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owen-not-carvour · 2 years

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my hobbies include posing the skeleton in my anatomy class to looking like the ride the cyclone characters :)

top left: noel

top right: ocean during her bumper

bottom left: space age bachelor man

bottom right: also ocean (democracy rocks!) …with my assistance lol

#it’s funny bc they’re dead #some of these were rly hard to do lol #still fun though #lmk if you have any other pose suggestions :)#ride the cyclone

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starlooove · 24 days

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Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim….#like from that run #it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read #but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el #tim Drake #it’s actually about him this time #I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho #oh and on the tam note #her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times #mainly that Vicki vale shit #which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall #bc it’s HIS office #bc HE is the CEO.#I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t #they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily #which is so fucking fun #but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’#like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it!#AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT #IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit #but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life #(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick)#Like that would’ve been craaaazy #like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD #And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner #but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺#anyways justice for the fox family #at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me #where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale)#that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK

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coconut530 · 10 months

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🫣 Ada… what

ALSO

FP THUMB UNDER CUT

MY BOI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!?!?!!!??!!?!?!? 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 HE’S BEEN FOUND GOOD GOD WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE NOVEMBER 3RD IN THIS PANEL:

HE BACK!!! MAYBE!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!! BUT I SEE HIM SO I’M FREAKING OUT!!!

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #ok so Ada’s spectre still is nightmare fuel but it is kinda one of the cooler ones???#It’s different; usually the person like keeps who they are and you can tell it’s them but Ada noooooo #bc like one she talks by screaming two she like surrenders herself to her spectre and becomes feral three she can make people see things #Annabel being like “what a short-sighted notion” was funny #Monty doesn’t have 5D chess brain like she does #And Ada being like “DO YOU LOVE ME YET!?” …girl you look like a skeleton and are screaming in my face idkkkkkkkkk #If anything this definitely makes Prospero love her WAY less #Bc those visions are *shudders* NO THANK YOU #Like the hands and the cut off hand and the unbuttoning and the sAW—#No thanksssssssss hahahahahaa #Maybe he’ll keep her on the smart kid team for the scare factor to others but for ONLY that reason #Uhhhhhh and then she went into Annabel and hahahaha dead Lenore never left her brainnnnnnnn #Eeek like ribbons have never been so scary dude #They’re meant to decorate the women they’re put on but it only ties them up and it’s like horrible #Forces them to stay that way: pretty #When all they want is to be free #Ok uh philosophical rant over bye #Oh wait one more thing did everyone see the thumbnail switching today?? Crazy

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lightyagamishair · 2 years

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it’s so crazy seeing “lawlight antis” claiming that the ship is problematic because of their age gap and not because those men are actively trying to have the other killed 😭

#nothing wrong with disliking a ship!!#but it’s funny that THAT is the reason #when L and Light canonically want the other dead #death note #lawlight #i see people argue on tiktok a lot about this lol #like…. the AGE GAP is what’s problematic??#i love lawlight lol but even i can admit that there would be some issues with them together lmao #not bc of their ages but because Light literally had L killed #idk the age gap is just such a weird thing to be mad over when they’re both of age

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paradisecas · 2 years

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i think it’s so nice that marie included adam in her little play. i haven’t seen the episode in a hot min so i cant remember if she really believes that sam and dean are sam and dean but it’s really funny to think about her accepting and processing that her favorite characters are actually real people and then remembering them being confused about adam in her play. who’s that, they asked, and she’s like damn! he wasn’t even ignored because the series ended! he was Forgotten forgotten!! au in which marie and some teenagers stage a jailbreak because if sam and dean won’t save their brother, someone has to.

#i very desperately need to be reading for class but instead i am thinking of fan fiction. for some reason.#well because it’s an adam mention and i do hold onto those #in her second half. was adam involved w the aliens. i need to know!#not serious about the au i just think it’s soo funny that they’re trying to prove that the books were written about Them #and they still ask. who’s that.#and she has to be the one to explain that it’s their brother they abandoned to gay marry an archangel in hell #i dont think she believes them #maybe i am serious about the au!#if she accepts that they’re Real People and that maybe dean’s story wasn’t just bad fan fiction shes like i heard NO mention of adam.#THEY FORGOT HIM. and she’s a samgirl so mmaybe she has that soft spot for adam too bc mutual cage trauma or whatever #these theater nerds get into The Supernatural and through the power of friendship and chuck’s negligence they scoop adam and michael #who are like HELLO??? WHAT????#adam especially #imagine. ur dead ur alive! ur possessed. ur in hell. ur out of hell! some teenage girls saved you? YOURE IN A BOOK??#i dont think ive seen enough discussions about the spn books and adam finding out about them post cage #mine #in the cage like. it’s my father! it’s my brothers! it’s… a teenage girl?

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mqonlighting · 3 months

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real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

#so random disclaimer this girl is like a year older than me and in high school it’s like a nono for older and younger batch to like be #a thing so i know i generally have no chance but i like to live in my own insanity and the progression of my crush on her has been absolute #ly cuckoo bananas. so like it started out as ‘i wanna be your friend’ and progressed into ‘shit they’re really pretty’ to ‘wow ur so??’ to #‘fuck i like them’ and then it died down and then by all golly it came back but more of a hallway crush now which is bearable bc i’m #not really a part of their life?? like we know each other but we don’t wave and shit and we don’t like ever interact that much so i was lik #ok this is fine bc they literally never think of me so i’m just admiring from afar. and the FIRST inciting incident was i request them onig #and i expect to not get accepted because according to their friends they onyl accept close friends and i’m like k this is a bad idea probs #but the worst that could happen is i get left in their follow requests right?? RIGHT?? but then within like two hours of reqing. lord.#i got. ACCEPTED. and they requested back. and suddenly it’s +1 tangibility like ok?? maybe we’re not as strangers as i thought we were #i later discovered i was not that special for this but also?? cool?? anyways for a while it kind of laid dead and we never spoke at all eve #tho i was in their acc now (at this time they barely posted but whenever they did it was so?? funny like they would slap the randomest shit #on that acc) and it was still a hallway crush altho my friends r awful (/pos) people who would always make me pass their hallway and i #would run into them so often but at this point we only ever like exchanged glances and they would walk right past me like i wasnt even ther #but THEN the second incident happened which was basically we had to play instruments for this christmas event thing and bc they’re literall #y amazing they played for it and i was roped into it and. i was so gay the whole time. bc who wears a leather jacket to school and gets the #prettiest haircut ever right on the last day before a long break?? and the worst part is whenevr something confusing happened they would #turn to me and this one other person and we’d b laughing together. like we r friends. and they’re so fucking nice they were checking up on #us the whole time i was literally dying i kept dropping my pick and stealing looks AURURUGH and they’re so gen funny and interesting i just #and the first few days of holiday break i just couldn’t stop thinking abt them it was so bad? like that was the moment where i was genuinel #like is this more than a hallway crush… eventually it died back down until the next event we had to play together where they were being SO #SO much more comf w me? like exchanging knowing looks when smt funny happens and that stuff.. at this point i didnt even know what to like #think of my crush on them so i just let it be yk. atp they’re not even waving at me in the hallways at all still so maybe they’re just bein #nice! BUT NO. THAT IS UNTIL I AUDITIONED FOR A BAND (theyr in charge of accepting) AND THEY ACCEPTED ME WHICH COOL BUT LIKE A DAY LATER I #HEARD FROM OUR MUTUAL FRIEND THAT THEY SAID ‘yeaa im so happy i got (my name)’ AS IN IN THE BAND. LIKE. HELLO?? HI U THIUGHT ABT ME?? and #during the first band mtg where everyone’s all awk they kept making eye contact w me and asking if i was good and making sure i got to say #smt before anyone made a decision and it. murdered. me. i’m sorry maybe it’s the fanfic writer in me or this shit is literally nothing and #think they’re just nice to everyone but who cares bc it means they’re nice to ME too. and then last week happened. which was like the nail #in the coffin. INTERACTION ACTIVITY. I IMPULSIVELY ASK IF THEY WANNA B GROUPMATES AND THEY SAY YES. THEY ONLY TALK TO ME AND THEIR FRIENDS.#I ACT STUPID. THEY ALUGH AND TOUCH MY SHOULDER. I ASK ABT THEIR CAMERA AND THEY GO ON A LONG-ISH (cute) RANT ABT SMTH. THEY ASK WHY I HAVE #BIG ASS STACK OF POST ITS. WE TALK. THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES. SUDDENLY. THEY SAY A FULL HELLO IN THE HALLS. THEY WAVE AT ME A DAY LATER. FUCK

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tohandatla · 1 year

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Hunter would HATE The Collector being his sibling btw

#like in any other circumstance? yeah sure okay new sibling cool #in This Specific Circumstance? absolutely not. he wants that little fucker dead #like yeah. there’s the Projection abt helping Belos and the anger at what they’ve done to his loved ones #and the anger over how they can go through so much and still be so carefree when he and Luz couldn’t #but honestly most of it is just bc he thinks they’re SO ANNOYING. UGH. what do you MEAN that’s my sibling now put him BACK #I have Luz and Vee and Amity and Gus I don’t need another one!! especially not THAT one #also the collector keeps calling him an It so he’s not. entirely wrong for hating him but they’re getting better abt it #the collector insults Darius’ cloak or something and hunter is PREPARED FOR COMBAT #it never gets better Hunter continues to hate them for the rest of time. just like in the way you hate your shitty younger sibling yknow #toh #hunter toh #hunter (last name pending)#the collector #also. the collector isn’t even really doing it on purpose. sure he thinks hunter being upset is kind of funny #but honestly they don’t even realize what they’re doing is bothering Hunter half the time. he’s just Vibin #how is the collector supposed to know that hanging out with Camilla will trigger a jealousy spiral in hunter?#and hunter is so bad at expressing himself already that it’s just. a mess. but they figure it out eventually

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trollbreak · 1 year

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< thinking abt my evil ghost lady

#no she doesn’t have a name or caste or horns but she does have a face and hair and vibe in my heart #um. dead lady who likes bothering the living. she can be visible for a short time and jumpscares people bc she thinks it’s funny #haunts someone she used to work with. and only tried a little bit to kill them. and got killed by them :P #she bothers people sometimes like. making threats. fucking w the lights or making them chilly. she can’t do anything to *actually* harm #someone but damn if she can’t set the mood. chill it down and fuck with the lighting and speakers here and there. just show up an instant in #someone’s periphery and whisper just when they’re not paying attention #maybe sit there and scare the shit out of someone who’s up later than most folks #Yk. girl stuff!

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dirt-grub · 2 years

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Also any terf who thinks trans men suddenly aren’t oppressed once they come out in terms of their body parts can suck my whole ass literally what planet are you on

#charlie talks #ah yes. my he/him uterus is simply barren the moment I am transed #getting peeved bc I told some extended family about my boyfriend and it’s like nightmarish #why the hell is it normal for a whole ass human being I have an interpersonal relationship with #to be reduced to deadass just penis #you guys are freaks #can’t wait for grandma in law to flip her shit when she realizes it’s a gay relationship too #I’m really dreading telling my parents bc I have to eventually like if they find out before I tell them I’m dead #but like they’re going to ramp up the transphobia to 11 #and I don’t really feel like being told every day that my boyfriend is straight and is dating me because I’m the owner of a vagina #it would be funny tho if I was like lol no parents we both hate sex due to deep seated mental illness #because that would then also be offensive bc how can you not WANT to fuck???#nightmare. cishet normativity is poison #slight rant sorry I’m just like. grrr #everybody loves the fag (me) until he acts faggy

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greaseonmymouth · 2 years

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you know those AUs that are like character A and B are both highly respected academics in the same field whose academic papers are scathing takedowns of the other’s work but actually they’re married? Or like, two colleagues at the same uni teach unrelated subjects and nobody thinks they even know each other but then that one student takes a class with both of them and realises the spouse they’re constantly gushing about is the other?

This but it’s Ed and Stede and Mary and Doug in the faculty of arts dept at some tiny uni and absolutely everybody’s got the relationship configuration wrong except for Izzy, who hates everything and glares at anybody who dares bring up the subject with him and Lucius who delights in answering in ways which only bring about more confusion

#it doesn’t help that Stede still refers to Mary as his wife even though they’ve been divorced for years at this point and she’s re-married #they’re Friends it’s their thing they can call each other husband and wife if they want to #Doug is chill about this #Ed is also chill about this #sometimes Doug and Ed jokingly refer fo each other as ‘the husband of my husband’ or something bc it’s funny #bonus points if Stede goes by two names bc he’s technically supposed to be dead #so there’s a long lived conspiracy that Stede is twins #sorry guys I am running on 5 hours of sleep this is a lot funnier to me than you I bet #ofmd

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moonrpg · 2 years

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dear lord ph and st hd remakes when

#I still think ph is so misogynistic bc of what it did to tetra but it is a very funny game. u are on thin ice #it is quite eye opening that st treats its zelda better and she’s literally dead the whole time help #it would be hard bc they’re so. ds games are just so ds oriented lol #WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND. minish cap but it’s in those cute 3d top down styles like albw and the la remake. can u imagine I would SOB #ok I have work in like 4 hrs I should sleep. gn <3 sorry for the spiraling my life just sucks rn but 👍🏻#chitchat

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starlooove · 1 year

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I think Gavin should have a wife who’s vigilante name would be Eurydice, and if they had a kid their vigilante name should be Musaeus (sound based vigilante - maybe direct enemies with music meister or smth idc) bc I want more happy blk families

#Orpheus and Eurydice forreal #instead of dying imma just use DC logic and say he got out with a scar and some damage to his vocal chords #something that actually fucked him up for a while #but anyways that’s a diff post #I think it’d be funny if they were on an interdimensional thing and got the attention of Diana and subsequently the Gods #half of them think it’s cute half of em think it’s insulting #latter half try to show them the true tale of Orpheus and Eurydice #and try to kill her so Orpheus goes down to get her #Gavin loves his wife tho so he’d step in front of the blast or fuck up the process #and Eurydice goes and gets him #little reverse #and Eurydice fights them out #everything ends up ok bc im tired of blk characters being done dirty #this would all be in eurydice's debut #and i think at the end they should get blessed by the muses or apollo or smth #as a treat #the kid is way down the line btw for now they’re just a power couple #oooh maybe they say they’re gonna bless Orpheus and Eurydice’s kid and they’re like that’s dead bc they’re not planning on having kids #and then they’re patrolling Gotham #and there’s this street singer #who’s almost. enchanting the crowd. swindling most definitely but there’s no reason for those powers to be that effective #cue corny that ass line #‘Orpheus….did they say the kid would be BIOLOGICALLY ours’#Disney uh oh with a close up to his face and cut to ads 💀#anyways whatever that’s just me

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lilgynt · 2 years

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kept trying to go to bed but kept feeling shit on me assumed i was hallucinating but no cockroaches again :/

#personal #i hate my house!!!!!#like yay im less crazy! i think i would have preferred hallucinations #like fuck a hallucination gonna do? feel weird? make me mildy upset?#tactile ones are only really bad if you’ve already seen a bug then bam but other than that they’re not the worst worst you know?#like they’re not auditory hallucinations or visual ones ur not a BADDIE.#but a bug?#that mother fucker is clearly comfortable on my bed and crawling on me #i didn’t kill him bc i was screaming in terror #so he can definitely just #come back #living with hoarders is so fucking frustrating i just want to sleep and relax but nooooo i got fucking roaches trying to fuck me #and not to competely blame my folks cause i think even without the hoarding i think it’s just the structure of the house #it is funny seeing people be like yeah i found a roach in my bathroom so im deep cleaning it and the adjoining areas #and im like huh. if i don’t pass at least 6 roaches and 7 dead ones from my room to the bathroom i think it’s a little weird #and this is not including the bathroom roaches #god like #people just don’t have a ton of bugs in their house all the time #people don’t walk around looking at their feet to avoid bugs #like my whole house no area is safe #like. there’s so many in the kitchen and im gonna be honest #yes i find it gross but i genuinely forgot not everyone has that going on constantly #like people just don’t have an abundance of roaches in their life #oh my god that’s not normal i literally forgot that’s not normal #i take it back tactile hallucinations in ur hair is the WORST #I WILL take my brother screaming in the dish washer over that ! sign me up for seeing weird shit!

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mars-ipan · 6 months

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the most annoying part abt the pseudosexual pseudo-horny is the inability to make it go away right. it’s like an itch that refuses to let itself be scratched. you either feel no relief or searing pain no in between. (at least in my case)

sometimes. i get desperately uncomfortable about it and think “GOD fine i’ve tried every other avenue i’ll listen to one of those asmr audio videos and see if that does anything” but whenever i look them up the thumbnails and titles are enough to keep me from ever clicking on them. not even in my desperation to let my body feel normal again can i bring myself to watch one of those

#marzi speaks #pseudosexual moment #i’m SORRY but they’re just so. STUPID looking #it’s either like. some wattpad bullshit or some ao3 dead dove bullshit #‘ur possessive bully protects you from your ex’ do you hear yourself?????#like i’m sorry. i cannot. i’d get 10 seconds into one of those and immediately burst into laughter #it’s really annoying tho bc it is genuinely the only thing i haven’t tried to get rid of the pseudo-horny #so there is a mild amount of fear that those videos would actually make it go away. like there’s a solid degree of separation there #and i am afraid that they would help #i HAVE watched a couple for jokes and those ones made me uncomfy or laugh and that is my only comfort #anyways. i need to go to sleep #if this post is deleted in the morning dw about it that just means i decided i wanted to keep it to myself #asexuality is so funny. why do i gotta be sex ambivalent

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craptastico · 7 months

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i’m thinking about. the magic system in the simon snow series again.

#IT’S SO INTERESTING #GO READ THOSE BOOKS NOW #like legit i gotta braindump now #so it’s linguistics based #and the power behind the words comes from how often people use them #but not mages so they need the normals functioning at maximum socialization #because otherwise their spells are weaker #and they use all kinds of phrases so like #clean as a whistle is one #but song lyrics and nursery rhymes #even memes and slang have power if they’re used enough #AND THIS IS WHAT REALLY EXCITES ME #ITS REGIONAL #SO AMERICAN WORDS NEED CAST IN AMERICA AND BRITISH WORDS WONT WORK #and it is SO funny in these books when that comes into play #like our perfectionist great mages are having the WORST TIME #because they can’t figure out they’re not in Britain and british words won’t work #ALSO ALSO #this is something that doesn’t come up in the first and last books bc there’s not enough unoccupied land in britain #but there’s dead spots #if there aren’t enough people to say the words there is no power and no magic #so the second book is probably my favorite because it really explores that system #but anyway go read the simon snow series its actually really good #like so good #simon snow #carry on

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moonstruckme · 4 months

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i cannot stop thinking about oblivious reader and remus where she’s talking about how she’s never been with anyone before bc no one likes her so remus is like i like you!! but she’s like haha ok yeah bc we are friends!! and he has to be like no i like you but she just thinks he’s taking piss but he’s actually being real with her i’m so 🤧

Thanks for requesting :)

cw: mention of alcohol

Remus Lupin x fem!reader ♡ 870 words

“Ugh, they’re disgusting.” You take a sip of your drink, looking at James and Lily over the rim of your cup. Lily’s eating an ice cream sandwich she’d found in Sirius’ freezer, offering James bites while he traces lines between her freckles with his pinkie. “I want to be them so badly.”

Remus hums. It’s the tail end of one of Sirius’ parties (or his soirees, as he insists upon calling them), and the atmosphere is heavy with a pleasant lethargy. The music is still playing from his record player, some slowish, bass-heavy rock, but most everyone has cleared out, and Sirius himself has fallen asleep on the opposite side of the couch from Lily and James, his mouth hanging open.

“I wonder what it’s like to be in love,” you sigh. Remus turns to you, catching the longing in your look just before you hide it away.

“You’ve never been in love?” he asks you.

You give him a funny look. “No.” You shrug. “I’ve never dated anyone before.”

Remus hadn’t known that. He has to remind himself, again, that he doesn’t know all that much about you. You’re new to their little group, a coworker of Lily’s that she’d started bringing around recently. Remus doesn’t know you very well, but he’s found the learning process surprisingly enjoyable. He likes being around you.

“How’s that?” It slips out before he can think it through, brash and unlike him. He backpedals immediately. “Sorry, that was rude, I only meant that I’m a bit surprised. You don’t have to answer.”

“No, it’s okay.” You give him a smile, infinite in your benevolence. “People just don’t seem to think of me that way. No one’s ever liked me.”

You sound so casual about it, but Remus can’t help but think that must not be a nice way to think of yourself. He’s sure you’ve been considered romantically by plenty of people, even if they never had the guts to tell you about it. You’re lovely. You deserve to know it.

He musters his courage. “I like you.”

You laugh, and he thinks Sirius is going to have to mop his self-esteem up off the floor tomorrow morning as part of his party cleanup.

“Thanks,” you say, “but you don’t count.”

Why the hell not?

“I mean, I’m glad you don’t mind me,” you go on, taking another sip of your drink, “but it’s different when you’re friends. I meant that nobody’s ever liked me, like, romantically.”

You go a bit shy at the last word, self-consciousness pulling your shoulders almost imperceptibly upwards. Remus forgives your oversight instantly.

“Do you really think it’s so unlikely that anyone could like you romantically?” he asks, refusing to lower his gaze even when you shrink a bit at the question. “You’re a catch, love, trust me.”

You shake your head and smile, frustratingly good-natured. “Easy for you to say, you don’t have to date me.”

“Have to?” Remus’ voice rises incredulously. He glances towards James and Lily on the couch, lowering it. “I would love to.”

“Ha ha,” you monotone, rolling your eyes and raising your cup to your lips.

He can’t believe you think he’d joke about this. He can’t figure out what’s more cruel, the way you keep inadvertently shooting him down or the fact that you seem so heart-wrenchingly prepared to be made fun of. “I mean it.” Remus lets his voice drop into a more genuine register, and something in your look softens. “I would date you. I want to, if you do. You’re far from impossible to like.”

Your lips actually part in surprise. “Seriously?”

“Yeah, I…” He looks over at the couch, but James and Lily are effectively as dead to the world as Sirius, and at the volume you’re both speaking he doubts they’d be able to hear you over the music anyway. “I think you’re really lovely. I’ve been meaning to do something about it, I just…I didn’t know how. But would you want to?”

“To go on a date?” you ask, looking a bit dazed. Remus smiles, but before he can confirm you laugh at yourself, the sound rich and sweet as dark chocolate. “Sorry, that might be a stupid question. I haven’t done this before.”

“I can’t believe that.” He shakes his head, astounded. For a girl like you to never get asked out? Well, it makes things a bit easier for him, jealousy-wise, but objectively it’s criminal. Remus supposes he’ll have to make up for it himself. “But yeah, I’d like to go on a date.”

You nod, smile sticking on your face. “Me too. I’d like that.”

“Good,” he says, finding that your smile seems to have stuck to him too. “Tomorrow, maybe? We could go for coffee.” He looks out the window behind you, where a faint line of gold on the horizon shows promise of sunrise. “I think we’ll both be needing it.”

You laugh again. Remus decides that he likes it better than any song Sirius has played all night. “That sounds perfect. Thank you, Remus.”

He’s not sure what you’re thanking him for. He’s the one who gets to take you to coffee tomorrow. He ought to be thanking you.

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