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ramen-roaches · 3 months

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getting a sudden influx of followers lately. i still do sihjr art occasionally but uhhh i have a webcomic ive been heavily focusing on if yall wanna support me OWO : https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/god-has-spite/list?title_no=886581

If you dont check it out then i will start to harm myself and others

#joke for people who cant read #ramble

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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months

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people who dislike saiki kusuo i need to pick and prod at ur brain. whats going on in there?

#this is half joking but not really #i think you just cant read and thats okay<3 #'hes a dick to everyone' LITERALLY TELL ME HOW #cuz the entire manga is about him pushing everyone away because he doesnt think hes supposed to have friends #which he thinks because of past experiences that have literally only proved him right #and they show him kindness and make him realize its fucking okay and he deserves to have friends #so please explain why him self sabotaging and pushing people away by being like at most mildly rude (ONLY WHEN PROVOKED MIGHT I ADD)-#makes him an asshole ???#anyone who thinks like this i feel like youre those people on twitter who r like 'u should never vent to ur friends or be there for them'#LIKE THATS U RN😭😭#idk how to explain it but i think its exactly the same #depressed guy has a tough time showing affection and u go 'well he doesnt deserve his friends actually'#saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #meows post

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wright-phoenix · 7 days

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. . . i'm too aro for this

#i saw someone talk about “obvious” romantic tension between phoenix/maya and athena/simon #and that the average cishet normie consumer would assume they were implied romantic #and i sat there for a full minute trying to process that #because literally all i got from these pairings was big sibling energy #and i realize everyone reads that differently but.#the level of being annoying and being annoyed between maya and phoenix....#and the whole “i gotta be a big sister” and the whole. maya is mia's little sister so by extention kind of also #taken under phoenix's wing after mia's death #the way they constantly joke about maya being childish bc she likes steel samurai (she isn't. edgeworth also likes it #he's just too stuck up to admit it. also liking “childish” things doesnt make u childish but i digress)#but anyway the joke abt maya being childish vs phoenix being grown up #furthering the perception of the difference between them and maya as a sort of younger sibling figure #and then athena and simon....#simon literally having been her babysitter somewhat. having played with her when she was younger #and when the Mom Murder Incident happened he cared for her and got her out of there #and took on the blame “for her” .....#all of that screams older brother to me the way he carried her away from the scene. she was just a child #IDK IS IT REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE OBVIOUSLY ROMANTICALLY IMPLIED?????????#WHAT......#i KNOW there are people who ship phoenix and maya or athena and simon and that's fine #but to me they were OBVIOUSLY sibling coded instead of OBVIOUSLY romance coded #😭😭😭#help meeeee #cas.txt #i cant tell if the post i saw was an outlier and tinted by Fandom Perception #or if that's like. a big general consensus and i just don't see it bc i curate my online experience #bc it could go either way. i can see it being an outlier that found its way onto my dash #but i could also see it as a bigger agreed upon thing that just never crossed my dash bc i only interact with sibling content 😭#either way it baffled me

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bittsandpieces · 1 month

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IDK about a shrine but I can come back at stare at your blog and have a creepy mantra or something

SHRINE OR NOTHING

#bitts answers #for people who cant read tone. this is a joke i do not need an obsessive stalker even though i joke about it/jerk off about it #who said that

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heresronnie21 · 1 year

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Oh you hate lester? What because he's "annoying"? Oh god forbid a man be little bit mincy

#personally i love when he's fussy and camp #what you hate the gays?#i joke but its sus #lester papadopoulos #trials of apollo #toa apollo #good evening people who read my tags i have the theme music from bear behaving badly in my head and i cant sleep bc of it #you remember that show? ive been rewatching it for nostalgia #enrichment in my enclosure

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viriborne · 11 months

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“Asmo would wanna share Mc with Solom-“ no he wouldn’t shut up

#Solomon wouldn’t want that either have u read Nightbringer 😭#only people would should be able to make those kinds of posts are people who are actually poly bc some of y’all are so weird about it ok #it’s like how I’ve seen non lesbians joke about how Queen Rose is a lesbian because she’s afraid of men like…maybe think before you post #obviously I cant police what people write blah blah but it’s weird when people only make poly implications with the lust character lol #not to mention that it’s not….in character like how so many people believe

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subway-boss-jericho · 10 months

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Guys this may come as a surprise but as it turns out i just might need ADHD medication. Like. Badly. shocker, i know

#this is supposed to be read in a joking tone. sarcasm mostly.#Because if you've been following this blog then it is SO OBVIOUS #but yeah who would have guessed that looking at people who can do tiny doodles every day and going 'i could never do that' isnt normal #or the fact that posting on social media takes multiple hours of scripting in my head and the same amount of spoons as taking a shower #so the concept of regularly posting on a blog (hi there blog reader. this is the blog) is so cosmically far away for me that i literally #cant imagine all of the fandom people i love not being literal deities of the internet and algorithm conquerors who always know what to do #I HOPE THIS IS PUTTING IN PERSPECTIVE HOW BIG OF A REVELATION FOR ME THIS IS #I LITERALLY COULDNT COMPREHEND HOW PEOPLE COULD JUST “POST STUFF ON THE INTERNET” WITHOUT CAREFULLY CURATING IT AND THINKING ABOUT IT FOR #WEEKS AT A TIME BEFORE SHARING. MEMORIZING ALL THE TAGS TO PUT ON IT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE. How people could just post anything at all.#without wanting to give up before you even start #damn so. executive dysfunction sure fuckin is huh #i hope this helps give insight into the struggles i'm facing writing steady tracks or sharing content of my other aus online in the middle #of college/now having a job. its been hard but i havent been able to justify why until right now #so every time i post #please assume it is a cry for help 🤣#Tag Ramble #Not Submas

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 11 months

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its so painfully obvious that a lot of these people have genuinely never experienced a better piece of media. it makes me sad fr. like. guy who has only ever seen the dream smp "getting a lot of dream smp vibes from this" im begging you to please go watch a horror movie from the 80s. go read a goosebumps book or a creepypasta for gods sake .

#the joke here is like. everything ive mentioned is cheesy and bad . but its still way fucking better than genloss.#im sorry yall were lied to for two years and are such blind ranboo stans that you cant process anything else but like. its not good #im soooo fucking tired #if anyone ever uses the excuse of 'its intentionally bad!!11!1' again im gonna have a fucking aneurysm #if you have to justify your bad thing as being intentionally bad well. its just not very good then is it.#im genuinely sorry u guys have only ever experienced media put together by 19yr old millionaires #who have no prior experience at writing a plot #and believe me!!! i liked the dsmp!!! i was way into jse for a long time before that!!! ive been there!!!!#but sometimes youbhave to take a step back #and go read an actual book or watch an actual tv show or movie made by people who know what theyre doing.#seeing bastardized horror tropes that are strung together with zero consistency being toted as the greatest #horror series on the internet today is making me irrationally upset.#stop putting down other actually competent horror creators for your dsmp nepo baby . theyre not worth it .#i could fr make a list of every fucking trope ranboo tried and failed to copy in genloss #and give you multiple examples of things that did those tropes better #genloss neg #genloss crit

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pezpenser205 · 22 days

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3am monday morning mood

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powerpolyculeshowdown · 1 year

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gonna have to retire for the night, i'll reply to the asks tomorrow.

#pls respect ppls boundaries sometimes people have a reason to dislike a joke #like idk maybe its silly of me to overreact #i only make jokes like that if im talking to really close friends who i know for sure mean nothing by it #i cant read ppls minds from tags #i dont know all of you and those comments make me uncomfortable

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carrieway · 6 months

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i just think ghosting someone should be illegal

#esp if the person has bpd . no this isnt about me (it is)#it's just bad boss #ive slowly gotten better at trying not to think about the person but alas . they're appearing in my nightmares .#not much i can do about that besides feeling awful n just trying not to sleep after #idk ! idk i tried . i tried to not be like a previous friend i had who was rlly gross n manipulative to me #whilst Also being much older (i was seventeen n they were twenty four or twenty six i dont remember)#idk. ethan says i wasnt bad but its still gripping onto my brain yknow #also it just sucks being ghosted sucks this is the second time it's happened from someone i trusted #[united states of whatever voice] whatever #(it's more like . Wuhtevr .)#nothing i can do but cope with random f/n/af videos #im watching a person i like try to be sister l/o/cation blindfolded :] they're doing well even with how hard it is #i cant even beat night four Seeing things (well barely seeing things bc its so dark i genuinely cant see)#so it's rlly neat . also i know how to skip the night now bc of a joke he made >:D #also to anyone reading this i am not trying to come across as like Woe Is Me Feel Bad For Me bc like ew #NDNDNDN my tone is very just flat n matter of fact rather than trying to garner sympathy #but also i dont necessarily think it's bad to want sympathy however i dislike it when people go about it in such a way #where it's like . being down on themselves to such an amount that you Know they're playing it up . does that make sense #idk . im saying nothing <3 n im very tired n doing bad so im not making much sense my apologies #does a ditty before kickflipping my way back to f/n/af video world #blabs

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bitchfitch · 1 year

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Thing I want to draw when i have the time and hand mobility:

a short comic of Adonis and Ione at the grocery store. Ione is carrying the basket which seems to mostly have meat candy and booze in it.

Adonis picks something up off the shelf.

I: Oh wait. Check to make sure it's not sugar free, i can't have a lot of types of artificial sweeteners.

A: How do I check?

I: It's usually written on the box? Look for something that says 'sugar free' or 'artificially sweetened.'

Adonis holds the box up and examines it closely before looking back up at her.

A: I can't read.

I: Ah.

#Hes an acomplished sculptor and widely beloved performer/strong man. He does a lot of security work #And hes still 6 years old and has had very little opportunity to learn how to read #Like this would still be in the time period everyone is calling him 'Stones' because they have no way of finding out his name #he cant talk or spell or read #Adonis isnt exactly a common name thats going to show up on lists #so even though its an A name just reading off a baby naming book until they find it isn't going to work #They're lucky one of the acrobats knew sign because her sisters deaf and could start teaching him the very basics needed #for him to communicate more than 'yes' and 'no'#and that Ione is a quick learner and got touch signing down so that the two of them could chat too #People are a Lot less weird about her when shes got someone with her and the sorta Assumptions people tend to make #when its her and Adonis together specifically #Like it goes from 'Oh shit the giant snake woman who can turn living flesh to stone with just a look is coming this way'#to 'oh hey shes got a stone statue guy with her and they're obviously close and hes opening the door for her and #warning her of the obstacles she cant see because of her blindfold. Thats actually kinda cute'#tbh the joke is the absurdity of a medusa and a stone statue having this conversation in a piggly wiggly or somethin.

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cuntstable · 2 years

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i think people with horrific parent relationships or dead parents or whatever are gods strongest soldiers, not even for enduring all of that really, but because we have to hold back so many funny jokes that would Ruin The Vibe because people dont get it

#im NOT talking about trauma dumping. i mean like genuinely funny bits that just so happen to be ’dark’. i guess. but people who dont get it #just read it as like… Coping With Humour or whatever which like i get that. but sometimes its just a joke. like its okay to laugh #like i cant joke about my dad getting thrown back in jail and how that means i cant guilt trip him into buying me shit anymore because #people think its sad like………. i get it but also it is a little funny 😭

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angeltannis · 11 months

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I keep reading Pharah’s line about “passing” and it’s so weirdly phrased that I don’t fully understand what she’s getting at. Passing is typically (not always, but usually) used like, as a positive-ish thing, and mostly in trans circles…? Also Baptiste’s nonchalant response is such a weird way to respond to that? “No, you don’t at all look like a straight person” ??

I feel like there are a million better ways they could have phrased a “Do I look like a heterosexual to you?” joke lmao, but somebody at Blizzard must have been googling LGBT terminology, landed on “passing” and went “ooh write that down, write that down!”

#idk if I’m wording it in a way that makes Any sense at all but to me this reads so weird and awkward #I feel like somebody who worked on this story was trying to get a ‘Pharah is offended someone could think she’s straight’ joke in there #but it probably got watered down over multiple drafts with big wigs being like YOU CANT SAY THAT ABOUT STRAIGHT PEOPLE

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silverislander · 4 months

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got through another church service :) (people wouldn't stop touching me without asking) (got guilt tripped abt not coming around anymore twice) (extremely aware i was being watched and judged the whole time) (everyone only seems to remember my brothers accomplishments) (they still fucking do gendered call and responses in 2023)

#but fuck it! i got through it #the guilt tripping doesnt work anymore anyway so i just kinda. roll w it #theyll be like 'wow its been such a Long Time... we miss you...' and then hit me with the boomer stare. jokes on you bc i just smile + nod #now were both staring at each other in silence and you made it awkward. who feels guilty now pamela #levi.txt #seriously tho im so fucking tense my shoulders hurt. i hate how everyone feels the right to fucking touch me at church so much #i KNOW you want to say hi and thats fine just PLEASE dont come up behind me and clap your hands on my shoulders #i will gladly shake your hand or whatever. you dont need to physically grab me we can be normal abt this i promise #unfortunately i have a really bad freeze response so i usually cant manage 'please dont do that' or 'stop' if startled #and the womens/mens call and responses? how are we still. doing that #idk i didnt expect them to be trans affirming all of a sudden or whatever ik theyre transphobic im just. ugh. bad surprise #and watching people try to 'subtly' look and see which lines im reading or why i sound Like That. it makes me feel like a zoo animal #i forget how much church is an anxiety trigger for me. fuck #glad its over. i only have to go on christmas eve and easter while im living at home and thats fair enough for me

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nomaishuttle · 5 months

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fighting for my life trying to find info abt specificslly being an autistic parent to allistic kids but you search Autistic parent to allistic kids and evrry single thing is ITS SO FUCKING HARD TO HAVE A WEIRD FREAK WEIRD GROSS WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD SCARY ODD BLUNT AUTISTIC CHILD !!! WHEN YOU ARE NORMAL AND GOOD !!! can we all kill ourselves

#i did find a pretty good article im reading through. so ya.. it was a little upsetting at first bc they talked abt like. the author is l #autistic so they were talking abt an interaction they had with an allistic woman who had autistic parents and siblings #and she said some like. truly vile things and this person is a Far better person than me bc theyre like. well the way the she feels is sort #of a mirror of the way i felt growing up in an allistic family. which is fair but also i for shre wouldbe cussed this woman out very much #sry . she was saying shit abt how awful it was to see 2 autistic people presenting and being appreciated by their colleagues and how her #parents were broken and she was Real in a way they werent . like damn sry abt yr childhood but thats like. idk. im trying to be empathetic #but i am a broken and evil autistic person so im having some difficulty 😯#sry. i have judt been thinking abt it bc i might adopt kids bc idk likee. yk. idk what the womb situation will be and i cant afford to get #my eggs frozen etc. so theres a high chance my kids might not be autistic. which is sort of scary and i wanted 2 try and see testimonies #from autistic parents judt 2 see like. what their experience was #obv ill still love my kids KRNFJFNG even if theyre weird freaky allistics (#JOKING JOKING JOKING JOKING JOKING sry if my future kids r reading this.)#but yk i just wanted to see some of the things 2 look out for.#bc obviously. some things that are really good for autistic children can feel either stifling or distant to an allistic kid. which you can #say abt anything lol thats every kid but ykwin.

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