Me: *notices the new Murderbot book in Audible, voice to text Jim*
Me: It’s Murderbot day!
Siri: It’s murder bidet. Send it?
Me: No. It’s Murder Bot day.
Siri: It’s murder thought day. Send it?
Me: No. It. Is. Murder. Bot. Day.
Siri: It is murder but day. Send it?
Me: Yeah I guess
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getting my bimonthly urge to reread butch is a noun
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Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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How does this keep happening to me
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