doing it already with a fervor that borders on insanity

I think we should line all of Kevin’s suitors up, set Kevin free in a wide field/forrest, and have them chase him around. Maybe he can wear antlers. Whoever catches him wins but it has to be animalistic and it HAS to be by the neck.

hc that andrew is very good at rhythm games, and when he was medicated he would play project sekai in the loudest volume (like, if aftg was set in modern days). and also while neil and kevin practiced at night. once, neil sees him playing and is completely mesmerized. kevin makes it his life goal to be better than andrew in project sekai.

qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.

do you see my vision?

so mick was told in a hotel lobby he was dropped from haas, steiner berated him in public race after race when it was bc of him and his strategists mick wasn’t able to score points, didn’t let him do donuts bc they was more focused on making sure they didn’t run out of spare parts bc of hulkenburg being in the car for post season testing, baring in mind all teams would’ve had the same issue with it being end of season and all and then laurent mekeis from ferrari was the one to tell mick before steiner that he was dropped from haas??

wallah and i can’t stress this enough i hope haas never score a point in their lives and forever remain a backmarker bc if this isn’t a clear indication that all steiner cares about is sponsorship and looking good for netflix and is in way over his head and out of depth by being a team principle then idk what is

steiner and haas only cared about mick for his sponsorships and the pr that came with being michael’s son and u can tell bc of the way they dragged mick through the mud this year

n the funny thing is that haas only had so many fans because of mick and sponsorships are already leaving the team n i’m sure more will follow suit

Surely like, I mean the Mafia doesn’t care how they get their money right? Like so long as they’re getting the 80% of how much an exy player would make why would they care. So I present to u : Jean Moreau fucking off and becoming a really famous artist instead

I canny believe Kevin being ginger is canon

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okay but I raise you this

Nicky convinces Kevin that Just Dance is a legitimate option for working out.

All the foxes get in on it eventually and now once a week they play Just Dance instead of going to the gym.

Black Cat Showdown Round 2

ROUND 2!

are you rly writing keremy omg please please please please that post activated the chip in my brain now im waiting for the food like a dog who heard a bag of chips being opened in the other room

OF COURSE I AM did i not talk about the plot of my kerejean..... it's jean's no good terrible very bad summer where his captain starts to date kevin day and it accidentally digs up feelings that shouldve been left alone!!!!! i'm actually obsessed with this fic's keremy because they're so obsessed with each other and their dynamic is so delicious and flirty but then. kevin's extensive intimacy issues and jeremy's non-confrontational nature and both their control freak-ness. i've taken a slice of my own pie for this one but a lot of their relationship is about kevin trying to experience a relationship in the 'normal' way that jeremy does and failing spectacularly

there's also a big emphasis on sex and intimacy and learning that jeremy will not hurt him but for a good chunk of their time together kevin is actively looking for the conditions with which jeremy's love stands on (none) and trying to find cruelty in jeremy where there is none. so they are having a lovely time :=) i sure hope dropping traumatic past galore jean moreau into their relationship doesn't rock the boat more than it's already been rocked!

anyway!! here's some of my favorite moments so far

Candace Competition

1914. ''I've been trying to get a good scoop all summer long!''

Kevin. ''I voted for you, Kevin''

kevin and colton at hawks dev camp

an impressive overtake by k-mag on charles 🤩