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hey yall i might've just created a new IEYTD oc so. im subjecting you all to this. hear ye hear ye, lore rambles,
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MATTHIAS K. ISLE - OPERATIVE MERCURY
MATTHIAS KASTEL ISLE, henceforth referred to as Isle, is a CLASS 3 Zoraxis Operative under the RESEARCH AND INTELLIGENCE department.
Basic facts about Isle are;
- He/They
- 26
- American (South Dakota, born in Sioux Falls)
- Completed the PRaCRA (Pattern Recognition and Cognitive Reasoning Assessment) with a score of 228/230 (S)
- Completed the IRaDTA (Interrogation Resistance and Damage Tolerance Assessment) with a score of 43/82 (2-3/5)
- OLOT (Overall Loyalty Over Time) Score is at a steady 8.7/10
Isle is currently working under ARCHIVIST SILAS KAYS of the RECONNAISSANCE AND INTERROGATION division.
Isle's preferred weapon is the CBJ-MS.
Isle is not predicted to become a problematic operative in the future, despite his friendships with more unstable operatives.
Isle is currently NOT expected to die.
APPROVED BY: ARC. SILAS KAYS
sig. and print below;
#image ID: two signatures. The one on top is written in a cursive like font and the other in print. They both read “Silas Kays.”#ieytd#i expect you to die#cererants#ieytd fandom#ieytd oc#zoraxis oc#zoraxis#MKI#SK#should i write a fic about him? kinda wanna write a fic about them#ignore that silas has one of the same last names as my phoneix.#its just a silly little joke#(i forgot my phoenix's name and just thought it sounded cool)#(now i have THREE ocs that have kays in their names and TWO of them are in ieytd)
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Me, irl: I don't want to date women younger than 25-26.
Me: .............
#for the love of god yall this isnt my saying she would date me#its just a silly little joke#rafa talks
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two-headed calf by laura gilpin
#the magnus archives#tma#michael shelley#michael distortion#gertrude robinson#two-headed calf poem#god what a monster of a project this was to work on. ive never finished a comic before#im so happy its finally done#(/s) please direct any anonymous hatemail for this at my good friend @crestofcethleanns he pitched the idea i just visualised it <3#also tim (the real one not stoker) (i will never get tired of making this joke) ilysm thanks for being my emotional support#my art#2023#backgrounds#comics#mag 101#mag 101 another twist#sorry the quality sucks on mobile#i am by no means a comic artist im just a silly little illustrator#so i didnt know the best way to go about formatting this but liked the idea of scrolling through the drawings :)
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hot man hot birdman im so sorry hot fire bird man?!?!
aka glorious gijinka!Tengu Jin design by @hirumi25 has made me 👀💦?!?! because wowie thats some hecking fire design!
and of course i couldnt just not draw Hirumi's Nomi-kun with him too
#rc9gn#rc9gn tengu#ninjanomicon#human!ninjanomicon#human!tengu#randy cunningham#howard weinerman#hirumi-san i feel like i should apologize because i got overboard a little (maybe???) but i really do love your art so much i often#scroll through your blog to look at it. alsofor calling you Hirumi-san in my head xD it just kinda happened and your name just sounds nice#saying it like that haha. hope you enjoy the sillies art tho it was fun todraw! sometimes one just wants to draw some cool designs ;)#listen i adored hirumi-san's art for YEARS because their First content is some fine food but this humanized tengu was the last straW#i spent days after seeing that art going WOAaaah because literally he looks so cool???? all joking about me simping aside its very silly#but i absolutely adore that you gave him little wrinkles under his eyes it makes him look so dignified and your outfit for him us just *MUA#i wish i could character design like that *sigh*
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okay i tthink i did it YIPPEEEE
#I FINALLY TOOK A GOOD PICTURE GOOD GOD#taking my words back that is a very mid picture at best#but. i cant stress abough how bad my camera is#that mark scene where he sobs and vomits after seeing his friends mothers corpse is probably. the one embedded more in my brain#poor guy... love seeing you suffer though!#the other ones just alt!cesar being so so silly! maybe a little joking around even#dont ask about the unfinsihed hood on marks drawing. its all in your head. not real /j#hail true body au#OH WAIT I FORGOR#tw emetophobia#my art
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This person on f1twt really be making fun of Charles losing his dad and Jules and go like “oof lecfosi found me 🙄” like lecfosi are the ones being unreasonable.
#bffr rn#i think the only thing that i am happy to see is that barely anybody liked this and they’re getting cooked in the qrts#charles leclerc#f1#formula 1#cl16#there is literally no circumstance where this should be acceptable#much less a fucking silly tweet like this#just joking abt their rivalry and how they can still be little shits to each other even now??#max verstappen#lestappen#i should really just stay off twt its bad for my mental health 💀
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constantly tiptoeing the line between “Saiki k is a gag manga and a lot the gag is that it explores and exaggerates typical anime tropes” and “its still very earnest and there are clearly parts that are meant to be taken seriously”
like you can almost always tell bc Asou is a very talented writer and can convey tone in his story really well, but sometimes the stuff he throws in as a joke makes u go O_O
#Like I still cannot tell what the tone of that Nendou time loop chapter was#it didnt seem tonally as dire as the inarguably serious moments#But it also didn’t really seem like it was meant to be funny. Like there weren’t many *if any* jokes.#Its like he was just randomly like “hey what if i did something a little silly and twisted”#And then he did that#I mean im obsessed with that chapter so whatever he did it worked? i think?#Gaaaah i need to find interviews with this dude I’m becoming obsessed with his writing#The more you reread the manga the more small things you notice about the way he creates characters and stories#And like little nuances and shit#Its really cool idk if this has happened with an author/story ive liked before
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They invented a subculture for me it's called loserpunk
#artists on tumblr#portrait of the artist#that is. a joke. to be clear. the new subculture thing i mean#anyway i kinda just feel grimy and grungy and more than a little like shit bc of some personal stuff rn#so i thought what the hell. lets do a douchey self portrait#didnt really help but its been nice to draw myself looking how i actually look instead of like.#the perky silly thing ppl expect me to be#bc like in reality im kind of just a shoddily dressed nerd in a handmedown sweatshirt n jeans looking. supremely tired
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The sound of a body throwing itself onto one of the infirmary cots echoed through the mostly empty room, followed closely behind with a dramatic, but melodic sigh. “Can I say something mean?”
“Probably not in front of the baby.”
Will groaned, looking up from his pile of patient reports he had been sorting for the past… year. “I hardly think eleven still counts as being a baby.”
Lee, who had been refilling first aid kits for the past two hours, contemplated this for a moment. “Maybe, but that’s besides the point. I’m six years older than you. You’ll always be a baby.”
“I’m going to say something mean. Will, cover your ears.”
“I’m not covering my ears, Taylor. Unlike you, I’m working right now and I need my hands.”
“Oh,” Taylor dragged, a taunt evident in her voice, "someone's grumpy.”
“He’s mad I put him on infirmary duty during arts and crafts.”
“Will, you aren’t good at arts and crafts.” Lee slapped her arm. “And you like working in the infirmary, you are constantly taking my shifts. It’s why I love you.”
Lee slapped her arm again. “Taylor, what the heck.”
Taylor groaned, “Fuck. Just say fuck. I’m begging you.”
“That’s besides the point. I had it with Cecil. We were going to finish our board game.” Will turned to Lee, pointing an accusing finger at him, “You knew this.”
Lee let out a long-suffering sigh and Will almost felt bad for causing a fuss, but really, Lee brought this upon himself. “Taylor, stop pawning off your shifts to Will. Will, stop letting Taylor’s pawn off her shifts to you. Also: I’m sorry about arts and crafts. The last few days have been hectic and I needed your help. I’ll make sure to not schedule you over arts and crafts next week.”
“I’m going to be home next week! Mama is picking me up, remember?”
Lee had the decency to look ashamed when he said, “Heck. I forgot. I’m sorry, Will.”
Taylor got up from her self-designated cot and walked over to Will, ruffling his hair once she was close enough. “I’ll take over the rest of your shift, buddy. You go have fun.”
Will shook his head, “No, it’s okay. I’m already here. Arts and crafts is half-way done anyway. We wouldn’t be able to finish.”
“If you’re sure,” Taylor sighed as she pressed a kiss to his forehead and Will let out a cry of protest because he could feel the lipstick stain there. He tried rubbing it away with his fingers but by the look on Lee’s face and the snickers Taylor was making behind him, he only made it worse.
Lee graciously handed Will a wipe before glaring at their sister. “Taylor, what are you even doing here?”
“I think I made that pretty obvious when I threw myself onto a bed and stated I was gonna say something mean. I came to gossip.”
“You should be at archery right now.”
“Mike was being a piss-baby. He wouldn’t let Josh and I try to hit one another. What’s the point of being in advanced archery if you can’t shoot at your brother? Moving targets!”
“So you left?”
“Yep. I found Silena and she offered to do my nails before I came by.”
Lee pinched the bridge of his nose in a way that resembled an old man at the end of his rope. Will suppressed a giggle at his brother’s anguish as Lee said, “You can’t do that.”
“Do what? My nails?”
“Leave Michael like that.”
“Why? He’s not in charge of me.”
“But I am. And he’s my second in command, so yes he is.”
Taylor groaned, flopping back onto her cot. “One, he’s like three weeks older than me, unfair. And two, none of that is important right now. What is important is that our father was here and didn’t say hi to any of us. Who does that?”
“Our father, apparently.”
Taylor flipped Lee off, showing off her new manicure. It was baby pink, like her lipstick, with a little sun in the center. “He gives those kids a ride, none of them his, and has the audacity to leave before saying hi? Hell, Will over here has never met him. He has time to bring a group of kids to camp, but can’t spare a lousy minute to check in on us? And I can’t say this to Michael or he’ll claim I’m “on the other side”.” Taylor sighed, a faraway look in her eyes. Will had only seen this look on her face a few times before: every time Luke was mentioned. “I’m just tired of feeling abandoned and I’m sick of feeling like it’s bad to think that.”
Lee stepped towards her, a soft, “Tay–” passing through his lips, before she sat up and shook herself out of her stupor.
“Instead of saying hi, he just causes chaos and disappears! He brings Percy back, which is never a good sign. Thalia is driving the sun chariot, and crashes it! Oh, and he brought that new weird kid that keeps bombarding everyone with questions.”
Will saw through the change of topic, and Lee clearly had to as well, but he allowed it to happen. He slapped her on the arm for the third time, “He’s not weird. He’s, like, eight. The kid is just excited. You were excited about camp once upon a time.”
Taylor turned to Will, jerking her head at Lee, “I think he’s finally lost it. When have I ever been excited by anything ever?”
Will grinned, “Yesterday, you beat Madi at Josh’s song quiz and you danced around the cabin for ten minutes.”
Taylor gasped loud and dramatic, clutching at her chest as she fell back onto her cot, chestnut hair falling all over her face in her fall. “William! How dare you accuse me of such things!”
#will solace#lee fletcher#solangelo#wip wednesday#solangelo fic#solangelo fanfiction#pjo#pjo fandom#mine.doc#i swear nico is in this just... later#for now its just cabin seven sibling antics#this is a wip wednesday so please ignore any mistakes#i want to have this fic posted saturday but i'm historically not great at self-inflected deadlines#my “birthday” fic was posted five days after my birthday soooo#my goal is to post this at the airport before i get on a plane but we shall see#this fic is an interpretation of nico and will meeting. like. the meeting mentioned in tsats but its also a will coming out to his mom fic#but like. not all that serious. in fact its very silly#if you read my fic 'a little house on the edge of town' it mentions will coming out and this is the story that alludes to#look at me just yapping in tumblr tags#rip taylor you would have loved kayla#thats a joke taylor knew kayla before she 💀
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putting my money where my mouth is, so here's some kaharu
#id in alt text#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#haru#haruxkatara#kaharu#or#harutara#personally i prefer kaharu but you do you#art#mart#oldergaang#like in their 20s here???#they were at a fancy event (katara likes bringing him bc he just follows her around & carries her things) & now its 4 am & shes sleepy#also can u tell i put so much effort into the details here#ive been trying to be more attentive to detail wrt clothing#so what was supposed to be a silly little joke sketch ended up turning into. a lot of fucking work!!!!!#oops !#[jeb voice] please clap....
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y'all gotta stop making alastor look cool in redesigns he's gotta look a little goofy silly he needs his funny haircut adn bright colors ur fucking killing him
#hh#chit chat#i understand desire to make him cool and suave and spooky#but you must remember he is just a silly little guy#he tells bad jokes and puns#he eats a whole raw deer with just a fork#he fucking tosses people up and catches them with his mouth like popcorn#in the pilot he was just fucking wearing tap shoes#you HAVE to let him be a lil silly its important
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"Such a massive skull....
It must be hiding an equally massive brain!"
TerukiWeek 2024, Day Five
Hair AND Trauma...
#terukiweek2024#i wanted this 1ne 2 b a little silly#i think its funny that ritsu thought he just had a bigass noggin when he first met him so i played off of that :)#also the trauma is ritsu's raging jealousy of teru's enormous intellect in case you couldnt tell [joke]#AGAIN I THINK ITS HILARIOUS EVERYONE DID HAIR AND TRAUMA CUZ I KNEW I WAS GONNA DO THE SAME THING#ritsu teru friendies is so funny 2 mi. like they are crazee#i like the wig btw guys. like actually its so fun to just draw upwards and have it kinda fizzle out#now im out til birthday day..... gotta work on that 1ne gang...........#mob psycho 100#mp100#mob psycho fanart#teruki hanazawa#hanazawa teruki#ritsu kageyama#kageyama ritsu#implied terumob as always
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Objectively cersei is a terrible mom to all her kids not just tommen like just bc she’s not outright abusive to joffrey doesn’t mean she did a good job raising him lol. But also part of me is like nooo how could she be a bad mom to him that’s her baby boy she’s just encouraging his interests which just happen to be murder and abuse (god forbid women do anything) 🙄 And it just so happens that he’s a perfect little clone of her I’m sure she’d still care about him if he wasn’t 🥰 Maybe tommen and myrcella just have bad vibes have you considered that. Maybe they’re just stupid little flop babies it’s not her fault -_- they don’t even have a passing interest in atrocities. Cringe
#.txt#‘her kids would be better off without her’ noo not joffrey that’s her little baby 🥺#objectively he would not be like that if he was raised by normal people but#that would be boring I like him when he’s silly 🤪#all jokes aside their relationship makes me a bit insane ❤️#bc it’s like. the closest thing she has to a normal loving relationship with any of her children#but it’s only like that bc he never goes against her#its so fun to think about what would have happened if he lived#also I think the whole ‘does she genuinely love her kids’ thing is so boring#it’s just kinda pointless idk#like she can genuinely love them and still be a shitty mother. those things are not mutually exclusive
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ouh... mm unicorn fabby?? ouh... and um? earth pony solaris? 🥺? and erm um maybe even dragon zor? hello can anyone hear me hello
#forced my family to watch the m.lp movie for movie night tonight. jokes on them though they liked it. yay#side note they're taking it off of net.flix soon so watch it now if you want to#anyways this is a thought that i had for a while but watching the movie reminded me of it#fabby and solaris are NOT those ponies for rari.jack reasons. i mean like yeah they are. but also they're just coded that way#i GUESS i could see solaris as a unicorn for the flight/space motif but. one. i want her to be built like a brick wall. its essential#and two. i think it matters more if she accomplishes her goals through brute force and hard work rather than being born-#-with the ability to do what she wants. as that's kind of her motif from the start isn't it#anyways i've given this more thought than necessary#zor with a HUUUGE hoard of gold its their favorite they love it so much. their yummy treasure.#and their silly little ponies to collect it for them or else. yay
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not indicative of anything, just something silly i thought about! feel free to fill in the variables with whatever you like.
#lizzy speaks#HELLO TUMBLR. this question was brought to you by me from 1 AM who woke up in the middle of being sick#this was a genuine question i thought about. i joked around in my head that i was sick bc im clearly just a host for my little blorbos#but actually though i think i just had a silly little reaction to taking the flu shot#me playing sr with friends at reset with my beloved wife squiffy wondering 'why do i feel hot?' (completely forgot about the flu shot)#anyway! i hope you are all have an excellent weekend. please make sure to stay hydrated!#and feel free to rb with thoughts i need to see what everyone's relationship is with a parasitic god-like entity#not that the entity needs to be a parasite but yknow. i think its fun#also related but unrelated whenever im unwell i think about kitaro. im like. damn. he works so hard for SEES...#going and climbing through tartarus through all that even if it makes him sick.. ue ue ue he is everything to me
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLjxaQ8V/ “american boy that’s you” :(
oh dnfies :(( george is so fascinated by dream never forget that
#cq.asks#they both love making little jokes about the other its sooo cuteee#like this same stream had the you're so petite george joke from dream and its just so silly im obsessed with them
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