Anyways, I'm thinking about the submas twins so here's a long post of incorrect quotes I collected from this generator
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Emmet: I'm very scary.
Ingo: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Emmet: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Ingo: And small.
Emmet:
Emmet: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Emmet: *plays shreksophone*
Emmet: Woo.
Emmet: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Ingo: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
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Ingo: Emmet, we tried things your way.
Emmet: No, we didn't.
Ingo: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Emmet: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Ingo:
Emmet:
Ingo: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Ingo: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Emmet.
Emmet: I hate myself.
Ingo: Alright, square up.
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Ingo: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Emmet: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Ingo:
Ingo: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Emmet: I love that song.
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Ingo: This was almost a great idea.
Emmet: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Emmet: You have any sunscreen?
Ingo: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Emmet: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Emmet, to Ingo: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
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Emmet: Is five a lot of followers?
Ingo: Depends on the context.
Ingo: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Ingo: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Emmet: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Ingo: Those are Pokemon cards.
Emmet: You got a magikarp.
Ingo: ...
Emmet: It means 'fuck you'.
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Emmet, upon learning how Ingo did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Ingo: Well, not really.
Emmet: You’re just a liar.
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Ingo: I need a long word.
Emmet: T-rex but the long one.
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Ingo: My only talent is being stress.
Emmet: Don't you mean stressed?
Ingo: No.
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Emmet: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Ingo: Neither.
Ingo: Because it's twelve.
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Emmet: Knock, knock.
Ingo: Who's there?
Emmet: Boo!
Ingo: Boo who?
Emmet: Why are you crying?
Ingo: I'm not crying.
Emmet: Hello notcrying, I'm Emmet.
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Emmet: Ingo! I thought you were dead!
Ingo: No, just in deep cover.
Emmet: ...But it was an open casket.
Ingo: It was very deep.
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Emmet: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Ingo: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Emmet: No!
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Ingo: Emmet! Have you no dignity?
Emmet: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Emmet: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Ingo: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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"Are you waiting on a train?"
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Some context for the image under the cut:
It was common for Pokemon and items to slip through the space-time distortions. What made this occasion memorable was that an entire train station platform slipped through during the night.
Akari went to investigate when she heard the report. Despite it being early in the morning, she wasn't the first one to arrive. Ingo was there, sitting on a bench, deep in thought.
"Hey, Ingo," Akari greeted as she sat down beside him, cradling her sleeping Rowlet, "Are you waiting on a train?"
"Good morning, Miss Akari," Ingo said, blinking as if waking from a dream. "I'm afraid no trains will be coming into the station today. The tracks stop after a point, uncoupling this station from its sister stop."
"Maybe they'll be reconnected one day? After we sort out this whole space-time distortion stuff."
"That would be the most favorable outcome, yes."
Ingo relapsed into his thoughts, a shadow cast over him. A hush fell over the trio.
When the sun rose far enough into the sky to burn away some of the fog hanging around the station, Ingo finally stood up and readjusted his worn out hat.
"Let's prepare for departure, Miss Akari! It's an excellent day to make tracks in your journey."
"Yes, let's!" Akari sprang up, eager to start the day.
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