‘The dogs seem to like you,’ he said. ‘I get on well with animals, sir.’ Teatime’s face was young and open and friendly. Or, at least, it smiled all the time. But the effect was spoiled for most people by the fact that it had only one eye. Some unexplained accident had taken the other one, and the missing orb had been replaced by a ball of glass. The result was disconcerting. But what bothered Lord Downey far more was the man’s other eye, the one that might loosely be called normal. He’d never seen such a small and sharp pupil. Teatime looked at the world through a pinhole. He found he’d retreated behind his desk again. There was that about Teatime. You always felt happier if you had something between you and him. ‘You like animals, do you?’ he said. ‘I have a report here that says you nailed Sir George’s dog to the ceiling.’

-Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)

doodles baby !!

Due to a horrible mix up, Jonathan Teatime has been sent to Dracula’s Castle rather than Jonathan Harker. What follows is a mailing list service that chronicles Teatime’s attempts to slay Dracula by slowly erasing all evidence of vampire lore. People not believing in Dracula doesn’t effect him in any meaningful way, but the sudden lack of respect and appropriate fear from the peasantry does make him very upset.

when the hog is a father or whatever

Happy Hogswatch! Here are my favourite sharp and pointy festive goths, as per tradition :)

It’s Te-ah-tim-eh

My modern take on Mr.Teatime. Some oooold sketches I revisited, but still left it sketches

so i'm reading Hogfather and i absolutely MUST know

☠️A Terrible Trio☠️

Jonathan Teatime, The Corinthian & James Moriarty: The Terrible Trio Moodboard.

An Unhinged Assassin, a Rogue Nightmare and a Criminal Mastermind. Together? They are the most dangerous trio of villains around, God help anyone who gets in their crosshairs.

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This fanart is old, but I wanted to upload it at a different resolution.

JONATHAN TEATIME…………. his weird vibe and creepy aura make me happy as a clam.

some Hogfather character designsssss hehe

Susan: let me see what you have

Teatime: a knife!

Susan: NO!!!

kindness and sweetieness?

I watched Hogfather and thought “ok why does Teatime sound like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka” only to find irrefutable proof from an interview that I am right. It hurts