#kafka pls come home
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the way i finished this in a day just to manifest kafka to come home to me… ajjwhriworkjgms
anyways i wish u guys all a winning 50/50 and a kafka apprearing infront of ur screen!!
#honkai star rail fanart#honkai star rail#hoyoverse#mihoyo#hsr#hsr kafka#kafka#kafka honkai star rail#kafka fanart#art#digital art#illustration#kafka pls come home#im begging#on my knees#prayign
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blade + that one parks and rec meme to bring him home ;w;
#good luck to all us blade wanters !! may we get 7 of him in one 10 pull 😌#my lil red flag vengeance tragedy pookie pls come home im a dan heng + IL + jing yuan + jingliu main just for u :)#honkai star rail#hsr#blade#hsr blade#kafka#hsr kafka#silver wolf#hsr silver wolf#jing yuan#hsr jing yuan#jingliu#hsr jingliu#hsr dan heng#dan heng
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me: *pulling for kafka*
himeko: hello there
me: ...lil mad you're not kafka, but you're cool so I'll take it
*~20 pulls later*
kafka: *busts down express doors* so, where's my wife?
me: were you just waiting?
kafka: :)
#gonna rant here#at this point gacha is encouraging me to be a lesbian#like every man i pull for? sorry sweety hard pity for you#women? COMING FOR MY FUCKING THROAT AT ANY CHANCE#off the top of my head i got yelan ayaka ganyu and yelan again#who might i add is the ONLY 5* con i have#meanwhile mouchie took my 50/50 and then ~70 pity#im pretty sure i only got diluc after losing cynos 50/50#and i still cant get tighnari to come home#itto is the only man thats ever let me win a 50/50 so he is best boy of all time/hj#pls let that be a trend for geo boys cause im waiting on zhongli now#i mean gorou managed to c4 or 5 himself so hoping hes good luck#honkai star rail#himeko#kafka#yes its not a genshin post on the genshin blog. i make the rules and i wanna ramble
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ONLY 2 DAYS TO GO UNTIL KAFKA, I'M GOING TO DO CARTWHEELS!!!!1!!
I know the violin goes in the other hand, but it was too late when I realized GG
#kafka#honkai#honkai star rail#honkai fanart#hsr#kafka hsr#my art#PLS KAFKA COME HOME#THIS IS MY TRIBUTE FOR YOU TO COME HOME
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Kafka sacrifice so that she may come home…
#genshin impact#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#kafka honkai star rail#hsr jing yuan#hsr fanart#hsr#hsr kafka#honkai fanart#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#pls come home
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I STILL CANT GET JINGLIU!/&2@:&;&:&;72!4!;@—;!!:!:!:!!:@ AAAAAAAAA IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYY
#honkai star rail#jingliu#come home to me jinglie pls#let me team you up with Kafka so I can die happily#PLS PLS PLS HOYO LET ME HAVE JINGLIU ALREAD#desperate#anxious
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live reaction of hoyoverse pointing and laughing at me
#KAFKA?????#MA’AM??????#AKIRA#LEAVE ME ALONE#RHEY ARE LITERALLY MOCKING ME RN……#EARLY AND ON 50/50#TWICE#yo she wants me so bad ….#i just wanted ONE copy of serval#now i have e1 kafka and still no serval 😭😭😭😭😭#SERVAL PLS COME HOME I HAVE GEPARD PLS#i’m not building her#not now at least#she needs to be punished for this shenanigans#it’s literally my fault for pulling but i didn’t expect her to appear ?????#so early ???????
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guys you don't get it.
I'm so ready for kafka
y'all don't. understand how much I'm crying.
for. for pretty single deadbeat rich mother assassin lady
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wowie!!! I wish I had blade.
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My bestie streamed her genshin pulls..it was a disaster 😔
#she didnt get baizhu or kaveh#her candace is now c6 😭😭#she asked if i was gonna pull too but i was like nah im saving for fontaine#my other friend is insanely lucky for some reason#he literally got 3 5 stars in hsr one was from standard with less than 20 pulls#and with genshin he managed to pull amos bow the day before ganyus banner today 💀💀#when will it be our turn 😔#blade?? jing yuan?? kafka?? pls come home in less than 30 pulls (im reaching ik)
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I did not get Kafka. I am once again going to search every nook and cranny of star rail for jades, why must you make me suffer so
#aria rants#LOSING MY MIND#why must all my faves have to be DRAGGED HOME KAFKA CMERE ALRDY#the pains of f2p really it is a suffering plane of patience and perseverance#and i am once again back in grinding hell goddammit#i had to save 15k jades for luocha yall#i had to drag him back FORECEFULLY AND I COULDNT EVEN GET HIS LC#i love bronya with all my heart#she came home on my first 10 pull so now im guaranteed a kafka#but i have like 40 pity and kafka i swear pls dont take 40 more to come home#I DONT HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES TO GET 40 PULLS' WORTH OF JADES IN 20 DAYS#I CANT DO MOC MY ONLY BUILT CHARACTER IS A HEALER
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" 𝐀𝐌 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓? "
ft. jingliu, shenhe, n kafka - requested by anon !!
sypnosis - they try to copy your accent but fail
warnings - gn!reader, reader w/ an accent, shenhe's is kinda longer than the others, slight violence in kafka's
JINGLIU. 🤍
"jingliu," you called out, your beautiful voice echoing across the room to where she was in the kitchen, to what seemed like she was taking forever in because you just taught her how to cook.
"yes?" she spoke back to you, her raspy voice catching you off guard once again.
"how long are you going to be taking in there, ma'am?" you scolded, to which you did not expect her to respond to you with -
"how long are you going to be taking in there?" mocking your exact words, except she used your accent.
...to which she failed miserably.
you couldn't help but let out a chuckle, because firstly, jingliu isn't the type of woman to be acting like this, and secondly, she used your accent.
you couldn't lie however, because her voice did sound pretty well doing it, but she failed nonetheless.
...
"so are you done laughing?"
and ever since that day, you had to teach her how to correctly speak in your accent, which surprisingly didn't even take that long to teach her for.
SHENHE. 🤍
shenhe began shyly walking up to you, to which you were confused by.
ever since you two entered the restaurant, she's been incredibly nervous for what ever reason she had going on in her brain.
she wasn't usually this nervous, except for the time that she had to pull you out of the water, but then xiao had to come and save you eventually.
after that day, she's began to become more of a confident woman in front of you, despite her stoic demeanor.
regardless of her attitude sometimes, referring to how she got moody when she was tired, you loved her.
...and she loved you, of course. your accent too.
so as you both are peacefully sitting down waiting for the waitress to come over to you both after it felt like she was teasing you two by looking your way every time she was serving somebody else, shenhe randomly decided to speak -
"hey, [name]," she began, to which you turned your head to her, eager to hear what she has to say after not talking for a while.
"err... you know i love your voice, yes?" she nervously continued, to which you nodded and gave her a gentle smile, "well, uhm, can i try..."
"speaking in your accent for you?" to which she began her words in your exact tone of your accent, which caught you completely off guard to how miserably she failed at doing it.
nonetheless, you couldn't help but smile at her, trying your hardest not to laugh before giving her a quick peck on her cheek.
all of a sudden, she wasn't that shy anymore, and after months passed by, she got used to using your accent more often when she got home from work to see you.
KAFKA. 🤍
ever since blade decided to visit you both, she could not stop flirting with you.
it felt as if she was trying to prove to blade that you belonged to her, not him.
she was pretty possessive.
it didn't surprise you, though, after all the times that she's gotten notified by either blade or silver wolf that you were in danger.
...which usually ended off with her violence towards the enemies that were harassing you.
anyway, today, blade was at your house, to which he had to watch over silver wolf who was rummaging around you and kafka's shared house, unsurprisingly.
when all of a sudden, as soon as silver wolf walked through the door, you heard a familiar voice speak in an unknown tone with words such as -
"welcome, welcome, make yourself at home," she paused, "me and [name] are going somewhere beautiful, i treat them the best as always."
the random flirting that she performed caught you off guard, but not completely when you heard her talking in your accent, to which your cheeks started abruptly forming into a shade of red, and you didn't know if it was from embarrassment or kafka's tone.
@sugarmouchie do not copy/translate/repost my works on other platforms, thank you 🤍
#valentine’s works 🎀#kafka x reader#jingliu x reader#shenhe x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact x you#genshin x you#honkai star rail x you#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x you#hsr x reader
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At this point I might have to ask Ruan Mei for child support money 😔 I'm so obsessed with collecting them Ruan Mei pls come home the kids (and me) miss you RARRAR
ARE THESE PLUSHIES ALL YOURS???
OHMYGOD. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY SOLD THE CRITTERS AS PLUSHIES 😨 I NEED THE KAFKA ONES NOW.
Also, is that the chibi Ruan Mei plush I see? 👀
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am now VERY curious about your kafstel baseball AU pls share your thoughts
omg i got very excited stood up and got on my laptop just to reply... ok so:
the idea essentially is that kafka, a senior, is a writer for the college's journalism association
the type that's super into drama (shes just a nosy bitch) and can just p much get anything out of anyone.
shes renowned for her ability to ruin social reputations etc, its not that shes entirely disliked, but alot of her writing can come off as "exaggerated" but as kafka says it, "I'm only ever being honest."
she also has beef with himeko, one of the managers for the college's baseball team. they go way back, highschool nemesis !!
kafka also wanted to leave wt a bang so why not shit on ur nemesis amirite
anyway, theres been rumors of paying off other school teams to win because the team cannot be just THAT good (they were average before now they're just winning left and right) i guess but it is just rumors.
stelle, a junior, on the other hand is just THAT good of a batter, shes been the star player ever since she joined and no one knows anything about her
like sports anime, shes that one baseball prodigy.
picked it up a few times as a kid once and never played seriously till she had to join something in her 3rd yr of college for "something to do".
march recruited her! (like "girl its been 3 yrs and u have done nothing other than go home and play video games online can u atleast touch grass" "hey no, i work out" "and u do it ALONE i never get to see u :(")
stelle in general isn't playing to win most of the time but she enjoys seeing everyone happy when they win.
other than that, the baseball team is made up of, the astral express crew oh and pom pom is the mascot
the journalism association is well, the stellaron hunters crew
and that's pretty much everything i have noted down!
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Kafka 💗✨🕸️
I love you pls come home my queen i grinding for u-
btw base from this bp icon:
#flowery draws#honkai star rail#honkai fanart#honkai star rail fanart#kafka#hsr kafka#hsr fanart#might upload speedpaint/timelaspe here? mayybe#kafka dinner party
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hoyoverse men as songs on my playlist (pls dont take these seriously)
A LOT ⎯ 21 savage
"how much money you got? (a lot)
how many problems you got? (a lot)
how many people done doubted you? (a lot)
left you out to rot? (a lot)
how many pray that you flop? (a lot)
how many lawyers you got? (a lot)
how many times you got shot? (a lot)"
childe. jing yuan. alhaitham. diluc. blade.
they have problems and they have opps. they are also rich as fuck and they prob have a ton of lawyers. and they have definitely been shot. idk.
CARDIGAN ⎯ don toliver
hotter than the sauna, i met her at salata
bought lil' baby prada, she popped it for the dollar
don't stick around, you should save yourself (save yourself)
but you can hit my phone if you need some help (needed some help)
lyney. wanderer. ayato. sampo.
yeah u really shouldn't stick around. like yikes. run? maybe? just kidding! even if he's a little sus he is hot as freakkkkkk (sampo).
MIRRORBALL ⎯ TAYLOR SWIFT
hush
when no one is around, my dear
you'll find me on my tallest tiptoes
spinning in my highest heels, love
shining just for you
barbara (she's not a man but i feel like she fits yk??). kaveh. also lyney. neuvillette.
um are y'all okay???? like... they are going through it. it is okay to be messy.
BEST I EVER HAD ⎯ DRAKE
sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
that's when you're the prettiest, i hope that you don't take it wrong
you don't even trip when friends say, "you ain't bringin' drake along?"
you know that i'm workin', i'll be there soon as i make it home
cyno. itto. luka. thoma???
you guys found urself a good one. mmmmmf. one of my fav drake songs. u the fucking best u the fucking best u the fucking best.
KISS ME THRU THE PHONE ⎯ SOULJA BOY
baby, you know that i miss you, i wanna get with you tonight
but i cannot, baby girl, and that's the issue
girl, you know i miss you, i just wanna kiss you
but i can't right now
so, baby, kiss me through the phone (kiss me through the phone)
gepard. childe again (he just gives off the vibes). heizou. kaeya.
what little cuties. except for heizou he's ugly.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
FASHION KILLA ⎯ A$AP ROCKY
my bitch a fashion killa, she be busy poppin' tags
she got a lotta prada, that dolce & gabbana
i can't forget escada, and that balenciaga
ningguang. herta. fu xuan. kafka. lisa. yae miko. yelan.
read the lyrics and tell me that these women don't come to mind immediately.
PAIN 1993 ⎯ DRAKE & PLAYBOI CARTI.
i just want everyone to listen to this song.
LOLL i got bored so i wrote this.
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