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Amnesiac Revan: The game must be dangerous, otherwise why play it?
Carth: Well... I do believe there is something seriously wrong with you!
Bastila *whispering quietly*: If only you knew...
#amnesiac revan: i'm a wookie... can't you tell?:D#is the first revan's phrase from the book Great Quotes from Great Minds?#Who knows?:D#revan#female revan#f!revan#carth onasi#bastila shan#kotor 1#kotor#knights of the old republic#star wars#incorrect kotor quotes#poor carth#and bastila too!#silly thoughts at midnight!#let it be here!
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*Carth and Revan skipping stones on lake*
Carth: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Revan, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
#kotor#knights of the old republic#revan#carth onasi#incorrect kotor quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes generator
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As usual, don’t love this but I spent enough time on it, sooo.
Carth is tired. Bi finger guns.
Background isn’t mine. Edited it from a screenshot. Why are they on Taris? Don’t question it. Could be anywhere.
Which dialogue option/incorrect quote did you choose.
#KOTOR#Knights of the Old Republic#Star Wars#incorrect kotor quotes#Darth Revan#Carth Onasi#Revan#bi finger guns#fan art#revanussy#Vince Doodles
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So this is the brainchild idea from one of my friends and I! Although I took some artistic license :)
Carth: [Debriefing the Republic about what happened on the Leviathan]
Carth: One more thing…. Darth Revan is aliv—
Revan: Guess who bitches!!!
Republic soldiers: …
Revan: [Jumps on Carth’s back] You better not be talking shit flyboy.
Carth: [Tense] Now is not the time.
Carth: [Apologetically to Republic Soldier] Give me a second.
Carth: [Leaves with Revan attached to his back]
Carth: [Comes back with a gizka]
Revan: [Sits on Carth’s lap cuddling gizka]
Carth: [Sighs] As I saying the former Darth Revan is alive barring mental issues.
#thats so revan#revan x carth#carth onasi#carth onasi has a headache#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect kotor quotes#kotor#revan#star wars#sw kotor#female revan#incorrect star wars quotes#knights of the old republic#lady revan#gizka
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Good evening, Gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed Sith, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violence does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please do not make it any harder.
Revan, trying really hard to stay on the Light Side.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect kotor quotes#incorrect knights of the old republic quotes#Star Wars#Knights of the Old Republic#Revan#source: Discworld
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Darth Bandon: Prepare for your destruction, Jedi!
Revan: I have a name, you know.
Darth Bandon: Really? What is it?
Revan: I don’t know.
#darth bandon#revan#kotor#star wars#star wars legends#incorrect star wars quotes#original: yugioh abridged
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Darth Revan: Of course we’re in love. That’s why I tried to shoot you.
Carth: If we were really in love, you wouldn't have missed.
#kotor#revan#darth revan#carth onasi#source: goncharov#this is perhaps as incorrect as a quote can get
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Canderous: Where do you keep the liquor?
Carth: at 11AM?
Canderous: why? Does it move around during the day?
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Atton: *whispers* "I really want to kiss you."
Meetra: "What?"
Atton: "I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU."
#atton you absolute buffoon (affectionate)#i don't know why it was them out of all the kotor ships that took up residence in my brain but#they mean so much to me#it's probably because it never officially happened (unless you count the ending where atton dies#which i don't)#kotor ii#incorrect quotes#atton x meetra#atton x exile#atton rand#meetra surik#star wars
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On Korriban:
Darth Sion: ...You are her apprentice in name only. I am the Master, and that is why you will die!
The Exile: And it is time to find out who is better at mastering Force speed!
#or my thoughts during the dialogue!#that's funny you can get away with it without being followed by sion!#k2 playthrough#k2 thoughts#kotor 2#kotor#knights of the old republic#darth sion#jedi exile#meetra surik#male jedi exile#peter brookman#star wars#silly thoughts#incorrect kotor quotes
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Revan: I think the Force is the reason that I have insomnia.
Carth:
Revan: Think about it. I sleep one hour and am able to work 15 hours without caff. Imagine how strong I would be if I was actually able to get a good night of sleep.
Revan: *walks into a wall*
#KOTOR#knights of the old republic#Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic#Revan#Carth Onasi#incorrect quotes#incorrect kotor quotes#source: real life
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Canderous: Don’t use your lightsaber. They can’t know that you’re a Jedi or they’ll kill us both
Revan: *Ignites his lightsaber in front of the majority of Clan Ordo*
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I didn’t make this and I don’t know who did.
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"When I die I want Revan to be one of my pallbearers so he can let me down one last time." -The Exile, probably
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Bastila Shan: I need some help dealing with a problem, do you have any suggestions?
Revan: Lightsaber.
Bastila Shan: ...Do you have any other suggestions?
Revan: Two lightsabers.
#bastila shan#revan#darth revan#kotor#star wars#star wars legends#incorrect star wars quotes#original: unknown
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