i just think that archie can have a little gender fuckery and enjoy being called jim’s boyfriend. as a treat
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You have to understand that when I say "pretty" I'm not talking about girls, I mean exclusively in an Olu way. When I say "handsome" I'm not talking about guys, I mean exclusively in an Archie way. When I say "striking" I'm not talking about a knife, I mean exclusively in a Jim way. And when I say "beautiful" I am, yes, referring to the piece of art that is the entire garlicule. In this essay I will-
@possumsmushroom @ruecrown @fool-for-luv
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QUEER PIRATE CLUB DISCORD!
Looking for an OFMD community that centers queer, lesbian, and trans content? Look no further than the queer pirate club discord server. All people are welcome to join, and there's bounteous space for art sharing, sprints, brainstorming, and general community building!
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my mentor is supposed to help me navigate doing a phd while autistic, so I told her I've been having trouble focusing this week because ofmd was cancelled and the 'tism gives me shrimp levels of attachment to things, and she very unhelpfully was like
'yeah it's okay to not be able to focus, it sounds like you need to engage with this thing you love and reassure your brain it's still there'
like cathy you're supposed to peer pressure me into doing my work and instead you've got me to peer pressure you into watching a tv show??
anyways she's loving it
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Ok this fandom has so little ship name consistency - like they don't even use the same rules! - so before I pick one at random I'm putting it to a vote!
Options derived by centering my mind and asking "What would people using *existing ship name x* come up with for this?" 😆
Feel free to argue for whatever you want in the tags, but your write-in will have to win on overwhelming and undeniable tag / reblog support alone lol
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i'll say the pacing didn't really bother me THAT much this season until this ep, but now i'm mourning those extra two episodes we didn't get because they would've been complete game changers like
1) other people have said this but an extra episode between 2x05 and 2x06 of Ed and Stede trying to "take it slow" for one (1) day + some much needed jimarchie oluzheng development pre-oluzheng reunion + fun crew shenanigans + reintroduce the ricky threat earlier, give it time to sizzle
> Calypso's Birthday = 2x07
> Man on Fire = 2x08 (and their separation would perfectly mirror the Calico Jack breakup, which was 1x08!)
and then
2) Mermen gets split into two episodes:
2x09 = from Ed failing to be a fisherman to the all-pirate alliance with Zheng (more time for the tension and conflict to really build up, plus the successful love confession and kiss paralleling the failed love confession and kiss from 1x09)
2x10 = from the suicide mission to the ending (again better pacing re: tension and conflict, more breathing time for Izzy's death to really settle emotionally and make the reason for that death more transparent before moving on to the inn and the wedding, more time with each loose thread from this season that's being wrapped —Zheng and the crew, where everybody's going with their lives, what the Revenge will be up to and how that might look like, Ricky's reaction to this whole thing, and then on that, setting up what's coming next season better)
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LUCIUS
PETE HUGGING LUCIUS
EVERYONE HUGGING LUCIUS
THE LUPETE OF IT ALL
I'M SO HAPPY MY HEART IS FULL
Sea witch??????
NO MORE /IZZY/ the trailer lied so baaaaaad
The new first mate always kills the previous first mate????? Izzy killed for the job????
IZZY ON THE WALLS We did NOT see that one coming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lucius standing his ground and being a bit deranged yesssss I've prayed for times like these
Ed using his Sherlock Holmes-like brain powers for evil is scary as fuck
JimArchie is everything OT3 here we go
Ok maybe OT4?
Oh god I really wanted dark!Lucius but this is hard to watch :( my poor baby your trauma is showing (also kinda ironical that Lucius is the canon Rat Man now. Sprizzy win? Somehow?)
"I loved you...best I could" what.the.hell????????? (Edizzy is winning all the bingos so far I'm fucking impressed)
Fuck. I knew since s1 ended that Ed being very suicidal was likely, but to see it actually play out... it hurts so much, fuuuuuuck.
Stede being emotionally inteligent! We love to see it!
"Two messed-up kids, probably" lol yeah
"That's a bit misogynistic, man" 😂😂😂
Ed "there can be no happy couples on sight" Teach attacks again
"All love dies, I'm just hastening the process" and somehow that's both about Stede and about Izzy, I'm gonna jump of a cliff now
Fuuuuuck. Those last 10 minutes were increible. Also the most painful thing I've ever seen. Fuuuuuuuuck.
"Maybe that's the best he's ever gonna get." "Some people are just broken not matter what you do" Well I'm not ready to believe that either.
Hopefully this is rock bottom already, and we can only go up.
PS: I'm so so proud of Jim. Also, to reiterate, I'm in terrible pain
What a fucking ride
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I need someone to kiss me like Jim and Archie kiss ok why am I always the freshly amputated Izzy and not the hot enby getting kissed by the hot girl or the hot girl getting kissed by the hot enby
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