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vitaliskravtsov · 2 years

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DUDE I NEED MORE OF THAT JEWISH KENT FIC

ANON I LOVE YOU 😭😭 WOULD YOU LIKE A SNIP I CAN GIVE ANOHER SNIP

Pretty much everyone loves Kent, which is a thing Swoops has come to terms with as the season has started- Kent is friendly with everyone, and he's good at it.

Maybe, if he won't talk to Swoops, it's just because they aren't close enough, despite living together for almost eight months.

He decides, right then and there, that he will be the best damn friend Kent V. Parson has ever had.

This is, of course, going to be an extended crusade, so Swoops goes and buys Kent's favorite coffee blend online (it's this absurd small-batch thing that's made in Maine, and Kent refuses to actually get it shipped, so he routinely asks Chara to visit the Mariners, buy him some, and bring it to TD Garden, which only works about 2/3 of the time) and puts in for it to be express shipped to his house.

Then, like a very mature professional hockey player, he downs a bottle of Gatorade (yellow, which he must have just grabbed at the store out of habit from living with Kent and being stuck on grocery shopping duty) and passes the fuck out on his couch.

This WIP is, btw, over 5k now and we still have all single MCs aksjsh

#Anon #Anonymous #Ask #Ask answered #Omgcp #jewish omgcp #*mine #Wip tag #Ken Parson

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onesleep-twopie · 1 year

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Jack and Holster.

Applesauce vs. sour cream.

Discuss.

#i think jack is probably applesauce #bc fruit is healthier for you maybe? 🤷‍♀️#but then when he finds out holster is team applesauce #jack switches to sour cream and never has applesauce ever again #omgcp #omgcheckplease #you can pry jewish jack from my cold dead hands

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coffee-at-annies · 2 years

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Love everyone saying “no Holster is hot” in the notes of Ngozi’s post from the official omgcheckplease account saying he’s ugly but it feels a way that the author is saying that the only canonically Jewish character is supposed to be ugly.

#yes I know there’s common Jewish headcanons about Jack but that’s headcanon not canon #wish there was other Jewish characters so it didn’t feel so bad but there isn’t any others #it also hurts because holster is one of two religious minority characters and everyone else is Christian or non-religious #I’m pretty sure Nursey is Muslim but if that’s unconfirmed then I guess holster is our only religious minority #omgcp #jomgcp

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uncleshits · 1 year

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specifically headcanons that people have been convinced/convinced themselves its actually canon

#omgcp #check please

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number-one-jew · 3 years

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Omgcheckplease characters who are Jewish:

Holster (obvi)

Jack (his last name is literally Zimmermann fuck you)

Shitty (the flow)

Tater (latke)

Nursey (he definitely went to a Jewish private school with Shitty)

Whisky (rip but you know he has Jewish frat bro vibes in the worst way)

#omgcheckplease #jewish omgcp #jack zimmermann #jewish holster #Shitty #tater #nursey #connor whisk #whisky

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samwellwaffles · 5 years

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holsom au where holster is a rabbi at one of the local shuls and one of ransom’s work friends who is jewish has their wedding at holster’s shul and they have a connection and start dating

#i have so many soft thoughts about rabbi!holster #omgcp #jewish omgcp #my gjb holster #holsom

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booboothedude · 6 years

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shoutout to n for the lil hanukkiah in the bg for the holster pic

look at this baby jewish bro i love him

#jomgcp #jewish omgcp #omgcp #omg check please #check please #jewish check please #holster #jewish holster #canon jewish holster #2018 already DOPE #love my boi :’))#adam birkholtz

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aokayinspace · 6 years

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Nate the nutritionist catching Jack and Tater eating soufganiot: Those are not on your approved diet plans! I expected more from you, especially, Zimmermann!

Jack: Holiday traditions don’t count *steals three more soufganiot before running away*

Tater: *grabs the rest of the plate and follows*

#while jack is usually a stickler for his diet plan #holidays don’t count #it’s a good thing Channukkah is 8 days long!#jack zimmermann #jewish jack #jewish tater #alexei mashkov #omgcp #jewish omgcp

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striveattemptfail · 2 years

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❄️🎁 Happy Ham-Ham Haus Christmas! 🎁❄️

[ 🐦 twt / 🦈 src / 🍂 src / 🦞 src / Click image for HD! ]

A belated omgsp Secret Santa gift for @atlasthemayor~! Happy holidays and enjoy these frogs hamsters<3

Bonus notes:

See above links for sources to each of their sweaters! Unfortunately I couldn’t find direct source for Chowder’s but the image was insp/ref for his sweater

I also couldn’t find a way to include each of their gifts, but here is Chowder’s, Nursey’s, and Dex’s

Yes, the Christmas tree is covered in pucks from Faber. The toy sticks and other decorations are from Wal-Mart probs lol

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dykeseinfeld · 3 years

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every couple of weeks i have to remember that adam birkholtz technically in canon is a cis straight white econ major former hockey player turned corporate consultant just to keep me humble

#imagine having all of these struggles at once....#at least he's jewish otherwise i would literally have to kill him #omgcp #she speaks #f: omgcp

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b1ttle · 3 years

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It’s a beautiful day to think about how Jack Zimmermann is autistic

#it’s autistic PRIDE month bitch ✌️#also my birthday month which is very fitting 😌#inspired by ibakesouffles’ Jewish Jack post because #yes and ALSO #omgcheckplease #omgcp #Jack Zimmermann #zimms #mine

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sweetsummerchildchowder · 3 years

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i have seen a lot of jewish jack zimmermann going around and i just thought i would share that i have a jewish friend named jack zimmermann

#omgcp #check please #samwell men's hockey #jack zimmermann #incorrect omgcp #zimbits #hockey #jewish #irlhockey #irl friends

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