Catelyn: You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese
Jaime: I don't even like cheese
Catelyn: That makes it even worse, you sick bastard
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Tywin: “And if you have any suggestions put them in the suggestion box.”
Joffrey: “That’s the rubbish bin-“
Tywin: “It sure is.”
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Roose: Ramsay where is your brother?
Ramsay: well, you see father brother and I have gotten into a discourse at school...and I honestly don’t know where he is
Roose: Ramsay, cut the fucking bullshit and just tell me where he is
Ramsay: he told me that heavy metal sucks ass, so I threw him in the dumpster outside of school and forgot about him.
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Robb: my thirst for knowledge is unquenchable
Theon, from the other room: YOUR THIRST FOR DICK IN UNQUENCHABLE
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Tyrion: Dont forget to lift with your legs, your grace.
Daenerys: I know how to lift Tyrion. I’ve been carrying this team since we landed.
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Theon: they always say yeehaw
Theon: but they never ask haw yee
Sansa: theon i love you but it is three a.m. please go to sleep
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[At the dinner table]
Cersei: Daddy, can you please pass the salt?
*Tywin, Robert, and Jamie all reach for the salt*
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hey, could u recommend some like blogs with got content that is more like comedy and text based? u know like incorrect quotes and stuff like that, i am struggling to find some :)
Umh I'd say @incorrect-game-of-thrones
@incorrect-jaimebrienne @inncorrect-starklings im sorry I don't know more of them but im sure if you look up "Incorrect game of thrones" you'll find more ! Hope you get more accounts <3
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Theon: they call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
Also Theon: they call me coffee cuz I keep you up past 2 am
Still Theon: they call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am
Robb: .... we need to find you someone to talk to
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Robb: what's are team name?
Theon: oh... I dont know...
Robb: what about Throbb?
Theon: oh, I like that. I like that a lot actually
Robb, trying not to laugh: is that your first time hearing that? Do you know what it means?
Theon: ???what? No? What's it from???
Robb: it's our ship name
Theon: oh god, really?
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Theon: quit messing with my hand!
Robb: quit messing with my hair!
Theon: well... I started first.
Arya: quit being gay. Both problems solved.
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