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But I'm Not Bitter
PNW. OR. NC. ACAB. AntiFa.
Too old to be here, too young to die in peace.
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**if you aren't sure if I'm joking, I probably am**
or at least being sarcastic. geez lighten up. it's just the apocalypse.
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could you please tell me how to order potato salad in German?
Entschuldigen Sie bitte, wo ist der Kartoffelsalat?
If I'm being honest I can also ask where the exit, entrance and bathroom are. I feel like that covers everything I need to visit a foreign country.
#languages#My high school German teacher would be so proud#That's a lie she'd be horrified#kind of like when I chose Nuremberg for my report on a famous German City
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
#I don't have a nightstand anymore I have a headboard that I built.#an old silver plated serving tray that holds a small Nerf gun and spare darts#a little silver jewelry box that I'm not sure what's in it I should look#Oh it's got several flavors of blistex and if you pieces of hi-chew and the color of the cat that is currently eating my hand#One of those glowy moon lights that comes with a cheap remote so I can change colors#a little Vaseline glass dish that holds the remote and some Carmex and some cough drops#The wireless charger#along string of black freshwater pearls is hanging from a corner bracket#it was a gift but I don't wear jewelry and didn't know what else to do with it#realizing that I am very boring#but I just keep stuff up there that I need to grab without looking#I don't even have to roll over to grab something#I can just reach straight up and grab the nerf gun anytime I need it
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Do you pepper your speech with foreign words or phrases, just for fun?
Yes, a lot
Yes, sometimes
Yes, rarely
No
#I know just enough German to order potato salad#so of course I use that phrase whenever I can#which is not nearly enough
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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You’re on a 3-4 lane freeway going faster than the speed limit by a modest amount.
#I chose five because I have to#the thing I bitch about most in traffic is people who don't understand the simple fucking rule#SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP FUCKING RIGHT#iF YOUR'E A SLOW MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF MY WAY THANKS#sorry it really does bother me#we live in a society#if you can't even follow one of the most simple rules of the road that makes everything flow better for everyone#I will have no sympathy for you when the revolution comes
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It's crazy that there are people out there breathing out carbon dioxide as if we're not in the middle of a climate crisis.
So fucking selfish and rude.
Hey, Tumblr, remember when I first put out my post on the necessity of single use plastic straws and I started getting literal death threats and statements like "nobody cares about your disability compared to the planet" and "maybe you should choke on a biodegradable straw and die so you're not a drain on society" and my favorite "go eat your fucking chicken nuggets and shut up you [ableist slurs]"?
Can you stop doing that? It's tiresome and it's annoying and you could do better. I've been trolled long enough that being called a brain dead cunt by a teenager on anon means absolutely nothing.
#Y'all need to get your priorities in order#throwing people under the bus for virtue points is just embarrassing#I'm not a Bible person but seriously motes and beams. Motes and fucking beams.
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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I understood what they were for, but I still had no idea what the message was.
when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought
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Seafloor.
Twitter / Instagram / Gumroad / Patreon
KnownOrigin / SuperRare / OBJKT / Zedge
#Yes I do follow more than one account that does really cool gifs#if you don't#I highly recommend it
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*Spirit Guide*
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"How to step out of the picture" a new Secret Knots comic! I hope you like it.
As usual, this webcomic is made possible by the support of kind Patreon followers. Check out the different tiers (there's even a free one!) for extra content, sketches and more.
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Working from home means taking calls from assholes while shooting your asshole cat with a Nerf dart because they have asshole zoomies that include swinging by the other cat to smack her.
But hey I can also do laundry on my brakes so
Win-win?
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Where's all those people we are supposed to find on the internet that are into the same cool stuff that you are? I swear, I have just as much trouble now as I did in real life.
Of course I don't actually go out of my way to find them because oh my God that means talking to somebody and that is just not going to happen I'm sorry because then they'll talk back to me and then I'll talk back to them and it just never ends how do you know when to stop the idea terrifies me.
What do you mean, that's probably what they're thinking too? pfffft
#for reals I've been solidly online for more than 20 years and there are two people I've still got from them and we talk like once a month.#I love them and I appreciate that they are either like that or know that I'm like that and respect it#this is not a plea for people to talk to me please don't do that#The good Lord didn't invent enough anxiety medication for me to handle more than like three people a week
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