u know what actually? fuck u if you don’t think Robin takes ASL in college and starts to use it to hide when she’s non-verbal omg 🙄

So like if this is tmi I'm sorry I'm a Trans I've never tried external prostate stimulation till I read your post and I tried it and I think it broke me so thank you.

SCREAM, I LOVE THAT

It’s not Louis, but as an AM fan you might enjoy this beautifully deranged thirsting anyway.

https://www.tumblr.com/martinipoliz/728428971950276608/it-would-take-the-full-force-of-a-dying-star-to

SCREAM! But yeah, that's the level I live (for), love (wholeheartedly), laugh (at), I'm enjoying it so goddamned much, thank!

dream remembered the password to dream__fanart

MAXIIII

i need you guys to understand im at a dance rn but i saw the new valorant agent and !!!!! i literally had to yell over rthe music to my friend about it and she said 'i have no idea what you're talking about but cool' so i think ive won at life

Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

You cant make this shit up

Must be a Sugondese joke.

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Incredibly alarming that talks of “peace” in Gaza seem to extend no further than a ceasefire. How do you think they’re gonna start off where they left off themselves? Their houses are destroyed, so many have lost mothers and fathers and brothers and children, they still have no clean water and no food. Any area Israel withdraws out of is an area it already knows has been rendered inhospitable. There was even a direct quote by some IOF soldier gleefully stating how he “wasn’t sure Palestinians could go back to their homes.” So what happens when the US “succeeds at negotiating a ceasefire”? Who will be responsible for helping the Palestinians rebuild all that they’ve lost?

the baseball players are about to mount a coup and i’m here for it

Shoutout to my dad for being the funniest person I know

I’ve got the BG3 gang goes to a gala quest tadpole wriggling around in my head

are we still doing this because i have a late submission