#incorrect infinoki quotes
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Loki: I have no idea why I do it anymore
Reality: ...?
Loki: I just know that I do it pretty damn well
Soul: *mildly concerned look*
Loki: And I doubt I'm going to stop doing it anytime soon
Time: *shaking head*
Loki: But why would I stop doing something I'm good at?
Power: *just waking up from a nap and has no idea what's going on*
Loki: So in conclusion
Mind: *sighs in resignation*
Loki: I'm going to keep stabbing Thor
Space: *the supportive partner no matter what Loki's suggesting* Damn right you will!
Thor: *shaking in his feathered helmet* B-Brother, no...
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Mind: I have something big to tell you.
Space: You know you can say anything to me, Mind. We’ve know each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Mind: I’m dating Loki.
Space: You’re dead to me.
#infinoki incorrect quotes#this is canon btw#technically mind had the first date just saying#I mean#it wasn’t the BEST date but given the circumstances cmon#infinoki as psych quotes#tesseroki
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been thinking a lot about infinoki.... I might be considering making an incorrect quotes tumblr for them. Not sure if that’s been done yet but every ship needs one, right?? Hmmmm
it is the superior ship...
#anon welcome to the club i have been thinking about nothing except infinoki today#even with the new loki clip#it feels empty without the tesseract#if you make one i wanna know!!
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Tess: I’m so confused I can’t think straight
Mind: great idea, think circular
Tess: ??
#Loki is what has Tess all confused and twisted up#incorrect quotes#also#mind Tess is a CUBE#alright alright that’s the last pun I promise#infinoki
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Tess: Don’t worry, I’ve got this.
Mind: Wait- if an infinity stone uses its power without a holder it will set off catastrophes!
Tess, offended: I never set off catastrophes! Only exceptional events.
Loki, later: How many times did you use your power, exactly?
Tess: uh… certain amount of times?
#*narrator voice*: it was a LOT of times#AU where every time Tess activates itself random chaos happens#the louvre is teleported to the moon#the colosseum is suddenly in America#mass confusion#etc#infinoki#infinoki incorrect quotes#mlb
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Tess, admiring their own hand: Pure power. I could saw through the refrigerator with this thing!
Loki: Wouldn't it be easier to open the door?
#Tess is experimenting with different types of hands/arms#gotta see how sharp they can get ‘em#Mind is cheering in the background#tesseroki#infinoki#incorrect quotes
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Space: I want to try to get Loki’s attention. So I’m going to blow up the weapon’s vault.
Mind: You really shouldn’t.
Space: I’m going to do it.
Mind: That’s a bad idea.
Space: I’m going to have to say… no.
Mind: That wasn’t a question.
Space: Could you phrase it like one?
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mind: i thought you said it was a technical problem!
tess, holding up sparking cords: technically, i was the problem.
#Loki’s note to self: don’t let Tess try to fix the sound system every again#i think Tess would have a problem interacting with technology for some reason#but have a lot of fun tinkering with it#this unfortunately leads to many fires#infinoki#incorrect quotes
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Loki: *starts crying*
Mind: what is that strange liquid running from his eyes?
Space: it’s tears; that’s so sad!
Reality: …are we supposed to do something?
Loki, mumbling: just give me a hug
#infinoki incorrect quotes#au where loki asks for affection and actually gets it lol#infinoki#shamelessly stolen from mlb
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Tess, after putting out a fire: Wow, who would have guessed that cleaner could be so flammable?
Loki, pushing the can away: I suppose whoever put the warning on the label, Tess
Mind: [reaches over and picks up the can]
[later…]
Tess, setting down a safety manual: After all, a safe workplace is a happy workplace, isn't it?
[the fire alarm blares]
Loki: I wouldn't know
#I’m really vibing with the idea that Tess likes to tinker and fix things and cook but just sets everything on fire#unfortunately they like the fire part#infinoki#tesseroki#incorrect quotes#mind is not helpful and set another fire on purpose <3#this is while tess is reading the safety manual#he acts like the mature one but is actually worse!#how many disasters will Tess cause this day#Tess is reading the safety manual and trying their best while mind watches their mistakes and then copies them on purpose#i’m starting to think I need a mind & Tess tag#oh look it’s a draft from months ago
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Tess: Are you afraid that big bad Thor is going to make you look foolish?
Mind: Better men than him have made me look foolish.
Tess: …
Mind: That didn't sound right, did it?
#thinking about human AU shenanigans#I mean this could be any infinoki scenario but I am thinking about that one specifically#just mind and tess ribbing each other#Tess saying things to trip mind up and he walks right into it#incorrect quotes#infinoki#sort of
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