#just harem things
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So, how is your Harem? Quick question does every member of you harem share the same bed with you (in which case that must be a giant ass bed) or does each of your spouses have their own room? Or is it optional, like they can share a bed with everyone or have their own bed and/or own room?
You must leave the conventional ways behind, anon. Here it’s all about aesthetics.
Are we feeling kinda edgy and mysterious? Then it’s either the bat-formation (hooked stripper heels coming soon on our store) or the grave cuddle (we’re holding hands under the soil).
Of course, that doesn’t mean we disregard the classic option of sharing a bed.
Occasionally we’ll just disintegrate into pairs of quarks and virtual particles and reassemble into macromolecular beings once the sun shines again. If we’re feeling goofy like that. 🤭
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merlin who grew up in a small village and only having one (1) friend growing up (will) and them two being thick as thieves and not making friends with anyone else so they have like no boundaries and they eventually begin to court without really knowing what they’re doing but just knowing that they’re super close and care for each other deeply but not being able to put a name to what they are. which in turn leads to merlin growing up thinking that like spending 24/7 together, holding hands everywhere you go, staring into each others eyes and at each others lips, cuddling at night even when it’s boiling hot, and kissing is normal in platonic friendships which leads to a LOT of misunderstandings and miscommunication when he gets to camelot.
#merlin x will#what’s their ship name#whatever#merlin completely missing gwen’s flirting in the early seasons#thinking him and lancelot are just really good friends despite the fact that they’ve kissed multiple times#thinking him and gwaine are BEST friends after spending the night in his room#(gwaine never correcting that bc he’s used to the whole one night stand move on kinda thing. he’s a fling queen.)#never questioning what the fuck is going on with him and arthur#merlin: i love all my very good friends :]#literally all of camelot: i’m in love with you#merlin emrys#bbc merlin#mergwen#merthur#mercelot#mergwaine#multishipper#merlin’s harem#oblivious merlin 🔛🔝#arthur pendragon#sir gwaine#sir lancelot#guinevere#this is just adding on to my previous bbc merlin post LMAO#i just decided to post it separate
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(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.
and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism
#(this is very messily worded but hey this time there's a paragraph break at least)#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#light novel#jinshi#no maomao doesn't think that jinshi is stupid or that has no critical thinking skills and like ?????#my guy has self-esteem issues yes but he is smart enough that maomao compares other people with him even lahan#and lahan is actually a genius#i will not stand for jinshi slander especially the one that undermines him#he's done so many smart things but i have been in awe of him for this esp#maybe bc i get him not wanting to be the ruler#not wanting to marry some rando (i think he is demisexual so that's another reason)#this whole plan was just so perfect and 🙇🏽♀️#anyway does anybody else think suiren was absolutely willing to prepare the brand not only because she supports jinshi#but also because she is the biggest jinmao shipper and maybe SHE suggested him to get maomao there#the thought of jinshi marrying anyone other than maomao must have been scary for her#if in the future jinshi does ends up becoming the emperor jinshi and she are going to go crazy over the harem issue#knh text
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sometimes i think about your sqh twins in terms of speaking english as a 'sibling language'. tfw your brother is literally god and you are his self insert with less anxiety. they're both shang qinghua because of polite name things but everyone knows if you want the softer one you ask for feiji-hua not niechi-hua. (neichi as in rodent) sy figures out that at least one of them is bound by reincarnation via "my brother in christ where are my fucking scrolls"
Oh yeah in the twins au OG! Shang Qinghua is just a more confident, more scheming self insert. I wonder if this means at some level he also has the hots for Mobei since it's still Shang Qinghua.
God thinking about the beef between Og! Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan would have is so wild because this peak lord who was notorious for awful reasons suddenly does a complete 180 and now bonds and hits your brother while they talk in the THE LANGUAGE ONLY SPOKEN BY YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
#the idea of english as a sibling language for the twins tho is an amazing idea actually because as a sibling we do have our own language#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#Shang Twins#the SCROLLS I CANT#i didnt say this in the ask but i do also wonder if Airplane bro shang qinghua just told his brother about everything from the start lile#like#yeah im god#yeah i made this world#yes this was a harem novel and thats why things are the way the are#yes technically you were a self insert but hey you're the cooler one!!!#and OG Shang Qinghua just accepted it#but hes wary of Shen Yuan especially as said hater of his Bros work#nib text#ask
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It's awesome, I think, that Joel and Jimmy are both somehow curating harems, but really they should just kiss each other
#Jimmy just needs someone to love and lean on and be respected by. He does not get that but he does get a harem I guess#not to imply that Joel is that person lol he is not but they should kiss anyway#Joel. is doing his thing#sorry tango and eth0 etc you guys will get your turn right now I need smallidarity to kiss#blabber#sorry I have very little clue what this post is
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What do you think about the bad Sanses? Do you have a particular favorite?
HUH
Yer ain’t from around these parts, ain’tcha stranger
(for the second question if you don’t count Nightmare it’s probably Dust because my headcanon of regular ht!sans and badsans ht!sans is different)
#fjhkfhg#maybe i dont write them a lot#but dont mistake that as me not liking them 👉#for the record anon im not mad or anything djhf#joshing around#i just think its funny fkjhds#i like bad sanses :>#and i wish i could write a reverse harem with them#but ive got too many things bonking around in my brain#aka doodles#also huh#never realized ive drawn in such different artstyles jfkdhf#ask
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READY TO MEET MY HAREM AND CAPTURE MEMORIES?
welcome to yet another kinktober, i hope you guys are ready for the long ride and ready to meet my boyfriends? if you are, click read more but a fair warning that by pressing it, you’ll come across nsfw & possibly dc content, each posts are tagged separately.
authors note: like i mentioned in the tags, the title and all isn’t meant to be gatekeepy, just had to put it out there! it’s just a silly little thing because im writing my favorites for most part and i wanted it to be like some kind of “reverse harem” since i read too many of them LAMSOAO
also a special thanks to all my beta readers and everyone who had to sit through my brainstorming and chaotic explaining of my ideas, love you guys🫶
day 1 ﹒ doug + virginity loss
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day 2 ﹒ nagi seishiro + sleepy sex
synopsis — being sleepy meant nothing when nagi needed you
day 3 ﹒ haikyuu captains + quickies
synopsis — they were busy men but never too busy to have you whenever they needed it
day 4 ﹒ kakucho + sex toys
synopsis — in desperate times, even kakucho can do the unexpected like fucking a fleshlight pretending it’s you.
day 5 ﹒ kazuma sohma + size kink
synopsis — kazuma was big, but never too big for you to take, no matter how much you whined about it being “too much”
day 6 ﹒ hajime iwaizumi + mutual masturbation
synopsis — bestfriends are there to help each other right? so would you help your best friend with his hard on?
day 7 ﹒ xiao + caught masturbating
synopsis — sharing a bed with your bestfriend can’t be that bad, right?
day 8 ﹒ tamaki amajiki + just the tip
synopsis — getting ready for a party and asking for help getting your zipper up, only for your boyfriend not be able to keep his hands off you.
day 9 ﹒ souya kawata + hybrids
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day 10 ﹒ worick arcangelo + toxic sex
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day 11﹒ shigaraki tomura + cosplay
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day 12 ﹒ nagi seishiro + daddy kink
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#snow’s kinktober#kinktober 2023#snow writes; smut#GIGGLING ST THE HAREM AND BOYFRIENDS#im not gatekeeing them pls dont take it that way i just thought it would be a silly little thing to do#since im only writing my favorite characters with a few exceptions
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once again thinking about mermaid saiki !!
him having bad days and just wanting to get in the damn ocean and swim with the fishies !! fish have thoughts but they r so simple minded that its just a gentle murmur and its so lovely for him !!
the ocean is so beautiful to him !! its one of the few things he allows himself to take comfort in !! my boy can literally make friends with sharks and he does !!
IMAGINE any of his friends being scared of the ocean and wanting to get over their fear and saiki is like. i can literally show you the beauties of the world. the wonders of the earth. let me show you.
cuz he probably gets to be a really REALLY good swimmer because of his mer shenanigans.. he takes his friends diving (not very far/deep) and holds their hands and shows them beautiful things..
they watch him pet sea creatures that they wouldnt have even thought to get near and are just like.. huh..
#silly guy who screams about bugs but is literally friends with sharks and squids and other terrifying sea creaturws#every character in saikis harem anime being like 'wow he really is a disney princess..'#we already know kaido is afraid of the ocean so imagine kusuo being like PLEASE let me show you how beautiful it can be#this is how kusuos friends discover one of his 'weaknesses' (? dunno how else to phrase this)#i just think if he let himself take comfort in it then itd be 1 of the few things that can make him smile uncontrollably like sweets can#kaido only agrees to let him help because when else has he ever seen saiki this happy ??#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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The harem discovers MTTs tongues
They're just shocked don't worry :)
(Hey, psst, devil on your shoulder Sunny speaking, they may not admit it but they're all totally into it, should put them tongues to use if you know what I me- **gets hit by a truck and fucking dies)
#I didn't forget Cross this time!! :D#honestly Cross' eye lights should work like cats eyes. more reacting to emotions than light though-#nightmare isn't there because he's already put those tongues t- **gets hit by an airplane and fucking dies#submitted#NOT melons art#sunnymainecoon#I love how epic is reacting like a victorian woman clutching her pearls 😭#Cross just being like: “can i see those a bit in depth later.....��”#ink is already thinking about what to do with those tongues 💀#error looks like those tongues PERSONALLY offended his mother or smt XD#dream and epic look concerned like..... can we take those....😳😳#we're just taking turns on each others' shoulders and tempting each other with awful (amazing) ideas 😭#they walked in on nightmare and the mtt putting them to good-**get's hit by same airplane and also fucking dies#the mtt having monster tongues is the best thing I think i've added to canon#no arguments will be taken over that fact#frozen!au#dreamtale frozen au#frozen au#frozen harem au#frozen!cross#frozen!dream#frozen!epic#frozen!ink#frozen!error
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doug rattmann in my fic:
Sometimes Doug wondered why he even bothered coming back down here. Better to die up on the surface, penniless and without healthcare, than to continue to linger like a specter around this miserable machine.
God, I hate the GLaDOS Project, he thought.
also doug rattmann, not three seconds later, in the same fic:
Worming through her twisting knots of cable was a religious experience, one could say. A person simply had to enter her guts to see why the GLaDOS Project changed its scientists; why so many had staked their careers on the bone-white cleats from which her components hung.
#portal#portal 2#doug rattmann#GLaDOS#portal fanfiction#writing#junuve's writing#doug is just a normal guy but he works at aperture so he gets weird about the giant beautiful death robot#he HATES her. she HATES him. you know the rest#their Thing gets worse as it goes along#yea i like every GLaDOS ship thank u for noticing#chell is her favorite but she has a whole harem. for science.#what do i even tag them as#rattDOS#???
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You literally can't even be mad at SVSSS haters because everything they say could be a line from svsss
#also im ngl but if you think svsss is the worst thing youve ever read..... i think you need to read more 😭😭#so glad all the comments are just saying its shen yuan. it so is#if shen yuan read svsss he would hate it#OOC!! OOC!! WHERES LUO BINGHES HAREM!! WHY DID HE SETTLE FOR THAT SCUM VILLAIN??#BAD WRITING!!!!!#svsss
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Okay smartass how would you fix Bingqiu if you had your way?
If you actually want to know you could do to be less of a rude little shit about it, anon, but all right.
This is not about 'fixing' anything. Bingqiu is a wildly popular ship and a lot of people enjoy the exact kind of delusional insanity these two have about each other and that's honestly great. Love it for them. Not my cup of tea though.
I think the easiest and fastest way to make them sort their shit out and maybe put them in a position where I might actually be interested in what's going on with them is to take the protagonist halo away. Maybe the System short circuits, maybe it just gets automatically turned off after the extras, don't know don't care.
A lot of Shen Qingqiu's self delusions are fueled by his unshakeable belief that Luo Binghe, being The Protagonist, is Perfectly Fine the way he is. Binghe is the Protagonist, so when there are no character development or obligatory angst events going on he is happy and healthy and a slightly charred good boy and Shen Qingqiu is The Happy Wife who dotes on his hubby and Everything Is Right In The World. Endless honeymoon with their responsibilities only coming to bother them every once in a while. And it makes it way too easy for Binghe to cover up that he's still hurt, still unstable and still insecure by what went down because Shen Qingqiu is willing to take him at face value when he presents his insecurities as just being shameless neediness for his husband. Of course he happily indulges Binghe! But that isn't really helping with the core of the problem now, does it?
Like, Binghe takes steps towards ensuring Shen Qingqiu's mental wellbeing even at the cost of his own as soon as Maigu Ridge is over when he takes him back to the sect. Shen Qingqiu tries too, in his own way (the entire segment in the tombs is all about him putting himself in very real danger for Binghe's sake) but at the same time, this is a guy who completely missed the writing on the wall that Bingge was deeply unhappy in PIDW. As long as he can hold onto his internal picture that The Protagonist Suffered A Lot But He Is Fine Now I don't think he can really offer the right kind of emotional support for Binghe to actually heal from what happened to him and move on to a healthier frame of mind.
If you take the protagonist halo away, then first of all Binghe can, you know, suck a little. Or a lot, actually. The world not making excuses for him and him being a little defanged would be good for him. He gets really nothing he actually wants from being the protagonist - Shen Qingqiu will love him anyway. Mobei-jun will still stick around to back him up and help him out, because he's still Shang Qinghua's favorite fictional son and Qinghua is happy to see Binghe happy, just, you know, somewhere way over there where he can't get jealous tsundere over Cucumber bro and maybe murder him about it. Sha Hualing is still going to be his buddy because he's her best source of human trivia and the writing inspiration for her girlfriend. Not having to be demon emperor and getting more time to spend with his husband would be a relief.
But he would have to be more aware of other people because he's not above them anymore. Maybe even forced to make a few new friends to get by. And his mask will fail and Shen Qingqiu will have to see him for what he is: just Luo Binghe, still hurt and still confused half demon, who loves him very much, but can't make sense of him and is afraid that he will be left behind or pushed away without explanation again and that's kinda Shen Qingqiu's own damn fault.
And Shen Qingqiu can't hold onto his delusions about The Protagonist. He can't willfully ignore that things are not fine with Binghe because he's not the Protagonist anymore and the world only allows that special privilege for the Protagonist. Binghe is just a guy now and he has so many heart demons he needs help with. His trauma from the abyss or Xin Mo can't be brushed off with 'oh that's just part of his blackening he's fine now' anymore. And it might need a little bit of adjusting to internalize that these problems have always been here just below the surface, but Shen Qingqiu genuinely loves Binghe and would want to help him become happier and more stable in any way he can.
Binghe becoming part of the world in a way that's one person among many - building a support network! maybe befriending new demons or actually getting to know and making up with the QJ disciples or finding common ground with LQG and becoming sparring buddies - rather than a protagonist in a sea of NPCs is a lot more interesting to me than whatever he has going on at the end of canon. And Shen Qingqiu can be there with him on that journey, because he already started unlearning the sense of unreality the System conditioned into him, but he still has a long way to go.
#i feel like a lot of very real hurt and mental scarring Binghe suffered just get brushed aside as 'oh it's just part of his blackening'#like the aftereffects of Xin Mo alone would deserve a mention but Binghe Has The Love Of His Life Now So Everything Is Fine#also I think people really undersell how hard SQQ can delude himself when he tries#he already had practice in it convincing himself that he's absolutely het and not even a little gay at all#but then the System really fucked up how he sees the world#made him see things structured completely around the arc of a harem and then romance protagonist#and neither of those frameworks ALLOW him to see how mentally scarred LBH is by everything#like he would occasionally get a moment of 'oh LBH might actually need more friends he looks lonely hanging out with just me and NYY'#but then his idiot reader brain reasserts itself and he convinces himself that it's FINE because the protagonist can't be maladjusted#I joke a lot that Binghe is a red flag and that's Shen Yuan's favorite color#but it's more a case of “you say that it's a red flag but I won't see it because the narrative can't allow it to be red”#Shen Yuan's attachment to the source material and the roles he constructs based on it are actively harming both of them#and I don't feel like it really makes things better that by the end he moved himself from the role of the Villain to the role of the Wife#they are still roles that impact how he interacts with reality n still constrict how well he's able to understand or be understood by Bingh#tl;dr.: Shen Yuan needs to become less of a delulu millennial trashfire bc it's holding both of them back from healing#anyway these are my unfiltered Bingqiu thoughts take it or leave it
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#columbo#season 5#last salute to the commodore#when columbo is sleeping dream columbo haunts his suspects#they can't escape him#suspect is in a dream world with a harem of stunning ladies and lines of coke and one of them lifts her veil and it's columbo#sorry to bother you sir. nice cock by the way. just one thing--we found the car's gear in neutral. isnt that funny
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This just looks like a gay harem anime
MC: Isagi
Genki: Bachira
Femboy: Chigiri
Kuudere: Nagi
Tsundere: Rin
#I'm saying this as if bl isn't already a harem manga#the anime ends with isagi ending up with all four cuz he's HIM and that's just the kind of thing Himsagi is allowed to do#blue lock#bllk#allsagi
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You know. Thinking about it, the best thing the anime did for Tsumugi was give her professional attire. Like the clothes she wears on the CGs we see her in are cute, but I really think she looks best in the formal business style
#fandom spamdom#idolish7#note's notes#i just really like that the anime did clean up pt 1 a little#i think anyway#yeah it still had some of the reverse harem bait but i do think it cleaned up the og story just a bit while staying faithful...#....to the early writing vibes#they sacrificed fixing rikus outfit for tsumugi....#i did see that she does wear the cute dress she sports in the game for ep 9#but yeah....maybe im just misremembering#and obviously this is an exaggeration#thats not the best thing they did for tsumugi but it is one of the improvements
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#Iconic#alicia hannah#He’s literally a boy toy lmao. prob getting railed by Daniel and banging Amanda then heading over to Johnny’s to blow out goldie’s back#SORRY#Not into the whole big poly thing because I prefer the Johnny harem but Chozen’s just serving too much unicorn lol
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