CHORBY SOUL : SHARK BAIT
My piece for the Fashion & Food zine
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how did jaylen react to blaseball ending. how did she cope. one moment shes vaulted and unstable and may never see anyone she cared about again and the next everyone is freed from playing blaseball including her. surely thatd kinda fuck you up after months of separation and fear right
edit: hi theres a lot more of you than i expected. uh. i do commissions. sorry our budgets been shit for like 2 months im kinda desperate rn
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ID: Digital drawing of Nevaeh Flapper from Blaseball kneeling and blowing into a long trumpet pointed at the Earth. Text in the background reads "bwaaa" (elongated to fill up the entire background.) End ID.
the tumpet
inspired by this post
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i've been putting this off for a while, but here's my pitching machine IRM. template by @littleguysdaily
ID: a drawing of a smiling short-haired brown dog looking off to the side, with one leg lifted and tail almost straight like it's coming out of a pointing pose. the template says NAME: Pitching Machine, SKILL: projectile vomiting b(l)aseballs. in the bottom left corner, there's a rating system for the following traits: CHUCKABILITY, ENGAGING, SQUISHINESS, SPLORPABILITY, BONES, and MEDIA LITERACY. all of them are rated with 1 to 3 stars, except for bones, which is rated with 1 to 3 skulls. for pitching machine, her chuckability is 3 out of 3 stars, engaging is 2 out of 3 stars, squishiness is 1 out of 3 stars, splorpability is 3 out of 3 stars, bones is 2 out of 3 stars, and media literacy is 0 out of 3 stars. there's a colored-in radar chart in the bottom right corner that shows the same data but on a chart. chuckability is at the top, and the rest are situated clockwise around the hexagonal chart. /end ID.
(psst. secret version under the cut)
ID: the same exact chart as above, except her chuckability rating has so many stars it goes off the page. the chuckability section in the radar chart goes off the chart and extends all of the way to the top of the canvas. /end ID
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alt jessjay! (these are @riseinviolence's alt thoughts<3)
ID: A digital illustration of alternate Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers from the video game Blaseball. They're standing pressed against each other, with Jaylen in front of Jessica's shoulder. Jessica is taller, smiling down at her and leaning on a bat. She's wearing a Dallas Steaks jersey. Jaylen is rubbing her own shoulder, looking off to the side with a straight face. She's wearing a Seattle Garages jersey. Both of them are also noticeably scarred.
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my blaseball winter exchange piece for @squidbroom :D song about jaylen! lyrics under the cut :)
why should i care about you
when you don’t care about me?
you only care about
a person i don’t know how to be
is your life something you’d miss?
why would i want your release?
i don’t like that you don’t like
that i don’t want any peace
i never asked you for this
the person wanting was you
you have to live with the fact
that i’m not "living" with you
you say that i came back wrong
you mean that i’m not the same
was that not telegraphed?
i think we both know who's to blame!
i don’t owe you anything, no, no
you don't get to tell me so
i’m not in the debt
of someone who never met me
did you really think you could take me alive?
cause i’m not!
i’m not alive anymore!
i don’t play by your rules, of course
what did you expect when you opened up that door?
cause you get what you pay for
i’m what you paid for!
am i not?!
and i wont stop!
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we're SO back @blaseball
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is anyone like... reselling garages cassettes... specifically the unstable cassette... i have a bunch of the others but missed out on that one and now idk if the garages will ever start selling them againnnn
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NAIL! BAT!
allison’s the love of my life, the light in my darkness, my darling. blushin and kickin my feet rn
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also because i saw a post about some parallels between derrick krueger and jaylen: i cannot be consoled knowing that they both have different variations of "you were the best if only for a moment" (hotdogfingers got incinerated as a wonderful pitcher and came back mediocre, krueger came out of the black hole during coronation as a wonderful pitcher after being mediocre and then blaseball just Ended)
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ID: Digital drawing of Nevaeh Flapper from Blaseball. Flapper is a humanoid angel with six wings. She is holding a baseball in one hand and a bat in the other. A small halo of light surrounds her head in the background. End ID.
be not afraid (said to myself while trying to figure out how to draw and shade the wings)
here's my blaseball winter exchange piece for @zayphora! i miss the gamma 4 garages 🥺
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🎵 GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE WORLD, SUNSHINE!
welcome back to the land of the living, derrick krueger! it’s been awhile, huh?
derrick interp by marn @charaznablescanontoyota who won the blaseball blorbo lottery today. lyrics from GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE by The Narcissist Cookbook.
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Listen, am I glad to see all these players again? Heck yeah! But they keep falling on my car and at this point I can NOT afford more repairs!
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Goodwin Morin: Pitcher for the Garages, Lineup on the Vault Legends and More!
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