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dinoserious · 24 days
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some sort of lizard i think
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brookiidookiii · 3 months
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gave them pjs for funsies
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despairforme · 1 month
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What do you think about inviting ALL your friends to come over for once? You have a lot different people stuck around you, it would be interesting to see them together, wouldn't it?
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Holy fuck. That would be a whole ass PARTY, wouldn't it? You'd be surprised to learn just how many friends Nnoitra actually had. Some were "closer" friends than others. All of them were quite different. The only thing they ALL had in common was that they treated him nicely. Whether or not Nnoitra treated them nicely... That was up for debate. At least there had to be something about him that they liked, seeing as they kept hanging out with him. He had never thought about inviting them all over at the same time. It would be a long invite list...
Ikkaku ( @yperifaneia )
Sasaharu ( @nvrcmplt )
Adelha ( @adelha-mathilde )
Agatha ( @fiorserpen )
Emily ( @aemiliiu-remade )
Emil ( @someidioticurl )
Greaves ( @waveringiridescence )
Sakura ( @sakura-rpblog )
These were people he'd known for a good while, OR he'd spent so much time with that he considered them friends of his. He could expand this list to include more people too. People who he hadn't spent that much time with, but who'd been friendly with him, and who he might become friends with, in time. He should feel lucky that he DID have that many friends in the first place, and even more people who he could become friends with.
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The second person in my life told me that I haven't ended up in a serious relationship by now bc I cared about my friendships too much and all I heard was:
You gotta stop. You are friending too much. Your platonic love is too tough. They gonna kill you.
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fore-seer · 5 months
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it occurs to me ive never finished a real playthrough of awakening that wasn’t like. for the support log or constructing a main file where i cap everyone’s stats and break the game. i’ll admit all the grinding was kinda fun for me but i’m very excited to experience this game without doing all that
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maraschinotopped · 8 months
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i went to a state fair today!!!!!!!! god it was really fun. i didnt buy much but i got a cute cat necklace + a knitted squid keychain..... also my whimsy and charming aura won out so much that i literally got a little terrarium that one of the stalls was using as decoration. for free. (the lady running the stall said it was because she didnt want to bring it home with her.. i just think its kinda funny that she chose me in particular. because she wasnt like actively offering to people. it seemed like she just kinda realized she didnt want it and gave it to me instead lol. i am just sososo charming <3 people love me <3 <3)
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mothram · 8 months
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kimmkitsuragi · 1 year
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posting this myself to say this is exactly the kind of music ive been listening in the past few months so i will listen to him more lol
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elle555 · 6 months
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astrology observations for funnnnn on the mars signs
gemini mars can be very spontaneous and get distracted from what they want to achieve or easily change their minds and passions in life
sagittarius mars and capricorn will or try too learn from their past mistakes so they don’t make the same errors again while trying to get something done
taurus mars is slow and practical with their goals just like virgo and capricorn can be but they all can do it in private
I think having aquarius mars are mainly trying to pin their goals into humanity and what I mean by that is they only have some for themselves but mainly have alot they want to achieve involving EVERYONE
any water mars take action quickly but they don’t announce it because they genuinely believe not everyone needs to know your achievements and accomplishments
12h mars are very drained and passive aggressive when taking action or if they even chose to at that point , mostly they don’t have the energy for that
1H mars will try to take everything in all at once they’ll try to bite off more than they can chew and that can make them stress out and anxious
5H or aries mars will or may have a desire to express themselves with dance , karate , or any type of physical activity
mercury-mars people will say whatever, whenever and they most likely won’t think or feel and for doing so
scorpio mars are secretive abt their true intentions or at least they can be , they will give the details that are necessary for them
cancer mars will mostly be very passionate and deep about something or someone they love they truly feel everything they say
virgo mars I think will try to be prestigious and analytical before taking action they’re mostly the “it’ll come into the light type of people”
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moumouton4 · 10 months
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having an itachi brainrot so i was wondering if i could request an itachi and fem reader nsfw where you two are recording a sex tape and at first he’s super shy and timid but once he gets comfortable he starts to praise you to the camera etc I NEED IT PLEASE
Imagine Recording A Sex Tape || Itachi Uchiha x fem!reader
A/n : I almost didn't write it. But then I thought about it and fuck it was so good in the end ! Thank you so much for the request ! I hope you'll like it 🌹
Warnings : sex tape, penetrative sex, missionary, cowgirl, praising, vanilla sex, rough sex, mention of urges, bredding kink, mention of masturbation, 18+ READERS ONLY and wrap it before you tap it
Masterlist ⚜
I don’t give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblogue it
Word count : 1477
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You got the idea a little while ago when you were reading the last volume of Icha Icha
Since then each time you pleasured yourself or went at it with your boyfriend you couldn’t help but think what if you had put a camera there to record you
I mean it was a way of keeping memories right ? You’d just have to hide them really well for no one stumbling on the proof of your intimacy by accident
From the beginning you knew it wasn’t something he’d easily be comfortable with or accept
I mean he is overall really vanilla and reserved. He's not very adventurous in this area and prefers to stick to simple things where he's sure he's in control. The mere thought of it makes his face and neck flush with embarrassment
Unless he’s having those urges to mate like any young Uchiha men - that leaves him out of breath and especially flustered ( yes that’s one of my own hc )
So you made the gears in your brain work at full speed, looking for the right situation and the right words to ask him to join you in this fantasy of yours
So you waited, waited, waited… until ✨ the perfect day ✨
You had just returned from a short errand when you saw him cooking. You took a few steps before coming up behind him and wrapping your arms around his slim waist, bringing a smile to his lips
With your head resting against his chest, you couldn't help saying "Say, it'd be a good idea for us to make more memories of each other, don't you think ? More photos and videos..."
"Sure, that's a good idea" he really liked the idea of having memories of you that you could look at on a stormy day, sheltered under a soft blanket
"We could even extend this to the bedroom, it might add some spice" you tested the temperature with this request
"T-to the b-bedroom ?" he replied, the flustered shift clear in his voice
"Yes, you know when we-"
"I-I understood at first t-thank you" he stuttered
“So what do you say ?” you questioned excitedly
“I-I don’t know…that’s… new” he said, his hands staying momentaneously still. As if your proposal had kept him from thinking
“Yeah but that could be funnnnn” you trailed, nuzzling your face in his stomach
A wide smile crept of his face at your affection, he still looked unsure though “Maybe… I-I’ll consider it”
And from this moment you knew he was willing to try. In his mind, you had adapted to his urges very quickly, so he wanted to give his best when you came up with new ideas
He hides it very well but he's kinda impatient. The times before you introduced him to doggy style and cowgirl, and now they're classics for you - gosh he loves seeing you on top, it makes you hold so much power over both your releases, it's intoxicating
Meanwhile you are so cute. You’re so invested you buy 2 little cameras - dark so that they will blend into the dark - because Itachi prefers to do it in a subdued atmosphere - except during the urges when he's literally taking you everywhere he can - so that he doesn't feel he's being watched
When the D day comes though he struggles to really get comfortable. At first he doesn’t manage to be fully hard due to the anxiety creeping on him - so cute 🥺
“It’s fine we don’t have to use them just today. I can switch them off” you proposed
“N-no I need to make it” he said and despite his hushed tone you knew he really meant it. He was a winner and he wasn’t going to back down from a camera
Of course you do your best to help him relax and be fully hard. The foreplay lasts a little longer than usual, but that's okay. You like having him in your mouth and he likes being in your mouth
Once you’re both ready, you two get into position. You decide to go for a missionary - something you know he is fully comfortable with - to be sure that he enjoy himself even with the eye of the camera on him
When he starts to move, his comings and goings are a little slower than usual, so he needs a little time to adjust. But as time goes by, they get faster and faster, and finally, after about ten minutes, they reach their usual pace
Your idea of starting with a position he's used to works pretty well. You can tell from his hold on you that he's enjoying it, even if he's still holding back his moans.
But when the pressure becomes too much, his head comes to nestle in your neck, where he finally lets out some grunts - to your great delight.
After a moment, when it felt right you agreed on changing position. And this time your were the one of top - his weakness ahah
As arousal started to cloud his judgment, he felt his inhibitions vanish. His hands grabbed your hips and with his arms he dragged you back and forth onto his dick to get you into a good rhythm
His thoughts started to wander and he wondered why he had never wondered about what you guys looked like when you were making love - maybe because he was too shy. But there he couldn't help but think that the cameras will provide him with different points of view from his own. And he felt himself throb inside you at the mere thought of seeing your body arch into his, responding to his every touches
Without realizing it, he began to be more vocal, letting his sounds and moans escape like so many other times when you usually go at it. As he lost himself in an ocean of pleasure, his hips responded to your rocking as he thrust upwards
"That's what you wanted, isn't it Y/n ? For me to take you like this and for you to see it on video later" each of his words was followed by deep thrusts that left you breathless "As if that wasn't enough. As if you wanted more"
"Hhh Itachi I-" you tried to speak
You felt him grips your thighs tighter “But if you want more I’ll give it to you then” and with that he he pressed his feet into the mattress and gave you strong, hard thrusts
“Tell my little vixen is that enough for you ? Do you think you can take it ?” he teased not stopping his assault a seconde
A trail of curses and whimpers escaped your lips as you tried to anchor yourself with something. Though you did your best to keep responding to his actions
“Look at you giving your best for the camera mmh ? What a good little actress” he praised you making you tighten even further around him
“You must have fantasized about it a lot, didn’t you ?” you nodded weakly feeling your release coming
As your body arched his eyes grew hungrier “That’s it. Arch yourself it’s going to look so good”
In the end, his words and his rough thrusts got the better of you and you came undone in his arms. It only took a few more thrusts for him to follow you
And as if by magic, the sweet, shy Itachi had returned. He helped you down from his softening length and helped you to rest on his chest
Thinking back to what he'd said, he turned crayfish red "Was that an urge ? No no it didn't feel like it. It was less powerful - less animalistic. Was it the thrill of trying something new ? Maybe..." he thought
After that, he's so flustered, he makes sure the tape is hidden in a locked box, itself in a locked box, itself in a safe, itself buried in your garden
You explain to him that it won't be possible to dig up the box every time
"Every t-time ?!?" he almost squeaked
"Well it looked like you enjoyed yourself back there" you winked at him
"S-stop teasing me Y/n" he said hiding his face once more in the crook of your neck
But he can't help wanting to see the video right away. He's far too curious... he's way to shy to ask for it though. You may one day stumble on him watching it alone... jerking off
One thing's for sure though, one day the camera's going to be on during one of his urges and you can't wait to see how he pounds the fuck out of you, in those moments where he only thinks about one thing, stuffing you with his cum
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Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff
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melodramaticatheart · 1 month
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can I get some Grayson Lyra hcs please? 🫶 (they don’t have to be long)
ouu yes ofc
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LYRA X GRAY HC
lyra makes bad jokes just to get a reaction from gray
they have matching swim suit and swim trunks
lyra collects cassettes and gray collects vinyls
they both listen to jeff buckley
they buy eachother flowers
lyra always convinces gray to sleep in a bit more
lyra does her work in his office so he isn't alone
they cook together all the time
grayson tries to teach lyra the violin but she sucks at it
she makes him playlists all the time
lyra always quotes pop culture moments and then acts shocked when gray doesnt understand it
grazing each others noses to wake the other
lyra tickles him when he's being stubborn
they bicker all the time
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THIS WAS SO FUNNNNN
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ccraccz · 6 months
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How about a request where the reader is a security guard at the movie setting where the boys were filming and instead of arresting the boys for trespassing they decide ro help them with shooting and offering the boys props.
BREAK IN RECORD
Characters: Hearsteel boys x GN!Reader
Implied male reader (reader can be seen as fit and not very bulky. They are taller than ezreal but shorter than k'sante and Sett. It says cleavage once, mostly because i have a slight obsession with man boobs, sorry not sorry) the characters are color coded, Alune is bold white (Looks like this)
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You had been standing around, walking back and forth, sitting, crouching, counting tiles, all the sorts to keep you entertained in this job. Your partner had gone to the bathroom an hour ago, and you've begun thinking that he'd sunk into the toilet, but he's probably either sleeping or he ditched you.
So, in uncomfortable shoes and the mandatory clothing you're made to wear, you fiddle around with whatever you can that is not your phone or watch. Your phone, sadly, had died, and your watch kept the time for your sanity, so if you started to tweet with it, you wouldn't be able to keep track of time and that'd be horrible for you.
Though, your thought process was placed on pause when you heard some masculine voices and the padding of a pup walking around.
"This is a bad idea."
"Yeah, but it's gonna be great for this music video! We just have to check if there's any security around"
"I'd think it would be best to ask if we can use this place for recording.."
"But that's not funnnnn"
"It's logical so we don't get charged for breaking into a place we shouldn't be in!"
They sounded quite far away from you
'This would be fun,' you thought, thinking of ideas to entertain yourself in this boring setting.
You could totally scare them while they're recording or something. While thinking, you forgot that you were out in the open, though still in the dark.
Their dog, a cute Rottweiler, waltzed right up and leaned on your legs, getting his short fur drilled into the fibers of your uniform pants, not that you cared. You looked up from the dog to see a green haired boy, looking around as if lost.
"Ernest?! Ernest, where are you? We need you for this scene!"
He wasn't lost then. He just wanted to look for the dog.
Sadly, even though you wanted to have some fun and joke around with them, you couldn't. First, you didn't want to stress out the pup in your arms, and second, you were extremely tired.
You sighed and crouched down to the level of the dog, petting him before slotting one of your arms under his chest and the other around his hips before lifting him. You had expected him to wiggle around on your arms, but he surprisingly didn't, Ernest seemed to be very tame, or well trained, you guessed.
You walked out of the shadows, dog in arms, and walked towards the male from behind. You were quite a bit taller than him, his head most likely being around your shoulder or cleaveage.
"You looking for this pup?"
You asked, knowing that he forsure was looking for the dog in your arms. You just didn't know how you could approach him other than asking him something like that. Why did you ask that again?
The green haired boy jumped up higher than a cartoon cat and let out this ear piercing screech that your work partner most likely heard (from wherever he is). He teleported three times, once farther away from you, once behind you, and once in front of you with a shy smile.
You noticed that he really had one of the cutest smiles and wait. He can teleport?
You blinked once. Twice. Three times.
"You can teleport??" "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM???"
"I asked you a question first?!"
"You're the one who scared me!!!"
"OH my fuckin- whatever. Not the weirdest thing I've seen. Anyways, are you looking for this dog?"
He looked at your arms, the dog he'd been srarching for was litterally asleep and just dangling from your strong arms. He blinked and chuckled before nodding.
"Ezreal!"
A rainbow of voices (see what I did there?) echoed down the hall with a few loud and quick thuds from behind you, making you turn around and the dog to wake up.
Placing down the pup, you grimaced at the need to explain to the group of men and lady because she's also running with them. This made you nervous.
This is not one of the reasons you wanted this job. Whatever.
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"We deeply apologize for breaking in and disturbing you,"
"We're really sorry, we will leave in a few, we just need to put the things we used to record away."
"There's no need to apologize. You guys didn't seem to know, and it's all completely understandable. Since you guys are done with recording, and I'm just about to leave to go home, I'll help out in picking things up!"
While speaking to the two, who introduced themselves as Yone and Alune, you watched as the boys played around with Ernest or sat around watching (Aphelios, Alune told you when she saw you looking at him. You really were just entraced by his hair color). They seemed like sibling to each other.
"There's no need to do that. We're the ones intruding in the space we're we shouldn't be"
"Nah, it's fine. I'm probably going to quit this job either way. My co-worker ditched me, and I don't get paid enough. Not only that, the boss is just rude in general."
"Whatever you say, but we wouldn't want to bother you with such.."
"Like I said, it's fine! Also, I would rather do something like this than walk around for 7 hours."
Walking away, Yone following you, and Alune telling the boys to start getting ready to move to the next location that Sett had planned out for all of them.
You helped Yone carry some of the heavy stuff before K'sante, with a gentle and kind smile, took it from both of your hands, like the strong man he is. Yone, kindly asked you if you would carefully carry some of the recording equipment and mics, and with a soft smile, you took some of the equipment and followed behind Aphelios outside the building where he shows you were their truck is.
They were parked behind your, now totaled, car. You were shocked and almost dropped the easily breakable equipment in your hands because of the sight.
Aphelios was no different. When he heard you gasp, he turned towards you and turned to see what you were looking at. From your eyes and body language, he could tell that the car that was in front of theirs was yours.
He grabbed the objects from your hands and placed them on the floor near the car before standing in disbelief. When they got here, Sett had parked well enough, that car was not fucked up when they arrived.
Just what happened?
Ezreal, Sett, and Alune were close behind, and they saw you both just standing there. Curious, they looked at each other before walking over to ask. Their reactions were exactly the same. They froze in place.
They knew who did it though.
Kayn and K'sante were next, but they didn't react as bad as the group did. Yone exited right after him, empty-handed and ready to go, but he really didn't expect to see the whole group looking as if they were ghosts.
That is before he saw the cause of such reactions.
"...KAYN!!"
That rage filled call-out shock all of you out of your stupor and made Aphelios crouch down, pick up the cameras and mics from the ground, and run towards their truck. Everyone, minus Alune, else did the same, minus Kayn and yourself.
After the long, loud, and embarrassing scolding that Kayn got from Yone, he was sent to the back of their truck, where he would hold the objects.
Yone apologized again and again and again, asking you how much you'd like to repay or buy a new car. Anything.
But you weren't as mad as you thought you'd be. Maybe it was because you were still on shock, or it was because you were bored of the car, or maybe it needed repairing. You don't know, but you just shrugged his offers off.
"Please, we have to repay this mess one way or another? How can we help? Don't you need a ride back home? I bet you're tired from work. Are you sure?"
"Actually.... Yone..."
"Yes?"
"I'd like to work with you guys"
That took Yone off guard. You must have gone insane! Your car, right in front of you, is completely destroyed, and here you're asking to work with them? After one person of their group literally just killed your source of transportation???
"You... want to work with us?? Like a dancer or singer? Or like an assistant manager??"
"I wouldn't mind either or actually. Though I would think being an assistant manager would be best"
Yone shakes his head in disbelief. You've truly gone insane. He sighs before reaching out his hand forwards, you instantly taking it in yours and shaking it.
"Welcome to Heartsteel [Name], we'll talk more about joining tomorrow"
"Also, Yone, I'll take you up on that ride"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY LORD THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE LMAO!!!
So so sorry it took so long! School just started again so I have to get used to the rhythm of school days again.
I decided to write this in a different format because I wanted to try something new. Not only that, I tried to add a bit of everyone, but I really wasn't able to 😰😰.
Either way!!! I truly hope you enjoy this little goofy thing. Thank you so much for requesting lovely anon!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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wuntrum · 7 months
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do you have any tips for an artist who wants to start making one off comics? i really enjoy your artistic direction and style of story telling so i’m very interested in your thoughts on it
yes, definitely!!
-read lots of comics! and a variety of them, too--both ones in the sort of genre/style you'd like to make, but also ones in completely different genres, lengths, places of origin, traditionally/indie/digitally published, simple to experimental formatting, etc
-in relation to the last one, if a comic you read really speaks to you, take some time to study some page layouts from that comic! how do the panels vary from page to page? how much space is the text taking up? what sort of "shots" (to borrow from cinematic language lol) are they using? these shouldn't be fancy, just little thumbnails, but i find it really helps. here's a few i did from a guest in the house by emily carroll
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-start smalllll. its really important to build up your stamina, just like with any new sort of skill. if you wanna make a graphic novel thats 200+ pages long, you should make some comics that are 1, 20, 50 pages long and see them through to the end before taking on a super big project.
-this is related to the last point, but i think keeping your cast of characters small at first can also help build up your comic stamina. signals was the first longer comic i made, so i specifically really wanted to focus on just jeanne (and occasionally her parents and peers when they showed up)
-character sheets are helpful, but i also think the easiest way to start getting your characters drawn consistently is through actually drawing the comic! there's also gonna be panels where they look "off" or whatever, and its literally fine, i promise
-through the smaller comics, experiment with how you go about writing your story! theres no right or wrong way to write/plan out a story so, it takes some trial and error to figure out what will work best with your work flow. for me, i've found success in making a timeline of events for the story -> loosely guessing how many pages i'll need/want per section of the story -> freewriting (trying not to edit too much, just dumping all the words out) -> thumbnailing/loose sketching/editing text (all sort of happens in the same step; i find i need the layouts in front of me to understand what i need/don't need from the text i wrote) -> tight sketching -> final . but, if that flow doesn't work for you, try something else! i know a lot of comics people find success in writing a script first, with indications of page and panel-by-panel breakdowns
-take shortcuts often and without guilt. its a lot of work to make a comic! theres just a lot of drawings involved, that most people aren't gonna look at for very long! i especially recommend for infrequent/difficult things, like buildings or crowds or cars or bookcases, using some sort of 3d asset/brush to make your life easier. if you can reuse a drawing and change the crop/expression, do it!
-use some sort of tracker to track your progress on how many pages you've sketched/inked/finished. even if you don't have an external deadline, i think it's still good to give yourself some sort of timeline to work on (i recommend setting "ideal" goals and "realistic" goals, especially if you're working/still in school/etc). for signals, i used google sheets, because you can set up columns to be attached to little circle charts, so as you check off your progress, you can really easily see how much you've done/how much you have left to do (as i type this i highkey forget how i did that before, with signals, so...you might need to do some sheets experimentation to actually do this lol. but there's probably other trackers you can use too)
-understanding comics and making comics by scott mccloud are both great books, highly recommend them (easy to get second hand/from your library/🏴‍☠️)
-lastly, haveee funnnnn
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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House of Gaunt 🐍
Marvolo: *drunkenly walks into The Three Broomsticks and sees Ominis and the lads* Oh fuuuuuck *turns to leave*
Garreth: Hey, Ominis! Your brother just walked in!
Marvolo: *under his breath* Shiiiiiit.
Ominis: *Drunkenly stands nearly falling over* Marrrrvoooooloooooo, you prick, come over hereeeee! *drunk chuckle*
Marvolo: *sighs and wanders over* Look at the fuckin state of ya, ya little twat *drunk chuckle*
Ominis: I'm *hicc* FINE.. You seem DRRRRUNK tooooo....*his face turns from happiness to concern*
Marvolo: ....Omin-
Ominis: *throws up on the floor*
Marvolo: *sighs heavily*
Sebastian: *drunken giggle* Looks like Ominis has had enough..
Marvolo: *sigh* guess I'll fucking take him home.. *throws Ominis over his shoulder and leaves, wandering down the streets, with Ominis chuckling and mumbling to himself*
Ominis: Hehehehe, Where am I?
Marvolo: I'm taking your drrrrrrunk arse hoooome, shuddup.
Ominis: But I was having funnnnn
Marvolo: You threw up, Ominiissss.
Ominis: Goodness. Heh...Did I?
Marvolo: *sigh*
20 minutes later
Marvolo: *Awkwardly tries to open the front door while still carring Ominis, as Ominis drunkenly hums some tune, Marvolo stumbling into the hall way*
Ophelia: *from the living room* What the hells going on?
Marvolo: Ominis is truly wasted, Mother *chuckles* And I'm not much betterrrr.
Ophelia: *clicks her tongue in irritation* Go and put him to bed..
Marvolo: Pllllllanning on it *wanders up the stairs and into Ominis's room*
Ominis: Hehehehe, What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailoooooor? Earrrrrrrrly in the mooooorning!
Marvolo: *chuckles as he dumps Ominis on his bed* Go to sleep..You fuckin damn fooooool *goes to leave*
Ominis: Volo?
Marvolo: Yiiis?
Ominis: You're....Ok.
Marvolo: Pffft, cheers..Nicest thing you've ever said to me *wicked grin* Night..
Ominis: Mhmm *already half passed out*
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fayes-fics · 1 year
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Skinny-Dip
2k Celebration Masterpost
Pairing: Benedict Bridgerton x fem!reader, Modern AU
Summary: A chance encounter in a rooftop pool after midnight
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Warnings: Nudity, flirting. banter. Nothing explicit.
Word Count: 1.0 k (250 words drabbles I am too funny)
Authors Note: Eleventh in my 2k Follower Celebration drabbles. This is a request fill for @musicismyoxygen84 with the prompt “I forgot my towel” (ask here). Sorry lovely, I have no idea where this came from, but I hope you don't mind it. Unbetaed. Enjoy! <3
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“We have to!” you point excitedly at the rooftop pool.
“You’re on your own…”
“C'mon, it will be funnnnn,” you insist. “I'm not suggesting skinnydipping; just dip our toes in!”
“Nooo. Bed for me. Too tipsy, Enjoyyyyy,” she slurs and pats your cheek.
And thus, you find yourself, without your best friend, making your way outside to the rooftop pool at 1 am. 
When you get there, there’s a lovely gentle breeze and the lights of the city twinkle all around. It’s quite magical in some ways. Or maybe that's the wine talking.
You are humming to yourself, removing your shoes and sitting at the pool edge, when you belatedly realise you are not alone. Someone is already in the pool at the far end. It's a man, only his head above the water, and he appears to be looking over at you slightly sheepishly as if you have interrupted something that he shouldn't be doing. Now that you are paying attention, you can see he is rather handsome.
“Miss, please could you do me a favour?” his smooth, refined, posh really, voice rings out.
Your brow knits. “What?”
“I don't suppose you could pass me one of those, could you?” he requests politely, nodding to the rack on the wall behind you. “I forgot my towel.”
“Why can't you get one yourself?” you retort with alcohol-induced bluntness after a brief look behind.
“I wasn't expecting anyone else to come out here…” he begins, and there appears to be an adorable tint high on his cheekbones.
“So?” you shrug.
“Well, I had thought a skinny dip would be refreshing…” he confesses awkwardly.
And the penny drops.
“Ohhhh….” 
You can't help it; your gaze drops. But even with the pool lit underwater, you can't make anything out at this distance. Sadly. If only there weren't so much chop in the water, you might have a better ch…
“Don't you believe me or something?” he questions with a teasing lilt, and you guiltily snap your eyes back to his face and see the smug crooked smile there. He knows exactly what you were doing.
“Sorry, I… look, it's a natural reaction…” you throw your hands up, your tipsy brain not bothering to attempt a lie. “I’d do the same if you told me there was a plane in the sky. I’m going to look. It’s who I am.” 
“There is a plane in the sky,” he fires back deadpan, and you look up on instinct.
Sure enough, there are indeed some telltale blinking lights.
“Well, at least you were being honest.” he chuckles.
You stick your tongue out, and that makes him laugh harder.
“So… towel? Please?” he looks hopeful.
You lean back casually on your hands, knowing it pushes out your breasts, and cock your head to the side. This could be fun.
“That seems like a you problem,” you shoot back with a raised eyebrow. You want to see where this could go. If nothing else, it's a fun flirtation.
He gapes at you momentarily, and then he smirks.
“If I have to get out naked to get one for myself, it will surely become a you problem?” he opines, swimming towards you.
“I’m willing to run that risk,” you answer back, and there's a little frisson through your body as he draws closer, and you can see just how attractive he is. Oh shit, that is one handsome face.
“Well, I suppose I should introduce myself as you insist on seeing me in the altogether,” he states drily as he draws up right in front of where your feet dangle into the water. “I’m Benedict,” he offers as he stands up to full height in the water.
And for a split second, you just stare. Watching rivulets of water run from broad shoulders onto a smooth, toned chest smattered with freckles down to a tapered waist. Oh shit, that is an excellent body too.
“Y/n…” you respond, distracted, your tongue feeling heavier in your mouth.
“Nice to meet you, y/n.” The tone is warm, pitched lower and something in your gut flutters. 
“Likewise,” you respond, feeling a tug of a smile at the corner of your lips. “And for the record, I am not insisting on anything. You could stay in this pool until I am done dipping my toes, and then there is no need to show me anything,” you point out with a wry tone.
“And how long might that be?” he inquires, bemused, crossing his arms in a way that seems to intentionally enhance the muscle in his arms. Bastard.
“Ah, that's one of life’s great mysteries, isn't it?” you shoot back, feeling a glow spreading behind your ribs that this could be something. It's been a while since you flirted so easily with anyone, especially anyone this handsome.
“There is another answer to the dilemma here,” he offers, dipping back into the water and pulling up to your left side.
“I’m listening….” you gaze down at him, captured by his soft hazy eyes.
“If you were skinny dipping too, then we would be equally embarrassed,” he offers nonchalantly with a lazy smile, kicking his body out backwards, intentionally, so you can see that he is indeed very naked. And his bottom and legs are very shapely too. You are left in no doubt now, and the spike of endorphins through your bloodstream is exhilarating.
“Now there is an idea…” you flirt back and, throwing caution to the wind, push off your hands and slip into the pool. The cool water is a balm to your heated body, flush with excitement and possibility.
“You're still dressed,” he twists towards you and pouts, eyes sparkling, that killer lopsided grin returning.
“Am I…?” you volley back and raise an eyebrow as you peel off your top and throw it onto the poolside.
The look he shoots you is blistering, and you know, without a shadow of a doubt, you are about to tick ‘sex in a pool’ off of your bucket list. 
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Here's a fun idea you said that if he wanted to branch could make his own tribe. well what if he did, where do you think the tribe would live? I'm thinking something like the lash caves from minecraft because underground, and what if that was hundreds of years ago? What do you think folk trolls would evolve to look like? What about their culture? Would the leader position be passed down through bloodline or successes? What would their leader even be called? I feel like it has to be chief. Aaaahahahhah this ideas so funnnnn
Hi!
Sorry for late answer, I had a late shift at work, and that didn't leave me with much energy to do anything but have midnight dinner and then sleep XD
The thing about Branch, and his Folk String- yes, he could form his own Tribe and his own genre of music, but I am unsure if he would. Not at least while he travels, and while the events of the first and second movie are taking place.
First it comes down to the fact that he has no idea that the Strings exists and what they even are- and that knowledge would probably change somewhere around when World Tour happens. Even as he travels through the other territories, the topic of Strings just... doesn't come up, so he has no idea what power he holds in his hands (paws XD).
He also just still feels very connected to his own Tribe, no matter how badly they treated him. Especially after he realizes that Poppy actually missed him and was devastated to see him gone. (And sorry to say but my Branch will always be a bit of a simp for her, he is a lost cause in that)
BUT, all that said, entertaining the possibility of him forming his own Tribe...
Him straying underground once more would be very in character- especially as apparently Rock Trolls are subterranean people, in that most of their dwellings are underground and I do headcanon Branch as having a rock troll blood. So he would have never felt comfortable high in the trees like a full blood Pop Troll, but he also wouldnt want to be without any access to sunlight or plantlife.
The Lush Caves are a good idea certainly- and I raise you the possibility of their dwelling be more like the Hidden World from HTTYD XD
Not to the full fantastical extent as in the movies- but with the definition on whimsy and calm, some bioluminescence and giant crystals would be a great conversation piece XD
Chief being the title of the leader also fits- that, or more specifically Chieftain. Branch definitelly doesnt think of himself as coming from line of kings and queens (He is wrong about that in my headcanon buuut that's for another post XD), and so he would never think to use those titles. I think the position would be hereditary- but definitelly not going to the 'firstborn of the firstborn', but based on suitability. Culturaly, I think that would also be most familiar to any troll who who migrates from the large Tribes, where the leadership is definitelly a hereditary position (I think even Country Trolls, despite the Fandom calling Delta Dawn a mayor, do regard her as their queen).
Now for the fun part, the physical changes XD
Honestly that by itself requires a whole another post, since this need to encompass all of the Trolls tribe by tribe, but let me sum it up based on the Major Genres:
Pop: - Colourful little menaces as we know them from the movies XD - Largely arboreal- that means long tails that compensates for balance, and paws with retractable claws used for gripping onto tree bark - All trolls- apart from Classical and Techno- are in possession of fur, or (as one AO3 fanfic writer called it) in possession of 'flocking' XD - Pop Trolls grow thicker pelt in winter and shed it with the coming summer- but in general, it still grows rather fast for some so those trolls took to shaving it down to keep it need (Poppy is one such with unlucky ancient genes when it comes to that) - Before they evolved to use their Hair to the exten they do now, they largely counted on their own agility and ability to jump from branch to branch, and chipped away burrows into the trees - so powerful leg and arm muscles, and comparativelly amazing strenght for beings so small -They definitelly used to be taller than any non-funk trolls, slightly shorter than Biggie, but with the Pop String creation, their hair abilities and the selective survival of the smallest (after all, smaller trolls hid from Bergens' better), they've been getting on average shorter - They do have small hint of fangs, but are largely leaning towards non-meaty diet, though still very much omnivorous
Country: - Centaur-ish; I know movie depicted them with horse bodies, but I headcanon them more in the way unicorns are in old medieval illustrations, ie Artiodactyls - Long tail hair, almost as luscious as their own hair - Pointier ears, clear fangs on top of their large front teeth (since meat seems to be large part of their diet), but not really paws and claws; I would say they are the most carnivorous of all the trolls, raising livestock both for milk but specifically for meat - (diving into the territory of evolution, if they were hunters of prey, they probably chased them and kicked them to death XD) - All in all, not that different from how movie showed them
Classical: - More fairy-like/Hummingbird-like than in the movies - Definitelly still smaller and glittery, but with the idea their skin is not actually glitter like with Glitter Trolls, but either some kind of scale like feathers, or more durable version of the scales like butterflies have on their wings -Two pairs of wings instead of one, and definitelly beating faster to keep them up in the air - No tail- a rarity out of all the Trolls- and their hair is more like bird feathers/crest, in that it can puff up or lay flatter depending on situation - Most likely nectarivous and herbivorous? Making something like 'honey' from their farming efforts XD - The gemstone in their belly is an accessory and not something they all grow naturally- meant to show the troll is grown and ready to join the Orchestra XD
Techno: - Not much to change there- I just imagine their neon and digital looks came much later after decades/centuries being influenced by their string, they used look a little bit down to earth before that - Omnivorous, with crustaceans and molluscs making up for the majority of their animal protein- and probably necessary source of compound their bodies need to be bioluminescent
Rock: - Being looks wise the most similar to Pop Trolls, there was probably some speculation they both came from the very first same ancestor- before the Strings were created - Their flocking/fur is thinner and sleeker, and they don't grow a thick undercoat in winter, but similar to Pop trolls they have paws with claws- only theirs are not retractable - Their tail is also shorter and not as luscious in fur, used more for display than for balancing - Pointier ears for sure, more visible fangs; as mentioned, I think they are supposed to be subterranean? So most of their dwellings is underground- probably to avoid the volcanic ash on top- but I imagine living so close to the sea, they are largely focused on fishing (their angler ships suggests that they have no issue going underwater), probably hunting whatever critter lives in the cavern bellow, and maybe they are using the advantage of volcanic soil to grow some hardier crops? - Living underground with no direct sunlight for days probably gave them killer nightvision while their colours dulled to make hiding in the caves easier
That said, Branch is half and half. Despite his ear deformity, I would imagine they would always be a little pointier than on any other Pop Troll, and he cannot retract his claws (and thus took to filing them down to keep them blunt for safety sake- still sharp enough to help him climb, not sharp enough to hurt) Even if he grew up with his true colours, I'd imagine they would dull as he grew older, going vibrant only if he indulged in the poppiest of songs (or if he performed on stage) He has the tail and the luscious tail-hair of a Pop troll, but his flocking never grows a thick undercoat so he is almost always chilled to the bone in winter, forced to wear padded clothing to keep warm
With the Folk String coming from him, and representing him.... I imagine some of these things would change He'd grow hardier- more temperature tolerant at least- and similar to Rock Trolls, his night vision would grow better. Would any potential Folk Trolls change the same? Maybe? Perhaps more bioluminesce similar to that of Techno Trolls, while their general basic colouring grows more grounded- more into muted pastels and leaning towards greens/aquamarine tones
Culture is hard to pinpoint, as it would be evolving from various established cultures of all the other Major and Minor tribes; who knows what hodge podge it would end up as XD
My mind is full of various headcanons pft- ones that are blanket for all my AUs and ones that are just part of that one specific one- so be on lookout for more regarding that
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