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crybaby-bkg · 9 days

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“I thought I was supposed to be the one worshipping you today,” you say in a gasp, eyes fluttering close as you grip the sink counter tight in front of you. Bakugou only huffs a little laugh, his nails digging into the fat of your ass before he taps his palm against the flesh hard, eliciting a little hiccup from you.

“‘S my birthday, so what I say goes.” he tells you muffled, the vibration of his words making your knees quake. he has to hold you up, but he doesn’t care, finds the weight of you pressing back into him something he can get drunk off of.

he woke up nearly right after you did, trying to squeeze you close to him in bed but you scrambled out of his hold, promising to make him breakfast instead. you hadn’t expected him to follow you, to press you against the sink, to nip at your neck and kiss his way down to where your underwear rested on your hips. hadn’t expected him to drop to his knees, to worship, to kiss, to taste you. hadn’t expected him to lick you so sweetly with such a rough tongue through the fabric, for your arousal to bleed through onto his waiting tongue.

“Better than breakfast,” he mutters against you, thick fingers spreading you wide to get a good look at your winking hole, how it drools down the inside of your legs. he spits on it, diving back in to follow the trail, his lips puckering as if kissing you in such an intimate way, you think your vision goes black for a moment.

“Make me cum,” you whimper to him, his lapping pushing you up onto your toes, your hips digging into the sink counter. you reach a hand back to hold his face still with a grip on ash blond locks, grinding yourself against him until his face becomes sticky, but he grins all the while. rolls his tongue from his mouth, lets you use him because there’s no better present than being able to please you.

it comes out as a gush, your pleasure. sprays all over his mouth and chin and neck, your cries stuttered and high, your eyes clenched shut, your entire body shaking from the stimulation that overtakes you.

“Even better than birthday breakfast.” Bakugou grins, nose slightly scrunching at the tug to his hair when he slurps at your hole that still drips for him, spitting back the contents once more. he doesn’t catch it this time, just watches the thickness of his spit mingle with your pearlescent stained cum, thumbing open your cheeks to watch your hole clench and unclench from the scrutiny, the wetness slipping down your thighs.

he kisses you once more, a smacking sound, humiliating, before letting your cheeks go. not without another smack on the roundness of them, nipping at the red and warmed mark of his palm that he branded on you just moments before.

“A lot fucking better.” he tacks on once more about the stupid breakfast. you glare at him over your shoulder, even though he’s the one who’s keeping you held up right now with his firm grip around your still twitching hips.

“You’re gonna stop shading my cooking, asshole.” you bite at him, unable to hold back a shudder when you catch his devious grin, the bottom half of his face and neck still wet from your squirting.

“You caught that?” he asks with an innocent cock of his head, pressing another innocuous kiss to your warmed flesh. you tug at his hair a little harder this time, knowing it’s something that the birthday boy loves, especially by the way he’s damn near leaked through his white boxers.

“Shit head.” you mumble, but he only grins wider, his eyes flickering with the promise of devouring you whole today. just as a little birthday treat, he supposes.

#my first idea was from December of last year and it ended up being something #I’ve already wrote before lmfaooooo I was so mad #I was like damn. this concept feels very familiar #I WONDER FUCKIN WHY????#anyway this has also been in my drafts since like November lol #idk why the concept of him spitting on and then slurping it right back up is so hot to me #but I lob him #anyway happy bday king you’ve changed the trajectory of my life 🙏🏼#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫

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artemis-pendragon · 9 months

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Me when I'm wrong and incorrect 🥰

#the little vengeful vindicated rush these give me post-kisses lmfaooooo #imodna #good omens #critical role #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #cr3 #the most delightful i told u so ever

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jeysuso · 6 months

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#call me mrs. priest cause i just found my clerical collar

#damian priest #the judgement day #wweedit #wwe raw #mygifs*#jeysuso #wrestling tag #*#request*#for harmshake*#i hope you like it angel lord knows i enjoyed making it lmfaooooo #thank you for the request 🖤#he's sooooOoOoOoo.....#like i already knew. but this just made me Know. you know?#what i wouldn't give #papi priest give me a chance #guess this is becoming a series now lmfaoooo who shall we do next who got nice hands #i think damian has the nicest hands of the ones i've done so far.....#sami has nice hands...... 👀

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umbrellacam · 4 months

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Wow, so it's not enough for Ted to slide in on both Dick's caped-life love interest and his fanboy little brother...

Birds of Prey (1993) #19

...he's gotta go ahead and put the moves on Dick's civilian love interest slash ex-building superintendent too?! Is nothing sacred?! 😂

Robin (1996) #96

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ragingbullmode · 5 months

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quick kuwabara while i wait for my laundry to finish ^_^

#my art #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #tbh i like the sketch way better since the coloring is a total flop (to me at least) lmfaooooo

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dumplingsjinson · 7 months

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“Stop it!” Character A says, giggling softly as Character B brushes their fingers along their spine; arches their back and the front of their body towards Character B involuntarily because of how sensitive and ticklish they are there.

Character B stops for a second, then chuckles softly. “What, are you sensitive there?” they ask, tone with a light, teasing lilt to it, and Character A nods, shying away from Character B’s gaze.

“Mmm, I’m just a little ticklish there is all,” they murmur, shifting a little to get themselves into a more comfortable position.

“Ahh,” Character B murmurs, a mischievous grin decorating their lips. “Well, if that gets you arching your back for me…” They reach out, brushing their fingers along Character A’s spine again, and Character A lets out a soft gasp, back arching out of their own will. “Then I think it’s a win, no? I think I can use this to my advantage, hm?”

#half of this happened #because i am in fact very ticklish #and when he brushed his fingers along my spine i was like BOI DO NOT WLKFNEWNF ISTFG #the other half is just me using my imagination because i want tHAT LMFAOOOOO pls i'm just so-#prompts #otp prompts #writing prompts #writing scenarios #suggestive prompts

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dragon-spaghetti · 21 days

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Did Ivypool & Dovewing a few weeks ago so the lines on them are. Far neater lmao but 👀👀

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#drag's art #warrior cats #brightheart #cloudtail #whitewing #ambermoon #dewnose #snowbush #dovewing #ivypool #this started as me doodling brightheart because no hazbin doodles were turning out well 💀💀#it has been 2 1/2 hours LMFAOOOOO

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fulgurbugs · 6 months

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looking to draw as a distraction from homework? i think a lot about how the draculaura girlies would dress up zoro. always inspired by your photo shoots of him and the girls!

Zoro is forced to experience draculauracore

#he is literally a fashion doll to me #theank you for the excuse to get on this op monster high thing again lmfaooooo #myart #fanart #one piece #doodle time 😎

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joy-girl · 6 months

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One Piece 1096 // Monkey D Garp

He's literally behaving like a 16 years old when someone tells them that their crush is going to the party that they didn't want to go to, and now of course they have to go there too lmao

#THE GUYS FANGIRLING FOR HIM IN THE BACKGROUND HAVE ME IN TEARS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#lmfaooooo #this is so funny #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #one piece 1096 #one piece ch 1096 #one piece unreleased #one piece chapter 1096 #monkey d garp #vice admiral garp #one piece #gol d roger #i don't know their ship name so...#garp x roger #guya posts

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tipannies · 1 year

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