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piraticusdorm · 1 month
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(Skip this if you want) If it's okay to ask—I'm curious about Percy, Jude, Typho, and Ximmer. Would it be alright for you to talk about lore/thoughts/process/whatever you want to talk about? I hope you're week has been treating you well - Anon
Aww ty! I guess I have some random lore bits of them, sure ^^
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I put Percy as fae originally, but he's a nymph! He was born out of the land itself, and belongs to it. One of the reasons he's so restless is that he has a subconscious compulsion to go back home. Percy will always find his way back to the Neverseas Islands, the forests part and twist to help him, and even the sea plays with him. It's all subtle enough you'd have to pay attention to even notice. He in, conversely, "clumsier" in RSA since he's away from home for a while. The longer he's away, the weaker his magic gets, and if he were to leave for too long his health would actually get worse too.
Also, a human Yuu could put 1 + 1 together and see what legends Percy has in their home world- like the Far Darrig.
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It's very lucky for Tink that Jude hasn't yet correlated him with the troublemaking, impulsive runaway fairy that broke the Blue Moon, aka the fairies' main method of mass collecting fairy dust. The same fairy dust the kind fairies so generously gave Jude to help him transition and perform magic and he feels seriously indebted to the fairies for since it's become such a rare resource. And therefore has a serious grudge against the aforementioned troublemaker fairy.
Jude has a very boyish laugh! Snorts too! But the only ones to really make him laugh from his belly so far have been Percy and Gwen.
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Typho considers Malleus a bro! He even helped the prince find some lost egg-shapped little console with a virtual pet inside.
Typho's whole family are a type of dragons from the Neverseas! There's less and less of them lately, they're nomadic, and they mostly avoid humans, so RSA is a real change for him. Their magic abilities are slightly different from the royal dragons, and weaker, but Typho doesn't rlly care. Female dragons have been specially elusive and so get preferred treatment here and there, but thankfully none of his dads took it to heart when Typho decided to transition.
Not really afraid of anything, but more cautious around petrifaction spells. They're no joke! (Slight childhood trauma of seeing his family petrified)
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Ximmer's real form is, like Bibi, more insectiod! Most people find it off-putting so for RSA they take potions to look more humanoid.
Friends with Bibi. It started as business, going to buy supplies for adventures and classes, but they ended bonding over being insectoid-fairies and the troubles of it. Bibi feels out of place amidst beefolk or fairies, and Ximmer doesn't even know where they come from since the dragons adopted them as a baby.
Ximmer has a fixation for butterflies. Loves them and likes eating them, like some people with cows or chickens. Has since learned that humans don't find his eating habit too endearing. Their opinion on butterfly-esque fairies, on the other hand...
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sl0wdiver · 3 months
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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
Best viewed on desktop!
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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
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formulalfc · 6 months
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blurbs with shan ;) rambles about my fave ballers
inbox is open feel free to send me some ramble requests <3
kylian mbappe
kylian speaking french to you
you and ibou convince kylian to come to liverpool 18+
kylian meets your baby for the first time
yours and kylians routine now that you're pregnant
curtis jones
playfighting with curtis
curtis has to let everyone know he's going to be a dad
you and curtis get caught by the boys 18+
curtis being whipped for you
virgil van dijk
size difference with virg
an afternoon baking with virgil
virg manhandling you
virgil asks you to be his girlfriend
virg loves spoiling you
virgil has missed you while you've been out with friends 18+
virg makes sure everyone knows your his
virgil lifting your stomach for you when you're pregnant
overprotective virgil
you're not happy about virgils outfit for training
virgil as your boyfriend
getting your ass spanked by virgil
joe gomez
thigh riding with joe 18+
sex in the changing room with joe 18+
giving joe a massage after his game
allison becker
evenings with ali
jobe bellingham
going for a walk down the pier with jobe
you realise jobe might not be that annoying
you think jobe is seeing someone behind your back
you guys get papped after a date
jobe convinces you to go public with your relationship
morning sex w jobe 18+
jobe is such a baby for you
you and jobe are stuck in a lift and he freaks out
you and jobe making out during move night
hot make out sesh with jobe
darwin nunez
english lessons with darwin go off track
sex with darwin after the game 18+
playing with darwin's hair
darwin being jealous
you and darwin have your first kiss
darwin doing your hair for you
you and darwin go to a wedding together
darwin is obsessed with you
taking care of darwin after his injury
darwin looks after you when you're tired and overworked
darwin is really clingy with you when you come home
celebrating darwins last minute goal with him
darwin looks after you when you're sick
darwin surprising you after being away
jadon sancho
you and jadon are happy he's going back to dortmund
kostas tsimikas
you're super shy when you first meet your boyfriend's friends
kostas talks you through your insecurities
kostas being jealous
andy robertson
andy would do anything for you
jarell quansah
you tell jarell how proud you are of him after a big win
doing jarell's skincare for a tiktok
placing kisses all over jarells face after a big game
alexis mac allistar
alexis loves kissing you
cody gakpo
taking pictures at the cup final with the trophy and your baby bump
making cody his favourite dutch meal
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06605 · 1 year
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. .     .  ↓       navigations!  ✮
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jude bellingham . . ✰
spider-man!jude pt.1 (jude lays his eyes on a beautiful girl, afraid to show his actual identity he approaches her as spider-man).
spider-man!jude pt.2 (jude takes y/n on a date).
(stopping spider-man!jude for awhile, sorry.)
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trent alexander-arnold . . ✰
NOISE (the reader wanted a late night snack..let's just say things get noisy).
☆ new-do?   (reader sees trent’s new-do since he left for paris).
cant sleep, buying groceries , bathing with the pups
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kylian mbappé . . ✰
ce soir c’est beau (a late night stroll with your favorite parisian, kylian).
the way you move your hips (reader being a belly dancer for kylian, and does a dance for him).
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. ★ ; I don’t write smut, I don’t have the correct mindset for it.
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✮ .. requests; closed (people i write for are in the tags, feel free to request those who aren’t, i post occasionally) 
|@06605 will be updated
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kloppoganda · 10 months
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Things I Hope Happen in this 23/24 Season
> Arsenal gets relegated
> West Ham fans return to their hooligan roots and start trampling folk in Turin again
> Erling Haaland is arrested for the murder of Roy Keane
> A reunifed Yugoslavia wins the 2024 Euro
> Paul Pogba is tried at The Hague
> Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are married in a tasteful ceremony outside of Wembley
> Jürgen Klopp tears Pep Guardiola's bald Catalán head clean off his shoulders after Liverpool beats City 27-0
> Kylian Mbappe disappears entirely and goes completely off-grid instead of accepting a concrete offer from Real Madrid, Al-Hilal, or Paris Saint-Germain. He is never seen or heard from again
> Darwin Nuñez wins the Golden Boot
> Arda Güler and Jude Bellingham absolutely rot on the Real Madrid bench
> Marco Reus lights himself on fire after losing the Bundesliga to Bayern Munich by 0.5 points
> Federico Valverde transfers to Liverpool after a messy breakup with Ancelotti, cites reasons for leaving as 'being replaced with children'
> Harry Maguire has the best season of his career and brings Manchester United the Treble, then leaves for City in the Summer Transfer Window
> Harry Kane has a violent nervous breakdown on the pitch after Richarlison scores and strips just for the goal to be ruled offside once again
> Manchester City are found guility of 102,719,273,929,280 counts of violating Premier League Financial Fair Play and are relegated to Iceland's 4th Division
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itsfootballbih · 3 months
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Please😭
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purple-afternoon · 28 days
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I find another one!! Why😭😭😭 this two??
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nosugarallspice · 1 year
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Masterlist
Football
Jude Bellingham
Ruben Dias
Erling Haaland
Kylian Mbappe
Darwin Nuñez
Neymar Jr
Trent Alexander Arnold
Andy Robertson
Jack Grealish
Virgil Van Dijk
Giovanni Reyna
Christian Pulisic
John Stones
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Lucas Paquetá
Hector Bellerin
Diego Lainez
Alejandro Balde
Josko Gvardiol
Ricardo Pepi
Star Wars
Anakin Skywalker
Kylo Ren
Darth Vader
People
Hayden Christensen
Formula One
Daniel Ricciardo
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piraticusdorm · 1 year
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how easy would ur ocs say it is to make friends? who thinks it's the easiest (and do they actually have friends) and who thinks it's most difficult? bit of a vague question but I felt the need to ask shrug -rq anon
It's an interesting question, thank u!!!
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Conrad thinks its easy! Few kind words, some jokes, he knows the drill! He has friends in every port! That said, a lot of friendships aren't that close, and it takes effort to become dear to his heart. It just doesn't do for a pirate to be anchored easily.
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Tink thinks it's difficult, having true friends. He's the type to not use the word lightly, with few but close friends.
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Krok thinks its just weird. It can be easy, it can be hard, depends a lot on the other person too. He has a hard time thinking of others as friends, but won't deny someone using the word first.
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Figaro would say it's easy! Sure, it's usually a "you scratch my back i scratch yours" situation, but he doesn't see anything wrong with that.
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Clyde says it's hard, everyone has an ulterior motive. Very hard to truly befriend, while she says everyone in Piraticus are her friends, she couldn't mean it less.
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Gwen knows it varies, but that it depends on your attitude too! She wants to act as if it was easy, and that's how she made lots of friends in Twisted Wonderland!
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Ruby knows superficial friends are easy, and close ones hard, but whatevs! The world is full of types of people and types of relationships, she'll enjoy them all in their own ways!
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Mr. Smythe says it's easy. He doesn't truly think so. After all, to him, his only friends are his crew in the ship. He's mostly closed off to new friendships, but who knows...
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Percy thinks it's easy! Nothing complicated about it, you just have fun together and you're friends! He... is very easy to take advantage of bc of how simple he is, if it wasn't for his ego.
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Jude says it depends, of course. Sometimes it's easy, sometimes it's not, and there's no set rule about it. He's hesitant to use the word, but is endearing by people who use it loosely and mean it.
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Typho truly thinks it's easy! He makes close friendships easily too, that's what fighting together to free countries from evil kings can do. Friends in all sort of places, and no matter how long it's been they can chat like no time has passed.
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Ximmer finds it difficult due shyness, thankfully they mostly trail after Typho and make friends together, but then they're unsure if they're really friends or just friends-of-a-friend.
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egyptiankingg · 1 year
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JUDE WILL COME GUYS HAVE HOPE
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formulalfc · 6 months
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liverpool football club try not to be the most insanely attractive club on this planet challenge (impossible)
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Football memes I stole from Pinterest
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mightymbappe · 8 months
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ ꜰᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟʟ ʟᴏᴄᴋꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ꒱ ˎˊ˗
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jsprnt · 3 months
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I don’t know how many carnival edits I can take anymore 😭😭
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purple-afternoon · 1 month
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😭😭😭😭🙏🙏
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