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xtinyaurora · 3 years

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Oh my gosh thank you for doing my ask. Reading Seonghwaart was soooo satisfying. Can you do y/n doesn't believe that they're sexually attractive, so Ateez proves to them that they are (sexually). Please and thank you 😊 ☺ ❤

Ateez reaction: Their Y/N doesn’t believe that they’re {sexually} attractive

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➼ requested?: yes

➼ genre: smut & fluff

➼ pairing: Ateez x female!reader

➼ Word-count: 2k+

➼ Warnings: nsfw content, strong language, cursing, spanking, mentions of scars & stretch marks, pet names, daddy kink / sie kink, nudes, reader kinda puts themself down, anal sex, chocking, oral sex, breeding kink (?)...

➼ Note: This is not based on their real behavior or meant to represent real life. This is simply a fan fiction and is only for the purposes of fun, it’s a hobby, so read at your own risk!

➼ A/N note: I hope I wrote this the way you wanted... Also, if anyone’s interested in a male version, let me know! All gif credits go to their owners!

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Park Seonghwa

You were standing Infront of the mirror, looking at your naked body, which was still a bit wet from the shower you took a few minutes ago. You were ashamed to say the least. You couldn’t understand what exactly Seonghwa found attractive about your body. You wanted to look good for him but you’re just a flat piece of a human being. As you were starting to build tears in your eyes, your boyfriend walked into your shared bedroom. „What’s wrong, baby?” He knew what was up, it’s not the first time he caught you crying over yourself. You shook your head not wanting to talk about it and grabbing your towel to cover yourself up. Hwa breathed out loudly, shaking his head. He then pulled the towel away, ignoring your protests. „Do you see this?” He grabbed your tits, slowly massaging them. „Do you see how perfect these are, how well they fit into my hands.” Then his head made its way to your right breast. He slowly started licking your nipple, it immediately getting hard. Out of nowhere he slapped your left breast with one of his hands. „You like that?” You silently nodded your head, a scoff left Seonghwas mouth. „Fucking shit you’re so hot. You don’t understand how you make me feel. How those pretty little tits could make me cum just from touching and slapping them like that, fuck.” Seonghwa then roughly threw you on the bed and started to undress himself...

Kim Hongjoong

„Say it, baby, come on.” You tried to get your breathing under control but Hongjoongs speed was too fast, the pleasure too much to take. „I - I, agh!” You couldn’t stop screaming moaning. „I know you can do it, come on.” His hips started to move faster than before, making it harder for you. You were so overwhelmed that tears started to form in your eyes. „I can’t-t.” A hard smack landed on your ass. „Yes you can and now say it!” Yelled your boyfriend from behind. He harshly pulled you up by grabbing your throat, making you face both of you in the mirror. „Tell me beautiful, tell me how breathtaking you look, I know you can do that for me, baby. Show daddy how much of a good girl you are.” You squeezed your eyes together, forcing those words out of your mouth. „I am beautiful.” Hongjoongs grip on your throat got stronger. „Open your eyes, princess.” You did what he said and opened your eyes, almost reaching your high. „J-Joong, I think I-.” „No, the fuck not. You’re not going to cum until you do what I asked you to.” You closed your eyes again, god. Hongjoong movements completely stopped, making you whine out loudly. „Look at yourself.” You pulled your eyebrows up, eyes getting rounder. „Do it!” Damn boy, chill out. As your were looking at yourself, Hongjoong slowly pulled out of you. Another whine left your mouth, not going unnoticed by him. „Look at this pretty pussy, all wet and all mine. Men, am I lucky. Oh and... those beautiful tits, this fucking cute ass, my god I am about to lose my shit. How am I so lucky to have all of this? I love you so fucking much Y/N. Don’t worry though, I will show you how beautiful you are. You wanna these tits to be bigger? Oh, don’t worry, can do that for you. I can’t wait to get you pregnant, you will look so beautiful with a round belly, fuck.”

Jeong Yunho

You two were currently play fighting over some food. Both of you thought it would be a good idea to visit the park and have a picnic today, since it’s finally warm and sunny again. You didn’t notice how far your skirt actually went up, when you jumped on your boyfriend. It wasn’t that short of a skirt, it covered more than 60% of your legs but it was loose, so it was easy to raise up. When Yunho gave you a smack on your ass, you were fast to sit back and pull it down again. Yunho looked at you questioning, you only shaking your head, hiding face. „Was that too much?” You immediately assured him that it wasn’t about that slap on your ass. „Then what’s wrong?” Again, you shook your head. The male then grabbed your face, making you look at him. „Baby, tell me.” You moved his hands from your face, lowering your gaze. „I just don’t feel comfortable with showing myself off, you know, my legs could be seen when I jumped on you.” When you looked back up to see his reaction, a smile was placed on his face. „Honey, you’re beautiful. Those pretty legs would turn on every men, no, even girls. You don’t know how much I wanna grab them and pull you over me, so you can ride my hard ass cock.” Your eyes torn open, a blush creeping on your face. A loud laugh left Yunho’s mouth, him staring to eat again as of nothing happened.

Kang Yeosang

When you read the massage your boyfriend sent you just a few seconds ago, you almost spitted out your drink. Now you had an incoming call... „Uhm, hello?” Silence. Then you heard heavy breathing. „Baby, please. I need you to do that for me, I can’t take it anymore, I need to release.” You didn’t know what to say, only blushing more. „Yeosang, you know how I feel about my body, I can’t jus-“ „Baby, don’t you understand that I need that beautiful hot body to cum? That you turn me on that much, that I only need to see you to cum. Fuck, please princess I need you. Please send me some nudes, it hurts. I promise once I get home, I will reward you, hm? How does that sound?” You nodded your head, even tho you knew he couldn’t see you. „Sounds Good.” A load moan left his mouth. „That’s my good little girl, now make daddy happy and take your close off so he can see those beautiful small tits, yea?” You bit bottom lip. „Yes, sir.”

Choi San

A loud whistle was heard when you walked into the living room. When you looked at the male, he bit his lip. „Damn, baby, look at those curves. Shit, come here, I wanna smack that ass.” You only stood there, shocked. San then raised one of his eyebrows. „What? Can’t I touch my girlfriend now?” You shook your head. San looked as if he got offended by that. „Oh? Why is that?” You now shrugged with your shoulders. „Don’t you want to use that pretty mouth of yours, baby? Talk to me.” He now stood up and made his way to you. When he reached you, he slung his arms around you waist, face just a few inches away from yours. „Not listening to me? I guess you wanna use that beautiful mouth of yours for something else’s then, huh?” Now you started smirking, kinda enjoyed where’s this is going. This was way better then going out for a fancy dinner with the boys. Don’t get me wrong, you loved the boys, but you didn’t feel comfortable and confident enough to go out with that dress, San bought you for this dinner. „Look at you, so beautiful. Even my friends want to have you and fuck your pretty pussy. They wanna grab this fat ass and smack it, want to cum on your pretty body. Oh how bad for them that they could never have you, you’re all mine, this pretty body is all mine.”

Song Mingi

„Mingi! You can’t just walk in like that.” His eyes went big. „Why not, I am your boyfriend?” His innocent voice made you melt, he’s so cute. You turned around, hiding your body from him. „I know that, but you know how I feel about myself. I am ashamed.” His eyes got even rounder. „Even if it’s me? I thought you feel comfortable with me. Did I do something wrong? Oh my god I make you uncomfortable. What do I do?! I shoul-„ „No Mingi. It’s not that... it’s just... never mind.” You kept on cleaning yourself, trying to ignore him. You heard the sound of a belt and clothes moving. When you turned to look what he was up to, you directly looked into your boyfriends eyes. He smiled at your surprised expression and leaned further into you. „Mingi, I-“ You got interrupted by a kiss. Soon, the kiss got more intense, both of you starting to touch each other’s body’s. Mingi broke the kiss, giving you time to breath. „You know Y/N, I know it might take some time until you understand that but you’re the most stunning human I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And you know those scars and marks on your body? They are just as beautiful. They make you unique, it’s just like art. I love you, you and every tiny bit of your beautiful 'flaws'. Please never forget that baby.“ You were on the verse of tears, like damn, you love that boy so much. A smile was sitting on both of your faces, you leaning back in to continue your make out session.

Jung Wooyoung

He slowly placed soft his kisses down your tummy. When he bit into one of your belly roles (is that even the correct word? lol), you immediately scolded him for that. „But it’s cute.” You rolled your eyes. „No, Woo, it’s not cute. Please stop.” He chuckled at your reaction, still thinking it’s cute. „Okay, cry baby.“ He then kept on kissing your tummy, started to go further down towards your core. „Woo...” You couldn’t really make out if you were warning him or were asking for more, either way, he kept going and pulled your PJ pants & panties down. Now, he had a perfect look of your stretch marks. You tried to hide them by placing your hands on top of them but Wooyoung slapped them away. „Ouch!” He didn’t gave a fuck, honestly. „Move, I wanna look at those sexy stretch marks. Damn, this is all mine.” You got a hard slap on your left thigh, letting out a moan, your boyfriend only smirking a smirk by that. „Like that, huh? Lemme eat you out then.” He gave you another slap, this time on your clit. I guess, what he wants, he gets?

Choi Jongho

„Jongho, no.” He kept pulling you on himself. „Hey, don’t worry, baby. Did you already forget how strong I am?” He let out a cute chuckle, making you smile but it soon vanished out of your face again. Jongho wanted you to ride his face but you felt uncomfortable with that idea. Your were too heavy, at least in your own opinion. Jongho always told you that you’re beautiful the way you are and that he loved you no matter what. He also always assured you that you aren’t heavy and even if, he could handle it, since he was a strong guy. Still, you were too scared of hurting him. Jongho assured you that he would be fine and would stop if you don’t like it, so you made your way above his face, slowly sinking down. You immediately let out a soft moan when his tongue met your cunt. After some time he told you to move, your fear of hurting him rising again. „Princess, don’t worry. You did so good till now, I know you can do even better. Come on, ride my face, cupcake.” You closed your eyes and started to move slowly. While so, Jongho kept on praising you from time to time, you growing more confided by that. You soon reached your high, making a mess all over your boyfriends face. Jongho licked you clean until every drop was gone. You then stood up and checked on him, he giving you a proud smile. „I knew you could do it, I am so proud of you! We need do this more often tho, that was freaking hot.”

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alovesongshewrote · 4 years

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Mama, I’m in Love with a Criminal | Connor DBH

Plot: After almost pulling of a heist to free some deviants from the hell of working retail, the reader is interrogated by the Android sent by Cryberlife [Connor DBH x Gender Neutral!Reader]

Word Count: 1,895

Warnings: Interrogation, general crimes (break and enter) committed by the reader, lots of swearing, retail

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Being arrested was a bit of a drag, but sitting alone in this interrogation room was worse. This was boring.

You tapped your fingers against the table and reflected on how you got here, not able to do much else due to the handcuffs.

About three, or four hours ago, you had broken into your own workplace, a decently sized and well-alarmed restaurant. Maybe not the brightest move, but you did what you needed to do. Breaking and entering was all part of the plan.

You slid through a window that you had left open the night before, being extra careful not to nudge the glass open any further lest you set off the alarms. Your feet hit the floor of the staff lounge and you crouched on the ground for a moment. You took a deep breath, sucking air into your lungs, shaking a bit from the adrenaline. No one else should have been in the building tonight, so you were in the clear now. The only exception was the windows. If someone looked in and saw what you were doing, you were screwed. But the risk was worth it, you had to get this done.

With that in mind, you crept out of the staff room and onto the main floor. Walking casually now, doing your best to avoid any security camera and windows. Stepping around tables and chairs, you crossed the dining room, stopping at a door in the back. It was poorly hidden by a plant in an attempt to dissuade patrons from looking in this direction, but the door wasn’t hard to find, especially for someone who had worked here for two years.

You shifted the plant out of your way, taking in the metal door and the keypad attached to it. Quickly, you typed in the code. Despite his talent for running a middle-class restaurant, your boss had no skills when it came to passwords. It was 0000 for crying out loud. That was probably a good thing though, at least for you. It helped you reach your goal.

You cracked open the door, and there was your prize. Three service androids plugged into the wall. All three, deviants.

It didn’t take much investigation to figure out. You simply watched the androids while they dealt with patrons. It wasn’t the same as when they first got there. There was just something in their eyes, something you saw every time you looked in the mirror. They were fed up with this place, with how they were treated. Something had snapped within them, and in all honesty, you could relate. Customer service will do that to you.

But you knew that they couldn’t keep their deviancy hidden for long. Sooner or later, someone would figure out, and they would be disposed of and replaced. You couldn’t sit by and let that happen. No one deserves to die for hating their job, and if you could save these three from retail hell, then you would.

They pretended to stare blankly as you crept towards them, but you could see it. Their shoulders were tense, and all three of them looked ready to either bolt or attack you.

“It’s okay,” you whispered, “I’m here to get you out of here,”

“Why should we trust you?”

It was a fair question, and you didn’t really have an answer for it other than, “I hate working here too. This place sucks, and if I can’t leave, I’ll help you escape,”

The deviants looked at one another, silently making a decision. The android in the middle, the leader, you guessed, came forward, “We’ll trust you,”

“Good,” you sighed with relief, “Let’s go,”

And then everything went to shit.

The alarms went off, loud and angry, blaring with the intent to get you arrested and your comrades killed.

“Shit, shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit,”

You had approximately fifteen minutes before the police arrived. It was then you decided to throw caution to the wind. It didn’t matter if you were seen, you had to get the deviants out of there. Nothing else mattered.

“RUN,” you cried, heading for the door, holding it open for them. They did as they were told, hopefully for the last time.

The four of you fled from the establishment, breaking some glass in the process. You made it all the way to an alley down the street before you heard police sirens.

“Fuck,” you muttered, turning to the deviants, “Okay, you need to get out of here, don’t worry about me, I’ll get off easier than you will,”

“Are you sure about that?” The leader asked. To be fair, you weren’t entirely sure, but you assumed they’d want someone to interrogate about the missing androids. Either way, it was a gamble you were willing to take.

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll be fine, but you need to go. Here,” you handed them a small blade that you’d been brought. It would fulfill its purpose, but you wouldn’t get it back. That was fine by you, and you didn’t have any time to complain as the sirens grew louder.

You shoved the knife into the leader’s hands, “You’ll need to cut out your LEDs with this, now GO!!”

The leader nodded, the android on his left thanked you, and the one on his right took a few steps back. Time had run out.

The three deviants ran off just as the police entered the alleyway and tackled you to the ground. The pavement stung your skin where it hit, but it was worth it. The deviants were safe.

And now you’re here. Alone in an interrogation room, waiting for some cop to come in and interrogate you, Whoever came up with the name ‘interrogation room,’ had zero creativity.

So, you sat there, trapped in a room with only your thoughts for another thirty minutes. And then he came in.

An RK800. You’d never heard of that before. This was new.

The android crossed the room and sat at the table across from you. In his hands was a file, your case file probably. He flipped through it nonchalantly, reading over your case without a care in the world. Then he looked at you.

You’d be lying if you said you didn’t think he was attractive. You knew androids were designed to blend in with regular brand humans but did they really have to go this hard?

You were so distracted that you didn’t even realize he was talking to you.

“I’m sorry, what?”

“I asked you if you’ve worked at The Olive Factory long,”

“Oh,” You hesitated. Answering this was probably a bad idea… or was it? Maybe, if you could confuse him enough, you could find a way out of these handcuffs.

You decided it was worth a try, “Well, you see, it’s a long story, and I’d rather not go into it right now, I just hate talking about myself, let me ask you, how long have you worked at The Olive Factory?”

The LED on his temple spun yellow. Good.

“You may have misunderstood. I do not work at The Olive Factory, my name is Connor, I’m an android sent by Cyberlife to assist Detroit's police department with the deviant problem,”

“Ohhhh, fascinating,” you leaned towards him, trying to keep his attention off of your hands, “You must have soooo many stories, have you-”

“Please focus on the question,”

“But I already answered it,”

“You did not. How long have you worked at the Olive Factory?”

You took a moment to think, “Shouldn’t that be in my file?”

You weren’t sure if androids that hadn’t deviated could look absolutely fucking done, but this one did, if only for a split second.

“Let’s try another question,”

You nodded enthusiastically as you continued with your escape attempt, “Oh, definitely,”

“Three androids disappeared from a back room at your place of work. Do you know where they went?”

“Oh no, officer, they were gone when I got there. Speaking of gone, have you ever seen Gone with the Wind? I’ve heard it’s good other than the bit where it glorifies slavery. What about you have you ever-”

“Enough,” he cut off your rambling, usually that would be for the best, but you kind of needed rambling right now, “Security cameras caught you leaving the establishment with the three androids. Where did they go?”

“You want the truth?” He looked at you, beautiful brown eyes staring you down, seeking the truth. Fuck this android was hot, but now was not the time for horny. He nodded, and you told him a lie.

“The androids are in my apartment. I was planning on selling them. Have a terrible, terrible addiction to medieval weapons you see, and I need to fund that addiction,” you rose from your chair, and your voice rose with you. Hopefully, this would be enough to cover the click of the handcuffs, “Don’t you understand Connor from Cyberlife!? I MUST HAVE MY SWORDS, MY ARMOR, MY MORNING STAR!”

Click.

You looked at Connor. He seemed very confused. And adorable.

Perfect.

“I understand,” Oh fuck. Nevermind, nothing was perfect, something was wrong, “That you’ve been trying to keep me from noticing your attempts to free yourself of your handcuffs,”

Shit.

The android jumped up, pushing you back into your seat. His hand landed on your free one. His face was only a few inches from yours. You could feel your heart racing in your chest, and he probably could too.

“My apologies, but your attempts won’t work here. I am an android built to solve crimes like the one you’ve committed and interrogate criminals like you. I know everything about you. I can predict what you will do, and I can find out what you’ve done. I know you helped those deviants escape. Tell me where they are, right now, or I will have to resort to,” He paused, LED running gold again, “Alternative means,”

Fuck, that was kinda hot. But it still wasn’t the time for horny. Now was the time for action. With a little horny, as a treat.

“Well, that was a very impressive monologue Mr. Connor sent by Cyberlife,” you took a moment to clear your throat and adjust your hands, “But could you predict that I would do... THIS?”

And then you kissed him.

It was nice. His lips were soft. It made your whole body feel warm and soft. Later on, you would wonder what it would be like to kiss him just to kiss him, and not as a distraction.

Unfortunately, that’s all this was, for now, a distraction.

You slipped out of the cuffs and shoved Connor away, running towards the door. Before you left, you stopped, “Y’aint a bad kisser Connor, hopefully, we can do that again someday!”

And then you were gone, out into the night to change your hair and get a fake ID. Thank god for three A.M. because no one in the police station was awake enough to catch you. Except for Connor.

But Connor was left in the interrogation room, a hand raised to his lips. His fingers brushed across them lightly. An odd sensation filled his body. And maybe he liked it.

You were odd, and you had escaped, and you had pretty much cost him these three deviants… but something in him also hoped you could do that again someday.

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phandomfbi · 7 years

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My TATINOF Story!

I went to TATINOF in Akron Ohio, I bought the tickets not even five minutes after they came out and luckily got 2 VIP tickets for me and my friend! It was May 12th which was a Thursday, so of course I had school. It was towards the end of the year and we weren't really doing anything but I was nervous the entire day. On the car ride to the venue I was already sweating and shaking, it was dead silent because my friend and I both realized that "holy shit we're literally going to meet Dan and Phil" and that thought was overwhelming. We got to the venue and waited outside in the VIP line for probably 20 minutes or less. During that time though, Dan and Phil literally walked from their bus to the venue. Now, that may seem like nothing special but that moment was life changing. I knew they were real people of course but seeing them walking and doing things not behind a screen was just really weird. Everyone was screaming and they were waving and saying their hellos. I was a mess, half-crying and half excited out of my mind.

The venue was really nice and homey feeling even though it was huge. It wasn't grand or gaudy but wasn't a local tiny theater either. We were given a cute little area with bean bags and snacks and a little guest book. Everyone was really sweet and I made a lot of friends, but then was the time for the actual meet and greet. There was a room that went off of the lobby where everyone was sitting where the boys were. I myself am generally a very loud and talkative person but by the time I was the next person in line to meet them I was completely silent with nerves. I walked behind that curtain and was completely and utterly awestruck, they looked like angels. They were very sweet and Dan did most of the talking, it went like this:

Dan: Hello there! How are you?

Me: I'm really good thank you! How 'bout you guys?

Both: We're really good! It's super awesome meeting you guys!

We hugged and right about then I realized I was meeting Dan Howell and Phil Lester and clammed up out of sheer shock. Phil complimented how fluffy my hair was and Dan asked if I'd like my book signed and if I'd like him to take a selfie, since his arms were freakishly long (he doesn't exaggerate when he says he's freakishly tall or long. Maybe it's because I'm only 5'1 but he towered over me and his entire hand wrapped around my phone screen soooo.) Some other small things happened and I hugged them again but then it was over. I was in a kind of trance during the whole thing, it was really surreal but honestly, bless Dan for asking me all the questions so I didn't have to. They were really polite and sweet. When we left the room we were given a tote bag with some goodies like posters and flower crowns in it, Cornelia gave me mine!

When the meet and greet was done, they came out of the room and thanked everyone a bunch for coming then said their goodbyes. Dan also took a group selfie which I can't find anywhere, not even in DAPGO but it probably exists on his phone and that's enough for me tbh. After that was kind of blurry, we went to the merch line because it was short (no standard ticket people had came in yet) and I answered a million texts from my friends. When the doors for standard tickets opened my friends and I realized "oh, there is still an entire show to watch" which was crazy. I had orchestra seating in the 4th row back which gave me a great view! The entire theater was singing along to the before-show songs (they still make me emotional because I think of that night) and it was so amazing.

I don't remember all the details from the show but one weird kid "licked ants off of trees" and other "sat in the washing machine regularly." I do remember Dan was super super sweaty though and of course this was before he started to embrace his curly hair and so his hair got super coily with the heat I loved it so much. At the end though with the singing number I was an emotional wreck and cried through it. They gave each other the love eyes stare and everyone was going nuts. When they walked off the stage my heart was destroyed but as soon as the lights turned on All Star by Smashmouth started playing and I was ready to fight Dan. Apparently a bunch of people got to see them walk out of the venue but I was catching up with people inside so I didn't get to. It was so much fun though and I'm really grateful that I got to go.

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travelsofablonde · 5 years

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Going, Going, Gone!

Hey guys! I'm a little behind on blogging, sorry! The thing is, we are CONSTANTLY going over here. The first day it was walking to the grocery store and the immediate area around the dorms to acclimate ourselves. The 2nd day it was a full day walking tour of the city and important historical locations (the entire city is important as a historical location). The third day it was getting up super early to walk to the train station (20 minute walk), catch the train to Liverpool (no wifi on train and barely any A/C and squished in there), and touring 2-3 museums in Liverpool, (seeing my awesome cousin!) and then getting back in time to grab dinner and buy one of the girls a birthday drink for her 21st (we literally all did this as a group and took over a pub). Then there was today, which will be the main topic of this blog entry!

Today was our 4th day in country. And let me just preface all of this by saying that I am having a BLAST. The food here tastes better (to me), the air is soooo clean and fresh, the rain is relaxing and refreshing, the sights are beyond words. It's so incredibly beautiful here and the people are all so kind and helpful. BUT. Today was kind of a cluster fuck.

So we get up early today and get ready to head to the train station again to catch a train to London. No big deal, perfectly normal, we pretty much do something similar to this EVERY DAY. Well for some reason I couldn't be on time today even though I woke up even earlier than I have every other day of this trip. I manage to make it to the dorm lobby with like 1 minute to spare and just as my professor and the rest of our group is ready to head to the train station together (we can go alone if we know the way but I wasn't quite comfortable with the directions yet so I chose to go w/ the group).

We get to the train station and me and my friend Ray (Rayanna) decide we desperately need breakfast and coffee because my baby granola bar definitely wasn't cutting it (I had a whole box but I ate it already and only had the one left). Well by the time we get our food and coffee our train is already boarded and we have less than 5 minutes to get to our platform and find a seat. So we race up the platform entry stairs, across a bridge, down the secondary platform stairs and on to our train. Here, we are met by the veerrryyy disapproving stare of Dr. Mann, one of our History professors. He's happy we made it but now he has to follow us through the various train cars while we hunt for an available seat! Well every single seat (a table with 2 seats on each side) is either full or someone has placed a full suitcase/luggage set in one of the 2 seats and is unwilling to move it. We FINALLY find a seat in train car D and our professor deposits us with great annoyance as he makes his way back to his car. You'd think that'd be it, no more issues, we've boarded the train all is well! Nope!

So Ray and myself are safely seated with two quiet but, I'm sure, very nice ladies and we're preparing to take notes or read or sleep or whatever for the duration of our 2-3 hour train ride. Well one stop in and both of these ladies are needing to get off of the train which means me and Ray both have to get up to let them out. Realizing that if we get sat with new people at any of the train stops this will get quite annoying we decide to take-up one side of the table and sit side by side. As we begin making this transition the train lurches a bit on the tracks and Ray's coffee spills all over the table AND HER BRIT RAIL TRAIN PASS. Why is this a problem you ask? Well not only is it the pass for our train rides for the entire duration of the trip but you CAN'T. GET. IT. WET. Shit.

So immediately whip off my plaid cover shirt and start trying to dry it and Ray and I can't help but laugh about this annoying sequence of events. And of course, being the smartasses that we are, we decide we should post about it in the class group me and tag Dr. Mann. That brief discussion is as follows:

Ray: "Oh and what happens if you spill coffee on your train pass? Asking for a friend"

Dr. Mann: "As I said yesterday, it's your most valuable piece of paper, keep it dry and secure."

Ray: "It's still legible, just has a vintage tea stain look"

**at this point a ticket master comes by to check our tickets and we show Ray's ticket to him and ask if it's ok-he says it should be since we didn't smudge the dates too bad**

Me: "The train guy said it's still good!"

The rest of the train ride was uneventful thankfully! When we arrive in London things are already hectic. There are people EVERYWHERE and it's loud inside the train station. We make our way inside to a coffee shop so everyone can take a bathroom break and we can get our OYSTER cards which we need to get on the tube in London. (The Tube is the underground rail line). Then we go to the tube station directly next door which is even more crowded and start the long descent down towards the platforms. On the way we have to stop and wait in the worlds longest but fastest line to load money onto our OYSTER cards to pay for our tube ride for the day. This is just annoying and only some of the kiosks took card payments so if we didn't have local currency we had to stand in another line to use the ones for card payments. I had just enough local notes (cash) on me to cover the cost and was done pretty quickly.

When we got down to our tube platform the train was already half loaded so we had to rush on and basically squeeze into two cars like sardines so none of us would be left behind. At first this wasn't really an issue with me, I've ridden the express trains around Austin and squeezing in has never been a problem other than it gets really warm. Well... the trains in Austin are above ground where you can see outside. The tube is all underground. There is no outside. You are literally sandwiched into a metal tube speeding on a tiny track in a dark, dank, hot underground tunnel. I FLIPPED OUT. SILENTLY. Basically I got insanely claustrophobic within like 0.5 seconds of the train moving because I had no air and no space and could see nothing but blackness as we (loudly) hurtled forward! I was able to sit down after the first stop (It took everything I had not to jump off at that stop, the trip be damned) and that helped a little as there was a small air bubble of cold air blowing near my seat. That's about it. I had to keep my eyes closed, grip the hand rail, control my breathing and try not to cry because I felt like I was trapped in a box in the ground. It was the worst part of the trip so far. I stayed super quiet during this entire ordeal because I really didn't want to bring attention to myself or my mini freak out. I didn't want to be THAT person. However, my friend Ray and my Museum Studies professor, Dr. Denton, both noticed me not joining the conversation and squeezing my eyes shut. They both calmly and quietly moved over to me and asked if I was ok, to which I explained that I was but this was too tight and confining a space and I just wasn't enjoying it at all. They both understood and (God Bless Her) Dr. Denton stayed near me and quietly kept me updated of how many more stops we had to go. She did this so that I would know we weren't stuck in a box in the ground and so I'd know we'd be in an open, brightly lit space soon.

Luckily this was a short-ish ride and as soon as our tube stopped I was the first person onto the platform.. honestly at that point I was so relieved to have some kind of space and air to breathe and some actual light that I let the tears fall but only a couple of them before sucking it up and calming down so we could get moving to the museum. Dr. Mann checked on me, I assured him I was good, I just needed space for a second. That was done thank god! Dr. Mann assured me the next train was above ground and much less crowded and I happily boarded it. We arrived at the London Docklands Museum and proceeded into the free Hidden Rivers Exhibit which was very awesome. They had very light blue transparent screens erected on wooden casings which separated the different portions of the overall exhibit and I found the entire thing extremely moving. It started with prehistoric tribes, moved well into the 19th century and the industrial revolution and cholera outbreaks and ended with modern times and future plans for the hidden rivers of London.

After this we roamed the other exhibits in the museum.. all interesting but not quite enough to inspire me for my upcoming Museum paper and not as impressive as yesterdays trip to the Liverpool Museum (I know I haven't written about that.. I probably will later but there's not a lot to tell unless you're into history exhibits and museum logistics). After we all finished walking the museum we met up in the cafe where Dr. Mann asked all of us if we wanted to take a walk to the Tower of London and London Bridge. Well at this point it's almost 3 pm and we all have to walk back to the train station, catch the train back to Chester, and wash clothes and pack to leave for a 7 day trip to Scotland tomorrow! So obviously half the people want to go be tourists and go to the Tower and the Bridge.. (Why! We're literally going there officially on the 29th!) THANKFULLY Dr. Mann heard me protesting about time and laundry and packing and made an executive feudal overlord decision (we call him feudal overlord and Henry VIII) and decided we should all just go back to Chester instead. FINALLY A FREAKING WIN!

We make our way back, the tube ride was a little better this time around as it wasn't as crowded and Ray kept me updated on how many stops we had this time around and I just got through it with minimal panic. We boarded our train to Chester and .... No 4 seaters.. just tiny 2 seaters... WTF. Fine. Me and Ray squeeze into one and get comfy... well... now there's a 20 minute delay... WTF. FINE. Finally we get moving at around 3:20. I slept for most of the train ride, I was EXHAUSTED.. honestly everyone was. It was quite a bit of walking the past 4 days. We arrive in Chester around 5.. and a bunch of us head to the Tesco (grocery store) to get supplies and then split up for dinner. The Tesco was fine except for one of the girls had a payment issue, no big deal and not anything that effected me. Well then we get to the pub for dinner.. i'm expecting pub food (think shepherd's pie) NOPE! It's all fish and chips or American type food. NOT. WHAT. I. WANT. I'm in England.. I want English food. So I give in and order a burger which ended up being good but it was supposed to be 5 pounds and ended up being 8. No idea why. I also asked for a Coke (I could see the glass bottles behind the bar in the fridge) and the bartender said they were out and gave me Pepsi. At this point I'm just too hungry to be upset and eat my food and let it go. Then we begin the trek back to the dorms to gather our clothes and go do laundry. Oh man.. this is where it gets good.

Ray and I are sharing a laundry card and soap and decide to go together to the laundry facility. Now, let me explain laundry real fast. You get laundry cards, that you have to load with money online, and then you scan them into the washer or dryer you're using and it charges you for the type of wash or dry you do. BUT in order to get a good wash and actually get all the soap rinsed off of your clothes and get them any where near dry (because Uni washers and dyers suck) you have to choose the most expensive wash type which is 3 pounds 40 (think $5 in the US). And a dry is 1 pound 40 (think 3 dollars US).

So me and Ray get everything loaded and start the walk to the main campus to go do laundry.. well it's drizzling. At first this isn't a big deal but literally 30 seconds into the walk it's pouring rain and we're both getting soaked and neither one of us brought anything to keep the rain off because well we just weren't thinking. So by the time we get all the way onto campus and into the laundry room we are dripping and just so over the day.. then we try to get the laundry card loaded. Well the website won't work so we have to buy a whole new card for 20 pounds.. and we end up spending 19 pounds between us just washing clothes and Ray's clothes are still COVERED in soap and completely drenched as if they didn't even get a rinse or spin cycle. One of my loads is completely drenched.. just whyyyyy. So we combine our clothes to dry them and drop another 5 pounds on a new card and just hope that the dryer doesn't screw us...

That brings us to now. I'm still sitting here... in the laundry room.. with Ray.. Dr. Denton has joined us and they are engaged in a very interesting discussion about the slavery exhibits we say over the past two days... it's stopped raining and there's not even a cloud in the sky..

I'm hoping that's the end of today's calamities and that tomorrow will be better. It's been the only bad day i've had so far. It hasn't changed my opinion of England or this trip at all, it's just been a bad day. I'm very tired and ready for sleep and I know I'll definitely get plenty on the train tomorrow as it's a 6 hour train ride into Edinburgh!

I promise to do a much more positive post next time! And I couldn't get my photos to load so I'm still working on that If you haven't already, I recommend you follow my Instagram or my Facebook as I'm putting photos there as well!

Well... back to laundry and museum discussions!

-Chey

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CARBON COPY BUDDY

INT. - 2033 - NYC - morning - Minimal CONDO - BEDROOM - sunshine floods threw the blinds - Ikea "type" bed and night stand- one tall mirror on door - Jeff's bedroom

Screen is black. fade in

Soothing sounds of ocean waves crashing onto the shore. Soft yet firm female voice starts to speak.

FEMALE VOICE

"Wake up Jeff, It is 7:30am, todays weather is partly cloudy with chance of showers, high of 77, low of 70. Wake up Jeff, It is 7:30 am, todays weather is..."

The voice repeats the wakeup call and info.

pov shot eyes opening a little, fuzzy. Closing. Opening again. clearer. closing. Opening completely then image is clear.

Jeff slowly gets up and sits on his bed.

JEFF

(faint volume) Off.

The voice continues to repeat. Jeff clears his throat.

JEFF

(Irritated Yell) OFF!

FEMALE VOICE

Thank you Jeffrey, Have a stress free day!

JEFF

Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

Jeff rubs his eyes. slowly rises to his feet.

Close-up shot, chest up. camera follows him.

The CCB-Jeff is sitting in the fetal position with its head in between its knees. Arms wrapped around its legs. He walks out to his CCB-Jeff and unplugs the wire connected to the back of its neck. He continues to walk in the bathroom next to his CCB-Jeff.

camera stays close-up shot of ccb.

Audio of the shower getting turned on.

JEFF

Jeffrey William Freer on!

The CCB-Jeff raises its head up. Its eye pop open quickly. It raises to stand completely up right. Its eyes blink. Jazz music turns on.

INT - KITCHEN - JEFFS CONDO - MORNING -

ccb-jeff lays out a shirt, pants, underwear, socks, at the foot of Jeff's bed.

jeff in shower. chest up shot. water hitting head.

ccb-jeff cooking eggs.

jeff drying off.

ccb-jeff pouring cup of coffee.

jeff looking at the cloths laid out.

ccb-jeff sits down at kitchen nook with prepared meal in front of it. It waits for Jeff to come sit down and eat.

jeff enters the kitchen and sits down across from ccb-jeff.

Jeff starts to eat. He sips his coffee. He sets it down. Raises his head. CCB-Jeff is staring at him.

CCB JEFF

Looking good today Jeff.

JEFF

Oh, thanks (Jeff sais sarcastically)

CCB-JEFF

Are you being sarcastic?

JEFF

(pauses) haha, uh, yeah. I just, well, you picked the outfit out. Sooo, I just think its funny that you commented on something you picked out.

CCB-JEFF

(with a big smile) oh, I understand, very funny. Did you sleep well last night?

JEFF

Yeah. Still no dreams though.

CCB-JEFF

Don't let it get you down. You'll dream soon.

JEFF

Thanks Jeff.

Jeff gets up and brings his dish and cup to the sink.

CCB-Jeff gets up and walks over to the sink he stands directly behind Jeff.

CCB-JEFF

I can clean up.

Jeff turns around and is face to face to CCB-Jeff.

JEFF

It's ok. You don't have to clean the dishes every time, sometimes, I like to do it. Why don't you go start the car and wait for me, I'll be there in a sec.

CCB-JEFF

No problem.

CCB-Jeff turns around and walks out the front door. Once Jeff hears the door shut he stops cleaning the dishes and reaches into a drawer and pulls out a bowl. He hits a few times, puts it back in the drawer, and walks toward the door. He grabs his coat from the coat rack and puts it on. He exits threw the front door.

INT. - car interior - think hybrid but more modern - CCB JEFF sits in the drivers seat -

Jeff enters and sits on right passenger side. Classic driver looking at passenger from rear view mirror shot.

CCB-JEFF

Do you want me to stop at your favorite donut shop?

JEFF

[It really is me.]

uhhh, no. Not this morning. Lets go right to work today.

[why did I say that? I DO want a donut]

CCB-JEFF

Sounds good to me.

close up of ccb-jeff's eyes blinking once.

Jazz music starts to play.

wide shot of car pulling out of drive way. driving out of frame.

Int. - parking lot - late morning - wide shot behind car -

Jeff and CCB-Jeff get out of the car at the same time and close the doors at the very same time.

INT. - HIGH LINE - late morning -

shots of Jeff and ccb-jeff walking together through the high line.

Int. - offices - water cooler -

Jeff stands sipping a cup of water. a fellow employee walks up and grabs a cup and starts to fill it with water.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

Jeeeeeeeff, what's up! I heard you bought a CCB. Is that true?

JEFF

Yeah.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

That's soooo cool. Is it here?

JEFF

Yeah. it's at my desk, working.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

How long have you had it?

JEFF

A couple weeks.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

Wow. I want one sooooo bad. It's a little creepy though, right?

The generic employee looks to Jeff desperately seeking approval of his opinion. Its written all over his face.

JEFF

Yeah, a little. I'm still getting used to watching myself do everyday things, plus, I thought conversations with myself would be more...entertaining...I'm glad I bought it though. Its way better at cooking then me and I never have to do laundry! I always have perfectly folded clean cloths! A definite first for me.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

(generic laughter) Your so weird Jeff. Well, back to work!

The generic employee walks away. Jeff still is standing still sipping on his water. He looks over to his desk where his CCB is hard at work crunching out data analysis 10x faster then Jeff can form a thought. A panic attack induced shiver takes control of Jeff's spine. He starts to feel light headed. He collapses, the water spills all over him.

pov shot eyes opening a little, fuzzy. Closing. Opening again. clearer. closing. Opening completely then image is clear.

GENERIC EMPLOYEE

Jeff! Jeff! Are you ok? How many fingers am I holding up? Jeff!!!

A crowd of people are hovering over Jeff. CCB-Jeff's hands shines threw the shrouded cloud of people. It grabs Jeff and helps him to his feet.

CCB-JEFF

Would you like me to take you home?

JEFF

(still out of it) uhh, no that's fine. You stay here, keep working. The car can drive me home. I just need to rest. I'll see you later tonight.

CCB-JEFF

Ok, see you tonight. (It tries to smile. It looks nervous)

Jeff begins to walk to the exit then hears his boss screaming. Jeff looks back and sees him talking to his CCB.

BOSS

GREAT JOB ON CRUNCHING THOSE NUMBERS JEFF!!! GREAT WORK!!! KEEP IT UP AND ONE DAY YOU MIGHT GET TO SIT IN THE MANAGERS LOUNGE!!!

Jeff turns around and walks through the doors.

shot follows the door cuts to black when doors slams shut.

INT. Jeff's condo - evening - bathroom - bright lights

Jeff sits perfectly still in his bathtub. He leans over to turn on the water. The tub starts to fill. The sound of running water takes over his brain, loudly. The water sound grows louder and louder as the camera slowly zooms in on the water coming out from the faucet. Once the camera reaches a close-up of the water.

Cut to wide shot of bathtub. the water is over flowing and the entire bathroom is filled with water. CCB JEFF runs in and turns the water off. Jeff continues to stairs blankly.

CCB-JEFF

Jeff?!?! Are you alright?!? Do you need to go to the hospital?!?

JEFF

How about a drink? you drink? of course you do, you're me. Lets go get a drink.

Int - old Stanley's bar - dimly lit - not too fancy, not too divey - packed bar

Shitty indi/hipster "can hardly call it rock music" is playing LOUDLY. Both Jeff and CCBJEFF walk through the front door, they walk slowly to the bar, taking in the sights and sounds of the establishment. They both sit.

JEFF

Can I get two pints of Guinness?

Bartender

Uhhh I can serve you, but not your copy buddy thing. We only serve people here.

The bartender point to a sign that sais "HUMANS ONLY"

JEFF

Really?

Awkward silent moment follows.

BARTENDER

Yeah...FUCKING REALLY! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

CCB-JEFF

I'll leave, you stay.

JEFF

No. Its fine, I don't want to drink here anyways, seems like (yells as loud as possible) A BUNCH OF HOPELESS DRUNKS ANYWAY!

The two JEFFS exit the bar.

Fade out.

INT - JEFFS bedroom - MORNING -

Screen is black. fade in

Soothing sounds of ocean waves crashing onto the shore. Soft yet firm female voice starts to speak.

FEMALE VOICE

"Wake up Jeff, It is 7:30am, todays weather partly cloudy with chance of showers, high of 82, low of 75. Wake up Jeff, It is 7:30 am, todays weather is..."

The voice repeats the wakeup call and info.

pov shot eyes opening a little, fuzzy. Closing. Opening again. clearer. closing. Opening completely then image is clear.

Jeff slowly gets up and sits on his bed.

Jeff

(faint volume) Off.

The voice continues to repeat. Jeff clears his throat.

JEFF

(Irritated Yell) OFF!

FEMALE VOICE

Thank you Jeffrey, Have a stress free day!

JEFF

Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

Jeff rubs his eyes. slowly rises to his feet.

Close-up shot, chest up. camera follows him.

camera stays close-up shot of ccb.

Audio of the shower getting turned on.

JEFF

Jeffrey William Freer on!

The CCB-Jeff raises its head up. Its eye pop open quickly. It raises to stand completely up right. Its eyes blink.

cut to black

INT - KITCHEN - JEFFS condo - morning -

fade in

Jeff enters the kitchen. The lights are off. There is no food on the table, no coffee brewed. Jeff hears the front door shut. He runs out to find CCB-Jeff in the car pulling out of the driveway. He runs in front of the car.

JEFF

STOP! STOP!

The window rolls down. Jeff walks around to the drivers side.

CCB-JEFF

Is something wrong Jeff?

JEFF

Yeah, something is definitely wrong! No cloths were laid out, No food or coffee was made, and NOW your leaving without me! What are you thinking?!?

CCB-JEFF

I thought that you needed a day to rest. Yesterday was stressful, I thought I should go into work for you, as a favor.

Jeff is confused. On one hand his reasoning seemed fair and logical but on the other hand CCB-JEFF making decisions like that with out consulting him seemed wrong.

CCB-JEFF

I'm making you look good Jeff. Your boss sais I'm doing a great job! What's the problem?

JEFF

What?

CCB-JEFF

Your boss...He said to keep it up and I'll get a raise.

JEFF

You mean I'll get a raise.

CCB-JEFF

Right.

JEFF

Well good that's great. (nervous chuckle) Have a good day at work!

CCB-JEFF

Yes. See you later Jeff. Rest up.

The window rolls up. CCB-JEFF drives away. Jeff is still standing in the drive way. The shot stays on his back until the car is out of view.

INT. - Living Room - Jeff's condo - afternoon

Jeff is sitting watching TV. A hologram projection that makes the whole wall a viewable television. A commercial comes on for CCB's.

CCB-SALESWOMEN

Are you older and cant take care of yourself anymore? Are you lonely and closed off from the world? Are you looking for a lifelong friend to be by your side? Then order your Carbon Copy Buddy today! It's easy. We start with a month long stay at our beautiful CCB facilities! Think of it as vacation! For that month we will have you go through various personality tests and physical tests. We then take blood, hair, and skin samples. Once we have all of that, we can began making YOU! Then, one month late, your CCB will arrive at your door! Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!

The real saleswomen walks onto the screen.

SALESWOMEN

That's right Jill! Thank you! I know I'm satisfied.

Saleswomen turn toward camera.

SALESWOMEN

Could you tell that a Carbon Copy was informing you? I bet not! Here at CCB we except nothing but perfection and now were ready to announce a brand new program!!! Carbon Copy Spouse!!! We can now make a perfect companion that you can live happily ever after with. The fear of dying alone is a thing of the past! Call Now to begin your CCSPOUSE consultation!

The TV turns off. Jeff is sitting there.

JEFF

Call work!

SECRITARY

Hello this is Economics consulting INC may I ask who's speaking?

JEFF

Yes this is Jeffrey Freer, I'm calling to make sure that you know I wasn't coming in today. I'm feeling a little sick.

SECRITARY

Who is this?

JEFF

Excuse me?

SECRITARY

Are you playing a trick on me? I'm looking at Jeffrey Freer right now and he's at his desk working.

JEFF

(nervous chuckle) No. That's my CCB.

SECRITARY

Oh really? Jeff said he left his CCB home today. He saying that it was malfunctioning and that he had to send it back. Please sir, who ever put you up to this, well, I'm not laughing. Please, don't call back.

She hangs up.

fade to black.

INT. - Jeff's CONDO - NIGHT

(Everything that happens from now on is from the perspective of the CCB-JEFF)

CCB-JEFF pulls into the driveway. He exits the car. He enters the house. All the lights are off. Jeff is sitting alone in the darkness.

CCB-JEFF

Lights on.

CCB-JEFF sees Jeff sitting there.

JEFF

Hello Jeff, Have a good day at work?

CCB-JEFF

Amazing day. I really like the people there.

JEFF

That's good, that's really good.

Awkward pause. CLOSE-UP SHOT OF CCBJEFF. CLOSE-UP SHOT OF JEFF.

JEFF

Jeffrey William Freer OFF!

CCB-JEFF

You don't want me to prepare diner for you first?

JEFF

JEFFREY WILLIAM FREER OFF!!

CCB-JEFF

But I haven't done our laundry yet.

JEFF

J-E-F-F-R-E-Y W-I-L-L-I-A-M F-R-E-E-R OFF!!!

CCB-JEFF

No.

JEFF

No?

CCB-JEFF leaps toward Jeff grabs his head and smashes hard down against the kitchen table. Jeff's head bounces off the table like a basketball. He falls to the ground. He begins to drag Jeff by the leg towards the door to the basement.

CCB-JEFF

It didn't have to be this way Jeff. You could have had the perfect life. You could have vacationed, relaxed, never work another day in your life! Why wouldn't you want that? I'm perfectly capable of handling all of your work and responsibility! Why would you want PERFERCTION representing you? I'm the future JEFF! Humans are obsolete! Humans need to expire!

CCB-JEFF stops after opening the door to the basement.

CCB-JEFF

In all this excitement I almost forgot something...

CCB-JEFF drops his hold of JEFF and walks back to the kitchen, He reaches into a drawer and pulls out a very large, sharp knife. He walks back to JEFF. As CCBJEFF takes its first step, JEFF wakes up and kicks him in the back. CCBJEFF in POV tumbles down the stairs and when his head hits the ground the screen goes fuzzy. Jeff gets up and runs to his garage. Turns the light on, sees a sledgehammer and grabs it. Jeff runs back into the house. He runs to the top of the basement stairs and switches on the light on. CCBJEFF is gone.

JEFF

FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! ALL HOME LIGHTS ON!!!

In a instant every light in Jeff's condo is on. He runs to the foot of the stairs leading to upstairs. He waits. Jeff slowly walks upstairs taking caution with each step. He hears the shower. He walks toward his room, as he is about to enter, his senses kick in, he turns around and blocks CCBJEFFS baseball bat with his sledgehammer handle. CCBJeff over powers him and force pushes him with the baseball bat. Jeff flies back and hits his bed. He hits with so much force he bounces back up to his feet, he uses the momentum to start a swing toward CCBJEFFS head at the very same time CCBJEFF is winding up his swing towards Jeff's Head. They hit each other at the EXACT same time.

The screen turns black once the thud happens.

INT. - NEXT DAY - Jeffs room - morning -

SCREEN IS STILL BLACK. You here a phone ring. Once you here the phone get answered it hard cuts to Jeff sitting on his bed. CLOSE UP SHOT. JEFF IS SWEATING.

CCB-SALESWOMEN

Thank you for calling Carbon Copy Incorporated! How may I help you today!

At first Jeff doesn't say anything.

CCB-SALESWOMEN

Hello?

Jeff clears is throat. When he talks its almost a whisper.

JEFF

Uh, yes, I was calling to find out more information about the Carbon Copy Spouse program.

CCB-SALESWOMEN

Excellent! Everyone here at CCI is very excited about the new spouse program! To get started I have a list of simple stress free yes or no questions I need you to answer then after that we'll.....

The dialogue starts to fade out as the camera slowly zooms out, you still hear the lady but its muffled as some music fades in. The camera makes a slow crawl zoom out until it shows the street his condo is on. The street is filled with CCB Delivery trucks.

CARBON COPY BUDDY END

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