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albatris · 2 years
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I might have made this post before but
broke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically powerful and dangerous vampires to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of for personal gain, both as a stupidly excessive show of gratuitous influence and power and just for the self-indulgent thrill of it
woke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically people who can drive to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of because quinn cooper is a lazy fuck and also way too proud to admit they find road rules confusing. why the fuck is the britannia roundabout on kensington road like that. nat can you drive them to target please
#i had another joke post that was like.......#idk u might assume quinn's type is Vampires#quinn's type is actually just. nerds. people with drivers licences. softies#yes quinn was a little turned on when nat pinned them down with claws to their throat and threatened to murder them#yes quinn is insanely attracted to alex and likes when alex flashes its perfect pretty fangs#but keep in mind. alex and nat are also both nerds with drivers licenses and huge softies#also lmao @ quinn being all ''ooh I'm quinn cooper risk and murder and thrill make me feel alive and I'm in love with danger'' and#getting a kick out of mortal peril and being around dangerous predators#like quinn babe ik nat and alex are vampires so u can fool yourself into being all haha this is sexy and dangerous but also#the two people you are basically in love with and adore and feel safe around Just So Happen to be the two that#treat you with kindness and gentleness and you specifically trust them not to hurt you??? you dense fuck#quinn: ''I'm so cool and edgy I'm surrounded by vampires i love danger hehe''#nat: *makes sure quinn eats three healthy meals a day and puts a lil blanket over them when they fall asleep on the couch*#alex: *kisses quinn on the forehead and always keeps an eye on them to make sure they're safe and takes note of#things quinn mentions in passing so it can surprise them with a specific gift or fun outing later*#the part of this relationship you enjoy is not danger or control or you being on some weird power trip quinn it's the existence of both#SAFETY AND VULNERABILITY#it's CARE#does it take quinn three books to figure this out? yeah.#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears
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faeriekit · 7 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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aquariumpacific · 7 months
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How we weigh an octopus!
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kochei0 · 3 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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vamprisms · 2 months
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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amygdalae · 8 months
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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trashy-greyjoy · 5 months
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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memendoemori · 9 months
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Good morning everybody
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quinnfebrey · 4 months
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annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened
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etakeh · 6 months
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lastoneout · 6 months
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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haunted-xander · 21 days
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If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready
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thelove-rs · 11 months
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STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
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wizard-laundry · 6 months
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heeppy hoolida
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k-eke · 8 months
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Careful ...
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surprisearson · 4 months
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Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.
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