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reclusivesapphire · 1 year

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Octonauts HC’s: Animal behavior addition!

- When Dashi sees one of her crew mates eating, she’ll oh so causally slide up to them and strike up conversation, for the sole purpose of asking them for some of their food. She thinks she’s so smooth with it too

- Shellington sleeps on a waterbed because it reminds him of when he used to actually sleep in the ocean :)

- I think I’ve already said this but Kwazii absolutely smokes catnip

- I know Peso canonically has a normal bed, but wouldn’t it be so cute if he got a bed to look like a nest, maybe even one of these:

- Kwazii does that Cat Thing where he plays hard to get but secretly would die for his crew mates

- irl, rabbits have to eat hard food so that their teeth don’t overgrow, so it’s the same with Tweak. This is why she carrots all the time, and she also eats a lot of crunchy foods like chips and hard candy all the time

- peso preens.

- also I think he likes to collect Pretty Rocks

- everyone knows to stay a ten foot radius away from Dashi whenever she gets out of the launch bay pool, because she SHAKES the water out of her fur like

- polar bear dads are total deadbeats irl, so it’s safe to say Barny Boy grew up with a single mom (things that scream fatherless: captain barnacles)

- Also, polar bears are Really Loud, so I think Barnacles has dad sneezes/yawns/snores.

- this one is kinda dark but does anyone else think the vegimal equivalent of dying of old age is,, rotting?

#octonauts #captain barnacles #peso penguin #kwazii #dashi dog #tweak bunny #shellington #professor inkling #vegimals #octonauts headcannons #I want more ‘octonauts acting like the animal they are’ gags please #it would solve all my problems

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missjessefantastico · 8 months

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i'm so sad we don't have happy interactions between tara and oz, not only i maintain that they would get along amazingly, i'd also love to see what that would do to willow's brain

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #oz osbourne #willow rosenberg #tara maclay #the tilloz agenda continues #willow has two hands #oz's gender is so weird i'm sure tara could be into him and still be a lesbian #but i'm also not oppossed to bi tara #i just want the three of them to hold hands kiss and be happy #it would solve all my problems #you can't give willow two perfect love interests and then not make them a throuple #it's illegal and i demand this to be fixed now #tilloz agenda tilloz agenda tilloz agenda we shall take over the world #txtjessefantastico

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spacelessbian · 1 year

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I think Gerri and Roman should aggressively make out in front of Logan which makes him have a heart attack. You know, as a treat.

#succession #succession season 4 #gerri kellman #roman roy #it would solve all my problems

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natsarrownecklacx · 10 months

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