📞 Ring Ring~

Jessica Telephone?

Jessica Telephone does not have a Ryu Number.

me to the car accident victim I rescued during a snow storm and tied to a bed, standing over them holding a sledge hammer like kathy bates from misery:

okay so then quitter hits a single and the crabs all collapse on the field and it looks like the pods have won, but then wyatt gets on the microphone and says he made a deal no LISTEN the hall stars come out and THERES SEBASTIAN and now he and Jessica are on different teams fighting to the death, just staring at each other

Folks I have returned from my slumber (my computer broke)

anyway im posting my hyperfixations here let me be

REJOICE. PLAY BALL!

tonight i flee to you, to breathe and in the hush of our together, all my trouble flees

i don’t think i need to state that this silly little number simulator meant a lot to me. i’d wanted to maybe do something a little more grand - and maybe eventually i will - but one of my favorite artists put out a new EP the same day the game’s end was announced, and it served as a kind of bittersweet musical backdrop to the whole thing for me.

there are going to be a million different interpretations of the end of Blaseball, as there rightly should be, but i like to think there are some where everyone gets to be happy. the teletwins deserve that as much as anyone, i think.

i love you jessica telephone. happy pie day everyone

Word on the street is a dirtbag from another decade is wheeling around New Amsterdam—a cold-calling legendary writer with a mean streak and a chip on her shoulder.

You’d better not cross her path. I hear she’s a heavy hitter.

A design of Jessica Telephone of Blaseball as a Bomb Rush Cyberfunk playable character! Alias “Dial,” since it seems like most of the writers in BRC have assumed one-word names. Stay tuned for her cyberhead alternate 👀☎️

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BLASETOBER DAY 22 - JESSICA TELEPHONE

(New… Old)

Hey guys I’m back :D

ariadne’s thread

After you finally escape from an awful, hellish nightmare filled with death and capricious, petty gods, what is there to do but rock out?

KLLR4THPDS (Killer For The Pods)

alt jessjay! (these are @riseinviolence's alt thoughts<3)

ID: A digital illustration of alternate Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers from the video game Blaseball. They're standing pressed against each other, with Jaylen in front of Jessica's shoulder. Jessica is taller, smiling down at her and leaning on a bat. She's wearing a Dallas Steaks jersey. Jaylen is rubbing her own shoulder, looking off to the side with a straight face. She's wearing a Seattle Garages jersey. Both of them are also noticeably scarred.

HAPPY ONE YEAR OF FLOWERS JESSICA TELEPHONE. HAPPY ONE YEAR OF FAILGIRL JESSICA TELEPHONE.

Hey remember when I did that Telephone Twins Antigone piece? What if I made a zine about it >:)

Pods Jesstel falin-esque squirrel chimera DO U SEE IT...