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So uh, I’ve been binge watching Unhhh for almost a month……
#it’s a Trixie quote if you don’t know#bsd#bungo stray dogs#my art#fanart#bungou stray dogs#yosano akiko#digital sketch#colored sketch#I watch unhhh when the depression starts acting up#so that’s how I’ve been handling life#totally normal behavior (:#v says things#bungou gay dogs#she’s probably talking to dazai
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Soap, who just got promoted to rank Captain : 😌✨
Y/N, still the same rank after (your choice) years : 😎
Captain Soap, looks at them : So, not that it’s a competition. But, what have you been doing?
Y/N : . . .
Y/N : Uh…… you know, I— I— I’ve been laying down a lot. I’ve been a…… yeah—
Captain Soap : . . .
Y/N : ……——yeah, uh you— you— you’re the doer—
Y/N, gestures at self : I— I’m the not doer.
Captain Soap : In life there’s like doers and there’s talkers—
Y/N, shakes head in disapproval : Yeah, I don’t like to talk either. “I” don’t like to do or talk. I just be…… you know I’m just very ✨existential✨
Captain Soap : You’re ambitious but also not actually inspiring—
Y/N : No no no.
Captain Soap : Not even that?
Y/N : Not even that.
Captain Soap : Don’t words in my mouth—
Y/N, having fun constantly cutting his speeches : No no 👆 don’t work. 😁
#Cod#Call of duty#Call of duty incorrect quotes#Call of duty x reader#Cod Soap#john soap mactavish#John McTavish#Cod Soap x male reader#Cod Soap x fem reader#Cod Soap x gn reader#John Mctavish x reader#John Mctavish x you#John Mctavish x oc#Cod Soap x reader#Original : unhhhh#Original : Katya & Trixie#I don’t know which episode is this#I only saw the shorts#captain soap mactavish
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incorrect quotes game
thank you for the tag @spitefulbull! <3
Rules: generate some incorrect quotes here for your OCs.
using the Burden of the Reluctant Death cast
Theodore: That's a nice argument, Marcella. Why don't you back it up with a source?
Marcella: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
Azmaveth: What do we say when life disappoints us?
Theodore: Called it!
Azmaveth: No.
Rose: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Theodore: But don't you hate yourself.
Rose: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Rose: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Marcella: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Rose:
Marcella: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
Theodore: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Rose: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
this was so fun!!
tagging @rhyaxxyn @emelkae @sarandipitywrites @trixies-show and an open tag of course! :-)
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10 comfort shows
Thanks for tagging me @thegalwhorants
1. Futurama: I have watched futurama over and over again since I was a child. I can quote almost every episode with my sister and dad.
2. UNHhhh: I’ve taken many many many a long haul flight listening to Trixie and Katya talking about whatever nonsense. They feel like my go to buddies.
3. Theory Of Love: I have rewatched this show more times than I can count. I tend to skip the side couple scenes but every-time I’m sad I’m ready to cry with Third then fall in love with Khai again.
4. Run BTS: BTS just having fun and interacting with each-other? It feels like watching my family. I miss them so much. I can’t use Run BTS to practice Korean because I’ve got the eps memorized so not good for practice 😩
5. Naruto: I skip filler but Naruto still slaps. I got my YouTube in 2005 just to watch it and I rewatch it every couple years never regret.
6. Gavin & Stacy: so I love Nessa and just have great memories watching this show. I know James Corden is a piece of shit but so is his character in this so 🤷🏻
7. Bad Buddy: enemies to lovers and I adore Nanon. I’ve even shown this to my sister.
8. Nozaki-Kun: incredibly funny I’ve read the manga. Every character is amazing.
9. Not Me: thump thump goes my heart every time for OffGun and GawinFirst
10. BTS BonVoyage: I love watching BTS pretending to be regular people. ESPECIALLY season 1 and 2. The boys seem to really be enjoying the change of pace and scenery. BTS being happy is my life.
Humm I don’t have 10 people to tag soo if you see this have fun and tag me hehehe but I’ll bump my bestie cause I can already guess her list @tadashidasha
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I’ve wanted to mess with an Epithet AU for a while now- so since you asked, excuse me while I ramble about an idea I had-
Epithet - The Owl House AU
-Luz is a mundie
-Eda has an epithet similar to Mera’s where it has handicapped her severely- haven’t figured the name yet, because I don’t know how Owl can be interpreted as handicap wise
-King is similar to Trixie- knows very well that he likely has an epithet, just hasn’t figured it out yet (and if my theory on Trixie’s ghost seeing ability is right this just works too well)
-Willow has the epithet Photosynthesis, she’s primarily used it for rapid plant growth
-Gus’ epithet is Mirror- he’s able to refract reality and create clones of himself
-Amity’s is Sludge. Pre-redemption arc she told people it was something much more elegant but she can just- make sludge. She uses it in very similar ways to her abomination magic in the show
-Hunter is a mundie
-Belos is also a mundie, but in a Bliss Ocean fashion- he wants to rid the world of epithets. He found the Arsene Amulet and have taken several people’s epithets, he has so many he can’t remember all of them.
-Lilith is a mundie. She had an epithet (Frost), but it was taken by Belos when she joined his cause- she managed to get a smidge of it back, but she can only make ice cubes
Aaannnddd that’s all I really got :/
Those are all really good! The idea of magical witches being inscribed and humans and non-magical witches being mundies is really creative. I especially like Gus's being mirror. I don't know why, but it scratches an itch in my brain. Maybe for Eda something like raptor? Or something else associated with birds of prey? I don't know, I'm not super good with these types of things. And I feel like there'd be some way that glyphs could be incorporated. Like, maybe certain words, when written in some way so weird (and/or stupid) that only Luz could find it, and then putting words together in "sentences" (in quotes because they would not be grammatically correct).
Also, as much as I love the idea of all the ones who don't use magic being mundies, I also like coming up with epithets for everyone, so here's my ideas:
Luz: light
Belos: purloin
Vee: absorb
Those three are just off the top of my head though. I liked the idea that Belos's and Vee's would mean very similar things, but very different things, since belos stole his ability to absorb pasilman from the basilisks. So, I made Vee's mean absorb, and Belos's mean steal, for the themes.
Also, I just finished chapter 2 of prison of plastic, so I would appreciate if you would avoid spoiling me in the future. I don't know how big of a spoiler Trixie's ghost thing was, but even if it wasn't important, I don't want to be spoiled on anything that is. Thanks!
#epithet erased#epithet erased au#might add on more epithet idea later#those three were off the top of my head
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Hello, I'm just curious how being asexual then lesbian works? Because if you don't have sexual attraction to anyone how would you prefer woman?
Hiya! I’ll try to explain it as best as I can so I hope this explanation clear it up for you.
Important thing to get out of the way first and foremost, I’ve heard a lot through the grapevine from my fellow asexuals regarding of the misconception that people outside of our community have about what it means to be asexual and ngl it frustrates me greatly.
Sexual attraction and romantic attraction aren’t the same thing.
I honestly don’t understand how some ppl think that in having to prove your attraction to someone you have to be sexually attracted them when romantic attraction is right there…
I have absolutely no sexual desire at all but that doesn’t mean that I can’t still love my partner, provide for my partner and be all romantic and shit with my partner. I’ll still kiss them, hold their hand, cuddle but anything in regards to straight up sex is off the board for me.
(Bit tmi but Yes I sometimes enact in self pleasure but that’s very few and far between.)
I was watching Katya and Trixie and I think they puts it best; asexual doesn’t mean you don’t want to be with someone.
(Again asexuality is a spectrum so this quote doesn’t apply to everyone within the community. I love my community very much and am very proud to be apart of it.)
If this wasn’t good enough of an explanation -trust me I know I probably fumbled a bit here or there- I’d suggest just looking up the definition of asexual online or listening to other asexual people about their experiences and whom can go into this with a lot more depth then I.
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The Intoxicating Power Of Desire For Our 100th Episode | listen here | watch here
In drag for the pod???
He’s like, what’d you say? It’s not for you
These two weirdos really found each other. I genuinely think that’s beautiful, but this is one of those situations where it’s like who else would get them if they didn’t have each other
And you called at the exact moment she said peel
I. Need. The. Full. Psychic. Storyline. Please. I will beg
I’m not bragging to my sober friend about not drinking for three weeks
They’re like chefs for liquids
I love plenty of bad things
Trixie being like don’t say I’m jumping on a bandwagon
I told you I don’t watch much I know, I wish you would though — petition for Trixie to watch only Katya’s recommendations for a month
No stopppp the way they’re talking about how Trixie needs to try to watch this recommendation 😭🥺
I think it was for me
I saw the most attractive man … Did you see me? — bestie.
No please the leg graze. I’m like 17 minutes into this episode & I can’t cope!!
If I had to create the perfect man this was it What did he look like?
I’m sorry when they record ads together for no reason 🥺
It’s actually a very nice dress. You make great dresses
Trixie let’s unpack this monetizing everything you love thing how’s that going
Can I tell you — I love this please
Is that a famous person?
Didn’t we go to this together? This is where the cast party was! The one you didn’t go to
Here for Trixie analyzing
A Negroni. Sbagliato.
Katya trying to open Trixie’s drink 😭🥺
Both of them adopting the phrase not to sound woo-woo
My brain was like, where’s the third hip?
Lmao I was literally thinking earlier about how much I associate the word trauma with Trixie quoting Jamie Lee Curtis
I was really excited for us for you
KATYA MENTIONING MARISKA HARGITAY GIVE ME A MOMENT
The last episode: the sunset pod — can we also unpack the amount of times Trixie implies the two of them are going to die together
Katya’s It’s not the same! about this gorilla comment
Katya advocating for Trixie getting a bird 🥺🥺🥺
I don’t want to have to pull out the big guns & say, well I bought this house bitch so we’re filling it with birds
Maybe you should get ducks
It’s not an unreasonable ask — I love Katya being in Trixie’s corner 😭
You remember in Australia?
PETS FOR THEM BOTH PLEASE
Awwww I didn’t know Katya had a family dog 🥺🥺🥺
(Do they know they can hire a dog walker though?)
Katya kicking & laughing
100th episode or Katya’s hand + Trixie’s leg
#kimmy watches#the bald and the beautiful#dostoyevsky in the sheets#oh honeyyyyy#trixya#trixie & katya#katya#katya zamo#katya zamolodchikova#trixie mattel
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Lucifer Ending: Tragedy and Contradiction
Okay, so I tried really hard to resist the urge to post anything about it, and I even held out for over a week trying to process/calm my feelings about the ending to Lucifer. I’ve tried, I really have, but the more I try, the more I CANNOT rationalize that ending. As you may have guessed, I absolutely hated the ending, and I just really, really, have to get my feelings out about it. If you liked the ending (I really wish I could be you!!), you may want to skip reading any further (I recommend you do, in fact).
Ultimately, regardless of the details, that ending for Chloe/Lucifer is just way too heartbreakingly tragic and sad, however, this is made all the more unbearable because none of it makes ANY damn sense.
I’m just going to start by pasting a bunch of quotes first:
2x05
Lucifer: I refuse to believe that. There is always another way.
Mum: If anyone can find it, it's you.
2x02
Chloe: “Doing what's best for your child, it doesn't always make them happy.”
3x16
Cain: But you're the Devil, you always keep your word.
Lucifer: I do. So I hope you understand how difficult a decision this was. And yet, oddly, the easiest I've ever made.
6x01
Lucifer: I love you, Chloe Decker. I'd do anything for you. Except give you up. Give us up.
6x09
Lucifer: I need you to know that if there is any choice to be had at all, I will always... choose us.
6x07
Rory: You make choices, Mom. If I told you what they are, you wouldn't really be making them any more.
Yeah. Not going to comment further on these right now.
Nor am I going to even get into the whole fate vs free will. Regardless of your views on that debate, why on earth a show about free will spends its final season spotlighting the widespread, controversial debate of fate vs free will by introducing a time loop plot, I’ll never understand.
But even if we forget the numerous issues/contradictions with that (and the ridiculous irony of Rory’s quote shown above), and accept that Lucifer and Chloe chose this, I honestly feel like screaming because WHY??? Why on earth would they EVER want to chose this?
I know the 2 reasons given, the reasons everyone is speaking up with, the reasons expanded on at length in fanfiction, and I’ve tried really, REALLY hard to rationalize them in my head, tried to enjoy the sweet moments fanfic writers are trying to make of it, but I cannot. Because it doesn’t make any damn sense whatsoever to me.
Reason # 1: Lucifer never would’ve realized his ‘calling’ to help tortured souls in Hell.
Right. First of all, if it really is his ‘calling’ he would figure it out eventually because that’s what a bloody calling is. I mean really. Not to mention there was plenty of evidence that he was figuring it out already, and him figuring it out after actually helping people in hell (Jimmy, Dan, Mr. Said out bitch), makes way more sense than stopping someone from making the mistake of killing someone else.
And second, even if we accept the argument that he wouldn’t find his calling, we are then saying that he chose his ‘calling’ over his own family, the people he loves most of all? That’s beyond awful to me. And pretty much destroys all of the growth and beauty and love and development across the series. A complete contradiction to even earlier in series 6. See above quotes. Lucifer tells Chloe he’d do anything for her, except give her up, give them up. He tells her if there’s ever any choice to be had he would chose them (his family). So, what the heck?
Which leads me to reason 2, and beware with continuing because this is UNBEARABLY frustrating to me so I may get a bit heated. I just can’t. I can’t understand this.
Reason #2: They did it for their daughter, because she asked them to, because she didn’t want them to change her, because she’s happy with who she is, etc, etc..
This is the most widely accepted reason, the most referenced in fanfic, that it’s so beautiful because Lucifer and Chloe sacrificed everything for their daughter because they loved her so much.
I’m sorry, I really am, I tried so hard to make sense of this but it makes the least sense to me of all.
Why on EARTH is Rory growing up without her father better for her? Why on earth would Lucifer, of all people, knowing the pain it causes, ever chose that for his daughter?
This is not sacrificing for their daughter, this is sacrificing for NOTHING at all. This is doing the ABSOLUTE worst for their daughter, all because she asked them to?
And her asking them to in the first place makes no sense either. Why on earth would Rory ASK for it after all the pain it caused her? Earlier she told Lucifer and Chloe that him leaving ‘ruined her life’, and now all of a sudden she’s happy with it? After seeing and reading how much Lucifer and Chloe loved each other she wants to separate them? After saying she now loves Lucifer too she wants to do that to him? And you can’t tell me it’s her being selfless because she thinks he won’t find his ‘calling’ otherwise, because even if he doesn’t (which he would for reasons above), then again we are saying they are choosing a ‘calling’ over family, over those they love most. Or, even worse, Rory, is choosing FOR HIM and ROBBING him of his choice to chose his family over his ‘calling’.
No matter what way you spin it, it is just all kinds of wrong and messed up, and does not showcase the love the characters have for each other, nor the freedom of choice.
There’s nothing beautiful about any of this to me. It’s just plain awful and cruel for NO REASON.
Yes, I know I’m missing one popular theme with all of this, and I might just hate this one most of all:
That even though Rory suffered it made her stronger, she’s proud of who she is, and they don’t want to change her, don’t want to ‘kill’ this version of Rory who grew up without her dad.
No. Just no. This pains me immensely. So we’re saying that she’s a better person having grown up without a Dad than she would’ve been growing up with a complete, loving family? That people who grow up with loving families can’t be as strong and proud of who they are? WTF?
Sure, we as people are only strong in life when we need to be but that doesn’t mean that someone who grew up more fortunate doesn’t still have the capacity for that strength (or that they don’t suffer in other ways).
Yeah, it’s beautiful when you grew up abandoned and were able to eventually overcome it, but in reality you’ll always be scarred to some degree, and you certainly would have been less messed up, happier if you hadn’t.
Changing the time loop so that Rory could grow up with her father in her life wouldn’t ‘kill’ her. Fundamentally she’d still be the same, still would have grown up with her ‘kickass’ mom. All the good parts would still be there. There would just be even more good and much less of the bad.
How on earth would Chloe and Lucifer not want to chose that?
There is no way anyone can ever convince me that you come out better growing up abandoned by your father than you would have if he hadn’t. Just no.
We are strong and proud to overcome something only when WE HAVE NO CHOICE. CHOOSING to suffer just to show how great you are afterward for overcoming it when you could have chosen NOT to suffer at all, is just the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
It reminds me of a quote from one of my childhood movies, the original “Lion King.’ Little Simba tells his dad he went looking for danger to show that he’s brave, and his dad answers, “I’m only brave when I have to be.”
So. Circling back. Ignoring the debate on whether or not there was even a choice given (fate vs free will and ridiculous time loops). Ignoring that Lucifer likely (and should have) been able to find his ‘calling’ anyway.
Then, in summary, we are left with Lucifer (and Chloe) ‘choosing’ for Lucifer to leave them for Hell, abandoning them both (and Trixie) because either
1) Lucifer’s calling is more important than being with his family
2) Rory wants to suffer, to let her parents suffer an unimaginable amount of pain, just to show that she comes out better for it, even when she can choose not to suffer at all. And Chloe and Lucifer are both in agreement that this is best for them and their daughter.
What. The. Hell???!!
I’m sorry, but there’s no rationale for this. None. At. All.
I’ll be the first to admit that I would never be happy with such a devastatingly heartbreaking ending no matter what the reasons, but, HOLY HELL, can they at least have had it make even the smallest amount of SENSE?!
It’s just angst for the sake of angst, and I especially did not expect this from this show. It was always a show not to be taken too seriously, not to overthink and just have fun with, and that’s what made it work for me. But then they decide it’s a good idea to 1) throw in a time loop plot when time loops in fiction is pretty much the definition of serious complexity and making viewers overthink. And 2) have it end with such a tragic and sad ending that makes no sense.
I am so sick and tired of the trend now days that shows can’t have happy endings.
(Edit: Now look what happened. I’ve gone and made another rant: https://thehiddenmemoryuniverse.tumblr.com/post/663357629901438976/lucifer-morningstars-broken-journey)
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Ikemen Vampire as UNHhhh quotes
Hello my ducklings, I hope that you’re all okay! I received some pretty devastating news today so, I’ve made the decision to take a few days break from Tumblr just to clear my head and process everything that’s happening - I hope you can understand.
In the meantime however, I had this post ready a few days ago so I thought I’d post it now - I love Trixie and Katya, I just find them so so funny so I wanted to combine their show UNHhhh with our silly ikevamp bois ^^ Please enjoy!
- JJ x
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“I put all my cash in a hole and I fuck it,” le Comte
“Darling if you have a baby you can’t be the baby,” Vincent
“I’m thankful for two things: Violence and haircare,” Jean
“Sexy priest, sexy priest, sexy priest,” Faust
“If you listened to my body what would it sound like? I’ll give you a hint: wowowowowowo,” Dazai
“Would you French me?”
“No,” Arthur / Theo
“I love myself but I don’t like the way I am,” le Comte
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s clinical depression,” All of them tbh
“Thank you for flying Christian airlines, in the event of an emergency, suck on a caprisun and know that this is God’s plan,” Jean
“All my jokes are cries for help,” Arthur
“There’s no point looking back, there’s also no point looking forward that's why I close my eyes when I skateboard,” Leonardo
“If you’re gonna run away from yourself, do it on the treadmill,” Napoleon
“Honey, sale rack- ugh,” le Comte
“I have a ‘friend’ who lost his virginity using Gatorade as lube in a parking lot,” Dazai
“I can’t be this and argue for a case of ‘I turned out fine’. I’m not fine,” Arthur
“I think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse,” Arthur
“(I’ve got) four working limbs, five if I’m horny,” Theo
“I’m not gonna punch you in the face I’m just not gonna go out of my way to make you feel good,” Theo to Arthur
“I make loneliness work for me,” Isaac
“It’s so exhausting kind of like having to confront everybody’s deficiencies day to day, so I’d like it for everybody to rise up a little bit so I didn’t have to be so tired,” Sebastian
“If you’re feeling bisexual, come fuck me,” Leonardo
“Do fish have boobs?”, Dazai
“All these tattoos that scream ‘My religious upbringing affected me’ and then just this nice cat,” Jean
“And I’m hopelessly devoted to glue, sniff sniff,” Dazai
#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikevam#incorrect ikevamp quotes#incorrect ikemen vampire#UNHhhh#UNHhhh quotes#ikemen vampire napoleon#ikemen vampire leonardo#ikemen vampire arthur#ikemen vampire theo#ikemen vampire vincent#ikemen vampire isaac#ikemen vampire dazai#ikemen vampire comte#ikemen vampire sebastian#cybird ikemen#ikemen series#ikemen games#ikemen vampire jean
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Irresistible Danger - Part 61
Synopsis: After being caught outside the compound on your own, Negan decides to punish you in the best way possible ;)
Words: 2,591
Warnings: nsfw, smut, swearing
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Taking Care of Business
You were in shock and at a loss for words, while Amber’s impatient expression as she stared you down meant that she obviously expected you to say something. When it became apparent that you weren’t going to kickstart this lovely conversation, she gave an exasperated sigh and rolled her eyes before breaking the silence with a haughty voice that instantly grated on your nerves.
“Well, are you going to let me in, or what?”
Your subconscious gave a resounding scream of ‘fuck off!’ and hissed at Amber, while your brain warned to proceed with caution. The last thing you wanted right now was a fight, but it wasn’t clear which path led to a worse confrontation: letting her in or telling her to leave. Deciding to attempt civility, you clamped down the words ‘I’d really rather not’ that were on the tip of your tongue, and instead gave a small nod and stood back from the doorway to let her in. The sickly sweet smell of flowers hit when she passed by, and you had the incredibly random thought of where the fuck does she get perfume in an apocalypse?
Ignoring the unimportant question, you watched as she glanced around your room, eyes flickering over the small bed, the wooden chair piled with clothes, and then the stack of old rickety crates holding your belongings. Her face scrunched up in utter disdain of the meager surroundings, solidifying what Ben had once said about her coming from a privileged background before the apocalypse. Her room upstairs probably had all kinds of fancy furniture and clothes. You wanted to feel annoyed, even a bit ashamed, but then remembered whose bed you were now spending the night in and immediately lost all sense of self-consciousness. At the end of the day, it didn’t matter what material possessions she might own, because you had Negan and she didn’t. No matter how this conversation went, that fact wasn’t going to change, and nothing she said was going to ruin your newfound happiness. You were still nervous and feeling a bit cagey being in the same room as the woman who was far from your biggest fan, but the security of knowing where you and Negan stood with one another helped you to keep calm and project an air of indifference.
However, you still didn’t want to play this too arrogantly, and decided not to close the door the entire way, pushing it so that there was still a centimeter of space keeping it unlatched. The crack was small enough for her to not have noticed, and gave you that extra padding of reassurance. You didn’t trust her one bit, and wanted an easier exit, if necessary, or a way to hopefully be heard if you yelled for help. Not that you were too worried about a physical confrontation; you looked up and down her petite, small frame and thought, you can take her if you have to. The subconscious gave an aggressive yell of agreement and stared Amber down with laser-like focus.
Not wanting to make any assumptions, you decided to stand there silently and wait her out. It didn’t take long, as she abruptly turned to you with a sneer and said, “I bet you’re feeling mighty proud of yourself right about now.”
Well then, guess we’re going with no pretense or attempt at subtlety. Raising your brows in surprise, you honestly replied, “I’m not sure I know what you mean.” You were certain this had to do with Negan, but weren’t sure if it was in regards to the last few weeks, if she had heard about the scene in the cafeteria, or, perhaps, it was something else entirely.
She narrowed her eyes at you and practically hissed, “Don’t play stupid with me. I know that you’re the one who convinced him to throw us all out.”
You couldn’t hide the look of utter surprise at her words. Had Negan said something to the wives today? But when?! You had seen him off on the run to the outpost this morning, and there had only been perhaps a 20 minute space of time from when his men had sat down for dinner and he himself had entered the cafeteria. Had he spent that small chunk of time talking to his wives?
Apparently so, as Amber confirmed a few seconds later.
“I can’t believe he would just march in there and tell us, tell me, that we’re not needed anymore.” She scoffed, as if the idea was laughable. “And I bet it was your idea that we lose our rooms too, right? You couldn’t even let us stay where we were, let us be on the same floor as him. No, you somehow convinced him to kick us out, and tell us we’re to ‘reintegrate into the community’. What the fuck!”
She had used her fingers in air quotes around the reintegrate part, which would’ve been a bit humorous if not for her screeched curse at the end. Your emotions were all jumbled, since part of you wanted to fist pump with joy that Negan had decided to officially move out his wives and make them a part of the community, while another part of you knew that to let your happiness show would only cause Amber to escalate. And while you didn’t feel too bad for her, especially considering the way she’d treated other women like Maria and Trixie, you could still relate on a human level to the shitty feeling of being unwanted. It was that little crumb of empathy that you tried to lead with, despite the subconscious begging you to just bypass all that and use a fist instead.
“I honestly wasn't aware that he did that,” you said, hoping she could hear the sincerity in your voice. “I understand that it’s gotta be frustrating to-”
“Don’t try to feed me bullshit by saying you understand!” she interrupted, eyes blazing with anger. “You think that just because you waltzed in there with your little food trays and spread your legs for him whenever he wants that it makes you better than us. You could’ve played by the rules and become a wife like the rest of us, but nooo. You must think you’re really fucking special, to screw us all over and wreck the entire system! News flash bitch, you’ll never be enough to satisfy him, and he’ll get bored with you soon enough. Then we’ll see how much you ‘understand’ when the tables turn and he asks us to come back while you’re the one tossed to the side! Because that’s what will happen in time, and it’ll make him look weak and indecisive to the entire community. I hope you’re prepared for that, for his potential downfall to be all. Your. Fault!”
Well so much for going the empathetic route, you thought as a spark of anger burned in your gut. She stood there, breathing heavily from her outburst and wearing a cruel smirk as she waited to see what effect her words would have on you. Said effect was that both your subconscious and brain were now wielding swords, ready to go to battle and take her out.
Any desire to try and make peace flew out the window, as you saw through her act and straight to exactly what she was trying to accomplish by confronting you. How dare she take her own hurt and insecurities and try to throw them back on you. And what made you extra mad was how calculated they were to cause injury. She had spit the words with pure venom, designed to seep into your veins and poison all confidence that what you had with Negan was real.
If she had said this to you even two days ago, it might’ve actually worked, might’ve combined with that padlocked box of questions and been the tipping point to send you over the edge into fully believing every word. There had also been the ball of self-doubt, which until the other night had been constantly following you around and whispering that Negan would never give up a group of women who were always at his beck and call for someone as independent and outspoken as you. That he couldn’t possibly change his rules so completely for you. That he couldn’t possibly love you.
But this wasn’t two days ago, and you knew better now.
Spine stiffening, you stared Amber down and said in a cool yet stern voice, “It’s obvious that nothing I say will make you happy, unless it’s that I leave Negan alone and let you have him.” You saw her eyes spark in anticipation at the words, as if she expected you to do just that. “But that’s not going to happen.”
Her fists clenched at her sides, and she opened her mouth, probably to spout more vitriol. But you weren’t having it. In fact, she wasn’t even worth the effort of fighting, and refusing to spend another second entertaining her bullshit would be a more satisfying win than arguing back and forth.
“I think it’s time for you to leave.”
“Why you-”
“Leave, Amber. Before this escalates and ends in a public and unattractive way. Unless you want others to see you escorted out of the Sanctuary.”
You were possibly talking out your ass with that last bit, since you didn’t have the authority to ban anyone from the compound. However, she didn’t need to know that, and you could tell that the threat worked when her mouth clamped shut, eyes blazing with hatred as she marched towards you. For a moment, you had the fear that she was going to start a physical altercation. Instead, she angrily stomped past, a hair’s breadth away from knocking into you as the pungent smell of fake flowers trailed after her.
“This isn’t over, bitch.”
The words were said as she grabbed the knob and threw back the door dramatically. It flew open and slammed into the wall, swinging mere inches from your face. It would’ve been an impressive exit, except that she had barely set foot out into the hall when every muscle in her body went taut as a bowstring, and her face drained of all color as she looked at something up and to the left.
Taking a step forward to glance out the doorway, your eyes widened in shock at the sight of Negan standing right outside. You weren’t sure how long he had been there, but seeing as how the door had been unlatched and opened a crack the entire time, he had to have at least heard the end of your conversation.
Her mouth opened but no words came out, and you knew that she was frantically trying to come up with a way to twist the situation. If given enough time, she’d make herself look squeaky clean and try to manipulate things so that it would appear as if the confrontation was somehow your fault. Rather than give her time to come up with a bullshit excuse, Negan spoke first, his tone low and deadly serious.
“Don’t say a fucking word. Nothing’s changed from what I told you earlier, and I don’t want any more fucking feedback about it. You and I are fucking done, and if you can’t handle that, then you’ll be escorted the fuck out first thing tomorrow morning, just like she fucking said.”
You felt a spark of satisfaction at his agreement with your threat to make her leave, at the way he stood in solidarity with you. Amber deflated slightly at his words, but she still glanced back at you over her shoulder, eyes shooting daggers. Unable to help one moment of pure pettiness, you looked her square in the eye and got the last word.
“I’d say this is fucking over.”
She knew she’d been beaten, you could see it written all over her face. But Amber was prideful, and she’d not crumple in front of an audience. Instead, she held her head high and walked quickly past Negan without a second glance. The two of you watched her march down the hall and disappear into the stairwell, and you had a feeling that, despite her brave face, she was going to find somewhere private to hide and lick her emotional wounds.
Negan turned to you, the anger slipping from his expression as he scanned up and down your body, as if to make sure that there was no physical injury. Thankfully, all wounds had been emotionally inflicted and they were nothing more than shallow cuts, rather than the deep stabs Amber had been hoping for.
“How long have you been standing there?”
His lips curled up into a pleased smirk, as he replied, “Long enough to know that you had the situation fucking handled, and didn’t need my help.”
You huffed out a tiny laugh at that, pleased to know that while he had been listening, he hadn’t just charged in and taken over. He’d been willing to stay back and let you deal with the conflict on your own...had trusted your ability to take care of it.
You started to exit the room and close the door, but halted when he said, “Why don’t you pack a bag first.”
“What?” you blinked rapidly at him in confusion.
He shrugged casually, as if to try and offset the seriousness of his words. “Since you’re spending nights with me, it only makes fucking sense to move some of your stuff up to my room. Maybe then you won’t keep stealing my fuckin’ toothbrushes and clothes. Maybe if you ask nicely enough, I’ll even clear out a drawer or two.”
It took a few seconds to process that Negan had just done the apocalypse version of asking you to start moving in with him. Your subconscious and brain had linked arms and were twirling in a circle while tossing confetti into the air, but you tried to act as cool and casual as Negan had about it, nodding and turning back into your room. It wasn’t until you were sure he couldn’t see your face that you allowed a huge grin and silent scream of excitement.
Grabbing the brown sack, you threw in half your t-shirts (aka the ones that were currently clean) and the navy blue gym shorts. A slight blush tinted your cheeks as you tried to quickly and discreetly throw in a few pairs of underwear and socks, though you knew he was standing in the doorway and watching your every move. You also grabbed the toothbrush and toothpaste, but left the shower items. Negan had plenty of those to share, and you weren't willingly giving up the luxury of his fluffy towels and fancy soaps. You topped off the bag with some extra hair ties, a comb, and the copy of Harry Potter. It wasn’t everything, but it put enough of a dent in your belongings that you wouldn’t need to stop back here every evening after dinner, and could instead go straight to his rooms.
Walking towards him, you went to sling the bag strap up over your arm, but he held out his hand, palm up in offering. You gave a joking eye roll, but passed over the bag so that he could sling it up over his own broad shoulder. Instinctively reaching for his hand, you laced your fingers with his and gave a squeeze of thanks, as the two of you started off down the hall and upstairs to his room.
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#negan#negan x reader#ash writes#negan fanfiction#irresistible danger#negan fanfics#twd#the walking dead#negan's thirst squad#negan slow burn#negan x you#negan x oc#slow burn#twd negan#fanfics#fanfic#fanfiction
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Angel and Cherri conversating using Trixie and Katya quotes because I think its funny
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Angel: *walks around his seat and sits back down*
(trumpet sounds)
Cherri: *laughing*
Angel: *gets up* omg I have such a boney ass
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Cherri: Listen we all have moms and dads and their probably straight. They’re not all bad
Angel: No I came from a gay lake
Cherri: do you think the ratio of *stops and snorts*
Angel: I was fished out of the water
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Cherri: can I say something?
Angel: I don’t want you too.
Cherri: *chuckles* can I say somethi-
Angel: no you can not say it yet because I have to tell you why I’m in love with the idea of becoming in love
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Angel: you need to start peeing in toilets
Cherri: *whisper* I don’t know
Angel: *looks at the camera* I would like to address something we’ve talked about here in so many shades, Nalgene bottles, the glass bottles, the mason jars, sinks, Gatorade bottles. The pee needs to go in the toilet.
Cherri: ….. I don’t agree
Angel: *burst out laughing*
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Cherri: what happened is when I came home from the math tournament I declined a ride I said I would walk in the summertime and I fell on a long dart that went up my pussy and I started I started to pee and it felt lik- *starts wheezing and leaning on he chair*
Angel: *looks over into the camera smiling like he’s used to this dumb shit*
Cherri: *breaths* I’m losing it
Angel: I know, I know
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Angel: I think that’s why we get along so well
Cherri: *shaking her head* I’m not a good person. I’m not a good person
Angel: me neither.... I’m not gonna punch you in the face
Cherri: yeah
Angel: but I’m not gonna go out of my way to make you feel good *starts to laugh*
Cherri: *laughs*
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Cherri: the other day you sent me a picture of you in a rubber mask and rubber tits
Angel: yeah
Cherri: and I showed it to pen and he goes “that’s your best friend”
Angel: *laughs*
Cherri: and I said “I know” *laughing*
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Angel: do you know about sex, like do you really know about sex? If I pulled down my thong panties and said find the clit, would you be able to do it?
Cherri: not on you
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Cherri: I would always want to read but would never like actually take the time to do it
Angel: *eats a macaroon*
Cherri: bring the constitution, bring the bible-
Angel: *disgusted face* these taste like soap
Cherri: that might be fake angie
Angel: *blank expression*
Cherri: *grabs on of the macaroons* some of these are fake
Angel: *covers his mouth and looks at the one he bite*
Cherri: *trying not to laugh* are you eating a fake one
Angel: *looks into the camera and blushes*
Cherri: *laughing at him*
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alright that's enough of that probably not but I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I did :)
#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#cherri bomb#hazbin hotel cherri bomb#i couldn't stop myself#my gonna make more most likely#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes
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▸ UNHHHH ( YOUTUBE SERIES ) SENTENCES pt. 4
assorted quotes & prompts from katya and trixie’s iconic youtube series ( which may also include lines from their i like to watch series ). mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
❝ i love myself, but i don’t like the way that i am. ❞
❝ have you ever woken up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, thinking everyone is going to discover that you’re a fraud ? i do this twice a week. ❞
❝ straight people are sick. ❞
❝ i act out scenes at my table, and i made myself cry three times yesterday. ❞
❝ no aspirations, no goals, no ambition . . . no bras, no panties. ❞
❝ i lie about saying that i’m fine when i’m literally dying. ❞
❝ you know what i still love doing ? french kissing my hand. ❞
❝ that little bit of human touch you just provided for me right now ? it’s got me incredibly lonely. ❞
❝ you liked to be dressed as the red flag you are. ❞
❝ i am so distracted by how good i look right now. ❞
❝ if you were straight, it would be awful. ❞
❝ doesn’t this feel like a boob ? ❞
❝ i know what to do with my life, i just don’t do it. ❞
❝ smoking is disgusting, don’t do it . . . and it’s my favorite thing to do. ❞
❝ if you marry your stepdad, do you become your own mom ? ❞
❝ what a sad life you live, old man in wig. ❞
❝ have you ever turned your wake into a kissing booth ? ❞
❝ i think we should quit while we’re ahead. ❞
❝ why can’t you let people live, you piece of shit ? ❞
❝ are you a resolutions kind of girl ? ❞
❝ i’m just trying to psychically, spiritually, and fashionably branch out. ❞
❝ please don’t eat in my car, sir. ❞
❝ you don’t know what i got, and i cut it half so there’s two of ‘em. ❞
❝ you make your bed everyday ? that’s funny, because i saw your bed the other day when i was in your apartment, and it was not made. ❞
❝ i invite you into my home, and you come to scope out my chores ? ❞
❝ yes, vegan means you can wear things in the shower. ❞
❝ before we start on this topic, i just want to acknowledge that i look great. and i just want to point this out, because you never do. ❞
❝ when i’m embarrassed, i want to stand in front of a pipe that’s going to melt my skin off. ❞
❝ nowadays i could piss my pants onstage and not get embarrassed. ❞
❝ i know what you did last summer, but i just don’t give a shit. ❞
❝ underwear: no one sees them, so why wear ‘em ? ❞
❝ well, i wasn’t doing carbon dating on the dick. ❞
❝ i'm just trying to be a warmer person this year. ❞
#indie rp meme#rp sentence starters#rp sentence memes#sentence memes#rph#pls know that these are the MOST fun memes to make
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50 assorted quotes from trixie & katya’s unhhhh. change pronouns as necessary. warning for some vulgar language and some nsfw.
❝Think of it this way: whatever you tell yourself about yourself is kind of a lie, so why not make it a good one?❞
❝I’m getting older and my body’s changing and that’s not something I’m going to apologize for.❞
❝Shut up, you cunt.❞
❝Why did I pick today, of all days, to turn it. This. Hard.❞
❝If the building’s burning down and you can’t find an exit, honey, you didn’t want to live anyway.❞
❝I’m done with the drama.❞
❝I’m over the drama, over the bullshit.❞
❝I’m not here to make friends.❞
❝Why am I old? Why am I fat?❞
❝I mean, I can’t be like... this... and argue that I turned out fine. I’m not fine.❞
❝Try going to a party.❞
❝I’d love to. Just once.❞
❝I’d love to go to a party. Just once. Someone invite me. Is it your birthday?❞
❝God, I’m beautiful.❞
❝High school! Who needs it?❞
❝I feel like we should make a concerned effort to stop pronouncing soft Gs and just make ‘em all hard. Like ❛good strat-a-ghee❜.❞
❝She murdered herself.❞
❝I don’t implicitly trust doctors.❞
❝GET ME TO A DOCTOR!❞
❝It’s kind of exhausting having to confront everyone’s deficiencies day to day, so I’d like it if everybody were able to rise up a little bit so I don’t have to be so tired.❞
❝You’ve been alone for years and will be for the foreseeable future.❞
❝I make loneliness work for me.❞
❝My best accessory? Loneliness.❞
❝You ever do, uh, star-gazing?❞
❝That’s a lot of lipstick on the inside of your mouth, bestie.❞
❝❛How are you doing?❜ ❛Fine.❜ Lie!❞
❝I’m trained to teach but they won’t let me.❞
❝Bringing this back to your attention, you fucking dumb slut.❞
❝You ungrateful turd.❞
❝I love myself but I don’t like the way that I am.❞
❝I can’t stand people.❞
❝Just do sex. Don’t try to be cute.❞
❝Here’s a fun hack: if you have to do an activity... do something else.❞
❝You don’t have my number?❞
❝I’ve never said anything behind your back.❞
❝Birds are really fierce.❞
❝Have you ever came in your own ass?❞
❝You balding bitch.❞
❝Not everything has to be ❛look at my dick, look at my dick❜.❞
❝You’re going to need both eyes and a friend’s pair of eyes to get a full look at my piece.❞
❝I think the worst is behind us.❞
❝You’re not old, but when you are, which is soonー❞
❝I watched a program about a woman, with cancer, who believed she could cure it with her own urine.❞
❝That’s not what love is. Just so you know.❞
❝I procrastinate so often that I throw away my dishes every six months and just buy new ones.❞
❝I’m just a white collar, blue collar person.❞
❝I’d say I’m idling about a 5 at all times on the stress scale.❞
❝I don’t feel stressed enough I think.❞
❝I feel, at times, trapped in a cage of my own building.❞
❝We’re going to bring it back to me, if that’s okay.❞
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Trixie & Katya Watch Love Is Blind Season 4
watch here
I’m watching this like 7-8 hours earlier than planned because TRIXIE SMACKING KATYA’S ASS
I’m sorry Katya’s smile?? Like, idk, particularly great in this intro !
No. We’ve watched this together. You’ve seen her
The hand patting the arm 😭
Might as well get married for tv — way to kill my buzz lmao
Alright they’re being touchy I’m good, I’ve recovered lol
Honk shoo mimimi
I love Katya asking Trixie questions about this series as if she’s never seen it herself lmao
Although, you fuck with the lights off
Zesty? Creamy Italian?
I love this show! And you can’t stop me!
Grabbyyyyy
Here we go, baby! Here we go, baby!
It is terrible rejecting people. It’s the worst thing ever It’s much easier to be rejected Absolutely
I just. Trixie’s FACE. The way she looks down at Katya’s ass. Before smacking it. Her hand on Katya’s thigh. Please do not ask me how many times I’ve watched this.
I’m so glad ILTW is a weekend thing because frankly I don’t know how to function after watching that
The. Hand. Holding.
That’s also context dependent
I sing in the car. At the top of my lungs. I’m alone — me sitting here picturing another T & K road-trip & the two of them singing along to songs together because Katya is so comfortable with Trixie that she doesn’t care how she sounds. And Trixie being all heart eyes over it
She’s like an evil Snooki 😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t fight the moonlight Can’t fight the moonlight — I fucking love how much this song gets quoted lol
I love a creative read
Honestly from the clips alone I also don’t like Irena
If he fucking sings, Jennifer, you’re never gonna see me again — Trixie naming her next album Jennifer if this becomes a reoccurring thing
Their faces omg
Do I look gorgeous & hot? Yes
He’s cursing her!
The awareness is so sickening
Girl, you don’t have to get married to do a photoshoot
Save the date? Save the date for what, an orgy?
All his friends are hot
Marriage sucks. It is so hoaky & corny & tired & played out I want everyone to have the right to do it Sure But I think it’s corny
If I’m with you forever it’s not because I got the state of California involved Hello, thank you
I love how Trixie is so into the couples who seem in love & Katya is into the mess of it all
Ahahahahahahahaha both of them getting up off the couch
What would your wedding song be?
It would be a Reba themed wedding & everyone has to wear a little red wig
The unenthusiastic great
Oh my god. Straight people are so wild
#kimmy watches#iltw#dostoyevsky in the sheets#oh honeyyyyy#trixya#trixie & katya#katya#katya zamo#katya zamolodchikova#trixie mattel
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Hey love! Do you know where the quote under the Trixie & Katya collage comes from? And who said it? “I’ve made a lovely little career out of talking with my best friend”
hi! I'm pretty sure it was Katya who said that, but I don't remember where. Thalia @redscarekatya will probably know since she made the gif set fgfgdg
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Lazytown Upside Down Magic AU oneshot (Ziggy gets his magic)
first oneshot for that Lazytown upside down magic AU I came up with!
incorrect quote
follow up post
@megatorchicchic @lazy-alienn In case you’re both still interested ^^
It was the shouting, not his crystal, that attracted Sportacus’s attention. He ran to the source immediately, not noticing that it wasn’t going off.
“What’s wrong?” he asked the kids as he reached them, looking around and analyzing the situation. Stephanie had her sunglasses on, and he could feel waves of heat, but they didn’t seem overly distressed. In fact, none of the kids looked upset.
“Nothing,” Stephanie said, flashing him an excited grin. “Ziggy just got his powers!” Sportacus gasped, a smile stretching across his face.
“That’s great!” he said. “Where is he?” he looked around again, but saw no sign of the small, candy-loving boy. All of the kids pointed up.
“Up there,” Pixel said. Sportacus followed their gaze, and there Ziggy was- floating above them with a giant smile.
“Hi Sportacus!” he called, waving down at him.
“Ziggy! You’re a flier!” Sportacus said, beaming.
“I know!” the boy squealed. “Just like you! I’m so excited!” with these words, he went up a little more. Sportacus tilted his head curiously.
“Hey Ziggy, can you get back down?” he asked, a hunch forming in his mind.
“I’m not sure,” Ziggy replied. “I haven’t tried yet!” he scrunched his face up, concentrating. after a few moments, he spoke again, looking sheepish. “Um, no, I can’t,” he said, worry creeping into his voice. He sunk slightly, and Sportacus grinned.
“Don’t worry Ziggy!” he comforted. “I think your magic is reacting to your excitement, so when you’re really excited, like now-” he gestured to him. “You start floating!”
“Whoa, really?” Ziggy sunk even lower as his initial excitement switched to curiosity. Soon, he was on the ground. Sportacus put a hand on his shoulder.
“I’ll help you learn about what your magic can do,” he promised him. “I already have a few ideas- just let me know when you’re ready, okay?”
“Okay, Sportacus!” Ziggy said cheerfully, grinning up at the hero.
“Do you know what this means?” Trixie said with a wide grin on her face. “All of us are UDM’s!” the kids cheered, and Sportacus smiled, glad he could be here to witness this special moment.
#lazytown#lazytown AU#upside down magic#Sportacus#Ziggy Zweets#lazytown kids#figured I'd better focus on the ones that were mainly in it#oneshot#this just came to me!
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