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shutupandmakemepizzaroll · 7 days

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the average early inuyasha episode

kagome: i brought chicken nuggets from the future!

inuyasha: haha i'm eating all of shippo's chicken nuggets!

shippo: waauugghh inuyasha you're such a jerk!

kagome: those chicken nuggets are a symbol of our friendship! sit, boy!

inuyasha: d'aauugghh!!!

monster of the week demon: mwahahaha i am the chicken nugget demon i have an unbeatable chicken nugget beam that i'll use to wreck you because i lost at poker to your dad 1000 years ago inuyasha

inuyasha: aaaaggghhh i can't get past his chicken nugget beam i'm getting so fucking wrecked

totosai: inuyasha for you to defeat his chicken nugget beams you must use the power of learning to be nice to people and sharing your chicken nuggets

sango or miroku depending on who has had the least screentime: can he do it? can he really learn basic emotional skills like that?

kagome: inuyasha, i don't want a world where i can't share chicken nuggets with you!

inuyasha: I'll... share... my... chicken nuggets... with... KAGOMEEEEE!!!!! *fires back a chicken nugget beam with tetsusaiga*

chicken nugget demon: nooooo!!! how could this beeeeee i'm the great chicken nugget demooooooon *dissolves with a windows movie maker effect*

miroku: you did it inuyasha you learned to share your chicken nuggets!

inuyasha: *remembering the time kikyo shared her bento with him 50 years ago* hmph! i just couldn't stand the sound of you idiots crying over me. who cares about stupid chicken nuggets anyway

kagome: chicken nuggets are important! sit, boy!

inuyasha: d'aauugghh!!

naraku, somewhere far away: hehehe... we'll see how much good that chicken nugget beam serves you with what i got in store for you, inuyasha *ominous shot of the mozzarella stick demon properly introduced next episode*

#inuyasha #i miss this show sometimes #rowan shitposts

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shutupandmakemepizzaroll · 8 days

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we only worship the machine as a fetish thing. we're educated

#lancelot code geass #btw #rowan shitposts

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shutupandmakemepizzaroll · 17 days

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What makes Lelouch’s character so intriguing and so distinct from other genius protags is how he compartmentalizes his facades so perfectly that it has become his fatal flaw, and how it ends up driving the story.

Lelouch is a prince, a big brother, an ordinary student, Zero - he lives different lives that are equally important to him. And in his mind, he separates them so well he foolishly thought they could never overlap.

So when Shirley’s father died because of Zero, Lelouch was just in shock. He struggled to reconcile the two worlds in him. He never imagined it.

And he continued to not learn from it. Suzaku was unique in that he knows all of Lelouch’s facades sans Zero. Suzaku belonged in a unique position in Lelouch’s mind that someone as smart as him didn’t figure out Suzaku was at least related to the Lancelot. This is telling because even Suzaku have always had an inkling Lelouch was Zero. Lelouch didn’t ignore the signs; he was simply so blind to it because of how he divided his facades are.

And this part of Lelouch wasn’t something he chose to be. He didn’t wake up one day deciding to cut up himself in separate identities because it suited him. It was the consequence of his trauma being rejected brutally by a parental figure. This was his shield from a world full of discrimination and violence. Lelouch feared being rejected again, which is why he was always at peace around Suzaku, who knew him as a whole person, yet chooses to protect him. Suzaku rejecting Lelouch at the end of season 1 brought out wild anger and hurt and vulnerability; Suzaku, who was supposed to be the one person who would always be his ally and never hurt him - because both of them have shared their pains and joys honestly when they were children.

Genius protags aren’t supposed to be like robots. They are as human as anyone else.

#lelouch #code geass #lelouch vi britannia #kururugi suzaku

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shutupandmakemepizzaroll · 22 days

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This internet argument has gone on long enough. I’m firing my red beam into the sky

#this feels like a snapcube quote #rowan shitposts #shut up and make me queue

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shutupandmakemepizzaroll · 25 days

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