JRWITOBER DAY 28: SLIME(CICLE)

KEEPER CHARLIE YIPPEEEEEE

Void Ted au plus some other stuff!

Hey, you!

Yes, you!

Do you want a story that has some dark themes AND handles them with care? That'll hurt you in only good ways? Put deep aches in your chest that you'll appreciate? Rip your heart out and stomp it to pieces, and you'll thank it?

One that can also make you double over laughing OR freeze up in fear OR jump for joy?

Want a story that always does it damndest to treat its characters' relationships, flaws, strengths, growth, traumas, and shaky paths towards healing with the utmost respect?

Want a story where the biggest gripe you'll have about the ending is that it was an ending and you'll never get to see that universe or those characters again?

Then check out Just Roll With It (aka JRWI), a powerful DnD podcast featuring slimecicle, @condifiction​, @grizzlyplays​, and bizlychannel!

The main ongoing campaign, Riptide, is about a band of unlikely, oddball pirates, trying to make their own way in the world. They’re actually...pretty bad at the whole “being pirates” thing, to be honest.

You can watch it on the Just Roll With It Youtube channel,

or listen on iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, or Podbean!

I say main campaign because they actually run multiple; you can check out the beginnings of the others, too, and they’re actually not all DnD:

Apotheosis is a completed DnD mini-campaign about a trio of godslayers. It’s as sick as it sounds.

Blood in the Bayou is a completed, four-episode Call of Cthulhu mini-series about three friends who reunite in their hometown, unaware of the horrors they’ll soon face. Keeper Slimecicle is Terrifying send help.

Prime Defenders is an ongoing Mutants and Masterminds campaign about a group of young superheroes. The first five episodes of this one are available for free! (But an additional much-beloved character shows up a little later...)

If you like any of what you see/hear from those little bites, you can get the rest (+ even MORE content—for example, an aftershow podcast) on the Just Roll With It Patreon!

MY TAZ AU INFO STUFF :) !!!

ok So . the ipre ! is benchtrio + sbi plus schlatt bc i needed someone to be lich barry :) fuck yea

sooo tommy and wilbur !! are the twins (the brothers) - tommy is taako and wilbur is lup :] - in Their specific dynamic . or smth . as in - no one is like . Fully a character , they have different roles n characteristics (?) from different characters n stuff -- like . tommy isnt Fully like taako , he's just like taako w the twin slash brother stuff - he's kinda more like magnus . Kinda

ranboo ! was the journal keeper :) is a cleric slash wizard (psa - i do Not know Any dnd shit , not rlly . all ik is from taz lmfao -- so if anything is inaccurate to the game , i ,,, dont care) and is a full elf ! theyre shy n nerdy like lucretia n barry , ig

tubbo is a fighter ! the protector of the group (like magnussss) :D !! isss a goat hybrid . idc if its not in dnd shhhush -- beeduo r in a queer platonic relationship :] their relationship's dynamic is similar to barry n lup's - ranboo is like barry and tubbo is like lup !

tommy is a rogueee !!! and is a decent wizard as well ! he's learnin the magics :)) - he excels in transmutation magic , which he learned Purely bc of the prank possibilities . he is Surprisingly good at it (he started learning magic bc of wilbah) -- he is a quarter elf and the rest is human bbyyy (crimeboys r biological brothers)

wilbur is a wizard :) !! (and a lich cough cough) he is learning rogue skills (haha brothers learning each other's skills haha) and is pretty okay at it . doesnt put Too much time into learning it . he is half elf n half human ! he has long pointy ears , while tommy has human sized ears that r a little pointy :)))

phil was the captain of the ipre .! he becomes the director of the bob . he is Maybe tommy n wilbur's bio father - three quarters elf n one quarter human , he is . is a magic man , wizard stuff and cleric . also is good at fighter shit too ! he's the one who erases their memories , like lucretia , w the same motivations n intentions as well :) ! (he asks ran for his journal , and bc he's the captain n ranboo trusts him , ranboo gives him the journal and ,, yea)

techno is phil's assistant in the bob !! lad's a fighter B) uhh . might be part elf or a hybrid or smth , not sure . he's called the wordless one :))) so ig he's Sorta like davenport but also Definitely Not

schlatt is lich barryyy - he's friends with wilbur . is a ram hybrid , and uhhh . is the red robe that appears thruout the arcs n stuff , aka barry . lich barry . yea

now for the more minor ish characters !!!

charlie slimecicle is roswell and instead of clay its slime . i take no arguments fuck u , its perfect

i wanted june to b someone like . correlated to charlie butttt - it ended up being crumb .! ik theyve like . Never interacted , but i feel like the vibes work , so . crumb cuptoast it is

the uhhh prophet lady in refuge is karl . for pretty obvious reasons

errr the main robber guy in refuge (idk) Could be sapnap ? or at least Implied to be sapnap ? bc why not

john slash the hunger isss eret , i think ! n ranboo is the one to talk to xem :))) umm - angus is shroud , bc why not . HURLEY N SLOANE ARE PUFFY N NIKI !!! in that order . its perfect and i take no arguments on that one

karry n killion (btw if i misspell any names then thats my bad But idc . dont point it out bc i literally couldnt give less of a shit lmao) are guqqie n aimsey !!!!! in that order :)))

umm garfield the deals warlock ? i originally made him quackity but for Reasons (that youll know very soon) he is now ted nivision !!!! and leon or whatever (the gachapon guy) is scott smajor . its the vibes , man

i did Not know who to have as johann . so i chose cpk bc he has similar vvvvibes . and uhhh i made sneeg be avi bc i could :)

juaquin is eryn !!!! we love juaquin n eryn in this household

lucas is sam , and moureen (lucas' mom) is ponk !! bc we need sam to want to save someone for crystal kingdom to happen n whatnot

noelle is clementine :) ! n kravitz is quackity . i previously made it clara but ittt just didnt fit well enough for me , so . quackiteeee it was

also the raven queen is ofc , mumza :D

klarg issss ,, henry , i guess .? its kinda eh to me but whatever idk 😭😭 he could just stay as klarg honestly

i made magic brian be billzo bc its funny . magic billzo . (that Does mean he fucking dies but um . L)

btw i had the idea for tommy to have a pet fish , like magnus w steven . and the pet fish would be named clementine and live in a magic sprite bottle (iykyk) But . noelle is clementine and unle -- IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING I GOT THE IDEA OF NOELLE BEING SHELBY NVM NOELLE IS SHELBY SHUBBLE NOW . so clementine in the sprite bottle is real now ig :]

umm - hodgepodge n upsie are both different versions of sam nook - ig sam nook is sorta just . the general base of any ai sam makes for robots - hodgepodge is sam nook: education edition and upsie is sam nook: elevator edition which is Sorta confusing bc when u shorten them its both EE but like . yea (also i realized i could make one of them fran but . i feel like neither fit so ig not)

JENKINS IS JACK MANIFOLD its perfect fuck you .!!!! benchtrio (mainly tommy ,, n tubbo) just harass him on the rockport limited lmfao

jess the beheader is beau (the beheader) !!! and i had graham the juicy wizard be replaced with scar and grian bc i wanted them somewhere in here :))) theyre the Wacky Wizard Duo (tm)

im prob forgetting some characters but errr ehhhh Whateverrrr . um - istus n pan stay the same ! same with fisher and junior :]

also id like to point out that i kept the sapphic rep as sapphic rep in this au as well . bc i think its neat B))) (didnt want to replace the rep with cishet white men shit lmaoo)

nnnnn thats it .!! uhhh - if u have suggestions feel free to give some :)) Constructive criticism , pls ! kk ty for reading B) !!!!!

also have a little additional taz crimeboys doodle for ur troubles , Smile

Slimecicle AKA “five-eyes” Charlie Burgers.

CR 16 N Humanoid

XP 76,800 (if used as npc for encounter) Squole Druid 6 (Urban druid) Slime lord 10

Neutral Good Medium Ooze, humanoid Init +2; Senses Perception +17

AC 35, touch , flat-footed (+2 Dex, +4 shield, +3 deflection, +2 natural, +7 armor) hp 150 (16d8+32)

Fort +15, Ref +12, Will +20

Speed 30 ft. Melee Earthen flail+14 1d10+3+1d6 acid. Ranged Shortbow+15 1d6+2 (with+1 arrows)

Racial Boneless, Blind, Blindsight, Elemental resistance (acid), Humanoid ooze.

Traits Civilized (+1 knowledge local and nobility), Dependent (if you fail a diplomacy check, you are shaken for one hour).

Class features Spontaneous casting (alternate), Nature bond (Community domain), Wild empathy, Lore keeper, Resist temptation, A thousand faces, Ooze whisperer, Summon Ooze (tar jelly, emerald ooze, Ochre jelly, Black pudding), Slime shot 4/day, Acid resistance +5, Amorphous body, Ooze traits. 

Spellcasting CL16 DC19 spells per day 4/7/6/6/6/6/4/4/3

Str 12, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 28, Cha 12

Base Atk +11; CMB +12; CMD +24

Feats Liquefy, Evade grasp, Honed senes, Cosmopolitan - Draconic, Acquan, Knowledge (Dungeoneering), Stealth, Augment summoning, Natural spell, Master crafter, Divine interference.

Skills Climb +5, Craft(Alchemy) +6, Diplomacy +7, Fly +6, Handle animal +5, Heal +13, Knowledge (Dungeoneering) +8, (Geography) +4, (History) +7, (Local) +7, (Nature) +13, (Nobility) +7, Perception +17, Profession(Gambler) +13, Ride +6, Spellcraft +11, Survival +17, Swim +5

Languages Common, Druidic, Draconic, Aquan.

Combat gear Ring of protection+3, Amulet of natural armor+2, Warden of the woods, Slick Darkwood shield+3, Dusty rose ioun stone, Staff of heaven and earth, Corrosive Earthenflail+2, Short bow+1, 50+1 arrows, Headband of inspired wisdom+6, Deliquescent gloves, Robes of resistance+3, Jellyfish cape, Slippers of cloudwalking, Tome of wisdom+2 (used), Bag of holding type II, Wand of summon nature’s ally II, 2 Scrolls of reverse gravity, Ring of jumping, Potions: 4 Cure critical wounds, 2 Meld with stone, 2 Magic fang greater, 4 Protection from energy (fire), Druid’s kit, Alchemist laboratory, 14 GP. 

Background Slimecicle is a really unique slime: he has evolved by observing and absorbing emotional events occurring in Las Nevadas when Quackity decided to build the casino. After a long unspecified time, he gained a sort of human-like sentience although it remained a little meek. Meeting the Big Q changed his world and granted him the understanding on how to be “human”(or at least in part). However, this relationship was cut short as Quackity was betrayed by Purpled and pushed the poor green boy into a lava pool. With a very little time available, Slimecicle said his (apparent) goodbye to to his adoptive father: “Thank you for showing me what it was like to be human. Maybe I almost was.” as he dissipated into lava. After the event, Quackity succeeded at retrieving what was left of him and Charlie went into a coma-like state. At some point, he started to wander, without aim and almost without a thought. He kept going unable to understand his surroundings: a world without form, smell or sound. While traveling, something washed over him like a raging flood of thoughts: “You wish to make a legacy for you and your friend? I can grant this wish. All you have to do is simple: find me. He has already accepted.” Slime, barely conscious, dragged himself over and tumbled down only to find himself changed and again… himself? “Quackity from Las Nevadas? Are you there? Can you dap me up?” But silence was the only answer in the middle of a strange ruined city in the middle of a forest canyon… filled with slimes of all sorts and shapes. “Well, at least i am close to my kindred.” Slimecicle observed the outside, a place unknown to him. “My wish that becomes true? It is something too big bear for one person only…” Suddenly, it came to his mind, the voice said that “he accepted”. Quackity? Someone else? And yes, it was a HUGE burden. A few moments later, he was running outside the ruins across the grass plains. “Wait for me strange voice from nowhere! I am going to lessen that burden from that person, whoever that is he shan’t be alone!” 

BTW i forgot to mention that a slime folk race does not exist on pathfinder original books and this race comes from a 3rd party book:

Remarkable Races: Compendium of Unusual PC Races, Pathway to Adventure Edition. Copyright 2009, Alluria Publishing; Author: J. Matthew Kubisz

Link for the image https://mobile.twitter.com/redtailfins/status/1349947695419465730

Facts about the Deity AU

Godhoods(Oldest To Youngest):

Kristin- Goddess of Death

DreamXD- God Of Creation

GeorgeHD- God Of Revival and Lifeforms

Sapi- God Of Fire and Punishment

Theseus- God of Carnage and War

Ranbo- God of Family and Marriage

Alastair- Deity of Union and Self Acceptance

PurpledVP- God of Entertainment and Valor

Foolish- God of Sea and Sky

WilGold- God of Music and Archery

Nikita- Goddess Of Love and Enrichment

Technoblade- God of Agriculture

KarlJ- God of Time and Memory, Keeper of the Inbetween

QuackityHQ- God of Will and Prosperity

Slimcicl- God of Mobs and Homage

JSchlatt- God of Debates and Alchohol

Godly Prophets(Main Follower/ Friend/ Lover):

Kristin- Philza

DreamXD- Dream(former, DreamXD took away his blessings so now he is a normal mortal)

GeorgeHD- Karl

Sapi- Quackity

Theseus- Technoblade

Ranbo- Tubbo

Alastair- Floris

PurpledVP- Punz

Foolish- Captain Puffy

WilGold- GeorgeHD

Nikita- Alastair

Technoblade- Ranbo

KarlJ- Sapi

QuackityHQ- Slimecicl

Slimecicl- JSchlatt

JSchlatt- WilGold

This will be added onto later and explained in more depth but Prohpets is basically one of the closest relationship you can have

Chapters: 1/2

Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP - Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Karl Jacobs & Wilbur Soot

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Karl Jacobs, Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie | Slimecicle, Hannah | Hannahxxrose (Video Blogging RPF), Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Connor | ConnorEatsPants, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Cara | CaptainPuffy, Foolish Gamers

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Time Travel, Ghosts, Ghost Wilbur Soot, I teeter the Line Between Ghostbur and Alivebur, Alternate Timelines, Future Fic, Happy Ending Exploration, Libraries, Did I Shove My Predictions and Biases Here? Yes. I did., The Crimson Egg has Been Defeated, Paradoxes? Yeah., Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Symphony vs Tale, Legacy vs Freedom, Narrator Uses They/Them for Eret but the Characters Don't Follow This Necessarily, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

The ghost of a composer and a story keeper meet somewhere within the world of impossibilities and have a chat about their lives.

Or the ghost of Wilbur Soot ends up traversing one of Karl Jacobs many tales, one about things soon to come, that is if they're even meant to come for him.

(chapter 1 | chapter 2)