Sometimes you kill your school bully during a big battle and you feel pretty bad about it because he's just a kid so you use a spell slot to revive him and then you blackmail him into being your weird protector, offer him some booze, teach him how to cry by telling him that it's like jerking off except he's cumming from his eyes, bond with him over not knowing who your dads are, help him start the path towards self discovery and acceptance that he's gay, and then send him off to the showers and that's just a regular day at school. And also you have him in a choke hold for most of that conversation.

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

yall the math for the essay question. to write 300 words in 5 minutes you need to write 60 words a minute, or 1 a second. typing is one thing but writing out with pen seems impossible, though i will say i was SCREAMING at the screen “THE MATH YALL GOTTA CHEAT WRITE ‘aguefort is a very very very … very weird school sos’” because technically it counts !!!

E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

me as soon as ayda comes back this season

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lmaooo

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

Riz rolling a 30+ to find the Rogue teacher and then acing his Last Stand with extra credit and no deaths the literal next day. Our boy is GETTING into college.

hey btw y’all, just wanna let y’all know that the most heart melting, almost made me cry, in-the-running-for-favorite moment of the season has 100% been the immediate “i give her the help action” to lydia barkrock with absolutely zero hesitation from kristen

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

kristen weird reverse ladder climbing down from the wall with her immovable pull-up bar vs kristen trying to use a ribbon to fly and falling out of the tower vs margaret encino falling out of the camera nest to use call to the guards for barry. ally beardsley you have ONE move.