Tf2 mercs in crutches and mobility aids, save me.... . ..

why am I at work. the only thing I should be doing is listening to Head Over Heels (Tears for Fears) on loop for eight hours please and thank you

What if... Hear me out... What if Bible and Build kissed at the turn of midnight during their little new years bash?

How are we feeling, vegaspete nation?

so spiderverse was nuts huh

Characters that should be enemies because they're on opposite sides but could never hurt each other because they're so in love and they're really annoyed about it but something just keeps drawing them back to this one person...absolute fucking losers I want what they have

man. it is really funny when people say "ohhhh taylor swift can't fly commercial there will be too much chaos and attention :( it's just not possible" Yes She Fucking Can.

one of my parents has been working as a security screening officer at an international airport for the past 20+ years and you know what they do when celebrities (with a fanbase 2x or 3x the size of her own) show up for commercial flights? they go about business as usual.

yes there are a handful of people that ooh and ahh and yes some want autographs, but most of the time people are just trying to keep things moving and are too preoccupied with catching their own flight and simply aren't interested in getting arrested for harassing a celebrity. and, let's be honest, i'm sure taylor is old enough to take care of herself and know when someone is bothering her too much.

she has literally no excuse. she does not need a private jet that coughs up pollution that's worth a small country. get a grip.

honestly, nobody does the "antagonist that initially seems like an insufferable asshole but circumstances gradually reveal their tragic backstory which is compelling them to oppose the protagonist when in reality their goals align, ultimately culminating in an emotional breakthrough that allows them to join forces with the protagonist to take on the true big bad" trope better than ace attorney

I have had part of Scott Pilgrim Takes Off spoiled for me and I have to say I have NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN MORE EXCITED TO WATCH A SHOW HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

speaking of sibling dynamics that make me insane, nami and nojiko. nami and nojikoooooo

the reveal of nami’s sacrifice in both the anime and the la have different kinds of ache, and they’re both so, so good. in the anime the village protected nami, but nojiko was always by her side. nojiko’s tattoos were for her. cocoyashi loved her so much, and they kept it secret for years so she didn’t endanger herself. the door was always open, and at the end of the day, even if she didn’t think she had anyone else, nami had her sister. and the live action. ohhhh the live action. maybe it’s the heartbreak in chioma umeala’s voice as she says “i hated you. you let me hate you.” the way nami endured that kind of pain to keep her home safe. maybe the reason for nojiko’s tattoos in the la are the same, but she never expressed it. maybe she didn’t even realize herself. did she grieve for her sister and her mother both? how long did she hold nami after the battle, the day before she left? before the morning she set sail to map the world?

22 for the spotify game pls 🫶🥹 hope u didnt get asked that number yet!!!

send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you what that song in my wrapped playlist is!<3

#22 - Lotto, Vernon ft. Don Mills 💚

pov tsaritsa tracing your jawline with her nails

idk just something about how the hand of a loveless god, stained with blood and cruelty, is oozing nothing but affection and careful comfort when it comes to you

HI I AM ON MY KNEES UR DESCRPTION IS SO <33333i would kill for a chance ONE CHANCE bro her HANDS HHHHH<3333 i jsut know her hands are the best thing ever omg she's so <333333

The jumpiest boi

what the FUCK did they put in 505 like YEAH but I crumble completely when you cry it seems like once again you’ve had to greet me with goodbye I’m always just about to go and spoil the surprise take my hands off of your eyes too soon

Probably the best feeling in the world is starting an anime with no other expectations than "can't wait to discover this story!" and getting your shit internationally rocked by a morally grey hunk of a man who fights in the dark without looking for praise

fucking love sports anime that shit has everything: ensemble casts, stakes that dont matter, fun animation, homoerotic tension

Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Akira Kurusu likes doing housework. He thinks it's therapeutic.

Goro Akechi hates housework. He thinks they're tedious.

The only middle ground they can really find on the matter is that 1) cooking shouldn't technically fall under housework (though it did produce housework in the form of chores) and that 2) Goro was obligated to help Akira in the kitchen every now and again because of this.

This is one of those times.

Day 2: Body Swap | Cooking | Heist