Kagami: why do you want a dog so badly?
Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things
Kagami: so does Adrien
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Claw Noir: I want to kiss you.
Shadybug, not paying attention: What?
Claw Noir: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
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Luka:Wait so you’re not mad at me keeping that secret about me knowing your identity without your consent.
Adrien:Nope.
Marinette:What?! Why?!
Adrien:I had my trust broken and private life violated by everyone I just became used to it.
Both:…
Plagg:The fuck,kid?
Luka: That's.... not good dude. You need therapy.
Adrien: I can't afford it.
Luka: Aren't you like... Stupid rich?
Plagg: No!! His dad is rich and he buys everything! Adrien can't buy anything without that jerks say so!
Luka: Oh, I may have screwed up.
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Adrien: So what’s for dinner?
Julian, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Nathalie, pointing: May I sit there?
Gabriel: That's my lap.
Nathalie: That doesn't answer my question, Gabriel.
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Chat: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Ladybug: I do have a sense of humor you know
Chat: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Ladybug: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Marinette: come on guys, let's just hug it out
Marinette, Adrien, Kagami and Félix: *snuggling into a group hug*
Adrien: who took my wallet?
Félix: sorry
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Ladybug: do you ever think before you speak?
Chat Noir: yes
Chat Noir: i think "haha that's funny"
Chat Noir: and then i say it
Ladybug:
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Marinette: last night i found out Adrien is a sleep talker
Alya: oh, really?
Marinette: "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." right. in. my. ear.
Marinette: AT 3AM
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Kagami: *takes Félix's phone away*
Félix: please give it back
Kagami: no
Félix: *visibly upset*
Adrien: now who am i supposed to send memes i find at 2am to?
Félix:
Félix: keep it
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akuma victim, catching Chat Noir: you have the right to remain silent
Chat Noir: i have the right, but i most definitely do not have the ability
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Ladybug: any cute things to call your boyfriend?
Queen Bee: honey
Rena Rouge: sugar
Chat Noir: flour
Carapace: egg
Chat Noir: ½lb butter
Carapace: stir
Chat Noir: pour into a pan
Carapace: preheat to 350 degrees
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Félix, studiously doing his homework, listening to classical music, very focused:
Adrien, upside down on a chair: do you think stars have feelings?
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Gabriel, with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Nathalie
Nathalie: how did you do that without turning?
Gabriel: ...to be perfectly honest, the first couple people I did that to didn't turn out to be you
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[Félix on twitter]
Félix: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards my cousin. so to my cousin Adrien Agreste, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read
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Félix: destroying sentimonsters goes against my moral compass.
Ladybug: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL
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another quote sent by @rainforestguardian! thank you so much!!
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