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Just for fun, imagine this as the cast/contestants of an American adaptation of “Physical 100”:
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, actor/former pro wrestler
Martin Sensmeier, actor/model
Jason Momoa, actor
Adam Driver, actor/former U.S. Marine
Brie Larson, actress
Brandon Curry, bodybuilder
Christian Guzman, bodybuilder/YouTuber
Bradley Martin, bodybuilder/YouTuber
Kali Muscle, bodybuilder/actor/YouTuber
Nonito Donaire, boxer
Deontay Wilder, boxer
Mary McGee, boxer
Andre Ward, boxer (retired)
Lauren Taylor, CrossFit
Jocko Willink, former Navy SEAL
Cydney Gillon, IFBB professional figure and fitness competitor
Renee Enos, influencer/bodybuilder
Massy Arias, influencer/health and fitness coach
Jen Selter, influencer/fitness model
Lauren Drain, influencer/fitness model
Logan Paul, influencer/WWE wrestler
Jake Paul, influencer/boxer
Mike Trout, MLB
Bryce Harper, MLB
Mark Kolozsvary, MLB
Jesus Ferreira, MLS
Zach LaVine, NBA
Steph Curry, NBA
Seth Curry, NBA
Jimmy Butler, NBA
Jordan Clarkson, NBA
Jeremy Lin, NBA/PLG
Shaquille O’Neal, NBA (retired)
Brock Purdy, NFL
Patrick Mahomes, NFL
Jimmy Garoppolo (“Jimmy G”), NFL
Jalen Hurts, NFL
Joe Burrow, NFL
Josh Allen, NFL
Tyreek Hill, NFL
Phil Kessel, NHL
Becky Sauerbrunn, NWSL
Ariel Torres, Olympic bronze medalist in karate
Nevin Harrison, Olympic gold medalist in canoeing
Jennifer Valente, Olympic gold medalist in cycling
Andrew Capobianco, Olympic gold medalist in diving
Nathan Chen, Olympic gold medalist in figure skating
Alex Hall, Olympic gold medalist in freestyle skiing
Simone Biles, Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics
Aly Raisman, Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics
Gabby Douglas, Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics
Sunisa “Suni” Lee, Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics
Lindsey Vonn, Olympic gold medalist in skiing
Chloe Kim, Olympic gold medalist in snowboarding
Nick Baumgartner, Olympic gold medalist in snowboarding
Katie Ledecky, Olympic gold medalist in swimming
Nathan Adrian, Olympic gold medalist in swimming
Michael Cherry, Olympic gold medalist in track and field
Rai Benjamin, Olympic gold medalist in track and field
Athing Mu, Olympic gold medalist in track and field
Katie Moon, Olympic gold medalist in track and field (pole vault)
David Taylor, Olympic gold medalist in wrestling
Nyjah Huston, professional skateboarder
Matt Ladley, professional snowboarder
Mia Fishel, professional soccer player (Tigres UANL Femenil)
Brian Shaw, professional strongman
Jerry Pritchett, professional strongman
Dom Gabriel (“Dom Cruise”), reality TV star (The Mole/Perfect Match)
Joey Sasso, reality TV star (The Circle/Perfect Match)
Kolohe Andino, surfer
Gemma Nguyen, stunt performer/martial artist (see: Gamology)
Noah Fleder, stunt performer (see: Gamology)
Vincent Bouillon, stunt performer (see: John Wick Chapter 4)
Chris Brewster, stunt performer (see: Daredevil)
Lateef Crowder dos Santos, stunt performer (see: The Mandalorian)
Danica Goodheart, U.S. Army veterinarian and NPC Figure competitor
Colby Covington, UFC
Julianna Peña, UFC
Stipe Miocic, UFC
Dustin Jacoby, UFC
Kelvin Gastelum, UFC
Beneil Dariush, UFC
Max Holloway, UFC
Cub Swanson, UFC
Matt Schnell, UFC
Tatiana Suarez, UFC
Rose Namajunas, UFC
Holly Holm, UFC
Breanna Stewart, WNBA
Candace Parker, WNBA
Roman Reigns, WWE
Dolph Ziggler, WWE
Alexa Bliss, WWE
Cody Rhodes, WWE
Ronda Rousey, WWE/former MMA fighter
Brock Lesnar, WWE/former MMA fighter
Mikhail Varshavski (“Dr. Mike”), YouTuber and amateur boxer
Cassey Ho (“Blogilates”), YouTuber
Adrienne Mishler (“Yoga with Adrienne”), YouTuber
Jeff Cavaliere (“ATHLEAN-X”), YouTuber/bodybuilder
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How about 17: If there was an Olympics for every day activities, what would they stand a chance at winning a medal in? for Jake and Rosie?
Thank you for the ask! ❤️
Jake: running to the bus
Rosie: jumping to conclusions
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Hollywood Reporter, October 30
Cover: Fighting for the Future of Film 
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Page 11: The Report -- AT&T’s shadow war resets as activist investors claim wins 
Page 12: Why Wall Street doesn’t mind cable’s “Dark” pay TV future 
Page 14: When movies shift over to streaming: Bonuses just go out the window, When will Netflix finally end its content cash burn? 
Page 16: $0 is magic number for new streamers: It’s About Scale, Wanna Boost Box Office -- host a Q&A 
Page 18: Box Office, Broadcast TV, Cable TV, Billboard Hot 100, Billboard 200 
Page 20: Tribute to Robert Evans -- William Friedkin 
Page 21: Rose McGowan, Joe Eszterhas, Phillip Noyce, Christine Peters 
Page 22: Feinberg Forecast -- Nominations, Britannias and Oscar Prom in October -- Best Picture -- The Irishman, 1917, Actor -- Matt Damon, Actress -- Scarlett Johansson, Director -- Greta Gerwig, Original Screenplay -- Us 
Page 24: 7 Days of Deals -- How Endemol turns Banijay into a truly global TV powerhouse, It’s a Bird It’s a Plane It’s a lot more spinoffs, Rights Available -- Thumbs by Sean Lewis, Tiny Imperfections by Alli Frank and Asha Youmans, Film -- Rachel Weisz, Bill Condon, Craig Mazin and Ted Elliot to develop a Pirates of the Caribbean reboot, Shia LaBeouf and Vanessa Kirby, Kelly Marie Tran 
Page 25: Justin Bieber, Television -- Dwyane Wade, Amy Poehler, Johnny Galecki and Anthony Del Broccolo, Alia Shawkat and Jeff Bridges, Digital -- Jared Harris and Lee Pace to star in Apple+ space drama Foundation, Beau Willimon, Freddie Prinze Jr., Joseph Mawle will play the main villain on Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series, Rep Sheet -- Gwyneth Paltrow, Ozuna, Ross Mathews, Chris Diamantopoulos, Ayesha Curry, Next Big Thing -- Ana de la Reguera 
Page 27: Why Hollywood still doesn’t have a consensus presidential candidate 
Page 28: Long before #MeToo a showbiz secretary skewered Selznick 
Page 29: The unconventional path of Prince’s memoir -- Esther Newberg, Ian Schrager returns to the Sunset Strip 
Page 30: About Town -- Governors Awards -- Laura Dern and Isabella Rossellini and Kyle MacLachlan, Jennifer Lopez, Jon Hamm and Olivia Wilde, David Lynch, Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Quentin Tarantino, Lina Wertmuller, Charlize Theron and John Lithgow and Regina King and Damon Lindelof, Wes Studi and Christian Bale, Geena Davis and Jim Gianopulos, Mark Twain Prize -- Elaine and Dave Chappelle, Tiffany Haddish, Morgan Freeman and Chris Tucker, Nancy Pelosi, Common and daughter Omoye Assata Lynn 
Page 31: Britannia Awards -- Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Kerry Washington and Lupita Nyong’o, John C. Reilly, Taron Egerton and Dexter Fletcher, Norman Lear, Jordan Peele and wife Chelsea Peretti, Michael Howells and wife Courtney Howells and Matthew Wiseman and wife Lisa, Jackie Chan and Vin Diesel, Steve Coogan and Chantal Rickards and Hilary Roberts, Lorne Michaels, Bradley Cooper with daughter Lea De Seine Shayk Cooper, Michael Che and Colin Jost 
Page 32: Yes I Did Say That! Rachel Maddow, Bob Iger, Ted Mundorff, Tyler Perry, Kelly Bachman, Martha Stewart on Felicity Huffman, Amanda Knox on Lady Gaga, Kurt Sutter, Flashback -- Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2015 
Page 34: Rambling Reporter -- Josh Brolin avenges Santa Monica crime fighters, Strauss Zelnick goes topless in youth pill ad, how Koch went from Howard to Hawk, the day Taika Waititi made little Archie Yates cry 
Page 35: Hitched, Hatched, Hired, Power Dining -- Lenny Kravitz, Haim Saban, Maria Shriver and son Patrick Schwarzenegger, Lindsey Vonn, Bob Simonds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Andrew Garfield, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Joel Silver, Gary Gilbert, Natalie Portman and Ellen Pompeo double date, Jason Momoa, Lea Michele, Harrison Ford 
Page 36: The Business -- Mimi Leder 
Page 38: Who broke NDAs for Bombshell
Page 42: Who Wants to Take on Fox News? 
Page 44: My plea for a best blockbuster Oscar 
Page 45: Behind the Screen -- The sound of a de-aged De Niro 
Page 48: Style -- Ralph Lauren shares insights about his life and work on the eve of the HBO documentary Very Ralph 
Page 50: The “Shape Shifter” costumes of Harriet 
Page 52: Dan Aykroyd’s haunted hotspots 
Page 54: Cover Story -- The Executive Roundtable 
Page 62: Welcome to the Flim Flam Film Fest 
Page 66: Awards Season -- 42 movies in on Oscar 
Page 70: Making of Marriage Story 
Page 74: Reviews -- The Morning Show 
Page 75: Social Climbers -- Actors -- Zac Efron, Kristen Bell, Scripted TV -- Rick and Morty, TV Personalities -- Trevor Noah 
Page 77: Backlot -- Rob Riggle’s plans to play nice as awards show host 
Page 78: Dr. Mehmet Oz on his show’s health, past mistakes and his future 
Page 80: 90 Years of THR -- In 1984 Terminator arrived and (kept coming back) 
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Natalya and her sister had a little bit too much fun on YouTube. She pulled the video and edited it before re-posting. Then Nattie addressed some wardrobe malfunctions that took place.
Despite the wardrobe malfunction, Dave continued with the tight clothes till he finally left the WWE for a career as a full-time actor. 1 Stephanie Exposed By Triple H This is a wardrobe malfunction that the WWE, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H all want you to forget. Rachel Riley suffers X-RATED wardrobe malfunction as she gives Countdown viewers an eyeful RACHEL RILEY gave Countdown viewers more than they bargained for as she suffered one almighty wardrobe.
Nothing dies on the internet, even after you delete it. Plenty of methods exist to capture a snapshot of cyber history with the click of a button. Someone snagged Nattie’s uncut video before she was able to get it out. The capture has no audio, but you can clearly see what Nattie was trying to hide.
Plenty of screenshots are floating around online. Let’s take a look at the video.
You can tell that Nattie and her sister had a great time while filming this video. The idea of Neidharts practicing wrestling moves on each other sounds like a great YouTube series. They might want to put on pants next time.
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2020 - Week 15
BUF - Andre Roberts leads the league with 1173 combined KR and PR yards
NE - Jake Bailey is second in the AFC with a 48.7 gross punting average
MIA - Xavier Howard leads the league with 9 INTs
NYJ - The Jets have won a game more recently than any other team in the AFC East
BAL - Marlon Humphrey and Marcus Peters are first and second in the AFC in forced fumbles
PIT - TJ Watt leads the league with 13 sacks
CLE - Myles Garrett is second in the AFC with 11 sacks
CIN - Vonn Bell is tied for second in the league with 2 fumble recoveries.
TEN - Jeffrey Simmons leads the league with 3 fumble recoveries
JAX - James Robinson is second in the AFC with 1414 all-purpose yards
IND - Khari Willis is second in the AFC with 93 INT return yards
HOU - Deshaun Watson has a QB rating of 110.6, tied for tops in the AFC
KC - Tyreek Hill leads all wideouts with 1334 all-purpose yards
LV - Darren Waller led all TEs with 150 receiving yards this weekend, his third game over 100 yards receiving this year
LAC - Justin Herbert leads the league in pass attempts per game, with 40.8
DEN - Brandon McManus is perfect 14 of 14 on FGs under 50 yards this season
DAL - Tony Pollard is second in the NFC with 705 KR yards
WAS - Dustin Hopkins has attempted 14 40-59 yard FGs, most in the league
PHL - Jalen Hurts put up 401 yards and 4 TDs against the Cardinals
NYG - Graham Gano is a perfect 12 of 12 on 30-39 yard FGs, the most without a miss in the league this year
GB - Aaron Rodgers 118 QB rating is comfortably tops in the league
CHI - Roquan Smith is second in the league with 89 solo tackles
DET - Against the Titans, Marvin Jones had his second 100+ yard receiving game of the last three weeks
MIN - Dalvin Cook leads the league with 1833 all-purpose yards
NO - Alvin Kamara is second in the NFC with 1560 all-purpose yards
TB - Tom Brady is second in the NFC with 3886 passing yards
ATL - Younghoe Koo leads the league with 133 points
CAR - Donte Jackson leads the league with 110 interception return yards
SEA - Russell Wilson is second in the league with 37 passing TDs
LAR - Aaron Donald leads the NFC with 12.5 sacks
ARI - Hassan Reddick is second in the league with 5 forced fumbles
SF - Robbie Gould is 9 for 9 on 40-49 yard FGs, second most in the league without a miss
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2018 U.S.A. Olympic Roster
Alpine Skiing
Stacey Cook (Mammoth Lakes, California)
Breezy Johnson (Victor, Idaho)
Megan McJames (Park City, Utah)
Alice McKennis (New Castle, Colorado)
Laurenne Ross (Bend, Oregon)
Mikaela Shiffrin (East Burke, Vermont)
Resi Stiegler (Jackson, Wyoming)
Lindsey Vonn (Vail, Colorado)
Jacqueline Wiles (White Pass, Washington)
Bryce Bennett (Squaw Valley, California)
Tommy Biesemeyer (Plattsburgh, New York)
David Chodounsky (Crested Butte, Colorado)
Ryan Cochrane-Siegle (Stowe, Vermont)
Mark Engel (Salt Lake City, Utah)
Tommy Ford (Bend, Oregon)
Jared Goldberg (Sugar House, Utah)
Tim Jitloff (Park City, Utah)
Nolan Kasper (East Burke, Vermont)
Ted Ligety (Park City, Utah)
Wiley Maple (Aspen, Colorado)
Steven Nyman (Park City, Utah)
Andrew Weibrecht (Lake Placid, New York)
Biathlon
Emily Dreissigacker (Morrisville, Vermont)
Susan Dunklee (Barton, Vermont)
Clare Egan (Cape Elizabeth, Maine)
Madeleine Phaneuf (Fairfax, Virginia)
Joanne Reid (Boulder, Colorado)
Lowell Bailey (Lake Placid, New York)
Tim Burke (Lake Placid, New York)
Russell Currier (Stockholm, Maine)
Sean Doherty (Conway, New Hampshire)
Leif Nordgren (Marine, Minnesota)
Cross County Skiing
Sadie Bjornsen (Anchorage, Alaska)
Rosie Brennan (Anchorage, Alaska)
Sophie Caldwell (Stratton, Vermont)
Jessie Diggins (Stratton, Vermont)
Kikkan Randall (Anchorage, Alaska)
Ida Sargent (Craftsbury, Vermont)
Liz Stephen (East Burke, Vermont)
Caitlin Patterson (Craftsbury, Vermont)
Rosie Frankowski (Anchorage, Alaska)
Annie Hart (Stratton, Vermont)
Kaitlyn Miller (Bowdoin, Maine)
Erik Bjornsen (Anchorage, Alaska)
Simi Hamilton (Middlebury, Vermont)
Andy Newell (Bennington, Vermont)
Patrick Caldwell (Lyme, New Hampshire)
Logan Hanneman (Fairbanks, Alaska)
Scott Patterson (Anchorage, Alaska)
Reese Hanneman (Fairbanks, Alaska)
Tyler Kornfield (Fairbanks, Alaska)
Noah Hoffman (Aspen, Colorado)
Freestyle Skiing
Kiley McKinnon (Madison, Connecticut)
Maddy Olsen (Park City, Utah)
Ashley Caldwell (Ashburn, Virginia)
Maddie Bowman (South Lake Tahoe, California)
Brita Sigourney (Park City, Utah)
Devin Logan (Mt. Snow, Vermont)
Annalisa Drew (Andover, Massachusetts)
Jaelin Kauf (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Morgan Schild (Pittsford, New York)
Tess Johnson (Vail, Colorado)
Keaton McCargo (Telluride, Colorado)
Maggie Voisin (Whitefish, Montana)
Caroline Claire (Manchester, Vermont)
Darian Stevens (Park City, Utah)
Eric Loughran (Park City, Utah)
Jon Lillis (Park City, Utah)
David Bohonnon (Madison, Connecticut)
David Wise (Reno, Nevada)
Torin Yater-Wallace (Basalt, Colorado)
Alex Ferreira (Aspen, Colorado)
Aaron Blunck (Crested Butte, Colorado)
Casey Andringa (Park City, Utah)
Troy Murphy (Park City, Utah)
Emerson Smith (Dover, Vermont)
Bradley Wilson (Butte, Montana)
Gus Kenworthy (Telluride, Colorado)
Nick Goepper (Lawrenceburg, Indiana)
McRae Williams (Salt Lake City, Utah)
Alex Hall (Park City, Utah)
Ski Jumping
Michael Glasder (Lake Forest, Illinois)
Sarah Hendrickson (Park City, Utah)
Nita Englund (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Abby Ringquist (Salt Lake City, Utah)
Kevin Bickner (Chicago, Illinois)
Will Rhoads (Concord, New Hampshire)
Casey Larson (Barrington, Illinois)
Bobsleigh
Codie Bascue (Whitehall, New York)
Evan Weinstock (Las Vegas, Nevada)
Steven Langton (Malden, Massachusetts)
Sam McGuffie (Cypress, Texas)
Nick Cunningham (Latham, New York)
Hakeem Abdul-Saboor (Powhatan, Virginia)
Chris Kinney (Stockbridge, Georgia)
Sam Michener (Gresham, Oregon)
Justin Olsen (San Antonio, Texas)
Carlo Valdes (Newport Beach, California)
Sgt. Chris Fogt (Orem, Utah)
Nathan Weber (Denver, Colorado)
Elana Taylor (Douglasville, Georgia)
Lauren Gibbs (Denver, Colorado)
Jamie Greubel-Poser (Princeton, New Jersey)
Aja Evans (Homewood, Illinois)
Curling
John Shuster (Duluth, Minnesota)
Tyler George (Duluth, Minnesota)
Matt Hamilton (Duluth, Minnesota)
John Landsteiner (Duluth, Minnesota)
Joe Polo (Cass Lake, Minnesota)
Nina Roth (Madison, Wisconsin)
Tabitha Peterson (St. Paul, Minnesota)
Aileen Geving (Duluth, Minnesota)
Becca Hamilton (Madison, Wisconsin)
Cory Christiansen (Duluth, Minnesota)
Figure Skating
Alexa Knierim (DuPage, Illinois)
Madison Chock (Novi, Michigan)
Madison Hubbell (Ann Arbor, Michigan)
Maia Shibutani (Ann Arbor, Michigan)
Speed Skating
Shani Davis (Chicago, Illinois)
Jonathan Garcia (Katy, Texas)
Kimani Griffin (Winston-Salem, North Carolina)
Brian Hansen (Milwaukee, Wisconsin)
Emery Lehman (Oak Park, Illinois)
Joey Mantia (Salt Lake City, Utah)
Mitch Whitmore (Waukesha, Wisconsin)
Heather Bergsma (High Point, North Carolina)
Brittany Bowe (Ocala, Florida)
Erin Jackson (Ocala, Florida)
Mia Manganello (Crestview, Florida)
Carlijn Schoutens (Trenton, New Jersey)
Jerica Tandiman (Kearns, Utah)
John-Henry Krueger (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
Thomas Hong (Laurel, Maryland)
Aaron Tran (Federal Way, Washington)
J.R. Celski (Federal Way, Washington)
Ryan Pivirotto (Ann Arbor, Michigan)
Maame Biney (Reston, Virginia)
Lana Gehring (Chicago, Illinois)
Jessica Smith (Melvindale, Michigan)
Hockey
Tony Granato (Madison, Wisconsin)
Keith Allain (New Haven, Connecticut)
Chris Chelios (Chicago, Illinois)
Ron Rolston (Fenton, Michigan)
Scott Young (Southborough, Massachusetts)
Chad Billins (Marysville, Michigan)
Noah Welch (Needham, Massachusetts)
John McCarthy (Boston, Massachusetts)
Brian O’Neill (Yardley, Pennsylvania)
Garrett Roe (Vienna, Virginia)
Brian Gionta (Rochester, New York)
Ryan Gunderson (Bensalem, Pennsylvania)
Broc Little (Phoenix, Arizona)
Bobby Butler (Marlborough, Massachusetts)
Ryan Donato (Scituate, Massachusetts)
Chris Bourque (Topsfield, Massachusetts)
Jordan Greenway (Canton, New York)
Jim Slater (Lapeer, Michigan)
Will Borgen (Moorhead, Minnesota)
James Wisniewski (Canton, Michigan)
Bobby Sanguinetti (Lumberton, New Jersey)
Troy Terry (Denver, Colorado)
Jonathon Blum (Rancho Santa Margarita, California)
Mark Arcobello (Milford, Connecticut)
Ryan Zapolski (Erie, Pennsylvania)
Brandon Maxwell (Winter Park, Florida)
David Leggio (Williamsville, New York)
Chad Kolarik (Abington, Pennsylvania)
Ryan Stoa (Bloomington, Minnesota)
Matt Gilroy (Manhasset, New York)
Cayla Barnes (Eastvale, California)
Megan Keller (Farmington, Michigan)
Kali Flanagan (Winchester, Massachusetts)
Monique Lamoureux-Morando (Grand Forks, North Dakota)
Emily Pfalzer (Buffalo, New York)
Meghan Duggan (Danvers, Massachusetts)
Haley Skarupa (Rockville, Maryland)
Kelly Pannek (Minneapolis, Minnesota)
Brianna Decker (Brookfield, Wisconsin)
Jocelyne Lamoureux-Davidson (Grand Forks, North Dakota)
Gisele Marvin (Bemidji, Minnesota)
Hannah Brandt (Maplewood, Minnesota)
Hilary Knight (Lake Forest, Illinois)
Kacey Bellamy (Westfield, Massachusetts)
Dani Cameranesi (Plymouth, Minnesota)
Kendall Coyne (Oak Lawn, Illinois)
Amanda Kessel (Madison, Wisconsin)
Nicole Hensley (Littleton, Colorado)
Alex Rigsby (Hartland, Wisconsin)
Maddie Rooney (Duluth, Minnesota)
Amanda Pelkey (Randolph, Vermont)
Sidney Morin (Minnetonka, Minnesota)
Luge
Chris Mazdzer (Pittsfield, Massachusetts)
Taylor Morris (Salt Lake City, Utah)
Tucker West (Ridgefield, Connecticut)
Justin Krewson (Eastport, New York)
Andrew Sherk (Ft. Washington, Pennsylvania)
Matt Mortensen (Huntington Station, New York)
Jayson Terdiman (East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania)
Summer Britcher (Glen Rock, Pennsylvania)
Erin Hamlin (Remsen, New York)
Emily Sweeney (Portland, Maine)
Bryan Fletcher (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Taylor Fletcher (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Jasper Good (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Ben Loomis (Park City, Utah)
Ben Berend (Park City, Utah)
Skeleton
Matthew Antoine (Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin)
John Daly (Smithtown, New York)
Katie Uhlaender (Breckenridge, Colorado)
Kendall Wesenberg (Modesto, California)
Snowboarding
Chris Corning (Silverthorne, Colorado)
Red Gerard (Silverthorne, Colorado)
Kyle Mack (Detroit, Michigan)
Ryan Stassel (Anchorage, Alaska)
Ben Ferguson (Bend, Oregon)
Chase Josey (Hailey, Idaho)
Jake Pates (Eagle, Colorado)
Shaun White (Silverton, Colorado)
Jamie Anderson (South Lake Tahoe, California)
Jessika Jenson (Idaho Falls, Idaho)
Hailey Langland (San Clemente, California)
Julia Marino (Westport, Connecticut)
Kelly Clark (Mammoth Lakes, California)
Arielle Gold (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Chloe Kim (La Palma, California)
Maddie Mastro (Mammoth Lakes, California)
A.J. Muss (Rumson, New Jersey)
Mike Trapp (Hyannis, Massachusetts)
Nick Baumgartner (Iron River, Michigan)
Jonathan Cheever (Saugus, Massachusetts)
Mick Dierdorff (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Hagen Kearney (Bradford, Pennsylvania)
Faye Gulini (Vail, Colorado)
Lindsey Jacobellis (Danbury, Connecticut)
Rosie Mancari (Steamboat Springs, Colorado)
Meghan Tierney (Edwards, Colorado)
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What's Coming to Netflix, Amazon, HBO, and Hulu in November
This month all eyes are on The Irishman, Martin Scorsese’s epic gangster drama. But until you can see it on November 27, there’s plenty of other highly-anticipated releases in TV and movies coming to Netflix, Amazon, HBO, and Hulu, including shows like Jack Ryan, The Crown, and Silicon Valley October Streaming Guide: The ‘Breaking Bad’ Movie, ‘Glass’, and More to Watch This Month Along with those new options, movies like Creed II, Step Brothers, The Matrix Series, the James Bond collection, and Rounders will be streaming on various sites. The Best Adventure Movies, TV Shows, and Documentaries You Can Stream Right Now Here’s everything new you can stream in November 2019:
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Jack Ryan Season 2 / Amazon Prime Video / Paramount TelevisionNov. 1: A View To A Kill (1985) Bad Santa (2003) Big Top Pee-Wee (1988) Chinatown (1974) Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Die Another Day (2002) Double Jeopardy (1999) Dr. No (1962) Escape From Alcatraz (1979) Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex * But Were Afraid To Ask (1972) Fatal Attraction (1987) Fire with Fire (2012) Flashdance (1983) For Your Eyes Only (1981) Freelancers (2012) From Russia With Love (1963) Gloria (English Subtitled) (2014) Goldeneye (1995) Goldfinger (1964) Kingpin (1996) LicenceTo Kill (1989) Light Sleeper (1992) Live And Let Die (1973) Moonraker (1979) Never Say Never Again (1983) Octopussy (1983) On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Overlord (2018) Reds (1981) Save the Last Dance 2 (2006) Soapdish (1991) Summer’s Moon (2009) Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) The Counterfeit Traitor (1962) The Firm (1993) The Living Daylights (1987) The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) The Ring (2002) The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) The World Is Not Enough (1999) Thunderball (1965) Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Training Day (2001) Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family (2011) Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection (2012) Jack Ryan Nov. 6 Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) Nov. 8 One Child Nation (2019) Nov. 12 Angel Has Fallen (2019) Nov. 13 Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) Romans (2017) Nov. 14 Instant Family (2018) The Souvenir (2019) Nov. 15 Creed 2 (2018) The Man in the High Castle: Season 4 (Amazon Original) Nov. 19 Bottom of the 9th (2019) Nov. 20 The Fanatic (2019) Nov. 22 Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019) (Amazon Original) Costume Quest: Christmas Special (Amazon Original) Nov. 29 The Report (2019) Nov. 30 Low Tide (2019) The Feed: Season 1 (Amazon Original)
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Nov. 1 America’s Cutest: Complete Seasons 2&3 (Animal Planet) Giada’s Holiday Handbook: Complete Seasons 1-3 (Food Network) Holiday Baking Championship: Complete Seasons 1-4 (Food Network) Into The Dark: Pilgrim: Episode Premiere (Hulu Original) Kids Baking Championship: Complete Season 4 (Food Network) Love Island: Australia: Complete Season 1 (ITV) Sex Sent Me to the ER: Complete Seasons 1&2 (TLC) Too Cute!: Complete Seasons 2&3 (Animal Planet) A Fairly Odd Christmas (2012) A Simple Plan (1998) Albert (2016) Big Top Pee-Wee (1988) Chinatown (1974) The Counterfeit Traitor (1962) Dinner for Schmucks (2010) Double Jeopardy (1999) The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain (1995) Escape from Alcatraz (1979) Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, but were Afraid to Ask (1972) Fantastic Four (2005) Fatal Attraction (1987) Fever Pitch (2005) Fire with Fire (2012) The Firm (1993) Flashdance (1983) Freddy Vs Jason (2003) Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) Freelancers (2012) Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) Gloria (2014) Head of State (2003) Home for the Holidays (1995) I Heart Huckabees (2004) In Enemy Hands (2003) Interview with a Vampire (1994) Kingpin (1996) Light Sleeper (1992) Madea’s Big Happy Family (2011) Madea’s Witness Protection (2012) Magic Mike (2012) The Mexican (2001) The Nightingale (2019) Overlord (2018) The Pink Panther 2 (2009) Reds (1981) The Ring (2002) Santa Hunters (2014) Shall We Dance? (2004) Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2002) Soapdish (1991) Spy Next Door (2010) Summers Moon (2009) Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Terminator Salvation (2009) Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) Tiny Christmas (2017) The Two Jakes (1990) Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) Undisputed (2002) Waiting… (2005) You Laugh but It’s True (2011) Available Nov. 4 Denial (2016) Nov. 5 Framing John Delorean (2019) Available Nov. 6 Long Time Coming: A 1955 Baseball Story (2017) The Biggest Little Farm (2019) Nov. 7 Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) Nov. 9 You’re the Worst: Complete Season 5 (FX) Nov. 13 Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) Ugly Dolls (2018) Nov. 14 Instant Family (2018) Veronica Mars (2014) Nov. 15 Dollface: Complete Season 1 Premiere (Hulu Original) Creed II (2018) Wings of the Dove (1997) Nov. 18 Booksmart (2019) The Tomorrow Man (2019) Nov. 19 Apple Tree Yard: Complete Season 1 (Fremantle) Margaret Atwood: A Word After a Word After a Word is Power (2019) The Quiet One (2019) Nov. 20 Some Kind of Beautiful (2015) Nov. 22 The Accident: Complete Season 1 Premiere (Hulu Original) Holly Hobbie: Complete Season 2 Premiere (Hulu Original) Vita & Virginia (2019) Nov. 24 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2010) Nov. 25 Love & Mercy (2015) Nov. 26 NOS4A2: Complete Season 1 (AMC) Astronaut (2019) Nov. 27 Meeting Gorbachev (2019) Nov. 28 Mike Wallace is Here (2019)
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A scouting report for each player from ‘Little Giants’
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Becky “Icebox” O’Shea was the star player for the Giants in “Little Giants” | Warner Brothers production / SB Nation illustration
Let’s grind the tape and come up with some NFL comparisons for the characters in “Little Giants.”
Early in Little Giants, coach Kevin O’Shea — a former Heisman Trophy winner played by Ed O’Neill — holds tryouts for a youth football team and picks all the good players for his Cowboys squad. With one exception.
He whiffs badly (and sexistly) by not letting his niece, Becky, play on his team even though she’s clearly the best. And honestly, why were there even tryouts in the first place? Just let all the kids be on the team. Were the roster limits that strict? Hasn’t he ever heard of a depth chart?
But if a group hadn’t gotten left out, we wouldn’t have the great comeback story the movie turns out to be.
After some practice time to shape up, Coach Danny O’Shea (played by Rick Moranis) gets his Giants team of outcasts (relatively) ready for their big game against the Cowboys. The matchup turned out to be a tale of two halves. The Giants go to halftime down 21-0, but — spoiler alert — come back to win with four touchdowns in the second half.
Given a chance at a do-over, Kevin O’Shea might think differently about how he’d pick teams. With the benefit of hindsight and a little bit of game tape, let’s break down the strengths and weaknesses of all the players from Little Giants.
Becky “Icebox” O’Shea
Position: Fullback/Linebacker
Throughout the movie, Icebox is referred to as a fullback by both herself and her father. I don’t doubt that she’s great there, but we don’t get to see much of it. The only time we do is on the final play, the Annexation of Puerto Rico, when she is just a decoy who doesn’t even have the ball. What we do get to see is that she’s an absolute star at linebacker.
Icebox can lay the wood.
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She spends the first half of the game as a cheerleader — a main reason why the team falls behind 21-0 — but she’s a lights-out defender in the second half. Cowboys running back Spike Hammersmith is running roughshod over the team early in the game. He couldn’t do a thing with Icebox in his way.
I mean, look at this freakin’ goal-line stand.
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Sideline-to-sideline speed, fearless instincts, and the toughness to destroy a player much larger than her. Icebox is a first-round pick. Shame on you, Kevin O’Shea, for ever thinking otherwise.
Pro comparison: Undersized, but hard-hitting Steelers LB Mark Barron
Junior Floyd
Position: Quarterback
Most of the evidence that Junior is an awesome quarterback came during practices. The only significant throw he makes in the game was a deep ball that bounces off the back of Rashid “Hot Hands” Hanon.
He’s gone for most of the second half after taking a cheap shot, right after delivering a huge hit of his own.
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Junior is out of the game from that point until he comes back on the field for the last play. While we don’t see many throws from Junior, he does show off his hands and athleticism on the Giants’ first large gain of the second half.
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With the exception of Icebox, Junior’s the best player on the Giants. It’s unfortunate that the last play of the game was the only one where both Junior and Icebox are on the field together.
Junior wasn’t at the original tryout. If he had been, he’d be on the Cowboys, because the kid’s got it all. Another first-round pick, for sure.
Pro comparison: Former Colts QB Andrew Luck who couldn’t stay healthy, but could make a huge tackle, if needed
Rashid “Hot Hands” Hanon
Position: Wide receiver
From start to finish, Hanon is talked up as a receiver with an inability to catch. So much so that he puts an absurd amount of stickum — an adhesive that was made illegal in the NFL long before Little Giants came out — to help him catch. It seems like the issue isn’t Hanon’s hands, though; it’s his confidence.
He’s a deep threat who can burn any defensive back but one who’s struggling with the yips. Even when he accidentally glues his hands to his chest with the stickum, he still manages to torch the defense.
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You try racing someone with your hands flat against your chest. It’s not easy.
It’s not too surprising, then, that Hanon is able to make a play once he gets out of his own head:
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That’s a game-breaking speed right there and a huge miss by Coach Kevin O’Shea. If nothing else, his Cowboys team could’ve used that quickness in the secondary.
Pro comparison: Saints WR Ted Ginn Jr., a speedy, former habitual pass dropper
Tad “Rad Tad” Simpson
Position: Running back
Tad’s weakness is that he’s absolutely terrified of contact. His very useful defense mechanism is that he’s excellent at avoiding it.
Running in circles and not gaining yardage is not ideal, but you really have to respect this elusiveness, while also asking what on earth some of these defensive players are thinking.
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Here’s his fear of getting hit coming in handy again.
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And again, with a Lamar Jackson-esque juke:
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I really worry what’s going to happen when Tad actually gets hit, but his aversion to it is at least bringing out some impressive moves.
Pro comparison: Shifty and elusive Bears RB Tarik Cohen
Rudy Zolteck
Position: Offensive line/Defensive line
At one point in the movie, Steve Emtman, the No. 1 pick in the 1992 NFL Draft, teaches Rudy that football is much a mental game as it is a physical one. That lesson apparently didn’t sink in until the second half, because Rudy gets pancaked early in the game by a blocker.
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When Rudy remembers to believe in himself (and also use a little leverage for a change), he delivers a crushing block of his own.
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It’s honestly tough to tell if Rudy is any good. He certainly seems to find more success on the offensive line than the defensive line. His consistency is lacking, though.
Pro comparison: The not nearly consistent enough Washington OT Ereck Flowers
Jake Berman
Position: Honestly, I have no clue
Berman’s mostly comic relief with his one-liners and his overly enthusiastic and overprotective mom. His first notable moment in the game is when he disappears into his own uniform like a turtle — which is ridiculously impressive and definitely impossible.
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But like any true cinematic momma’s boy, he has to lay out a player who disrespects his mom.
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Jake’s also the one who runs the final leg of the relay in the game-winning “Annexation of Puerto Rico.”
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What we know about Jake is that he’s small, not fast, not athletic, but pretty mean and fearless when he’s pissed off.
Pro comparison: Noted “Mama” defender, Vonn Bell
Johnny “Viper” Vennaro
Position: Running back
The only big moment for Johnny comes late in the game when his dad — previously too busy to play with his son — shows up. Excited to see his dad and give him a hug, Johnny runs through the whole Cowboys defense to make it happen.
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That’s a run reminiscent of Beast Quake.
Pro comparison: Former Bills/Seahawks/Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch
Timmy “Rawhide” Moore
Position: Safety
This is probably the only character we get to know who doesn’t have a personal triumph. He spends most of the movie dressed like a cowboy and then gets run over in his only screen time during the game.
I mean, literally run over.
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Come on ref, that sure seems like some unnecessary roughness or something.
Pro comparison: I don’t know. Is there someone who only gets trucked and never actually contributes? Probably a sideline photographer.
Marcus “The Toe”
Position: Kicker
We don’t ever find out the last name of Marcus, but that’s not even the biggest question he raises. The real mystery is WHY is he the kicker?
He gets “recruited” by the group to join the team when they see him kicking a dodgeball. Evidently, that shoehorned him into being the kicker even though there’s no proof he can actually kick a football.
The first play of the game is him completely missing the ball and kicking poor Johnny straight in the nethers.
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His moment of glory is bouncing an extra point off the bottom crossbar and just barely through the uprights.
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We don’t get to see the next two extra point tries, but the score gets to 21-21. Apparently Marcus keeps making kicks, even though I’m pretty confident someone else should be handling those duties.
Pro comparison: Historically awful Giants kicker Bob Timberlake
Spike Hammersmith
Position: Running back/Linebacker
The only Cowboys player worth knowing is Spike, a cheap-shotting tank of a kid who was — by all indications — raised like a pit bull barking at you through a chainlink fence. He’s the true antagonist of the movie, although I blame his dad for that, more than anything. The guy tells his son that he has to donate his kidney to Aunt Ruth if he doesn’t injure Junior Floyd!
Outrageously poor parenting aside, Spike is a freight train of a running back. Just about every time he touches the ball, it takes an army of Giants to tackle him.
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He’s also a pretty terrifying linebacker. The major flaws in his game are that:
He flies over the head of Tad Simpson on one tackle attempt and gets flipped by Icebox trying to go over her. Keep your feet on the ground, Spike.
Icebox is in his head. For all the bravado, it’s pretty obvious that he’s worried about Becky O’Shea when he’s headed for the goal line in the final seconds of the game.
Spike takes himself out of the final play by chasing down and tackling Icebox during “The Annexation of Puerto Rico.”
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Ultimately, Spike’s machismo and violent play is his undoing and helps the Giants score a game-winning touchdown.
Pro comparison: Reckless Raiders LB Vontaze Burfict, who is suspended for the rest of the 2019 season.
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Quick Ref Sheet || Mun and Muse Edition!
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Muse:
Name: Jacob Simmonds Nickname: Jake, Jakey-boy, Sarge Zodiac Sign: Cancer Gender: Male Favourite Colour: Blue Average Hours of Sleep: 4-5; 6 on a good night Last Thing They Googled: lgbt clubs london Height: 5′8″
Mun:
Name: Raptor Nickname: I’ve been called Rappy before, though not often. also T, though I can’t remember how they got from Raptor to T. I’ve also been called Vonne and Vonne-ye (as in Vonne-ye West) as nicknames of my actual name. Zodiac Sign: Pisces Gender: Female Favorite Colour: Blue Average Hours of Sleep: 7-8 Last Thing You Googled: insomnia (when I was filling out the how-many-hours-does-Jake-sleep thing above.) before that, Nowruz.  Height: 5′6″ (i think?)
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1 from the ask game for all the male Ros? idk why but morning routeins r so interesting to me!
Thank you for the ask! ❤️
What is their morning routine? What are the first things they do when they wake up?
[Note: this is before the beginning of the story, while they all still live at home]
Daniel is that guy who wakes up pretty early naturally but goes back to sleep because he doesn't want to face the day yet. He sleeps in one of those bunk beds with his little brother in the top bunk, but Adam is usually already gone by the time he gets up. He spends about half an hour putting on clothes and getting ready, then he goes for a short morning jog to get his mind fresh for the day.
Indigo sleeps in a hammock five meters above the ground to make it easier on their body, so the first thing they do when they wake up (after letting out their braid) is to roll out of it and fall for a few seconds before slowing the motion and landing upright. This helps them kickstart their body and get out of the groggy state. Then they do some light stretches, brush their hair and redo their braid before they're ready to take on the day.
Simon wakes up early naturally and likes it that way. He unravels his head scarf, throws on a shirt and goes outside to breathe in the morning air for a couple of minutes before going back inside to get ready.
Jake is neither an early riser nor late. The house is pretty quiet when he gets up, since his parents have already gone to work and Rosie's sleeping in, so he tends to just sit down somewhere and take a moment to go over his plans for the day. Then he goes to get dressed and eat.
Nathan deals with pretty bad morning anxiety at times, so it's not his favorite part of the day. He usually lies in bed for about 15 minutes to an hour before getting up to get ready, starting with a cold shower to shock him truly awake.
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Life & Style, October 21
Cover: Duchess Meghan Markle pregnant again 
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Page 1: Photo Flash -- Justin Timberlake with wife Jessica Biel attacked by a prankster at the Louis Vuitton fashion show 
Page 2: Contents 
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Page 4: The top 10 bow-adorned looks -- Margot Robbie, Constance Wu, Dakota Johnson, Elle Fanning, Jennifer Lopez 
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Page 10: Ryan Phillippe goes off the rails as the date for his domestic violence case fast approaches, the Queen bans Princess Beatrice from marrying in Italy
Page 12: Carrie Underwood’s secret to a happy marriage 
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Page 18: Disney Darlings -- Heidi Klum, Elizabeth Banks and sons Felix and Magnus, Busy Philipps and daughter Cricket, Lea Michele 
Page 20: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott and kids Stella and Beau, Jonathan Van Ness and Jimmy Kimmel, Cardi B 
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Page 24: Stars Behaving Badly -- Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Camila Cabello, James Corden 
Page 26: Say What?! Jake Gyllenhaal on his grooming routine, Lady Gaga on her new lip liner, Camila Cabello on The X Factor, Jennifer Garner on being strict, Brad Pitt on Kanye West 
Page 28: Scott Disick and Sofia Richie wedding and a baby 
Page 29: George and Amal Clooney renewing their vows, Tyler Cameron and Gigi Hadid are still together, Romance Report Card -- Mark Consuelos, Gisele Bundchen, Mike Johnson 
Page 30: Cover Story -- Meghan Markle’s baby joy 
Page 34: Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin honeymoon in paradise 
Page 36: Kylie Jenner’s billion-dollar custody battle 
Page 38: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton starting over in Oklahoma 
Page 42: Who Lives Here? Tobey Maguire 
Page 44: Entertainment 
Page 45: Star Review -- Victoria Justice, Leighton Meester wore a MOTHER’s Lil Goodie Goodie California Graphic Tee in California Wonerland Chalk on Single Parents 
Page 48: Beauty -- the natural brow -- Lucy Hale 
Page 52: Diva or Down-to-Earth? -- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, Jennifer Lawrence 
Page 53: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Lopez and daughter Emme 
Page 54: Social Stars Posts of the Week -- Meghan Markle, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, John Stamos and son Billy, Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino 
Page 55: Melissa McCarthy, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez and daughters Emme and Ella, Kim Kardashian and daughter North, Miley Cyrus and dog Bean 
Page 56: Horoscope -- Libra Lindsey Vonn, They’re Not Together But They Should Be -- Gemini Kat Dennings and Libra Zac Efron 
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Jackson • I never thought my face would be on the cover of a Red Bull Six Pack. – Lindsey Vonn • I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you’re gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I’ve got packs of pop with me. “Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It’s not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!” – Mitch Hedberg • I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene – Robert Pattinson • If you look round Hollywood there’s no end of white smiles and six packs. Long lines of beautiful people lining up to be incredible on film. – Tom Hardy • I’m just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like… okay. – Max Greenfield • Jake Robert’s wife is real ugly, but according to him that’s nothing a six pack and a light switch can’t fix. – Jerry Lawler • Just because I don’t show six-pack abs doesn’t mean that I don’t have them. – Abhishek Bachchan • One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let’s commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars. – Sarah Palin • Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself. – Eddie Van Halen • Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack. – Jim Hightower • Sixth sense, six pack, six degrees of separation / My evil third eye blinks with no hesitation – Ghostface Killah • Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you’ll be a much more successful actor. – Robert Pattinson • Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! – P. C. Cast • Take some very deep breaths,” Miranda said. “Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky.” A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held out her pinky, and right then Della chimed in. “We are talking a six=pack of soda, not a cold guy with good-looking abs, right?” There was a strange kind of sizzle in the air. And suddenly appearing in front of the refrigerator was a shirtless, shivering guy with great abs. His blue eyes studied the three of them in complete bafflement. “What the…!” he muttered. Kylie gasped. Miranda giggled. Della snorted with laughter. – C.C. Hunter • There’s always [on women’s magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It’s almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. ‘Am I good enough?’ – Janeane Garofalo • There’s no worse feeling than being in front of a guy with six-pack abs, muscles popping out of his shoulders, veins popping out of his arms, and you know he’s swinging for the fences, in front of all your friends and family, and you can’t breathe. You can’t breathe no matter how much moves you know. You start to panic. You start to feel a drowning sensation. It’s the worst feeling in the world. – Jon Jones • To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a “support group”. Salvation in a can! – Leo Durocher • Trade him for a six pack; it doesn’t even have to be cold. – Buddy Ryan • Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, “You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away.” – Max Greenfield • You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘Yeah,’ said Zaphod, ‘but don’t shout it out or they’ll all want one.’ ‘THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn’t you hear I come in six packs?’ ‘But sir,’ it squealed, ‘I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead…’ ‘Yeah, that’s right, I just haven’t stopped moving yet. – Douglas Adams • You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. – Jeff Foxworthy
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Six Packs Quotes
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• 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint – John Green • A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through your body to your brain. Look at Albert Einstein. He rode a bicycle. He was also an early student of Jazzercise. You never saw Einstein lift his shirt, but he had a six-pack under there. – Steve Carell • Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would have us believe, a virile young footballer with shiny hair, a rippling six pack and a trouser pouch like a new punch bag. He is, in fact, a middle-aged bloke wearing more chins than he started life with and carrying the clear evidence of forty years of beer and pies slung across his midriff. – Richard Hammond
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The six pack abs is a byproduct of being healthy. – Hrithik Roshan • Game of Thrones’ is a fantasy show not dedicated to any specific time, but it seems to exist in sort of a 1400s medieval fantasy world, and in that setting, I wouldn’t have had a six-pack. – Gwendoline Christie • Getting out of the house is the secret to staying alert through the droning hours leading up to the big meal, even if you don’t go farther than 7-Eleven for another six-pack. – Mary Schmich • Here’s what a lot of the media want us to believe: One day, we’ll get everything right about our appearance. Our hair will look fabulous, our skin will be smooth and crease-free, men will have perfect six-pack abs and we’ll be three sizes smaller than we are now. We’ll look so good we’ll have made over not just our looks but our lives. – Myrna Blyth • Here’s what the kids get. They get free McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I’m thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids. – David Letterman • He’s not here.” “Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of Krispy Kremes, or not here like. – Cassandra Clare • I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann’s doughnuts in my house, no other brand. – Victor Cruz • I don’t have a six-pack. Maybe I don’t even want a six-pack. It doesn’t sound very appealing. – Demi Lovato • I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I’m quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it’s nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt. – Robert Pattinson • I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a drink now in 12 years. – Samuel L. Jackson • I never thought my face would be on the cover of a Red Bull Six Pack. – Lindsey Vonn • I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you’re gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I’ve got packs of pop with me. “Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It’s not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!” – Mitch Hedberg • I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene – Robert Pattinson • If you look round Hollywood there’s no end of white smiles and six packs. Long lines of beautiful people lining up to be incredible on film. – Tom Hardy • I’m just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like… okay. – Max Greenfield • Jake Robert’s wife is real ugly, but according to him that’s nothing a six pack and a light switch can’t fix. – Jerry Lawler • Just because I don’t show six-pack abs doesn’t mean that I don’t have them. – Abhishek Bachchan • One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let’s commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars. – Sarah Palin • Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself. – Eddie Van Halen • Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack. – Jim Hightower • Sixth sense, six pack, six degrees of separation / My evil third eye blinks with no hesitation – Ghostface Killah • Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you’ll be a much more successful actor. – Robert Pattinson • Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! – P. C. Cast • Take some very deep breaths,” Miranda said. “Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky.” A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held out her pinky, and right then Della chimed in. “We are talking a six=pack of soda, not a cold guy with good-looking abs, right?” There was a strange kind of sizzle in the air. And suddenly appearing in front of the refrigerator was a shirtless, shivering guy with great abs. His blue eyes studied the three of them in complete bafflement. “What the…!” he muttered. Kylie gasped. Miranda giggled. Della snorted with laughter. – C.C. Hunter • There’s always [on women’s magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It’s almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. ‘Am I good enough?’ – Janeane Garofalo • There’s no worse feeling than being in front of a guy with six-pack abs, muscles popping out of his shoulders, veins popping out of his arms, and you know he’s swinging for the fences, in front of all your friends and family, and you can’t breathe. You can’t breathe no matter how much moves you know. You start to panic. You start to feel a drowning sensation. It’s the worst feeling in the world. – Jon Jones • To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a “support group”. Salvation in a can! – Leo Durocher • Trade him for a six pack; it doesn’t even have to be cold. – Buddy Ryan • Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, “You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away.” – Max Greenfield • You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘Yeah,’ said Zaphod, ‘but don’t shout it out or they’ll all want one.’ ‘THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn’t you hear I come in six packs?’ ‘But sir,’ it squealed, ‘I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead…’ ‘Yeah, that’s right, I just haven’t stopped moving yet. – Douglas Adams • You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. – Jeff Foxworthy
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With P.K. Subban, Devils Seek Wins on the Ice and in the Ticket Office
NEWARK — P.K. Subban played against the Devils 22 times over his first nine N.H.L. seasons, but he knew virtually nothing about New Jersey before he arrived in July, one month after being traded here by the Nashville Predators.
“The one thing I didn’t know was how green New Jersey is,” said Subban, 30, who moved into a house in the Essex County suburbs with his fiancée, the American skier Lindsey Vonn. “It would be easy to think that New Jersey is kind of like a concrete jungle, but it’s not. It’s a great place to live and raise a family. Lindsey and I are so excited to be here.”
Subban, a defenseman who played six full seasons for the Montreal Canadiens and three for the Predators, was not brought in by the Devils to disappear behind a riding mower. He and Jack Hughes, the speedy and prolific 18-year-old American forward taken with the No. 1 draft pick, were acquired to make the Devils successful — and relevant — again.
Subban had an assist and Hughes was largely quiet in 15 minutes of action in his N.H.L. debut on Friday as the Devils lost their opener, 5-4, in a shootout to the Winnipeg Jets. The Devils built a 4-0 lead with about six minutes left in the second period, but the Jets rallied. Devils goaltender Cory Schneider left early in third period with an apparent injury.
The Devils slumped badly last season, hurt by injuries to Taylor Hall, the league most valuable player in 2017-18, and to Schneider, who played in only 26 games.
Home attendance sagged to 14,834 per game, 26th in the 31-team league. It was the fifth straight season in which the team finished among the bottom six. Telecasts on MSG Plus dropped by 59 percent to a league-low 0.24 rating, according to Sports Business Journal.
Before last season, the Devils were considered to be ascending under General Manager Ray Shero and Coach John Hynes.
Hynes has said the Devils needed to be bigger, stronger and a little nastier, with a more formidable corps of defensemen. That was the main reason they acquired Subban. “We now have someone who could come in and knows how to manage himself — situations on the road, plays tough matchups and can really drive play for us,” Hynes said in July.
But the Devils think they have even more in Subban.
His introduction to Devils season-ticket holders in July at Prudential Center was more than an icebreaker; it was a showstopper, with a drum line from Philadelphia, Subban autographing jerseys and presenting them to teenagers and, finally, Subban being draped with a glittery, pro-wrestling-like “The Subbanator” robe.
It was a spectacle unimaginable under Lou Lamoriello, a hockey traditionalist and the architect of the stout Devils teams that won three Stanley Cups between 1995 and 2003. But teams sell their personalities now. Hughes and Subban have been heavily featured in promotional advertising.
“Teams want players to be more involved in social media and relatable to fans and kids,” said Travis Zajac, the 34-year-old center who broke in with the Devils in 2006, when they played their home games in the Meadowlands. “That’s all part of it now. I know it’s a lot different than when I first started here.”
Jake Reynolds, who was promoted to team president last month, said the Devils have bolstered their online content team to 11 people, from just two, and their sales force to 105, from 60. StubHub said last month that Devils ticket sales on their site have tripled, and were second in the league in year-to-year growth from last season.
More tickets are being sold, of course, because additions like Subban and Hughes and a healthier Hall should make the team much better.
“We are pretty fortunate that we have some stars on the team,” Reynolds said in a recent interview, “but they also have incredible personalities in engaging with the fans.”
So the goal, Reynolds said, is to “give these fans an opportunity to connect, and quite frankly, fall in love with the players.”
Subban, whose parents moved to Ontario from the Caribbean in the 1970s, is probably the N.H.L.’s most famous black player, and he has said he plans to connect with children in Newark, which is 50 percent African-American, according to the most recent census data.
He had strong community presence in Montreal and Nashville; his “Blueline Buddies” program in Nashville was honored for bringing together police and underprivileged youth.
“We’ll all watch P.K. on the ice, but he’s incredibly committed to New Jersey,” Josh Harris, the Devils’ managing partner, said in July.
More than 16 years have passed since the Devils’ last Stanley Cup, and something else was needed to build a championship contender. Now that the Devils have added more elite players, Reynolds wants to make the front office just as formidable.
“All these people are bringing a new energy into the building,” Harris said at a news conference last month. “Obviously, P.K. has his own flair, as far as his excitement and what he brings; it’s definitely helping. People are excited about how far this team can go.”
Now that the season has begun, Subban said his focus had turned completely to hockey. Others can market what he can do on the ice, but what good is marketing if he is not consistently good? He likes to think he is more than just “The Subbanator.”
“My connection with the fans has been strictly based on a blue-collar work ethic,” Subban said. “I feel like people who go out and support me, support me because I work as hard as I can every shift. I don’t take things for granted.”
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NUIT-ISIS Journal: Autumn Equinox 1993
https://liber-al.com/?p=14192&wpwautoposter=1559492578 Hugo Macgregor; Katon Shual 93, Ak’ath Ashan Mandrake of Oxford, Oxford, UK, 1993. Paperback. 116 pages. NUIT-Isis, the leading journal of the left hand path. Some shelf-wear, slight crease to rear cover. Very Good. This  edition was published at Autumn Equinox 1993 and is the first with this new look “This, the first issue of the new look Nuit Isis, includes many gems from the earlier and now rare editions of the magazine. The collection reflects the broad catholic interest of the Editors – lots of Crowley, lots of ritual Magick, but also writing from what has been dubbed the ‘new edge’ – articles tackling mainstream subjects from Magickal perspectives, such as those on Wilhelm Reich and Brion Gysin in the current volume.” Contents: – Editorial – Virgins, Whores & Scarlet Women by Shantidevinath – Baphomet & Son by R.A.Gilbert – Factions, Fictions and Functions by Mike Magee – English Gematria by Jake Stratton-Kent – Man, Kick That Habit by Michael R.Goss – Ordo Illumination by P.R. Konig – Serpent Women, 5 Rabbits & an Obsidian Butterfly by C.H.Cattell – The Pan Working by Evangelas Kigakis – Wilhelm Reich by Ashan – The Moon Above The Tower by Kanton Shual – On the Other Hand Path by Ray Sherwin – Tzaddi Is Not The Star by Ken Taylor – Reviews – Kundalini Priestess by Billy Duvenny – Untitled by Vonn Stropp
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