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kazzys-wx · 10 months

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Wangxian, mer!wwx, dragon!lwj

Merxian who tries to court dragonji by bringing him fish, caught in his jaws. He’s got a big smile on his face, surely this big of a fish will make lwj his husband!

lwj: Is this for me?

wwx: Mhmm! For gege!

lwj: Thank you.

wwx: ��.Share?

lwj: You want some?

wwx: Please. 🥺

They’re definitely mates now that the dragon has accepted his fish. Merxian is so happy, especially when lwj cooks the fish for them and merxian can eat his husbands delicious cooking! Merxian wishes he knew how to speak the human tongue better so he could give many more compliments to his mate.

wwx: yummy!!

lwj: You liked it?

wwx: Mhm! Husband is good!

lwj freezes, his jaw dropping open by an inch in shock.

lwj: Husband…?

wwx: My husband! 😍😘🥰

lwj: …Then what are you?

wwx tilts his head to the side cutely. wwx’s face splits into a wide grin, showing off his pointy teeth.

wwx: Husbands wife!

#wangxian #mdzs #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #kazzys stuff #mdzs donghua #mermaid #merman #dragons #alternate universe

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kazoosandfannypacks · 4 months

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walkable communities are amazing, btw. my bestie lives halfway around the block from me, and sometimes she'll just show up at my house. and if she needs to take me somewhere and is running late i can just walk over to her house and help her get ready to go. everyone needs this.

#kazzy's diary #i've decided i wanna live within a close distance of my friends and then we can talk with each other and watch each other's kids and stuff #i call it the Rugrats Strategy

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scalproie · 4 months

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"the 3 seconds of hesitation Kaz does before doing the wave-crashing punch on Jin's face" my beloved...

#WHATS IT LIKE SEEING YOUR SON FOR THE FIRST TIME KAZZY?#OR BETTER YET: WHATS IT LIKE SEEING *YOURSELF* IN YOUR SON FOR THE FIRST TIME KAZZY?#man. this game is NOT subtle at all in its message so it feels a bit wrong to read too much into stuff like that but. its there! its there!#tagging later

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free-n-wild · 1 year

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oh sweet sweet Green Lament AU, good to see it back uwu

gotta ask, how did Martin react after the first night with his brother back? Waking up and finding out that, for the first time in who knows how long, the other bed is not empty :3c

Ooo, the first morning's pretty emotional for him I'd imagine! 👀

It takes them a while to get settled in, first of all, since 'Chris' doesn't need to sleep, so the night before he's just—

"I don't need the bed, Martin, I'm not—"

"You're not staying up, that's what haha!! Just lay down and close your eyes, Chris, you'll be asleep in no time :)))"

So 'Chris' does, if only because Martin commanded him to, so he literally just lies there with his eyes closed all night until he hears Martin begin to stir.

And oh man, when Martin wakes up that morning... In typical angst fashion he either thought everything was a dream or he'd forgotten what he'd done the previous night, so when he sets eyes on the other bed only to see his little brother actually looking back at him, there's a moment where Martin freezes bc he has to process everything before he's suddenly lurching up to pull Chris into a hug because "you're actually here..." :')

So in other words, delusional man's gonna delusion <3

#the others are probably uncomfortable with having zach's tech so close to them all night meanwhile martin has the best sleep he's had #in a long time because his little bro's finally where he's supposed to be :3c #but yeah that morning's a bag of mixed emotions for them all that's for sure <3 thanks for the ask btw kazzy ily!!#wild kratts #martin kratt #chris kratt #green lament au #my stuff #asks

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kazzykatt · 1 year

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@cero-sleep so i read the whole Fever Dream tag and got a little inspired :3c

#kazzy dibuja #im weakkk for mirror stuff owo #it was gonna be a paper doodle only but #it was easier to draw with the mouse than ftry to do it on paper kdsghskdjg #tan complejos los diseños pero estan chidosssssss #me gusta me gusta yes yes

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gongedtornado · 5 months

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h*zbin/h*lluva enjoyers fuck off from my page plz 🙏

#like im so fucking sorry?#youre telling me the scene that depictd angel’s abuse *in detail* was storyboarded by a pr0shit? /srs #‘oh but what about the sa victims who-‘ im also an sa victim but god forbid any of them talk about it without being spoken over right?#what makes it worse about that scene is the storyboard artists *ships* angel with his abuser. do you not see whats wrong with that.#i genuinely dont understand how anyone defends this show or the people working on it anymore. you guys are fucking weird #kazzy complains #rant #EDIT: YOU MEAN TO FUCKING TELL ME TO MY FACE #THE STORYBOARD ARTIST THEMSELVES HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY ‘Im not an SA survivor. but-‘#okay not word for word but paraphrased . essentially the same shit #IM JUST GONNA OUTRIGHT SAY IT.#(directed at raphielle) ACTUALLY GO KILL YOURSELF.#‘yeah its an r word ship not a p word ship get it right’ KILL YOURSELF #cw kys #cw sa mention #‘representation’ MY FUCKING ASS. the storyboard artist literally wasnt a victim themselves #to clarify im not saying you *have* to be a victim to be able to write about that kind of stuff .#however . there are right and wrong ways to represent it

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weekly-kazzie · 1 year

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in the end i couldn't think of anything so um

here's to one year of this account!

#if anyone has suggestions for stuff i could do for a more proper celebration please lemme know!#kazuma asogi #kazuma asougi #asougi kazuma #tgaa #the great ace attorney #dgs #dai gyakuten saiban #daily kazzie bank 📷#i already posted today but shhhhhh

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kingofbr00klyn · 2 years

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I got tagged by @kazoosandfannypacks to list 10 of my favourite characters from 10 different fandoms! Thank you so much for the tag Kazzy. So without further ado;

1.) Nick Radel (Bandstand)

2.) James Wesley (Daredevil)

3.) Darkiplier (A Heist with Markiplier/Markiplier)

4.) Dick Winters (Band of Brothers)

5.) Claude Faustus (Black Butler)

6.) Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

7.) Cassandra (Tangled the Series)

8.) Jack Thompson (Agent Carter)

9.) Spot Conlon (Newsies 1992)

10.) Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)

No specific tags, anyone can join!

#take a shot for every character who is either dead or a villain #i think I have a type #the temptation to just have all the characters be from different Markiplier projects #it’s so difficult thinking of all the different fandoms I’m in or just like the stuff I like #this is a pain to do #✨snazzy kazzy✨#shut up connor

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kurtismcilroy · 4 months

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Hey for all the people who follow me for the agere content, I'm kind of on an ant man kick (still a big fan of tom ofc!!) so I was wondering, if I make anything to do with agere ant man would that be okay?

(Tagging some moots that have agere accs but you don't have to vote ^^) @tinysharkzz @lokidips @eyluvu @yummy-littlespace @kazzy-boo-baby @aew-kun-age-regression @geekgirl-33

#ant man #marvel ant man #ant man marvel #ant man mcu #scott lang #scott lang ant man #marvel age regression #marvel agere #fandom agere #fandom age regression #sfw interaction only

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azzifudd · 7 days

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I fear some anons are taking the Kazzi thing a little TOO far now😭 Kate is probably one of the most loved rookies at the moment

i gotta hope that people who are sending me anons know where i Really stand on the kazzi stuff lmaoo it's all silly fun to me

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crimson-catalyst · 17 days

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most physically fucked-up character design? i know you have a lot of boys who are goofed up in a LOT of different ways (affectionate <3), but does anyone take the cake even by your standards?

(context)

i mean it HAS to be Oleander, right?? i dont think i even have anyone quite as tricky to draw he's that messed up anatomically hahaha. he's actually my second attempt at conjoined bodies bc i couldnt draw the first one. Sonata and Shelley are probably pretty close behind in that they have literal patchwork flesh held together by permanent staples but they're otherwise fairly normal. ooor maybe Oliver because. he has scarf for arms and chest zipper. forever. how do you clean that

i think it could be argued that conceptually, Kazzie's extremely messed up too; constantly attaching spare bones to their body and with the ability to manipulate them? including the ones actively inside them?? but their design is presented in a way that it's aesthetically pleasing and not.... freaky. i think they'd be way WAY worse irl LOL

tbh i have a lot of guys who are kinda jacked up but its Normal for them (rye, the japhets) and a LOT who have endured some pretty fucked up body stuff to get to where they are but look fine now (clarion, ikoria), but that's more of a meta sense...

#ask game #tbh ive had a few concept characters here and there that are Pretty Fucked Up but i rarely draw em haha #also many of my nephs are a Little fucked up but not a lot fucked up u know #i just really like fucked up guys #shoutout to every single one of my ocs that goes through a traumatic transformation over the course of their lives or story LMAO #deer out here getting all their favorites talked about. smh gaming the system /j

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kazzys-wx · 10 months

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wangxian modern au where lwj and wwx are neighbors, and one day when lwj is watering his lawn in the front, wwx comes back from the grocery store and gets so distracted by his hot neighbor in a white t-shirt thats stretching over all his muscles that wwx rams into their trash cans while trying to park in the drive way.

lwj see’s all of this happen.

wwx or course is mortified and ducks his head down, his face on fire from embarrassment. Did he really just do that in front of his hot as shit neighbor!?

Lwj however, thinks it’s amusing seeing his neighbor (that he’s been noticing for some time now) get so embarrassed. Of course, lwj is gonna offer to help him clean up, but first he wants to see wwx all flustered.

#mdzs #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan zhan #wei ying #kazzys stuff #mo dao zu shi #modern au

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kazoosandfannypacks · 3 months

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but sir, that's my emotional support mildly problematic old television show.

#kazzy's diary #this is about the muppet show btw #every now and then it's like 'oh btw here's some stuff we didn't realize was racist at the time but now we know better' and i'm like 👍#okay but the one with homophobic gonzo was LITERALLY the funniest episode of all time

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kaz-identified · 9 months

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houseofmcallister presents...

The Kaz-Identified Master Post / McAllister Introduction

A definitive breakdown of all of my fics, as well as my important links and some information about me.

some of these are on my main account, houseofmcallister. some of these are on my ko-fi. they're all my work though. not every work of mine is on here cause some of them deserve to rot.

five bells are ringing (oh, birds have been singing) - five bells, coco and the butter fields ^ kaz's favorite song of all time

kazzy's requests are: OPEN! find rules here!

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go. I wanna be sedated.

Series Masterlists

A Wolf Walks Into An Apartment Masterlist In which five or so highly powerful Guardians are forced to adapt to their new friend, the Young Wolf. Genre - Comedy Rating: 13+ (Swearing, mentions of drug use, sexual humor, inappropriate language, existential ponderings) Created by houseofmcallister media with the aid of friends

Said to the devil, devil do you like drums?

Drabbles Recommended Work:

Field Patch Uldren x Young Wolf (Canon Divergent Timeline - House of Wolves) In which wounds, and bad attitudes, are treated. Genre - Fluff Rating: 13+ (Inappropriate language, mention of injury) notes: ko-fi exclusive!

No grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her.

One Shots

Recommended Work:

Do or Drown Crow x Young Wolf In which confessions are shared. Genre - Fluff Rating: 13+ notes: Author's personal favorite.

I'm the ruler of everything, in the end.

OC Lorebooks

Recommend Entry:

Mine and Mine Alone Young Wolf Howling

For he has cast down Leviathan, the tyrant, and horse and rider

Original Works

Risky Gamble Sunset Chasers The Gambler, Last Outrider Arcadian of the Dawn Riders' introduction In which a fool opens her mouth and it almost gets her killed Genre - Fantasy Rating: 16+ (Inappropriate language, references to sexual content) notes: the first piece in my original series, Sunset Chasers

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!

About the author!

Hi! I'm the guy writing those pretty words for all of you!

I'm Shepard, or Kaz on here I suppose. Why the difference? Uh... I don't know. Blog name I guess. Kaz is a nickname a dear friend gave me. Short for Kazzymandias. Or, if you aren't sure, just call me McAllister!

At time of writng, I'm 18 years old. I'm a freshman at Xavier University, studying film! I like writing, as you can tell... and when I grow up, I'm gonna work at Bungie!

I like media in general but a highlight of the hits (my favorites) TV Shows: Pysch, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Frazier, King of the Hill, and a lot of old Nickelodeon stuff... Anime: Jujutsu Kaisen, Blue Exorcist, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun... Movies: Hot Fuzz, Baby Driver, Mission: Impossible, Man From U.N.C.LE., A lot of action movies I can't remember... Music: Coco and the Butterfields, My Chemical Romance, Powerwolf, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Twisted Sister, Sabaton, Hozier, Johnny Cage, Insane Clown Posse, Tally Hall, Eazy-E, Eminem... Games: Destiny, Call of Duty, Overwatch, Assassin's Creed, Persona 5, Tomb Raider...

Now here's some rapid fire funfacts.

My favorite president is Ulysses S. Grant cause I did a project on him in second grade! My designated technology color is white! My favorite color is green, pink is a close second! My favorite sport is football! I love the Cowboys, I'm from Dallas, sue me. And I'm a big Bengals fan! I fence! Not well, but still! I was a Girl Scout! My favorite subject is history! I'm actually not a very good English student!

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Questions I get asked about my work.

Q: Do you take requests? A: I do! On my ko-fi for speedier answers and here on tumblr to be answered when I have time!

Q: Who's your Guardian? A: Faolan! She's the Young Wolf I default to in most fics.

Q: How do you write so well? A: It's partially natural talent, I've been writing since, and I am not joking here, I was three years old and first learned to speak. But mostly it's just a lot of reading and watching to find out things I like and then using those skills. And it's also a lot of practice! I write all the time, on my notes app, in my friend's DMs, on tumblr, whenever, wherever. Persistence is the key to any skill!

Q: Do you write for other fandoms? A: Not at the moment! But eventually.

When they lay me down to die, going up to the spirit in the sky!

Questions I get asked about me as a person.

Q: Do you have a partner in real life? A: No! Believe it or not, I've never even had a crush in real life! I'm not really big on romance. Ironic, I know. Q: Who's your favorite character? A: In all of fiction? Eli Monpress. But my like, number one hehehoo <3 character is Dante Sparda. I like my men very cocky and a little stupid.

Q: Favorite song? A: Five Bells by Coco and the Butterfields!

Q: Favorite trope? A: Friends to lovers is my bread and butter.

Q: Favorite game? A: Destiny. But besides that, I like Ghostwire Toyko!

Q: Favorite book? A: The Twistrose Key by Tone Almhjell!

Q: Favorite genre? A: Action-adventure! Especially the funny ones!

Q: Favorite TV show? A: Pysch! It totally influenced how I write comedy and talk.

Q: Favorite author? A: Can I be boring and say Shakespeare and Tolkien? They're the reason I write like I do.

Q: Favorite musical artist? A: Coco and the Butterfields! But Powerwolf is a close second.

Q: What's your username mean? A: Kaz-Identified was just a whim, there's no real meaning behind it. Houseofmcallister is a joke on my last name and old nobility.

Q: Any advice for writers? A: Practice! It's the only way to improve.

Give me a shot to remember! And you can take all the pain away from me!

And that's it! Wow, that's a lot of words!

So now you know me! Yay!