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guy who talks to you at work every day about the show he's been really into and describes the plot events and character arcs in such riveting detail that it takes you three weeks to figure out he's been watching lazytown
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guy who makes a sound like an accordian when hes getting railed
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guy who's 5'8 but says he's 4'20
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my orientation for the catholic school: the father will get in touch with you
me: wow like on mash. or midnight mass. wow.
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a guy who over hears you tell the waitress you don't want fries with your burger and he volunteers to eat them but he's at a whole different table
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Guy who wears silver brass-knuckles to fistfight werewolves bare-chested
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guy who treats the zohar as required background reading for any project moon game
#invent a guy#(the guy is an exaggerated version of me)#(i was going to play library of ruina and unrelatedly i started reading a book on kabbalah)#(and was like wouldnt it be funny if this were required)
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who goes to sport events just to lick the stadium seats
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sibling bonding moment!
#oughhhhh#kind of mashed together the book scene and cql scene for this. also somehow invented a whole new dseign for yllz wwx#EVEN THOUGJ HIS NENDEROID IS RIGHT THERE ON MY DESK LOOKING AT ME???#yes wen chao is in the family guy death pose but his fingers are all bitten off so its mot as effective :/#yes at this point his legs have been chewed off. HE CANT DEATH POSE WITHOUT THEM THOUGH#art#my art#comic#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of diabolism#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#twin prides of yunmeng#lan wangji#wangxian#mdzs fanart#mdzs spoilers#wen zhuliu#wen chao#sunshot campaign#lmao#blood cw#hanging cw#violence cw
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Welcome to my beautiful mind.. my train lesbians. Still a WIP kinda, there’s stuff I feel like I wanna add or change, but this is fine for now as a first pass maybe.
Diesel and Big Boy are both shy and reclusive in nature. Pullman being the opposite, and having a more outgoing, rich older gentleman personality. (I feel like a passenger train would be more social than freight trains) Big Boy is retired. Idk how their world works yet but I imagine company is sparse and Pullman is desperate for company and is just 🧍♂️ why do I have to hang out with you social recluses..
Sniffs. Anyway.
#my art#my ocs#UHHHH IDK WHAT TO TAG DIS ASSSSS…#train gijinka#domino effect of some guy inventing the first train to me drawing lesbian trains#3Tracks
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guy who's uncomfortable with eye contact and wears a shirt that says "my boobs are down here"
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obsessed with this letterboxd review of mary beard’s caligula documentary
#gonna start incorporating ‘so glad they invented therapy after this guy had every problem ever’ into my everyday lexicon#caligula#ancient rome#mary beard
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Is that a promise, Kathani Sharma? Yes. Yes, it is a promise.
#bridgertonedit#kanthonyedit#bridgerton#kanthony#anthony x kate#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#dailybridgerton#bridgertonblr#dailykanthony#userjustine#userneptune#useryusi#userlolo#userbecca#userdiamond#tuserlana#addysbeth#*#*gifs#idk guys the teaser awoke something in me#two hand shots bc as we all know kanthony invented hands !! (and also the colour purple)#also just realised i have never made a creative set for them.....might have to get on that hmm
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google
#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite#hes like a paleolithic mech engineer#hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks#hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet.#and also i invented algebra#hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society#look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud#fueled by the motion of earth through space#like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook#hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave
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