Zack: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

Shadowsan : For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!

Zack: Mean.

James: You have friends and I envy that.

Will: You're welcome to share my friends.

James: looks at Violet and Cyprian

James: I don't want those.

Tomura: Five years ago, I was a fucking mess.

Tomura: Now I'm a fucking mess, but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense.

Violet: Who's more clingy? James: *sitting on Will, legs and arms wrapped around him* James: Will, obviously

Paperstar: Hey, wake up. Player: Wha- what?! Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family Player: ... my parents are out tonight? Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!? Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine! Zack: I don't know how to do that! Ivy: I don't wear a watch. Player: Time isn't real.

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Celegorm: Moryo isn’t answering their phone

Maedhros: I’ll call

Curufin: Me and Tyelko have both called him six times why would he pick up now?

Caranthir after two rings: Hello?

3 kinds of people

Carmen: What are you in the mood for? Gray: World domination. Carmen: That's a bit ambitious. Gray: You are my world. Carmen: Aww… Gray: Carmen: Gray: Carmen: OH.

Ivy: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Zack: Damn, if people did that to each other, Shadowsan would've killed me years ago.

James: What are you in the mood for? Will: World domination. James: That's a bit ambitious. Will: You are my world. James: Aww... Will: James: Will: James: OH.

Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Violet: Will, look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for James. Will, staring lovingly at James from across the room: I don’t have feelings for James. Violet: Will, you aren’t looking anywhere near my eyes.

Ivy: Can we PLEASE keep Player? Carmen: No, we cannot keep him. Zack: But Player's perfect! He's smart and friendly and- Carmen: He HAS parents! People who have legal custody of him. Ivy, scoffing: Since when has that stopped you before? Carmen: Carmen: I am not participating in this conversation.