#jade farts
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she was leaning against it harder than i realised
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☁️ prospit dreamers ☁️
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file name "fucking hate homestuck"
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lil gif to test out adobe animate!!
#dialtown#dialtown art#dialtown fanart#dialtown phone dating sim#oliver swift#dialtown oliver#dialtown oliver swift#dialtown randy#randy jade#my art#dialtown randy jade#mr teacher man said hrmrmr you childer shall be adobe animatening today and holy fart#my first time in.forever makin an animation n my first time using adobe animate!!!! :D#using shop projects to make dialtown art is SO FUN#olandy#oliver!!
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Do you think there’s a possible animorphs resurgence on the horizon? I know the graphic novels were sorta new blood into the series but I’d be really hyped for it to come back into the public eye on a bigger level!
1. I may have a biased perspective, but. I've been seeing "impending Animorphs resurgence?!?!" since ~2012, usually in the notes of a post that escaped containment, occasionally when Applegrant news comes from Twitter. I'm not betting the rent on it. There's been a trickle of fan content, and an IV drip of author content, since 2001. It's safe to say Applegate has remained interested since 1996, and that I'll remain interested in 2036. Other than that, who knows.
2. I'd love more Animorphs content, especially of the audiobook-and-comic variety that makes the series more accessible to new readers.
3. I'm glad Animorphs never got as popular as Harry Potter, and I never want Animorphs to get that popular. Because I don't want Animorphs entering the fandom boom-and-bust cycle. As soon as any fandom becomes big enough online — Night Vale, Supernatural, the MCU, John Green novels, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Joss Whedon shows, Rick & Morty, Steven Universe — the backlash is more or less inevitable. After a while it gets exhausting, like all those times your middle school decided overnight that Bowling For Soup had gone from being the coolest band ever to the worst music in existence. For now the DC Christian universe (Good Omens, Sandman, Lucifer, etc.) is in its salad days, but anyone who thinks the Sandman author is still going to be here in 2025 needs to research their history. This boom will cause a bust. Don't know when, don't know how; I just know that it's coming.
And K.A. Applegate is pretty cool, Animorphs is super cool, but neither is perfect. Animorphs has outdated language about disability; it has lines about how "nobody cares anymore" about Black girls dating white boys; it has jokes from Marco that edge into sexism. Applegate's not on social media much, but Michael Grant's said plenty of ham-fisted and ill-worded things online. If Animorphs ever gets so big that it starts annoying everyone else, then Tumblr will find a reason to attack it. And not just "I dislike it" but "it is morally wrong to like." I'd rather be spared the drama. I'd rather keep the campfire of our love glowing, rather than fanning it into an inferno that destroys everything.
#animorphs#fandom#tumblr#animorphs fandom#if i sound like a jaded crusty old fart#it's because i am - in fact - a jaded crusty old fart#I've openly declared that I like Twilight better than The Lord of the Rings#I have ALL the fandom battle scars#and I'll pour one out for Mr. N.G. when he's gone#because even if good omens and stardust were never my jam; i'll always love mirrormask and coraline
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[HUG] Sender suddenly hugs receiver // IL @ dh :)
Platonic Intimacy Prompts Accetped! @etherealguard
Whatever had possessed the High Elder to act this way?
From his observations alone, Imbibitor Lunae rarely initiates these types of actions. The few times he did were out of necessity which Dan Heng will not mention. This time, he cannot comprehend the reason why.
"What is the meaning of this, Imbibitor Lunae?" He demanded, moving to push the older man away.
Yet, the High Elder refuses to budge. Instead, he tightens his arms around him and held him close. As if he's afraid that Dan Heng will disappear if he lets go.
"...You almost died, Dan Heng." Imbibitor Lunae whispers so quietly he almost missed it. "You were asleep, but you never appeared here. You were elsewhere; somewhere far away from here. Far enough that I cannot intervene your nightmares and guide you back here where it's safe."
Dan Heng freezes at the reminder of his near-death experience some time back. He remembers the details, the before and after the incident. His memories while he was unconscious were blurry at best. The only thing Dan Heng was able to recall is the sensation of falling into the darkest depths of the ancient sea. With no control of his body, unable to swim for air, he accepted his fate and let himself fall.
Yet he lived somehow.
He doesn't remember the speck of light brightening the darkness or the gloved hand grabbing his wrist to pull him up.
"I'm..." Dan Heng stops himself and shuts his eyes. He has no reason to apologize to this man. Instead, he says, "...I'm here now, am I not?"
"...You are." Imbibitor Lunae confirms with a sigh, "I'm glad you're safe, my pearl."
"...Hmph."
Just for tonight, Dan Heng allows the High Elder to do as he wants whether it's fussing over him or hugging him.
#the guard of the express (dan heng)#cold dragon young (general/casual)#jade answers (a ask)#etheralguard#jade writes (drabbles)#???#||Something shortttt#||Brain farted on this one#||ENJOYYYY THE MOMENTNTTT#||Dan Heng your dad is worried about you
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Happy 413 for the most insane webcomic ever (heart emoji)
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:33 < guys honestly my toes are pretty soft right meow
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Happy Homestuck Day Happy 413
#homestuck#john egbert#vriska serket#dave strider#terezi pyrope#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#jade harley#karkat vantas#fart tag#413
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step one: buy a cow named marge
step two : eat a yogurt parfait
step three: remember you are lactose intolerant and face immediate regret. ( and scare off your friends )
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tfw group in the guild needs a fill and i get aggro invited
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the lineup grows!!
#homestuck#jane crocker#jake english#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#beta kids#alpha kids#line up#hs#farts and craft#june egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley
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(i was the NAUR anon not the same as the first stream taylor anon and i was being entirely sarcastic and trying to mimic sorry if that wasn’t translated well LOL)
omg anon i apologize i thought you were the same person, me and social cues we dont get along very well </3 but hey thanks for clarifying, u are cool dude !
#jade answers#anonymous#a kiss for the normal anon#blows a fart at the original anon for being annoying and a taylor swift fan
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tell your loved ones
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 12:01 --
TG: hey im on the john
JOHN: hey, dave is taking a dump.
TG: taking a shit just so were clear
JADE: jeez!!!!!!! even when im not online i have to hear about it
TG: i know you care so youre first to know
JOHN: i'm just giving you a heads up for the bajillion messages you will definitely have about this when you get home.
EB: god, thank you. that is awesome. dave fans everywhere are gonna go NUTS for this truth nugget.
EB: hey, i am at the store with jade!
TG: tell her the news
EB: i did as soon as you first pinged me, don't worry.
TG: hell yeah see you just fucking get it
JADE: well tell him i say congrats!
EB: she says congrats.
EB: also that you left your "yeah! woo!" machine at her place.
EB: and that you are gross and smell like a dog took a dump on a fart even when you aren't crapping during our conversations.
TG: goddamn
EB: jk that last bit was me heheh. but she nodded!
EB: so anyways, a yeah woo machine?
EB: what the hell even IS that?
JADE: its more or less a machine that yeahs and woos
TG: its basically a machine that yeahs and woos
EB: ok, yeah, that is pretty much exactly what jade said too. apparently this is supposed to be obvious.
JADE: its pretty self explanatory!
TG: pretty self explanatory stuff
TG: anyways im gonna tell karkat this time i think im ready for that
EB: oh shit (LOL), that's a pretty big deal, right? good luck dude.
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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 12:03 --
TG: ok karkat can i be unbelievably candid with you is dj crabapple ready for this
TG: this is a really big deal for me but like no pressure
CG: SHIT, IS EVERYTHING OK?
CG: DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE.
TG: no no its good i just really need to confess something
CG: WHATEVER IT IS, TELL ME. I'M HERE.
TG: alright
TG: deep breath strider
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TG: im dropping mad logs like bars in the ablution block vantas
TG: shit is on fire
TG: downright heretical like a shat outta hell
TG: and since im feeling penitent i figure our pesterlogs are pretty much akin to a confessional booth right
CG:
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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:04 --
TT: Hey Dave.
TT: Are you, by any chance, taking a shit right now?
TG: damn word spreads fast on the information superhighway
TT: Yes, I have had the news forwarded to me via this bountiful virtual dimension of knowledge and culture we call the World Wide Web by a fellow enthusiast, one ectoBiologist.
TT: Frankly I'm heartbroken you didn't come to me about it first.
TT: Please, divulge to your loving sister the nature of your bowel movements, in exhaustive detail. Highlights in a notarized list, an overall ranking grade of your experience, whether you would recommend it to your friends, et cetera. These would be among my most pertinent avenues of inquiry.
TG: you were next on the mailing list rose im already on it
TG: boutta weave a verbal tapestry no holds barred just for you about my rambunctious foray down in brown town
TG: stay tubed
TT: Thank god. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't peruse your commodal follies like the morning gazette.
TG: dont act like this has educational value rose
TG: we all know my daily bullshit has got a laugh track
TG: like damn what kind of gazettes are you getting
TT: The best kind, Dave. Only the best kind.
TG: thanks for the vote of confidence
TG: wait gimme a sec karkat pinged
TT: Of course. I understand it's quite a big deal for you.
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CG: OK.
CG: SINCE THIS APPARENTLY SKIRTS THE FRESHEST BUDS OF OUR BRO-DOM'S BURGEONING FROND NUB, I *ALSO* HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SHARE.
CG: I HOPE YOUR REFLECTIVE ABLUTION VAULT IS STOCKED WITH FUCKING RUMBLESPHERE TRANQUILIZERS, BECAUSE THIS EXCHANGE IS ABOUT TO GET SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.
CG: LISTEN CAREFULLY.
TG: whats up
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CG: I AM ALSO ON THE LOAD GAPER RIGHT NOW.
TG: oh shiiit
CG: DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR EXPLOSIVE FUCKING SEED FLAP JUST YET, BECAUSE THERE'S *MORE*!
CG: I AM *ALSO* TAKING A CRAP.
TG: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
CG: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#homestuck#john egbert#rose lalonde#jade harley#june egbert#j egbert#comix#tell your loved ones#idm if this isnt rly well written i just did it 2 make myself giggle
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Lots of extremely important information from Kristian’s Instagram live tonight with Con and David, especially for Izzy.
Some highlights:
- Izzy is too jaded to realize that he’s unhappy. He used to be very happy, and that happiness is related to his ring, but he’s been ‘broken’ and never wants to be that vulnerable ever again.
- The only person Izzy is afraid of losing a fight to is Ed. When asked if Ed taught Izzy to fight, Con said no, he and Izzy taught each other. They’ve been together so long, they’ve created little pockets of each other.
- If dogs were allowed on the ship, what would they have? Izzy would have a jack russell, Wee John would have an Irish wolfhound and Fang would have a lab that thinks he’s a terrier and is also afraid of his own farts.
- What genre of music would their character like? Izzy loves rock, blues and power songs, because he’s a diva. Loves stuff like Motley Crue, AC/DC, Streisand and Whitney. Fang loves classical music, no words, just beautiful music to take you away somewhere lovely. Kristian didn’t answer because he had to move his car.
- If Fang became captain, he would replace the whole crew with dogs he had trained to run the ship.
- What job would they have if they weren’t pirates? Fang would be a primary school teacher, Wee John would be an influencer, and Izzy would be a chef or an undertaker (or both.)
- Finally, Kristian asked them to describe season 2 in one word. Con said ‘operatic.’ David said ‘pop.’
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don't talk about yourself like that. / il @ dh
I love you prompts (Platonically/Family) Accepted! @etherealguard
"How I talk about myself is none of your concern." Dan Heng fires back with crossed arms.
Annoyance slithers underneath his skin, ready to strike out at a moment notice. The audacity of this man to act like he cares about his well-being.
"You're not my father or my guardian, Yinyue Jun. To me, you're simply a stranger I happened to be related to...Unfortunately." He said bluntly. With narrowed eyes, Dan Heng adds, "Stop with the pretense that you give a damn about me; you don't."
Because if Yinyue Jun did, he out of all people would know the severity of his actions. The impact of his crimes affected many for hundreds of years, including Dan Heng. He, who suffered the deity punishments in his place, will always be bitter to him.
It might be petty, tiresome even, but Dan Heng refuses to believe that this selfish and arrogant beast is capable of something humane as love.
Oh, how Dan Heng continued to deny the truth right in front him.
One day, he will understand Yinyue Jun is no beast, but a simple man who is flawed just like anyone else.
Most of all, Yinyue Jun love is as deep and vast as the ocean.
#the guard of the express (dan heng)#lotus moon blooming from mud (il dan heng)#hidden dragon (angst/serious/gore)#etheralguard#jade answers (a ask)#jade writes (drabbles)#???#||Hello this took wayyyy too long#||please enjoy kek#||very short brain farted
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