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becca. she/they. 22. big fan of soup. allergic to Not Thinking That Hard About It (also dust)
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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
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Grad school is lying to you. You can indulge fixations on obscure topics on your own time. You can sit in a library color-coding notes on articles printed from JSTOR for free. You can argue with dead philosophers in essay format whenever you like. Academia is a state of mind.
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redesign for lesbian visibility week 🩷🧸🫶
click for quality (my shop) (instagram) (tip me) (shirts)
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes
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we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone
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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update
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