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itzmoonies · 2 months
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I tried the Kazhua workout and I expected to have 11 abs already.
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prettymindset111 · 2 years
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LOVE YOU SO MUCHH 😭😭😭😭😭 I LITERALLY ENTERED THE VOID LAST NIGHT AFTER MONTHS OF TRYING LITERALLY I JUST DID UR CHALLENGE AND OMG ILY ILY ILY ILY THANK YOU U CHANGED MY LIFE TY FOR EXISTING UR LITERALLY MY FAIRY GODMOTHER 😭 I manifested so much shi literally but here’s my main manifestations that I wanted for so long and all thanks to you I got it all AGHH ILYSM thankful for eternity
I got my
desired face ( im so pretty I cried for an hour )
perfect body ( manifested kazhuas washboard abs )
perfect school life + revised grades, 100% on every test I take from no one with no studying ( ILY SM FOR THIS MY FUTURE IS SET )
sm cute clothes in my closet and my body is so perfect now I felt so confident .
femme fatale shi
my sp !!! 💋 ( and revised him into being super sweet and not a jerk )
popularity
a pretty voice in general and for singing
dance skills
pro at basketball
being an all rounder
having a secret fanbase
entering the void within 2 min of sleeping as in i fall asleep in 2 min an I wake up in the void
you literally changed my life and you deserve so much 😽
aww thank you cutie !! have an amazing lifetime . i’m glad it helped.. but you did the work so it’s all you babes…. i’m so happy 4 u .
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solarwoniii · 1 year
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kazhua as your girlfriend - le serrafim
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compliments compliments compliments - about the most random things too LMFAO like u cld be giving her a hug and then she just smells your hair and is like 'woah ur hair smells so good y/n' HELPPPEPEPEP but she would also say sweet rizzy things like calling you beautiful and and telling you how amazing you are at everything
she gets so excited for you when you achieve things LIKE IK YALL SAW HER SCREAMING OVER YUNJINS BILLBOARD shes probably more happy for you than you are yourself AND SHE WILL NOT REFRAIN FROM SHOWING YOU OFF TO LITERALLY EVERYONE
tying your shoelaces / taking off your heels after a night off - lol this is so specific but i do feel like she will go on her knees for you WHENEVER. and shell be so casual ab it too like you'll just be walking and then she'll stop and say 'oh babe ur shoelaces are untied wait' and then does them. AND THE HEELS??? girl she is whipped for you she will help you get completely unready
BEGS YOU to buy matching things with her, like socks, earrings, necklaces, clothes ANYTHING. u guys definitely have promise rings which you wear everywhere (crying) she claims that 'she just likes cute things and that's why shes so obsessed with you'
maybe she acts serious on stage, but she is most playful girlfriend ever. the type to perform stupidly smart 'knock knock' jokes on you and roll on the floor laughing when you fall for them.
makes sure your contact name stands out the most in her phone LMFAO LIKE I KNOW SHE PUT LIKE A MILLION HEARTS AT THE END OF YOUR NAME JUST FOR THE SAKE OF DOING IT
her texts are so random too it'll be two in the morning and shell send you the most out of pocket tiktoks LMFAOOO 'baby what is this' 'idk it just reminded me of u n me <3' 'this is literally a video of shrek and fiona dancing' 'yea and ur my fiona 💗' 'pls go to sleep zuha' 'ok sorry love u goodnight'
buys really weird food to try with you HAAHHAAHHA finds it so cute and funny the way your face scrunches up at the taste and loves laughing with you about it after
is the most loveable weirdo and is so obsessed with you that she will literally chase you to the ends of the earth <33 you are her one and only and she wants to be yours more than she wants anything else.
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Same anon with vine boom sfx ask, I got another one xD hope u dont mind
Okay so while I was reading through the tags and replies of the language post i got reminded of a memory. Everyone knows the russian words 'cyka blyat' but as someone whose country is full of bilinguals/trilinguals I see a different word with the same letters used that is bad and I have to take a double-take.
Basically reader who is still learning teyvatian language (bear with me), stumbles across a sign (a shop, a random sign, etc.), sees an english bad word, SUS moment only to find its a harmless, innocent teyvatian word mistaken as an english one.
(If you ask the twins they would either slowly but surely die of laughter or wheeze so bad they have to be revived. Cue other characters of your choosing wheezing as well or turned into the equivalent of Windows XP shut-down jingle)
(This happens to me so many times ever since I searched up random words from random languages and seeing my country's equivalent, imagine the chaos reader would unleash. The twins mught az well be wheezing ghosts---)
YES UR BACK YES HI HELLO WELCOME AGAIN🎉
(subliminalmessagingspspspspscometomeaskscomepspspsps)
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There's so much ✨️ room ✨️ for language chaos and genshin
(Like it was a creative idea to make them have theyre own language, bc u kno international audience/diff language settings all the time)
oh the old, 🤨 "what is that?" sus look from someone who speaks multiple languages when they see smth that looks/sounds like a cuss word/slur but in actuality means some shit like "cheese"
Yeah as i think about it more and more, as soon as ANY language shenanigans happen (blunt speech, ppl dont speak ur lang, etc) aint no way the traveler is makin it out alive
Like, realistically, only ppl like Kazhua could travel with yall consistently, so like him, the traveler, and kuni (im sick of typing out scaramouche so itll either be kuni/scara/lil meow meow/bbygirl from now on)
Are all in the line of fire.
They're abt to gets abs (if they didnt already have them) from how hard theyre laughing all the time
Omfg imagine walking thru like main street in Liyue or Inazuma city and the slur/cuss word mistranslation is like a common word 😭
All the shop signs or like banners or restaurant menus (like u kno how they put them outside?) as u go down the street is just
"Flower *slur*(shop)"
"Beauty fuck"
"Ass Bakery"
LMAO oh how the turn tables-
Now they cant stop laughing at ur reactions
Yeah the traveler at least is like in physical pain bc they have to be around u all the time so everything funny happens to/around them 💀 RIP ur traveling partners
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Thank you for the ask!!
You're always welcome to come back again!! I love to see it :D !!!
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