Make a playlist out of your URL
Thanks @viktorniciforov for tagging me 😊
Sooo when I made the playlist the first time I forgot that my url here is transselkie not selkieprince so you get an extra word for free 😅
My rules for this playlist were that the songs had to come from a playlist I’ve been listening to lately and that no artist could be repeated.
Playlist can be found here!
They’re Cheap (I’m Free) - Skate Polly
Romance is Boring - Los Campesinos!
Art School Wannabe - Sorority Noise
Novocaine - The Unlikely Candidates
Stupid Intruders - The Vincent Black Shadow
Sober - FIDLAR
EAT SPIT! - Slush Puppy (feat. Royal & the Serpent)
Labour - Paris Paloma
Keep On Chooglin’ - AJJ
I Got Heaven - Mannequin Pussy
Emily (Rough Mix) - My Chemical Romance
Pine Point - PUP
Rule Number One - Sleigh Bells
I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE - Måneskin
Normalize - Mother Mother
CEASE AND DESIST - Alice Glass
Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - Buzzcocks
I'll tag @faggot-hell and @rtnortherly, if either of you are interested in playing.
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(it would probably work better if I put my Night Vale post under it's own post than the sexymanotd poll)
… the spider’s mechs were very well made, but also very tiny. So it was easy to deal with.
Listeners, here’s something strange, a skeleton, you know, like those commonly found in Old Town, is on the outside of my booth. He seems bored, as most skeletons are. I can’t imagine the existence of being a sentient skeleton. Then again, I suppose that’s all we are, just wrapped in flesh and stuffed with a little bit of straw and bugs.
[paper sliding across desk]
Oh, another red envelope! Must be telling me who this fella is!
[tearing paper]
Ah. Mhm. Okay. So this skeleton is named Sans Undertale. What a unique name! You know Comic Sans is one of my favorite fonts!
This fine skeleton is dressed in a light blue hoodie, black gym shorts, and pink fluffy slippers. Wow! Sans here should be a runaway model, where only the most fashionable people run away in terror. I’d vote for him there.
He now seems to be sleeping, he has eyelids somehow, but I also have eyelids somehow.
You know listeners, come to think of it, this fashionable fella might be my new competition in this “sexyman competition”. Now I can’t compete with his fashion sense, i’m just in the usual radio host garb, plus a cool bleached jean jacket, like The Beatles wore when they all had mustaches, and played on mustaches.
Oh I should put on one of their records later! I love the one wear it’s just Paul McCartney screaming “THIS IS NOT US! THIS IS NOT US! THIS IS NOT US!” and there’s the sounds of fire and shattering glass. A classic!
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And now, The Community Calendar.
On Monday Dark Owl Records will seemingly be on fire, Michelle Nguyen and her girlfriend Maureen will be totally fine about it, and say it’s a statement on the music industry cannibalizing itself. They will be trying to light candy cigarettes with the fire and failing and laughing at people who try to help. The fire will end with the building miraculously being okay.
This Tuesday the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency will be holding a surprise party. Be alert! Prepare for the surprise at any time! Be wracked with paranoia! What was that?!
Wednesday is. It just is. Accept it.
Thursday we will all stare at the sky and smile, until the existential crises set in.
Friday will be worth about $2.67 and a cool rock
Saturday is the city wide Block Party, bring your favorite block and compete in the block race!
Sunday is a limited run NFT worth thousands of dollars initially that will be worthless within about 24 hours.
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Back to our guest in studio. I don’t know what to do about him. He’s still sleeping and it’s rude to wake someone up who’s sleeping.
I’ll tell you what, I’m going to have a nice long think and consider what to do. While I do that, you all can go to the weather.
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Keep on Chooglin - AJJ
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Okay so while the weather played, I talked with Sans. He is genuinely a nice guy and seemed to not be concerned about the whole thing. He didn’t even sign up for the competition, much like me.
So we had a kinship there.
The last of the votes are rolling in as I speak. Sans is still here just giving me a nonchalant thumbs up, which I am returning.
[paper sliding]
Ah, here is the results. This is a bigger envelope than last time, still red though.
Do you want to come in as I read them?
Sans is shaking his head no.
Alright then.
[paper ripping]
It appears I have won listeners. And there’s a Burger King style cardboard crown in here that says “#1 Tumblr Sexyman 2023”. And a $25 gift card to the Burger King in the mall food court.
I might use it if the pythons which infest it are removed, though reportedly, they make some mean burgers. Something to consider.
I can see Sans leaving the studio, with a taller skeleton, I guess this is Papyrus, his brother.
[calling out]
It was nice to chat with you! Consider being a runaway model Sans!
Ah he’s giving a thumbs up.
I think this is a nice ending, though I must say, I think my husband, Carlos, deserves the title of sexyman much more than me.
I will now go to spend some time with my personal sexyman.
Goodnight, Night Vale, goodnight.
(Idea credit to @bigcommunist )
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