Just said, without any hint of self-awareness or irony, “I’m so glad to hear you’re also a friend of Jonathan!” to one of my friends.

Like move over Dorothy, it’s 2022 and I’m lurking out here looking for friends of JONATHAN.

this was gay as hell

this is the same person whose brother keeps using the word ‘slay’ without realizing he sounds like, completely hilarious

Maybe I'm just old and I don't "get" it, or this is "reclaiming" somehow

But to me this is really fucking offensive

Tfw gay doesn’t mean cheery and mirthful anymore

but fr outside of my contracted madness i absolutely refuse to give joe alwyn gold rush like how is that song at all related to their relationship the lyrics clearly spell out a relationship that either never existed or only existed in implication and fantasies and maybe-maybe nots and its so bitter and yet desperately soft in the bridge where it almost projects a sense of envy, of wanting to be them as much as you want them. It continues an interesting oft ignored lyrical trend of taylor wanting just as much to be her lover as to have them, envying their easy charisma (you were flush with the currency of cool/i was always turning out my pockets) or quiet dignity (your integrity makes me seem small) dating back to her earliest songs (the kind of flawless i wish i could be). Theres a projected self hatred and yearning to be better that twists itself into both romantic and sexual lust for her partners thats so fascinating and speaks to how all of her songs regardless of who theyre about are also an act of self reflection on who she is and who she wishes to be.

I like how the anons make Angel and Adam turn slowly into friends only bc of their Lessons. I feel like one day they would just both disappear and the others might get worried. (especially bc of Adam since he can get his ass killed yadda yadda-) But then someone is like "yo check your phones" so they do (except Alastor, that old mf) and they find out that they somehow crashed into Valentino's place with just a picture and a caption like: "We bout' to get murdered if we dont get out."

Behind them is a blurred out Valentino, chasing them- meanwhile Angel and Adam are in the front running for their lives.

I wonder what kind of trouble both would get into.

Please, don't let Adam ANYWHERE near Valentino! sdfkjdsgsf ONLY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN FROM THAT

Hm, I wonder if Angel Dust wouldn't care about Valentino meeting Adam. He didn't want Charlie to meet him, so maybe if they are good enough friends, he'd care about him too...? Who knows! They'd probably go clubbing together and they'd get wasted and stuff

Izzy gets a new outfit that Lucius describes as "fierce" and Izzy goes around thinking he looks tough and scary when actually he looks like the cuntiest diva to ever werk it

Coincidence?

Honestly probably yes but its funny to imagine him unknowingly sending out certain signals XD

My gift to you all this holiday season.

The Monkees singing “Deck the Halls”

Season 2 Episode 15: The Monkees’ Christmas show

dying on the hill that jess asking lupe “so what are you a pitcher” was lupe getting clocked bc jess obviously knew the literal answer but like. in slang terms pitcher means top and catcher means bottom

some facts about our mysterious ??? please?

as soon as they achieved the stage of qi refinement that allowed them to practice inedia, they went to their favorite noodle shop and ordered themself three xl bowls of the shop specialty

cat person

their name changed from earlier drafts after my friend pointed out the hanja i chose was also an euphemism for being a bottom

an even earlier version of ??? used a whip as a weapon

the best singer out of the cast, but at most they'll hum a little when they're distracted

兔儿神祝同志们年快乐！Happy New Years from Tu'Er Shen!

[ID: The Bugs Bunny "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme, but edited to say "I wish all who celebrate Year of the Rabbit a very something LGBT happens to you." Instead of Bugs Bunny, there is a drawing of Tu'Er Shen. Tu'Er Shen, a Chinese deity presiding over gay love, is a rabbit god wearing festive red new years hanfu, including a big fur cloak. He is depicted with light skin, brown eyes, and dark hair which is worn in a way which obscures where human ears usually would be. He has two light brown rabbit ears sticking out of the top of his head. End ID]

I long for the day that people in xreader spaces stop confusing top/vers/bottom with dom/switch/sub please guys my gay vanilla heart can't do this no more

the Woke Mob has turned the poor straight purple smurf Gay. we can't keep letting them get away with this

new explanation for hawkeye's sister: hawkeye's gay friend who works at daniel's clinic as a nurse or receptionist

Bnha break weeks are hell save me Horikoshi there's idiots in here.......