Anyone who tries to say that the rape and intentional murder of civilians is justified on either side of the Israel/Palestine conflict owes me a 5 paragraph essay on the derailed Israel-Saudi peace deal and how the timing of these attacks potentially relate to that. If you have no idea what I'm talking about maybe you should sit the fuck down.

the funniest thing in the world to me is when certain fans accuse people of only disliking that guy bcs he "gets in the way" of ed/stede

and it's like the reason that's so hilarious is because they're right!!!

because....that is his primary narrative function....to try and stop ed and stede from being happy together....

unsurprisingly many viewers of this romcom about ed and stede's romance probably do indeed dislike him for intentionally trying to block ed and stede's romance

not in a shipwar sense where an innocent bystander is attacked for being a romantic prospect (he's neither) as you are erroneously trying to suggest

but in a "he literally spends all season causing external conflicts in a deliberate attempt to separate the main couple" sense

like peak broken clock shit right there

I will never not compliment the intricacies of the 2017 Beauty and the Beast remake

...because six years later, I still discover things like THIS

They didn't have to make the halls of the castle paradolic, but they did, and now the castle has a face that fades into darkness after the staff dies.

Guys, the castle dies too.

@naturepointstheway @lumiereandcogsworth @lumiereswig @tinydooms

supernatural, in a nutshell: Dean, I'm so sorry, you were right all along - About EVERYTHING.

ok but since Shirley was the one that actually went and arranged the room swapping amongst all the people involved, and the first person she goes explain it to was Jo.

like imagine Jo hearing Shirley explain to her this extremely convoluted three way swap that is necessary because Jo's perfume will trigger her allergies, they don't want to offend Jess, and they have to keep up the spirit of collegiality, meanwhile Jo probably doesn't even wear any strongly scented thing at all and so she's just sitting there while Shirley explains this until Shirley ends with the fact that Carson and Greta would be rooming together

spending a couple weeks away from home and away from my toxic parent in a loving and comfortable environment at my partner's home has been an interesting and eye opening experience.

Docm77 really gave us a new morning alarm yeS SIR RISE UP COMRADES I WILL RISE AND GRIND TODAY

THATS OUR FUCKING DICTATOR HELL YEA

you gotta kill the part of you that uncritically takes the opinions of people online and accepts them as truth

I'm dying lol this is too good

NFJEKFJRHTJR YEAH HYA IN HIS OWN LEAGUE WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS 😭😭

Person on Facebook: You shouldn’t blindly trust [insert professional expert here], sheep! Do your own research!

Same person on Facebook: 

https://www.justjared.com/2023/01/19/dakota-johnson-shocks-audience-with-joke-about-armie-hammer-cannibalism-while-honoring-call-me-by-your-name-director-at-sundance-2023/?r=readmore

I don’t know who is funnier: Dakota or simpi? Dakota and her jokes or Simpi saying that the jokes are on…… wait for it …. Effie!?!? Coz it’s ok to joke about Armie now. Apparently tis a sign that his redemption is nigh. Brain leakage is strong today 🫠

People complaining about Ireland’s entry (which, yeah, it’s not great I know) - You have to understand that this was the best option out of our country’s candidates.

You know the Late Late Toy Show? Yeah, well that same talk show is in charge of showcasing our potential candidates to represent us in the Eurovision every year.

And our candidates this year were nothing short of, uh, terrible, quite frankly. This really was the best choice we could have possibly voted for.

You can probably find the videos of the contestants online, but yeah. We had five choices, iirc. One of them was an old man singing a slow song about Hawaii, to give you an idea of our choices.

Also there’s like this whole conspiracy theory (that honestly might not even be one at this point) that our country keeps picking really mediocre songs or just doesn’t even try because we just don��t have the infrastructure, money or means to host the Eurovision if we won.

Like, I honestly think this is one of the best songs we’ve performed at the semi-final since Jedward’s iconic entry almost a decade ago that I still believe should have won the whole competition ngl, and let me tell you, that is a LOW bar.

“such bottom energy”

right back at you sweetie

because one of the posts broke containment, i remembered another reason i’m not crazy about aita. they have a crazy huge bias against adopted kids

the fact that an able bodied person who has never experienced the illnesses i have who hardly knows me at all will be the one to decide what my quality of life will be going forward