I’ll use the literal last day of Pride Month to give you Mommy Miara’s exclusive Charm! Unlike the other dudes, Miara gets her own wife that isn’t derived from Madds in any way.

This beautiful deity belongs to @eldritch-spouse

Another little teaser art wip of an illustration I'm working on of my characters Neelix and Heahter from my original story, Everything Under the Stars (EUTS).

Testing the waters to see who's still here and interested after all these years. 🫠

Heart To Heart - by ME

FIC: Snake Tales (MLB; Lukanette; Winters; Lemony Fresh)

Characters/Pairings: Naga!Luka Couffaine, Witch!Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Lê Chiến Kim; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Marinette knew the villagers didn’t really think too highly of the Forest Snake – certainly not like she did – but honestly.  This was all a little ridiculous.  (Or: Marinette overhears some gossip at the butcher’s and learns her mate is apparently plotting to eat her.  Or something.)

Author’s Notes/Warnings: Set shortly into their first mated spring.  Our cook at work was telling us this story about his friend who had a pet constrictor.  It was a funny story, and I quickly relayed it, and it took Quick all of two minutes to debunk it & Min to spin it into a Winters prompt.  😂

“Snake Tales”

Marinette hadn’t meant to eavesdrop.  She really hadn’t.  It’s just that the women were so loud, in that way that gossiping biddies could be, and it was almost impossible to not overhear.  She had just been minding her own, waiting on the butcher (or the farmer that acted as the village butcher, when you no longer lived in a busy metropolitan area like the Citadel that had an entire shop just for…butchering) to wrap up the chicken she’d been planning for dinner, when they came in behind her.  She vaguely recognized them from around the village, but neither had yet sought out her services and she hadn’t had much opportunity to interact with either.  She was pretty sure the one was married to the farmer who lived next to Kim.

But they’d been chattering away from the moment they opened the door, laughing over something or other, and Marinette had been the only other person inside while the butcher worked in the back.  It had been difficult not to overhear, especially when their topic of conversation had been about snakes.

Just took psychic damage from realizing that my first interspecies ship was fucking Banjo/Kazooie. Like, I was scrolling the bird app and a spicy picture of the two was in my feed for some reason and I was reminded of it.

Fucking. Ouch.

Aight don’t fucking judge me 😤 but I spent way too much time on this 🥹 I’m not even good at backgrounds but it’s cavey enough 🫡

Anyways, they’re both tired and just have a cave to sleep in. Chilch is big and warm 👀 John is tired asf and sleeping in that suit must be so awkward. (He doesn’t like sleeping on his back, makes them feel vulnerable) and I mean,,, 😗 Sleeping on Chilch is the best option oop- 😳

Anndddd what do you know, I draw Sangheliens way too cute 🫣 curse my art style 👯‍♀️

Do you remember these? I desperately want more art of them. I want them to go on silly little adventures.

(extra sketch for the brave ones hihi)

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Imma keep going with the headcanons

Humans are absolutely fucking repulsive dude

And I don’t mean like, actually repulsive because they’re still just Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean and stuff, but like to other races humans are as ugly as they come

While liking other species is a bit of a niche thing, it does occur and there are large sections of hobbits, dwarves, and elves that find the other two hot af

But no one fucking likes how humans look

Which is why it’s such a surprise when Thranduil, an absolute beast of an elf, fell in love with and married Bard. And then the pattern continued with Legolas and Aragorn.

Most people are just wondering what the fuck kinda stuff the Mirkwood royalty is on

The dynamic of Kaikro and his (currently unnamed) love interest

Kaikro: You mean you do this for fun?? You are bleeding! If you lose too much blood, you'll die! Love interest: Meh, it's just a scratch. I've gotten worse from my cat. Kaikro: ...you humans worry me

renarin kholin, age 15, watching from a distance while a bunch of crab people beat up and occasionally kill the guys who bullied him in brightlad middle school: hm. This better not awaken anything in me.